Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Kanye West VS Jeb Bush

Nobody’s Perfect:

This week, was an EASY pick…both of them suffer from overblown egos…which I think we can blame on their mothers. (at least in one case)

This week it’s Kanye VS Jeb…or black man who can’t talk VS white man who can’t talk.

Let’s start with Kanye West. Right off, let me say, that I have only heard about 30 seconds of Kanye West doing a rap. It only took 30 seconds for me to decide that Kanye was like a bad case of Herpes. You would never want to see more than one outbreak.Kanye West

And this week, Kanye skipped the cell phone call, and let the world know he was $53. million dollars in debt…and did he ask a BLACK guy for money? NO! A white guy.

In other unhinged behavior, after tweeting he was $53 million in debt this week, Kanye begged, “Mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollars into Kanye West ideas.” He then declared of himself on Monday, in the third person, “He is the greatest living artist and greatest artist of all time,” and tweeted at Google co-founder Larry Page, “I’m down for your help too.”

And he didn’t stop there…he’s actually proud of being in debt, because you see, he believes he is the greatest living human being on the planet, and his “ideas” need money. If Zuckerberg refuses will Kanye say he’s racist? Why else would he ask for money on Twitter?

“I love love love white people but you don’t understand what it means to be the great grandson of ex slaves and make it this far.”

West also singled out The New York Times, Rolling Stone and Pitchfork as “white publications” that should not be writing about black music.

On the other side of the week, Jeb Bush was having so much trouble in the polls, that he had to drag out his 90-year old mom…and drag her all over New Hampshire. And when THAT didn’t work, he dragged out his brother George, who got up and showed us all just how much we don’t want a Bush that can’t even tell a joke.Jeb Bush and brother

And if that doesn’t work, the only man left is his Dad, and I expect a funeral that last for about a week should do it. I suggest they just send Dad off to a warm island and SAY he died. Whose going to check the body? Think of the PR that the Bush Family would get, crying over their dad’s coffin.

Do I sound cynical? Ha ha. 🙂

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week? Is it Kanye West, who, unlike the rest of us, thinks he can live beyond his means and get welfare from white rich guys BECAUSE his ancestors were slaves, and he likes to spend a million dollars on a leather jacket?

Or is it Jeb Bush, who despite his best efforts, thinks he deserves to be President because he’s a Bush? Or maybe it’s because he really does remember looking up into his mother’s eyes and thanking his good fortune, that he looks more like his cousin.

Well, as much as I attack the Bush family, I’d say Kanye’s wins this week.

So Congratulation Kanye!

You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award of the week for being a total idiotic no-talented bore. You couldn’t even carry Steve Job’s tennis shoes.

Someday, maybe I’ll find the time to research why you think you’re so…great.

Okay. So, maybe I won’t.

 

 

 

 

February 15, 2016 Posted by | humor | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes: Okay. Who Sleeps With a Pillow ON Their Head?

Nobody Flashes

Hey! I’m not the only one who thinks that just because someone is 79 and has ‘health’ problems, doesn’t mean he is going to die in his sleep.  Here’s some MORE circumstantial evidence of how, once again, our ‘government’ doesn’t work so well.

(Thanks to Alex Jones)

February 15, 2016 Posted by | conspiracy | , | 1 Comment

Scalia’s Death And a Pillow of Doubt

Nobody’s Opinion:

I was standing in line at the Dollar Store today, when I saw a familiar headline…a headline that has been on the front cover of most all the tabloids for many years: Princess Diana was murdered.

Well, I believe it. Why not?The prince two

As I open up and read it, it said that Diana’s sons had dug up the body, and it was found out, that Diana survived that crash in Paris, but was killed by lethal injection on the way to the hospital, on the orders of her estranged husband Prince Charles.

Come on.  The whole WORLD thought she had been killed by him.  She was dating a Muslin and rumor had it, was carrying his child. She had TOLD friends that she was afraid she was going to be killed in a car accident. I remember that night…in any other car accident the ambulance would have been there within 20 minutes, but Diana sat there for hours.  It was blamed on the “paparazzi”…and then the Prince married his sweetheart (who was married and couldn’t give him royal babies) and they lived happily ever after.

(Nothing to see here, move on.)

The real press would NEVER even doubt that it was an ‘accident.’ But the tabloids, and the people of the world, thought otherwise.

Tonight on Drudge, it is being reported that Anthony Scalia, the only true constitutionalist conservative left on the Supreme Court, died…peacefully in his sleep…with a pillow on his head.

He was “hunting.” At 79, and he had ‘health’ issues we were told. BUT…Scalia

Like Princess Diana it took HOURS for authorities in ‘remote’ West Texas to find a justice of the peace.  Both of them were not to be found. When they did find one, she pronounced him dead without even seeing him, and did NOT order an autopsy.

That alone points to a cover up.

(Nothing to see here…move on.)

AND YET…somehow they managed to find SIX bodyguards to get him back to Washington D.C. for his funeral. God forbid anybody find out what really killed the man.

In real life, circumstantial evidence will stand up in a court of law…but in politics, unless you actually have an audio tape of Hillary Clinton ordering the kill of a Supreme Court Justice in order to save her efforts to become President, then you pretty much have to accept that it will all go away.Hillary laugh

Why do I think it was the Clintons behind this? (Or the people who want Hillary to be President?) Two reasons: One…Hillary is on her last hope. She needs ammunition, and the democrats always go through the courts to get their way, because they can’t get their ‘progressives” mandates done any other way…it has to be through judges. The Clintons are lawyers first, and they use delay, and they shred evidence, they lie, they cheat, and…they get the courts to pull off their dirty deeds.

RUSH LIMBAUGH once made this observation of Bill Clinton :

Bill Clinton in one of his first acts after being inaugurated, crowned, whatever, 1993, fired all 93 US attorneys. This is quite common. You get your own people in there. These are appointed positions. Now, the thing with Clinton was, he was aiming for one US attorney, and that was the guy in Arkansas, the guy in Little Rock. I forget what it was about, but Clinton wanted the guy gone, and to cover or mask the fact that he was aiming at one single guy, got rid of all 93.

And let’s not forget all the dead people surrounding the Clinton Dynasty.

After Diana, who can forget how conveniently young JFK Jr.’s plane went down, paving the way for Hillary to become Senator from New York.

JFK Jr was planning on running for that position. What a break for Hillary that was. She could NEVER had beaten JFK Jr. in a Senate race…never.

Obama can now nominate a liberal and the United States will be changed forever, because with the President and the liberal Supreme Court, conservatives will never see the light of day again, and Hillary…Hillary will have her ammunition to beat the GOP candidate to death on their racist and prejudices right up until election day.

Our guns will be taken. EVEYRONE will be required to pay for abortions, affirmative action will be a permanent American mandate, and of course, the global government utopian climate change tax, will become law. And so many other things…with Scalia not there to block them, we are even more doomed.

IF his ‘demise’ was helped out by secret operatives, what a bonanza of political gain for Hillary. Killing men in Benghazi was easy, do you really think an old conservative Supreme Court justice would even bother her?

And TWO: The look on Obama’s face…when he announced that he would be nominating someone soon:Obama scared

He looked…scared.

That looks said: “If they can kill a Supreme Court nominee…they could kill me.”

The pillow on the head was a nice touch.

The only person who can put Hillary in jail is Obama.

There was no need for a horse head. Just a nice soft pillow. Very subtle message, but by the looks of Obama’s face, it hit home.

Am I reading too much into this?

Perhaps. NSA I apologize. Surely the good and wise Hillary Clinton would never do such a thing. NO…I certainly am over my head. Really, I had too much pork for dinner. Forgive me.

BUT….Throughout history…Kings and powerful people have made a habit of having people murdered to protect their claim to the throne. What this Nobody canot believe, is that most people think…that no leaders in any part of Western world would kill their enemies with stealth, or poison, or a well timed plane crash.

And they believe this because those leaders tell them they are beyond reproach.

Anthony Scalia may have just died a peaceful death.

Princess Diana may have just been a bad car accident

JFK Jr. was a TERRIBLE pilot.

Vince Foster really just wanted to kill himself.

And sometimes, the elephant in the room, turns into a lovely bunny rabbit and hops away.

What a wonderful world that would be. And wouldn’t it be grand if we all lived in it?

 

 

 

February 15, 2016 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

   

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