Joyanna Adams

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I’m Voting for Eric Greitens For GOV of MO, simply because: There ARE No Term Limits

Nobody Knows

Ah jeez. Tomorrow I am going to go vote for major GOP candidates in Missouri, and like most states, the negative ads do NOTHING but get everyone confused.

So I got out my trusty flyer sent to me by the Republican party saying: Who REALLY shares our conservative values?

Ted Cruz’s picture was missing— but there you go.

For instance: There are four GOP people running for Governor and one Democrat, and all the ads have been REALLY nasty.

FIRST: We have Lt. Governor Peter Kinder, who evidently is a well established good old boy republican who was Rush Limbaugh’s best buddy growing up. I’m sure Ted Cruz would back him, as well as Jeb. The negatives? He wants more money, and probably more free stuff, because evidently, like most politicians, he gets free everything. He’s the favorite: He got a check on jobs, second amendment, right to life, religious freedom, but got a big X on character.  Which by all the ads, is pretty bad.

Do I listen to Rush? Or do I remember that Rush pushed Ted Cruz with a vengeance?

SECOND: There’s a woman named Catherine Hanaway, who is second choice for the GOP party.  She had an ad where she was shooting a gun and saying that the NRA gave her their support. But wait! I look at my flyer and the only check that Catherine didn’t get was on the second amendment.

Who do I believe? HER ad on TV? Or the GOP’s assessment? Clearly, the GOP is manipulating us towards Peter Kinder. She’s been around a long time too. Catherine Hathaway

THIRD: John Brunner. He LOOKS like a typical slim ball politician. His ads copied Ted Cruz’s: He’s praying with his family, and he mentions that he was a Marine. He was the GOP 3rd choice. He got big X’s on the economy and jobs, and character.

Fourth: Last, but in my mind not least, is Eric Greitens.  The ads were so vicious I started to think of Trump. He’s a newcomer, ….a man who has never served in office before.  The ads against Eric have been unrelenting. He only got ONE check out of five, and that was on the economy and jobs.

CLEARLY, the GOP hates the guy. The ads scream out “DON”T VOTE  FOR HIM! NO! NO! He’s a democrat in disguise! He’s not conservative! He actually went to an Obama convention!”

And it gets worse. I saw a video on Twitchy. Two Navy Seals swore that Eric was a fraud. He had never been in combat they said.

So I asked my x Navy Seal Husband what HE thought.

John Brunner

John Brunner

“You know, they have intelligence guys that have different jobs.” After all, even getting through the training to be a Seal takes quite a lot, and evidently he WAS a Seal.

Still…what to do?  So today, I got the BIGGEST flyer of them all. Eric Greitens took money from some man who abused a stripper for 13 years.  He didn’t do it, the guy giving him money did it.

Whoa.

I immediately thought of Bill Clinton. Keep it up–and the man could become President!

That ad settled it. How lame can you get? If that’s all they can say about Eric Greitens, that he’s going to bring back jobs, tell you what, I’m voting for him.

After watching the GOP go after Donald Trump, I see the same fingerprints and global fingertips pointing their sites right on the guy.

Here’s the reason I advise all republicans to vote for the guy: It’s agreed that Missouri is in REALLY bad shape. We are almost on the verge of Detroit. The same old people have ruled us for years. I’m tired of seeing the same old names forever…they just continue their power with their kids.

CLEARLY: They do NOT want new people in the club.

We had a governor Mel Carnahan, who served in the House, and then became State Treasurer. Then later he became Lieutenant Governor, and in 1992, became governor for TWO terms. Mel died in a plane crash and was elected Senator after his death.  His wife Jean took his place as Senator and she was around for much too long. Their son, Russ Carnahan is running now for Lieutenant  Governor.

All Democrats of course.

But WAIT..The GOP has their lifelong politicians too: John Ashcroft? Anybody remember him? He was a Senator from Missouri and then when he lost his reelection Senate Seat to a midnight bus run of black voters bused into downtown St. Louis, President George W. Bush made him Attorney General. HIS son Jay Ashcroft is now running for Secretary of State.

And then…there’s an Steven Eagleton running for the Senate.

You can BET he’s related to the entrenched Senator from Missouri for many years. Thomas Eagleton.

Eric Greitens

Eric Greitens

So tomorrow I’m voting for Eric Greitens for governor. After all, a lady that I know and trust grew up next door to him, and says he’s the real deal.

She’s heartsick about all the nasty ads.

It’s easy to pick out the liars…after you been watching the Clintons for years.

If Hillary Clinton can take bribes from Saudi Kings, and Russians oligarchs, I see nothing wrong with Eric Greitens taking money from a guy who dated strippers.

I don’t trust the GOP OR the DEMS.

I’ll go with fresh blood every damn time, and I hope America does this all over the country.

Go Eric! Go Trump!

 

August 1, 2016 Posted by | political races | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: An American Divorce

Nobody Gets Email

Here’s another great read that I just have to reprint;

It was written by a young college law student..and if he doesn’t go into law, he certainly would be a great writer.  Libearl charity

Enjoy!

(Thanks to madmemere)


 

This appears to be an excellent way to set our country on the right path!

JG The person who wrote this is a college law student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT, I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT’S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.

DIVORCE AGREEMENT- – WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT

The person who wrote this is a college law student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all. THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT, I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT’S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.


Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950’s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:

–Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

–We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.

–You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

–Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. Liberal four

We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.

–You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them.

–We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.

–You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.

–We’ll keep the smart diverse and conservative Governors like Susanna Martinez & Niki Haley, greedy CEO’s and rednecks and you can keep Jerry Brown, Bernie Sanders & e-mail Hillary.

–We’ll keep Bill O’Reilly, and Bibles and give you CNBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

–You can have the peaceniks, war protesters, Black Lives Matter people and all the sanctuary cities.

— When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help protect & provide them security.

–We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

–You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

–We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

–You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors who’re willing to forego payment.

–We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.”, and a whole slew of Country songs. –I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya” , “We Are the World”, & all of the anti establishment Rap songs.

–We’ll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.Liberal two

–Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, Al Sharpton, Alan Grayson, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, and ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.


Forward This Every Time You Get It ! Let’s Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sinking In!!

July 1, 2016 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Fool: Senator Tom Cotton

 

Nobody’s Fool

This is great.  Senator Tom Cotton (R-ARK) gives Harry Reid a well deserved verbal slap down  on the Senate Floor.

Really. Don’t miss this.

THIS is what we need more of. THIS is what Donald Trump is going to inspire.

Men AND women finally standing up to Harry Reid, The Clintons, Obamas, Nancy Pelosi….., and all the slim that is ruining our country.

Yes, Senator Tom Cotton wins the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week…for telling the truth about the good-for-nothing Harry Reid.

Thanks Senator!

(And thanks to Gateway Pundit.)

 

 

May 25, 2016 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody Flashes a Few Words…About the GOP Debate and Disney

Nobody Flashes

It’s being announced that Donald Trump won the GOP debate tonight. I turned on FOX to see the comments, and it’s clear, the reporters are all losing sleep. Daddy Bush didn’t look so good either. Clearly he’s on steroids.

And then I found this video on Drudge. This man…shows what is happening all over the country.

Long ago, the ‘elites’ of the world decided to make America a “service” economy.  This NAFTA, CAFTA, transformation of America didn’t just start with Obama. Our politicians teamed up with the big multinational companies and created the biggest plutocracy ever imagined.  They purposely destroyed the middle class, and the money went up…to Wall Street.

It’s why Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump are getting the biggest crowds.

Ted Cruz, is on FOX now, talking about how only he can defeat Hillary. He is talking about Israel.

What none of them get, is that this time, it really is about the economy. This sad video, a man being replaced by a shipped-in foreigner, is why Donald Trump will continue to get support.

Our biggest companies do not care about their country anymore. It’s all about THEIR global dreams and portfolios. The Zuckerbergs, the Bill Gates, the Jeffery Immelts, the Disney, the Murdoch’s…

And Donald is not in their club.

Ted Cruz, never talks about the economy.  And now, he is lying about Donald Trump’s socialized medicine.

So, uh…what is Medicare, if not socialized medicine?

It was sad to watch the debate…And Donald is right: Ted does lie.

Rubio is still…. a kid. In many ways…a kid.

The car salesmen is now selling surf boards.

And Ben Carson…shows us all that integrity still exists.

Anyway, I just wanted to post that video. A man who worked hard, did a great job, and yet, got replaced.

Welcome to the New World Order. One that Daddy Bush assured us all would be a ‘better’ place.

Bambi has left the building.

 

 

 

February 25, 2016 Posted by | politics | | Leave a comment

Nobody Thinks About the Week

Nobody’s Opinion:

As I write this, Hillary Clinton is leading in Nevada, the funeral for Justice Anthony Scalia is over, and nothing is being said about South Carolina, which means, FOX news is hoping for a last resurrection of Jeb Bush. We shall see. trump vs pope

Last week  Glenn Beck said that God took Justice Scalia to help Ted Cruz, then by that logic, you could say that “God” helped out Donald Trump by making the Pope attack Donald Trump on wanting to close the border to the Pope’s “flock”, who of course, will come to America, get free food and money, and in the Pope’s eyes, send more of that redistributed free money HIS way, which will also go to keeping the wall around the Vatican strong. Whatever the case, it’s been the main topic all week, and will probably bring out a lot more voters for Trump.

Nobody Flashes: And speaking of Trump, the other attacks last week on the Donald,  have been about Trump wanting the “mandate” in Obamacare which he did say he supported, and then, said no, he did NOT, he would repeal it ALL.  Trump, is NOT a long-winded speaker, another one of his many fine points. Trump then went for the “I WILL DEFEND THE COUNTRY” vote by saying that Apple should be forced to give the government what it wanted, which would give the government the right to tap into everybody’s phone. Nobody Thinks, either Donald is too busy campaigning his ‘strong on defense” message to look at the issue, or he will make a correction like he did with Obamacare. We’ll see.

Nobody’s Perfect: We continue to see Hillary struggle, not only with her coughing fits, but with her desperate attempts to draw a crowd bigger than the lens of a camera. Although, in Harry Reid’s state of Nevada, the mob will no doubt get her out on top, if only by a margin. Bill got the prostitute votes, so she should be thankful that his hard work on women finally paid off. .

Nobody Reports:  Obama committed another “first” as president this week. He did NOT go Justice Scalia’s funeral with everybody else, because he really can’t be bothered.  Add that to his long lists of “firsts” as President.  Obama has made a Kingship out of the Presidency, which, by the way, is just fine with Jeb Bush.bush dynasty fiveJustice scalia and Obama

Nobody Knows: And speaking of Jeb Bush,  it seems his mother is now running for him. During the Townhall debates on CNN last week, they showed more head shots of her than him. Donald was right when he said, “She should be running.”  So…does MOM really run the Bush Family? Who knew?

Nobody Wins: Did anybody notice how they literally kicked Carly Fiorina out of the debates? She was way out ahead of John Kasichbob…and yet, they quietly shoved her aside, “They” being the elites who run the media. Not to mention, after every last debate, NOBODY even mentions anything Ben Carson says. He might as well be a ghost up there.  Nobody Wins when the cable networks decide who gets talked after the debates.

Nobody Wonders: With Scalia dying, when will the firestorm for picking the next Supreme Court justice start? You KNOW Obama is going to bring in some kind of ‘colored’ member. I will be completely astonished if he appoints a ‘white’ person. And speaking of astonishments, when Sandra Day O’Conner, a Reagan appointee, suggested that Obama be nominated, I myself wondered what she had been smoking…out in that desert land of Arizona.

Nobody’s Fool: My favorite man of the week, was a Trump Supporter, who owned his own hardware store in South Carolina, and gave a smashing thumbs-up support to Donald Trump on CNN, even though the CNN reporter tried desperately hard to debunk Trump.  Also, there were two other VETS who got up and supported Donald Trump at one of his Townhall meetings, and they were great too. I think those two vets pretty much erased all the big-shot generals supporting Jeb Bush. Sorry…in this election, vets trump generals.

Nobody Remembers: In 1876 The Supreme court of Ohio, held that a ‘true man” was not “obligated to fly from an assailant “and could kill him in self-defense. The right to stand ground was written in granite by the US federal Supreme Court in 1921. The code of the West was sanctified by law.

HO000-yaw. Let’s keep it. Let the swarms of Muslim radicals coming in on the Obama train be warned.

Nobody Cares

It’s 76 degrees in Missouri today, and I picked up all my gum balls off my long driveway. Somewhere in the halls of gum ball history, I hold the record of most gum balls picked up by a human being in 2 hours. I filled up five big trash cans.

I’d like to see Hillary do that. In fact, I’d like to see Hillary become the first gum ball to get thrown out into the yard waste trash. And I will end that on a good note.

 

February 20, 2016 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Scalia’s Death And a Pillow of Doubt

Nobody’s Opinion:

I was standing in line at the Dollar Store today, when I saw a familiar headline…a headline that has been on the front cover of most all the tabloids for many years: Princess Diana was murdered.

Well, I believe it. Why not?The prince two

As I open up and read it, it said that Diana’s sons had dug up the body, and it was found out, that Diana survived that crash in Paris, but was killed by lethal injection on the way to the hospital, on the orders of her estranged husband Prince Charles.

Come on.  The whole WORLD thought she had been killed by him.  She was dating a Muslin and rumor had it, was carrying his child. She had TOLD friends that she was afraid she was going to be killed in a car accident. I remember that night…in any other car accident the ambulance would have been there within 20 minutes, but Diana sat there for hours.  It was blamed on the “paparazzi”…and then the Prince married his sweetheart (who was married and couldn’t give him royal babies) and they lived happily ever after.

(Nothing to see here, move on.)

The real press would NEVER even doubt that it was an ‘accident.’ But the tabloids, and the people of the world, thought otherwise.

Tonight on Drudge, it is being reported that Anthony Scalia, the only true constitutionalist conservative left on the Supreme Court, died…peacefully in his sleep…with a pillow on his head.

He was “hunting.” At 79, and he had ‘health’ issues we were told. BUT…Scalia

Like Princess Diana it took HOURS for authorities in ‘remote’ West Texas to find a justice of the peace.  Both of them were not to be found. When they did find one, she pronounced him dead without even seeing him, and did NOT order an autopsy.

That alone points to a cover up.

(Nothing to see here…move on.)

AND YET…somehow they managed to find SIX bodyguards to get him back to Washington D.C. for his funeral. God forbid anybody find out what really killed the man.

In real life, circumstantial evidence will stand up in a court of law…but in politics, unless you actually have an audio tape of Hillary Clinton ordering the kill of a Supreme Court Justice in order to save her efforts to become President, then you pretty much have to accept that it will all go away.Hillary laugh

Why do I think it was the Clintons behind this? (Or the people who want Hillary to be President?) Two reasons: One…Hillary is on her last hope. She needs ammunition, and the democrats always go through the courts to get their way, because they can’t get their ‘progressives” mandates done any other way…it has to be through judges. The Clintons are lawyers first, and they use delay, and they shred evidence, they lie, they cheat, and…they get the courts to pull off their dirty deeds.

RUSH LIMBAUGH once made this observation of Bill Clinton :

Bill Clinton in one of his first acts after being inaugurated, crowned, whatever, 1993, fired all 93 US attorneys. This is quite common. You get your own people in there. These are appointed positions. Now, the thing with Clinton was, he was aiming for one US attorney, and that was the guy in Arkansas, the guy in Little Rock. I forget what it was about, but Clinton wanted the guy gone, and to cover or mask the fact that he was aiming at one single guy, got rid of all 93.

And let’s not forget all the dead people surrounding the Clinton Dynasty.

After Diana, who can forget how conveniently young JFK Jr.’s plane went down, paving the way for Hillary to become Senator from New York.

JFK Jr was planning on running for that position. What a break for Hillary that was. She could NEVER had beaten JFK Jr. in a Senate race…never.

Obama can now nominate a liberal and the United States will be changed forever, because with the President and the liberal Supreme Court, conservatives will never see the light of day again, and Hillary…Hillary will have her ammunition to beat the GOP candidate to death on their racist and prejudices right up until election day.

Our guns will be taken. EVEYRONE will be required to pay for abortions, affirmative action will be a permanent American mandate, and of course, the global government utopian climate change tax, will become law. And so many other things…with Scalia not there to block them, we are even more doomed.

IF his ‘demise’ was helped out by secret operatives, what a bonanza of political gain for Hillary. Killing men in Benghazi was easy, do you really think an old conservative Supreme Court justice would even bother her?

And TWO: The look on Obama’s face…when he announced that he would be nominating someone soon:Obama scared

He looked…scared.

That looks said: “If they can kill a Supreme Court nominee…they could kill me.”

The pillow on the head was a nice touch.

The only person who can put Hillary in jail is Obama.

There was no need for a horse head. Just a nice soft pillow. Very subtle message, but by the looks of Obama’s face, it hit home.

Am I reading too much into this?

Perhaps. NSA I apologize. Surely the good and wise Hillary Clinton would never do such a thing. NO…I certainly am over my head. Really, I had too much pork for dinner. Forgive me.

BUT….Throughout history…Kings and powerful people have made a habit of having people murdered to protect their claim to the throne. What this Nobody canot believe, is that most people think…that no leaders in any part of Western world would kill their enemies with stealth, or poison, or a well timed plane crash.

And they believe this because those leaders tell them they are beyond reproach.

Anthony Scalia may have just died a peaceful death.

Princess Diana may have just been a bad car accident

JFK Jr. was a TERRIBLE pilot.

Vince Foster really just wanted to kill himself.

And sometimes, the elephant in the room, turns into a lovely bunny rabbit and hops away.

What a wonderful world that would be. And wouldn’t it be grand if we all lived in it?

 

 

 

February 15, 2016 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Wonders: How Obama Would Look As A Pimp?

 

Nobody Wonders

—-If at any time in American History, our military men were made to APOLOGISE publicly to the enemy for going into their territory, whether by mistake or on purpose.  Now, America apologizes, because “President” Obama feels one should not insult Iran.Iranina soldiers

Was this another Obama American FIRST?


—-Why anybody in St. Louis is upset that the Rams will be moving back to Los Angeles?  They were a crummy team anyway, and even though St. Louis is an incredible baseball town because of our excellent baseball teams thanks to Auggie Busch, football was never our thing.  The Democrats were  pushing a new stadium  for union jobs, so the taxpayers are happy…unless of course, the democrats decide to build a stadium anyway. I wouldn’t put it pass them.  Politicians make big bucks of the revenue, so they always push it. President George W. Bush helped get his good buddies a new baseball stadium when  brought he Cardinal franchise from the Busch family.Rams


—- Nobody Wonders why the game Monopoly doesn’t add a few baseball teams  on to its board. Put the New York Yankees right near Boardwalk.


–If Hillary is upset that her favorite news channel, Al Jazeera, is going to shut down during an election year when she needs them the most.  I’m pretty happy about it.

NEW YORK — Al Jazeera America will shut down its operations in the United States by the end of April, the company told employees in a meeting on Wednesday.Obama pimp


___If Justice Ruth Ginsberg used drugs to stay awake during Obama’s State of the Union speech, and did she realize how un-American she looked giving Obama a big fat hug in front of the world?


—If an illegal immigrant wins the Powerball will he be deported first? And if one DOES win, how many citizens of America are going to be really pissed off?


—-How come Rand Paul was delegated out of the next debate when he does better in the polls than Jeb Bush? (Well…we all KNOW the answer to that)


—If Bernie Sanders is going to be our next President? Some “Bible code machine’ which was developed by two men…who SWEAR it’s accurate, predicted that Bernie Sanders would be our next President. If that’s true, then it should also be able to pick the winning Powerball numbers right? And can we smash it?Bernie Sanders


—-How many people realize that the reason the Rhino is almost extinct is because the men from Yemen have killed them all off because they like to have the horns to make knife holders for their weapons. And will Obama blame the disappearance of the Rhino’s on global warming?


Can John Kerry get any more idiotic?


—How do you get RID of Publishers Clearing House junk mail?


—If my readers will ever forgive me for attacking David Bowie’s music on his deathbed…after all, we all have our favorites. I happen to really likJohn Kerry twoe the music of African pygmies, which I’m sure not many people could stomach pass the first song.


___How Obama can say the State of the Union is good, when Flint, Michigan has lead in its water, and last week, over 83 million gallons of sewage was poured into the very radioactive Cold Water Creek near my house..

–what’s’ in my shower water?

–should I even TAKE a shower?

—-And most important…question of the week.

–if we can’t deport Nikki Haley… can we ‘fire’ her?

January 14, 2016 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Honestly, Is Hardly Ever Heard…..

Nobody Cares

—if I flash this EXCELLENT rant just before the weekend coming up, right?

I just can’t get enough of this man.

Enjoy! Really. I’m playing it again.

December 18, 2015 Posted by | politics | | Leave a comment

If Reindeers Could Fly, We’d Stopped Hunting Them.

Nobody Wonders

–Yesterday the whole world attacked Donald Trump for suggesting that we limit temporarily, Muslims from coming into the country, and today we find out that Ted Cruz has legislation trying to do just that. Also, over 30 governors are refusing to accept Syrians into their states, and Obama is rushing extra border agents down to the border NOW probably to prevent more dangerous ISIS men from coming into the county— So, why is it that only Donald Trump is being ostracized, when everybody else is rushing to do the exact same thing?xmas cartoons


–while Obama is claiming that Islam is peaceful, France has closed down three Mosques because they found the Mosques hoarding tons of weapons and ammunition. Why aren’t we doing that here?


–Will Attorney General Loretta the Lynch arrest the rapper “Rick Ross” since he called for the assassination of Donald Trump in a new song entitled “Free Enterprise.”? And when she doesn’t, does that mean that SHE wants Trump to be assassinated? And isn’t that impeachable?


—Is Caitlyn Jenner angry that Angel Merkel beat BARELY beat her out for Time’s person of the year? Will she send her flowers like a good sport? And was she picked to endorse the G-20 elites mass “No borders, New World Order” agenda, thereby paving the way for Hillary to become President? (They hope.)

(On a side note, my friend Petra just got back from Germany and Merkel is NOT popular.)


–since Jimmy Carter banned Iranians from coming into our country during the hostage Crisis, does that make him a Nazi?xmas cartoon two


–since we are now finding out that the two Muslims that lead the attack in San Bernardino were actually part of a cell operation, and NOBODY had a clue about them, will Obama finally admit that Edward Snowden was right?

 

Edward Snowden

✔ @Snowden

The govt itself admits the kind of universal surveillance the FBI Director wants has never stopped a single attack.


—–Do Americans even know that Obama’s idea of using his no-fly list could include them?

[T]he no-fly list is a secret list that uses secret criteria to determine who finds a home on it. So if you link banning guns to the no-fly list, the scenario presented is completely feasible: The government could theoretically add anyone it wants to the no-fly list, even broad categories of people, and thereby prevent them from owning a gun.

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—-Is Bill O’Reilly out to get rid of conservative America’s last great hero Ronald Reagan because the Rino’s, for which he works, want to destroy Reagan’s legacy and replace it with the more progressive ideology?


—-If England bans Donald Trump from its shores, do they realize that if Donald Trump becomes President, he might not want to help them out should they be attacked?


—Obama administrations claims that banning all Muslims from America for a while disqualifies anyone who wants to be President, then how about banning Presidents who give nuclear weapons to countries that want to kill us? AND who had a past as a drug addict? xmas cartoon three


–what happened to the third Muslim killer that everybody reported at San Bernardino on the day of the shooting? Did he just disappear?


—-What happened to the two missing Iraq guys our military was training in Georgia?


—-Since the Freedom of Information act found out that Rahm Emanuel kept that police video quiet until after his election, will Obama get rid of that act?


—-why they are banning Christmas caroling in the United State?


–why can’t I sing like Celine Dion? (I’m trying. It’s not fair.)


–How many of us will eat too much food this month, ANYWAY.


—-and most importantly, why don’t they make fiber optic Christmas Trees anymore?

Which was the main question on the Ladies Christmas luncheon today…tell me if you see one.

 


December 9, 2015 Posted by | American Culture, politics | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Wonders—Will the Country Follow Mizzou’s Slap-Down on Free Speech?

Nobody Wonders

—-Now that the University of Missouri at Columbia will be hiring ‘word watching for racism’ police, just how long it will be before “free speech” is smashed forever all over the country with the big executive boot of Obama? After all, it’s already a crime in the E.U. to talk against your Muslim refugees. Can Obama and Hillary get complete state censorship done by the end of Obama’s term? Didn’t we see them TRY to use Benghazi to censure anyone speaking against Islam, by claiming it was the offensive video that caused Benghazi? free speech three

—-which makes you wonder, will the people just cave in to this tyranny or accept it?

—-Have you noticed? The beautiful women on FOX NEWS are now showing not only their shapely legs adored by five inch high heels, they are bringing out the low cut dresses and the push-up bras— show those boobs girls! Enjoy guys.Fox news

—-How the news sites of Windows Ten–MSN and Yahoo can CLAIN to give you the news with their continuous liberal propaganda headlines like this from the Washington Post: Another way candidates copy Trump: Shameless fibbing.  (Uh…no shameless fibbing by Obama and Hillary? Really?)

—Will the FOX commentators ‘set up’ a way for Jeb Bush to come out shining in tonight’s GOP debate to try to help the ‘poor’ guy out? Or will Rubio still outshine him?

—-FOX NEWS is handpicking a bunch of people today, asking ‘democrats’ what they want to hear tonight and they ALL said they didn’t want to hear anybody attack anyone else tonight….oh, and Trump didn’t stand a chance said one democrat.  Nobody Wonders how many people fall for the FOX NEWS editing and sly way they are brainwashing YOU!

–just how many white people are moving out of Missouri

–after the new movie Suffrage is released— how soon will the ‘malcontents” start the bombings of buildings?

—-Is there anybody fighting this insane political correctness more than Donald Trump?gay kiss

–why the Walking Dead last episode just HAD to have two women kissing grossing out most women, like me, who are sitting innocently and then go AHHHHHH…uggggggg! It’s like having someone throw up on you…and speaking of puking, I have the SAME reaction when some actor on the screen has to throw up…what’s the point of making us all feel uncomfortable? The gays have their own cable channel, why can’t they just keep their love scenes on THAT channel? Why do they have to force the rest of us to watch it? (Especially when it has nothing to do with the story or script)

—And Nobody Wonders IF Hollywood is being paid to put in puking and gay scenes, like they get paid for putting in cigarettes, soda, and alcohol?

—-when Hallmark Christmas shows will be forced to have a gay couple kissing and celebrating Ramadan.

–if its possible to get two colds at once, isn’t it possible to get four or five?

—-and the most important wonder of all: Why there aren’t more hours in a day.  I need at LEAST another 10 hours, how about you?


November 10, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Wonders Who John Bonehead Boehner Works For?

Nobody Wonders

—-If John Boehner has held the final collapsing of America’s economy by joining with the democrats in passing a $5 trillion dollar debt  budget to be passed on to future generations on the same day that it was announced that Trump lost his leadership to Ben Carson— and on the same day of the ever so important second Republican debate, just to make sure that nobody noticed the great treason being done at midnight by their elected officials? Democrats do this all the time. John Boehner three

—-If this treasonous act was done so that the leaders of the republican party would make sure that their man, Paul Ryan, wouldn’t have to do it—-thereby paving the way for his election to House Leader?

—-If Donald Trump truly IS losing to Ben Carson? All this happened in one day. Nothing particularly newsworthy happened to influence his great lead to go up in smoke, and Trump’s crowds have been the biggest of any candidate. Ben Carson has been doing, like Hillary…little luncheons. I don’t buy it. We have seen FOX news basically be completely in the hock for Jeb Bush, and pushing the new party agenda. Is it a lie? Won’t that alone push the ratings out of the roof for tonight’s debate?

—If Windows 10 was given away FREE this year, and the next, in order to influence the Presidential 2016 vote by influencing the news headlines and articles that everyone reads on its main sites. As it’s been pointed out…Google and Bing could be the deciding factor in the next election. I just got Windows 10…the headlines read like Nancy Pelosi is the editor-in-chief.

—-if Hillary Clinton, like Rush Limbaugh suggested today, truly IS going to be our next President, secretly backed by BOTH the NWO republican leadership and the democrats, for the main reason that she is Wall Street’s favorite, Saudi Arabia’s favorite, and a must for the simple reason, that IF any American citizen dares criticizes her, they will be called a misogamist. The Race card will turn into the Gender card. It has worked with Obama. It will work with Hillary. It’s all about keeping that office firmly intact, and in the hands of the fascist/dictator one-party banana republic of Post America.  confused baby three

—–If the attack on bacon is Obama’s gift to his Muslim American friends?

__If the German people will rise up and fight for their homeland?

—If liver detoxes really work, (I’m doing one now) because otherwise, I’m out $100.

—if my dog is still mad at me for giving her a bath?

—if anybody is still reading me?

October 28, 2015 Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Brit Hume VS Man From Dundas

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, everyone is going bananas over those bratty kids in the House of Representatives, who are angry that the past speakers of the House, have had too much control. Many people don’t know, that originally, the position of House speaker was never suppose to have the power that it now has morphed into…but there you go. The President was only supposed to enforce the laws not MAKE them.

Yes, we’ve come a long way baby.

Control the speakership of the House, and you control just about everything. How else did you think Obama got Obamacare? Nancy and Harry Reid. They controlled it all, changed the rules, and forced it. And when the Republicans took over, they just kept that leadership power, and won’t let it go.

Tonight I heard Brit Hume, one of Fox’s main opinion reporters, do one of his angry rants about how only 50 people in the House are holding back the REAL conservatives that represent the people…who he claims are the Rinos, and that because of these incredibly stupid and bad behaving ‘minority’.  Paul Ryan shouldn’t even take the job.

Paul Ryan says he will only take the job if he has no opposition to anything he wants to do.

Excuse me? Bumper weight lifting boy has gotten the “I’m Kingshit” fever with the rest of them?confused baby two

Brit KNOWS why the people are upset, as you can hear in the video.  But in the elite world where Brit lives–the peons out in nowhere land ..well…we can just wait generations for change to occur. And who does Brit agree with? Read this and tell me that Brit Hume doesn’t say the very same.

From Huffington Post: CARL POPE

What the Freedom Caucus seeks is not more democracy, but a House in which a minority — actually 10% — of the House can shut down the government and destroy the full faith and credit of the U.S. government — unless in response to this blackmail wildly unpopular policies like defunding Planned Parenthood and repealing Affordable Health Care are part of the package.

There is, however, a third option. Boehner has avoided long-term government shutdowns or default on the debt by breaching the Hastert rule, and governing with a combination of House Democratic votes and enough Republicans willing to risk a primary defeat to create a majority Of course, coalition governance would give back to the Democratic minority power, a lot of it, which the Hastert Rule and the Hastert Corollary stripped. That would be the final irony of the Tea Party assault on democratic, majoritarian governance of the House of Representatives. But it may be essential to save the country and the Constitution

Comrades Brit and Comrade Carl: Hate to remind you, but this is NOT a majority rule democracy as much as you want it to be. This is suppose to be a republic.

Americans see their Rino leaders as basically being democrats. They side more with Obama than with the American people and therefore the problem in the House. To the American people, we are just 50 people away from a permanent Fascist Dictatorship, ruled by a handful of tyrants.

Poor Brit. First Donald Trump got him all in a bent,  and now..those pesky American people. But that’s not stopping him from throwing nasty comments at those low life Ted Cruz’s out there who are trying to mess up the speakership which has gained enough power to keep everybody else’s voice from being heard.

On the other hand..so far, Brit is only throwing words…

Not him…but imagine.

A man from Dundas is throwing FISH when he gets mad:

A Dundas man is facing assault charges for hurling a fish – among other things – at another person Friday night. “It was an already dead fish that was obtained and thrown at an individual,” Const. Steve Welton told CBC News. “He was certainly intent on causing damages and injuries to others.”

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Clearly, Brit Hume is confused. He knew why the representatives in Congress are upset, but he thinks they should shut up.

At least the man from Dundas, threw a DEAD fish.

And nowadays, every time I see Brit Hume, I just put a dead fish’s head on his face…in my mind of course….and then say to myself:

“I think that dead fish hit the wrong person. Where is that man from Dundas? Let’s get him to Washington.”

October 12, 2015 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Reads Headlines!

Nobody Opinion

We live in a world bombarded by headlines, and it’s getting unreal. I read so many headline during the day, I have to deheadline myself with a bottle of vodka and two donuts, and …

(just kidding,..I usually just eat ONE doughnut and skip the vodka.)

But, the very first thing I do each day is hop on my computer and read the daily headlines, and NOBODY does headlines better than the Drudge Report.

Since I have NOT been paying attention to headlines today due to the important task of trying to find gutter covers for my gutters…I’ve grabbed today’s headlines ….VIA THE DRUDGE REPORT: (With my usual nobody comments)

HEADLINE: Washington and Moscow can’t agree on definition of ‘terrorist’….

Putin's look...priceless.

Putin’s look…priceless.

This is news? The Obama administration’s idea of a terrorist is an American who is suspicious of their government, owns a gun, loves the American flag and its history, longs for the days when Miley Cyrus wasn’t naked, and does not want to pay any more taxes. No wonder Putin’s confused. Also, Obama says ISIL– Putin says “Anybody who is trying to overthrow Assad” is a terrorist.

It’s hard to kill a terrorist if you can’t decide who they are.

Obama gets many things confused: like the differences between Islam and Christianity, what the office of the Presidency is legally allowed to do, the difference between ISIL and ISIS, and what plane to take to the golf course to that day.  And following THAT headline was..

HEADLINE: Paper: Putin sees Obama’s coolness as weakness.

So do we. We also see his coolness as typical East St. Louis/South Side Chicago, ghetto BS.

HEADLINE: Crowd of 20,000+ for Bernie in Boston: Doubles Obama ’08Bernie Sanders

This means of course, that the people who elected Obama, are really sorry now, and Sanders it attacking what Obama said he was going to attack, but doesn’t: The rich. In fact, all he does is hang out with them. Those mean and evil rich people. Bernie is for giving EVERYBODY free everything, (Obama only gave out cell phones) which means higher taxes, and basically the collapse of the United States. (okay, so it will just bring it on faster) Bernie…I hate to tell you, but you aren’t going to hurt the very rich. Not now. Not ever. It makes for a great speech though…Keep it up!

HEADLINE: CBS News: Biden Could Decide Presidential Run in Next Week.

He wants to make sure everybody in the country has had a chance to read the news that Hilly has a brain tumor first. Anyway, it’s much more exciting to just keep everybody waiting. No doubt he’ll wait until Christmas and announce it as a gift to his dead son, because Jesus would want it that way.

HEADLINE: HILLARY: LIVE FROM NEW YORK

New York can keep her. She’s might as well be dead, with Bernie’s numbers.

HEADLINE: Majority of EU nations seek opt-out from growing GM cropsHillary clinton SNL

Let them. Monsanto will stick it in their beer. Our great leaders want to make SURE we know how many calories on in our Big Mac, but not the fact that the new organic food you are paying more for, is also…genetically altered by GM. As far as WE know…GM has genetically altered the very clouds above our heads. But then again, I don’t think the EU is going to be around too much longer to even worry about GM any more. They have bigger problems…like how to NOT spill a beer on a Burka.

HEADLINE: Gay former student of Pope Francis’ speaks out

Gay man was surprised that the Pope met with Kim Davis, “It’s just not like him.”

Nobody agrees. This was an act that a REAL Pope would do. The Pope obviously got took a wrong turn in his Pope Mobil. He should have Googled directions.

HEADLINE: Decline of “big soda’…Largest change in American diet in past decade.Soda is bad

Have the people stop being obese from soda? NO! So, maybe it’s not the soda that’s making them fat. If we all stopped drinking soda, why are we all still fat? Are we to feel sorry for the soda companies?

If you do, slap yourself. Now Coke and Pepsi sell water….at a higher price.  And Monster energy drinks—- Which are probably even worse for you. But..it just goes to show you what happens when you “TAX” food. Just wait till they start taxing your water. Wait…they already do! Okay, wait till they start taxing your fat on your body–and by the way, would you rather pay higher taxes on the fat on your body, or pay triple your heating bill for the rest of your life? Slap yourself again! Soon, you won’t have a choice.

HEADLINE: Immigration To Add 7 People for Every Net U.S. Birth

I saw proof of this today in my local K-Mart. SEVEN little Mexican kids, were playing in the toy isle, and they ALL had the latest and newest Halloween costumes on. Did mom just try them on for size in the store? I had princesses and fairies dancing around me before I even GOT to the Christmas trees. Yes, Bush is right. These people can pop out the babies, and bring the rest in from down under. You want people? No problemo. They are coming….

HEADLINE: Germany faces logistical nightmare as refugee inflows hit record.

Transferring millions across Germany, to each little town takes time, and the Muslims are NOT happy:

“The authorities tell me to sleep and eat. I say ‘give me a job’!” said Afghan-born Mohammad, 24, who grew up in Iran and later moved to Greece. “Everyday I sleep and eat and I don’t like it. I didn’t come here for the food – I have better food in my own country.”

Uh…so WHY did you leave again?Chris Mercer

HEADLINE: CNN Turns Mixed Race Oregon Shooter into a White Man

Right. And he hated blacks too. So..why did he go out and kill a bunch of white people who were Christians again? And why does CNN get to alter a man’s skin color?

HEADLINE: Google excited about its new driverless Cars of the Future

Okay, that last one was mine. 60 Minutes had a segment on tonight that showed what Google hopes to be the future of our transportation: Driverless cars.

Realize…if your car is a computer…it CAN crash…just imagine…the Drudger headline:google car

HEADLINE: 16 Million Cars crash Tuesday, due to anonymous digital hacker…6 million dead.

Why doesn’t Google work on fixing our infrastructure from an EMP attack instead? After all, one missile over our country would put Google out of business for ten years.

That’s a headline we wouldn’t even get to see. Nobody Thinks those young Google Executives are drinking too much…Soda.

Nobody hopes they go back to just drinking beer…from Germany.

October 4, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Knows…Much

Nobody Knows

Once again, we…as humans with hearts and curious minds, have had another week filled with important questions to be answered…obama care faciet

Like…How did the Pope go on such long rides without having to pee?

Can 200 million Muslims fit into a Prius?

Now that Mars has water, can we open up Guantanamo there, and give Obama the chance to once again let our enemies take a very expensive American asset over to use as his own Club Med for U.S. prisoners?

Will Obama give Castro $1.7 trillion dollars in reparations for the cruel and inhuman treatment by the U.S.A?

Why didn’t Putin take off his shirt in front of the U.N. audience? Or…did he just take it off in front of Obama?

Can we get Trey Gowdy into the Presidential race…is it too late?

Is the GOP National Committee Chair Reince Priebus going to change ALL the primary rules so that the only state that will vote for Jeb, Puerto Rico, will be allowed to kick everything off, by taking over Iowa’s job?

When Raul Castro met with Bill Clinton in New York, did they discuss the possible exchange of Monica for a boatload of life-time Cuban cigars for Bill?

Will we see Obama’s economic plans for the Middle East, and his jobs programs for jihadist before the next election?

Since the United States has allowed 2500 men who went overseas to train with ISIS, come BACK into the country, can we now dismantled the NSA, since clearly, it doesn’t work?

If Rubio can call Trump a “freak show” And Glenn Beck can call Sarah Palin a “clown”…can we now assume that Rubio and Beck had pretty sad childhoods?

Will Hillary’s new grandchild learn to say “Vote for Hillary!” right before her nomination as the democratic pick for President? Will she learn to walk on water before the Presidential election?

Will John Bonehead get to now play more golf with Obama, now that he has resigned? Is he going to continue to cry when he becomes President of Goldman Sachs?Protester strikes fan

Does Newt Gingrich REALLY want his old job back?

Is Rand Paul just jealous of Ted Cruz? Is that why he is always picking on him?

Will they ever put cocaine back in Coke?

Can the Middle States of America just LEAVE the union, and bring back the Constitution, and let California and New York join Puerto Rico as satellite states?

Since Donald Trump boycotted Fox News, nobody has been watching Donald Trump, but then again, nobody is seeing Donald Trump either. Is this a checkmate?

AND—will Ben Carson sneak up on them all while this is going on?

Can we get Ben Carson to operate on Obama’s brain? Is that possible?

Will someone PLEASE outlaw flies? If we must have all these laws, why not a sensible one? (There is one flying in front of my screen right now.)

When Iran attacks Israel, will John Kerry finally get the Noble Peace Prize that he has been working for?

Is Trump really right about Carly Fiona? She is just another corporate Rino?

Are you, like me, worried more about what you don’t see on the news than what you do see?

Can we get Ben Carson to operate on Hillary’s brain?

Would YOU put a chip in your head so that you could find your car keys?

Could it be possible that there are WAY too many Monopoly versions on the market? Does every football caught on the field have to feel like the Pope just blessed a baby?

Can I stop now?

 

 

September 30, 2015 Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

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