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Nobody’s Perfect: Kanye and Courtney

 

Nobody’s Perfect:

This week, we got another big laugh when Kanye West announced that he was running for President.

I admit. I do NOT know one song that Kanye West ever sang. Or any fashion statement that made him a billionaire. I DO remember him going to the Oval office making a big splash with his “Make America Great” hat on his head, and praising Trump up and down. Recently, he got religion.

He has been ‘saved.’ He tried to make a lot of money off that too. Sorry. I didn’t pay much attention. What I DO remember, like most Americans is when 19-year-old Taylor Swift won a Music Award, Kanye jumped up on stage and tried to take it from her.

Taylor Swift, I’m ma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time…one of the best videos of all time!” In the 10 years following, those words have been memed, mocked, and forever burned into the brains of anyone who has ever listened to music.

Making me wonder when Will Smith is going to jump up at the Oscars and take the Oscar away from Tom Hanks.

But let’s be real. Making headlines makes you BIG money. It’s awfully late to get into the race, so why is he doing it? It’s confusing everyone.

Take your pick: Number one: He is trying to help President Trump by taking just enough black votes away from Biden and his black woman VP whomever she is. Many would say, including myself, that one of the reasons we are seeing the BLM revolution is precisely because the blacks are waking up to the 50-year-old con of jumping from the slavery of cotton picking to the slavery of being kept in welfare ridden crime cities.

BY DEMOCRATS.

Many say that this revolution is going on to hide the many crimes of the deep state, but the black vote is VERY important to the democrats. They must get them back on that plantation. Telling them that the virus hits them harder is just another raciest ploy.

Or was Kanye sent by Obama to sucker up to Trump, make him think that he loves him, and then run for President and get into office in the ultimate humiliation? After all, didn’t Jeff Sessions and John Bolton do just that? After all, two young white rich billionaires say they would vote for him. Elon Musk and Mark Cuban. There are so many plots to take out the President, this would be just one more.

Nothing surprises me.

OR Number Two: Kanye West really just needs the attention and is such a narcist that he really believes that with Kim by his side, he would make a good president and he just wants the job. Kim could get votes just by showing her boobs. If Trump can ‘brand’ himself, why not Kanye?

Only one problem: Kanye is a rapper. Next to the builder Trump, he knows NOTHING about much of anything.

Polls show it’s more likely he would take votes away from Trump.

“We must now realize the promise of America by trusting God, unifying our vision and building our future. I am running for president of the United States! #2020VISION.”

Oddschecker reported that since his tweet, 61 per cent of all wagers on the presidential race have been placed on Kanye, while 25 per cent have gone for Trump in the belief that Kanye running would take votes away from Joe Biden.

Whatever you may think about Kanye, and I really have no idea about him except he loves the limelight, THIS liberal is pretty pissed off that he is running, because SHE thinks he will take votes away from Biden.

I have to warn you though…the language is pretty shocking.

Home schooled…she’s not.

What do we think about all of this? Nobody’s Perfect. Despite his wishes, I don’t think Kanye has a change, and Courtney?

Too bad your mind is so ‘fucked’ up. You do have a nice voice. Like I said: Nobody’s Perfect.

July 6, 2020 Posted by | American Culture | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS Kanye

Nobody’s Perfect

It’s got to be hard….Obama’s went into the Presidency worth less than a million, and come out looking pretty good: What’s his real net worth? Nobody Knows. Some say, $12 million. Some say $15 million. I’ve even seen one report that says he is worth $54 million. Is it any wonder so many men will spend a fortune to become President? And you would think Obama would be happy after leaving the office and having the luxury of having to pick where he wants to spend his time, that that would be enough to get him off the stage of the world.

Uh…no.

The Obama’s are buying THREE homes: a $4.5-million-dollar house in D.C.: a $4.2-million-dollar home among the golfing elites of California in Rancho Mirage: and a multimillion dollar home in Hawaii. What? They don’t want to go back to Chicago? rancho-mirage

Did they pay off their mortgage on their house in Chicago?

Nobody Knows.

He could just be a sport and go away.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO….obama-fingers

He’s not. He’s already said that if Trump doesn’t stick to “our values” (code for HIS opinions) he will feel, as a citizen, compelled to speak up. He’s going to break protocol, and lead an army of angry citizens, and just so you know, he can’t help himself. If Bill Clinton can make a cool billion giving speeches, why not Obama?

Former Presidents, out of respect to the office, have kept their comments few and far between. But we all know, Obama will probably be everywhere, for the next eight years, mouthing his trash talk to the nation.

But…Nobody’s Perfect.

And then we have Kanye West. It seems he’s been hospitalized because…who knew? Unlike Obama, it seems his audience one night, didn’t like him saying that he would have voted for Trump.

The backlash from the blacks and liberals was SO strong, that they put the poor man in the hospital. He had to cancel concerts: kanye

 The surprising cancellation comes less than a week after West, 39, was booed at his San Jose, Calif., gig for telling the audience he would’ve voted for Donald Trump in the presidential election earlier this month, had he actually cast a ballot.

He followed that up two days later by unleashing a fuming tirade about Beyoncé and Jay Z at a Sacramento show, eventually leaving early despite performing just three songs.

Okay. So, WHY is Kanye in a hospital? Was he really that upset about his wife, Kim Kardashian getting robbed in Paris? Kanye canceled his whole tour, 21 cities. That’s a lot of money.

Or…was he just scared that because he said he would have voted for Trump, and then verbally attacked Obama’s BESTEST of buddies, Beyoncé and Jay Z…okay: First Trump, and then Obama’s best friends?

Nobody thinks this might be an excellent time to claim mental exhaustion.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Obama the narcissistic, ranting, lying, monomaniac….Or Kanye: the “I just came into the light you fools!” ?

Obama.

No contest.

 

 

November 22, 2016 Posted by | Obama | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Kanye West VS Jeb Bush

Nobody’s Perfect:

This week, was an EASY pick…both of them suffer from overblown egos…which I think we can blame on their mothers. (at least in one case)

This week it’s Kanye VS Jeb…or black man who can’t talk VS white man who can’t talk.

Let’s start with Kanye West. Right off, let me say, that I have only heard about 30 seconds of Kanye West doing a rap. It only took 30 seconds for me to decide that Kanye was like a bad case of Herpes. You would never want to see more than one outbreak.Kanye West

And this week, Kanye skipped the cell phone call, and let the world know he was $53. million dollars in debt…and did he ask a BLACK guy for money? NO! A white guy.

In other unhinged behavior, after tweeting he was $53 million in debt this week, Kanye begged, “Mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollars into Kanye West ideas.” He then declared of himself on Monday, in the third person, “He is the greatest living artist and greatest artist of all time,” and tweeted at Google co-founder Larry Page, “I’m down for your help too.”

And he didn’t stop there…he’s actually proud of being in debt, because you see, he believes he is the greatest living human being on the planet, and his “ideas” need money. If Zuckerberg refuses will Kanye say he’s racist? Why else would he ask for money on Twitter?

“I love love love white people but you don’t understand what it means to be the great grandson of ex slaves and make it this far.”

West also singled out The New York Times, Rolling Stone and Pitchfork as “white publications” that should not be writing about black music.

On the other side of the week, Jeb Bush was having so much trouble in the polls, that he had to drag out his 90-year old mom…and drag her all over New Hampshire. And when THAT didn’t work, he dragged out his brother George, who got up and showed us all just how much we don’t want a Bush that can’t even tell a joke.Jeb Bush and brother

And if that doesn’t work, the only man left is his Dad, and I expect a funeral that last for about a week should do it. I suggest they just send Dad off to a warm island and SAY he died. Whose going to check the body? Think of the PR that the Bush Family would get, crying over their dad’s coffin.

Do I sound cynical? Ha ha. 🙂

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week? Is it Kanye West, who, unlike the rest of us, thinks he can live beyond his means and get welfare from white rich guys BECAUSE his ancestors were slaves, and he likes to spend a million dollars on a leather jacket?

Or is it Jeb Bush, who despite his best efforts, thinks he deserves to be President because he’s a Bush? Or maybe it’s because he really does remember looking up into his mother’s eyes and thanking his good fortune, that he looks more like his cousin.

Well, as much as I attack the Bush family, I’d say Kanye’s wins this week.

So Congratulation Kanye!

You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award of the week for being a total idiotic no-talented bore. You couldn’t even carry Steve Job’s tennis shoes.

Someday, maybe I’ll find the time to research why you think you’re so…great.

Okay. So, maybe I won’t.

 

 

 

 

February 15, 2016 Posted by | humor | , , | Leave a comment

Kanye West Wants to Run for President—Pass the Tequila

Nobody Flashes

Kanye West announced he’s running for President at the MTV awards, while he had the attention of the nation. Kim is already designing her separate Air Force One for herself, with enough closet space to hold her outfits. There will be another jet built just for the family…and they will have to put camera’s in every room in the White House…just for us.

He says he will run in 2020.

Nobody Wonders: Why wait Kanye….run in 2016….what? You have as much money as Donald.

Are you chicken?

What a putz.

 

August 31, 2015 Posted by | Entertainers, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Kanye West VS Bruce Jenner

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have two really messed up …humans…who made very big mistakes.

This week we compare Bruce Jenner to Kanye West.Kenya West

Let’s start with Kanye—-Just because he reminds me of so MANY black musicians that I used to work with, I am really going to enjoy THIS.  They think, and this is a fact, that BECAUSE they are black…they are better musicians than whites. Where they get this idea is beyond me, as music is relatively speaking, universal in all cultures.

As everyone saw last night at the 2015 Grammy Awards, when a young white man named Beck won album of the year, Kanye ran up to the stage to protest, just like he did when Taylor Swift won in another year.

Because Kanye is such a racist, everyone said it was a joke, and the young Beck handled it well. Because he laughed at him, Kanye had no wind…he stopped short of protesting.

But, right afterwards, he complained—.

I didn’t watch the music awards, and I’m glad. Seems the theme was devil worship, black lives matter, Obama wants the rappers to stop beating and raping women, and the highpoint was probably the end.

Kanye was once again, not only rude, but acting like…a bully. I guess you can when you are married to Kim Kardashian.

And speaking of Kim Kardarshian, her ‘father’, Bruce Jenner, or is it Jenny Jenner?-was in a major car accident where one person was killed:GV: Bruce Jenner Involved In A Crash That Leaves One Person Dead

Bruce Jenner has issued a public statement offering his “heartfelt and deepest sympathies” to the family of the woman who died after he crashed into her white Lexus on Saturday. As Gossip Cop reported, after a Toyota Prius came to a screeching halt on the Pacific Coast Highway, a white Lexus behind it hit the brakes, and Jenner’s Cadillac Escalade smashed into that car, causing the Lexus to veer into traffic and get hit head-on by a hummer. The woman died on the scene As Gossip Cop noted, five kids and two adults were injured and taken to the hospital. Jenner, who voluntarily took and passed a field sobriety test, walked away without any injuries.

Okay….hormones are a bitch, and Bruce was traveling too close, obviously everyone was, and I’m sure he didn’t mean to hurt anyone, but nevertheless, he did run into the back of her car, for whatever reason, he wasn’t paying attention. How many of us see this kind of thing everyday? Bruce Jenner

On the whole, to go from being an Olympian to a wanna-be Kardasian poodle dog has got to be the so confusing it’s even hard to drive a car.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

My money’s on Kanye. He’s insufferable and a buffoon. If Paul McCartney and Obama want to hang out with him then let them be merry. And by the way..he keeps saying he’s a musician. Last time I look, you have to play an instrument to be a musician. What does he play…a drum machine? His mike?

Black lives matter, sure, but being black doesn’t necessarily get you the album of the year…even though you think it should.

Congratulation Kanye! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week! This week, your black life really does…matter…just not to me.

Go ahead..let’s hear it for him ladies and gentlemen..hands up!

hand up

February 9, 2015 Posted by | Black History | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Cares About Obama’s American Dream

Nobody Cares

—that our President sees no hypocrisy in attacking Kim Kardashian and Kanye West about how they flaunt their riches:Kardasian and Kanya

He said, “The American dream involved some pretty basic stuff — a good job where you felt some security, a good education … People felt if they worked hard they could get there … I don’t think people went around saying to themselves, ‘I need to have a 10,000-square-foot house’ … I think there has also been a shift in culture. We weren’t exposed to the things we didn’t have in the same way that kids these days are. There was not that window into the lifestyles of the rich and famous. Kids weren’t monitoring every day what Kim Kardashian was wearing or where Kanye West was going on vacation and thinking that somehow that was the mark of success.”

Really?  “Kanye West was going on vacation and thinking that somehow that was the mark of success.”?

HOW many vacations has Obama taken since being in office? HOW many rounds of golf has he played? Wouldn’t you say that means that Obama thinks that one of the marks of his own success is how many vacations he can get for free on the taxpayers dime?Obama vacation four

What Obama is really saying is this:

“I don’t want all you people to even THINK that you will be able to someday be as rich as Kim Kardashian, or even feel you should strive to make enough money to buy a big house and be able to go on vacations because  YOU WON”T!  Ain’t  gonna happen folks. The rich should only be a few (like me) and the American dream has to be toned down to the rest of the world…you know, be happy if you have a cell phone, a computer, and a bed to sleep in. Besides, I don’t like Kanye, he said some really phony things about me.”

Going on vacation is not the mark of success…the mark of success is how many of you can keep from having too many babies, and uh..that’s why I got the ‘morning after pill’ on the market for everyone.

You’re welcome.”Obama vacation two

Obama’s American dream where nobody has any more than anybody else, is about as appealing as a rotten banana, and draws just as many flies.  Obama vacation three

August 2, 2013 Posted by | Barack Obama, Marxist Propaganda | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Kanye West VS IRS

Nobody’s Perfect

Watching a bad video is about as uncomfortable to me as having to wash hockey uniforms. And I watched both this stinkers this week.

Kanye West, the rich guy who has China slaves make his Nike’s, is complaining that the rich blacks are the New Slaves. I want to know how he got this video played all over the world. Paul McCartney, he’s not.

But first: Let’s take a look at our Gestapo IRS, trying to pass as a white man’s dance group:

We won’t discuss the fact that the IRS is comprised of 99% union Obama lovers, and we recently found out that they are now working for the slave master who everyone KNOWS ordered them to target all his enemies…and for that, the master gives them nice perks…like being able to take wonderful vacations, and make really stupid videos, that WE pay for.

This from Newsmax:

The U.S. Internal Revenue Service spent about $50 million on 220 conferences for employees from 2010 to 2012, according to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee.

The cost of the agency’s conferences was released today by the committee, which is holding a hearing on the subject June 6. In one case, the IRS spent $4 million for an Anaheim, California, conference in 2010, where some stayed in rooms costing $1,500 to $3,500 a night and $135,000 was paid to outside speakers, including $17,000 for a lecture on “leadership through art.”

The General Services Administration was the subject of similar scrutiny last year for money it paid for employee conferences, including $823,000 on a Las Vegas event featuring a clown, a mind reader and a $75,000 bicycle building exercise. Some details of the Anaheim event were already known. The Star Trek video became public earlier this year, as did a parody of the 1960s television show “Gilligan’s Island.” The dance party video, which shows employees being instructed in line dancing ahead of the conference, was released by the House Ways and Means Committee on May 31.

First they rip us off, steal our money, and THEN make us watch them dance. Even Putin would not order such torture.

And then there’s Kanye: You don’t have to know much about music to know–this isn’t a music video. It’s a political hack job, used to incite riots in the black communities.  The words are really stupid, but I did like one line: (see words here) He complains that they give him contracts even though they know the “nigger don’t read.”

Hey…I’m just quoting him. He’s blaming them for the fact that he can’t read.

Kanye actually starts singing at 3.07. OMG….Where are the Temptations when you need them?

So whose video wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?

The IRS. Even though, professionally speaking, they pay Kanye big bucks to ‘sing’ and he is so incredible bad at it, you have to wonder WHY he’s a star…the IRS does fifty times the damage that Kanye does. The IRS can’t dance, and I wish to God Kanye would learn how to sing. If Kanye’s a slave, then I sure would like to be one.

So Congratulation IRS! You win the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week.

This video is proof that we need to pass a flat tax and put them all out to rest…for good.

June 3, 2013 Posted by | humor, taxes, tyranny, Uncategorized | , , , , , | Leave a comment

   

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