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Is Rahm Emanuel Going Back to his OLD Job?

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President Trump and his allies are pushing debunked claims of corruption by Mr. Biden as a counternarrative to impeachment. —New York Times

“DEBUNKED?!” By who? Joe Biden?

I don’t get it. I JUST don’t get it. This morning on George Stephanopoulos’ program they sat Rahm Emanuel next to Chris Christie, who with his typical bug- eyed lying stare….with that “I was Obama’s boy” look on his face, vehemently claimed that the President should be impeached for trying to get another nation involved in our elections.

WHAT!? That’s exactly what the democrats did and it’s on video for all to see.

Chris Christie. Said nothing.

By now, anyone who reads knows the REAL truth. Obama weaponized the FBI, the CIA, AND State Department, to form a fake dozier (Paid for by Hillary) to do research on candidate Trump and put anybody they could get their hands on in jail.

And they use the Ukraine to get it going.

If you are just a citizen too busy with your life to understand the audacity of this statement, your life is easy. ME? I can’t tell you what I think of these scums because the NSA reads everything.

I’ve been reading a lot of Peter Schweizer lately: Clintons Cash, Throw Them All Out, and Secret Empires. Peter is amazing.

All the crimes you knew the Clintons and the Bidens, and the deep state were committing are…well…proven beyond any “Oh, it’s been debunked” BS claim in his books.

But, back to Rahm

Rahm wants to impeach Trump on a “Well, he INTENED not to give the poor Ukraine military aid.” Rahm said this, and yet, he worked for Obama and sent them blankets for eight years, and during Rahm’s and Obama’s reign Russia invaded the Ukraine.

What did Obama do?

The audacity of Rahm…knows no bounds. Rahm wants you to forget that they let Russia attack the Ukraine…but Trump had a phone call.

And he was TRYING to find out their secret multimillion’s dollar payouts.

Add the billions they made in China make the Ukraine look like nothing. Since it’s illegal for politicians to make money off of deals with other country, they just get their KIDS to do it. ‘


Peter Schweizer documents in his book how VP Joe Biden and John Kerry took a plane to China and negotiated a great deal. They’d let China build their military bases in the middle of the ocean, basically taking over control of the Asian sea routs. and Biden agreed that we’d have to ASK China for their permission to cross that very lucrative trading route.

What did WE get in return? Nothing. But Hunter and John Kerry’s boy got billions from China, to pocket, given to them by the China national bank, to their many companies set up for precisely this scam. Talk about Quid pro quo.

From Secret Empire

We are used to the typical “revolving door’ corruption where government officials will carry out politics that then, after leaving office, take a job from those who benefited. But with most of the deals covered in this book, these politicians do not wait until they leave office. The ACCUMULATION BEGINS WHILE THEY ARE STILL SERVING. Rather than personal accumulation, the wealth flows to someone who is important in their life, a child, another family member, or a close friend. Those relatives are NOT required to disclose publicly how much money they are making or from whom. It is a pernicious form of what I call corruption by proxy.

So, Hunter, Pelosi’s son Paul, John Kerry’s boy, Chris Heinz, and I’m sure many of our politicians have been running this scam for years. They all were deep in getting billions out of the corrupt Ukraine, and Hillary was involved in this too.

And the Chinese do it too. Their kids will make deals with our politician’s kids and the money goes into secret bank accounts in Belize or Panama. No taxes. No one knows.

Billy Carter, brother of President Jimmy Carter, famously took money from the Libyans. President Bill Clinton’s brother Roger took money from the South Koreans. President George W. Bush’s brother Neil got a nice deal from a Chinese computer company backed ty the son of the Chinese president.

Now, if politicians can do it, why not CEO’s? Is it any wonder that BOTH Zuckerberg and Rupert Murdoch marred women that were from China?

What I don’t get is WHY the republicans aren’t talking about his. WHY are they not pointing out ALL these crimes committed by the democrats? Why, why…… why…. WHY!!

Nowhere does our own GOP Congress say a word.

Are the democrats that powerful? CAN they have anybody killed.

Trump calls them out, but nobody else is saying much, and the ones that do are being systematically silenced.

Like Drudge. The rumor is: Drudge sold his site.

And as we saw in the townhall with Joe Biden, if you even question him YOU will be attacked—As a fat, deplorable, liar.

So, the vicious attacks and the “There is nothing to see here” will go on.

And the only thing that has been debunked is the New York Times. But then again, nobody here in middle America even reads it.

And back to Rahm. I thought it was funny that he got out of being mayor, and now is on TV again. Does he think he’s going  BACK to his old job at the White House as an advisor to Hillary, or Michelle?

Well…I wouldn’t doubt it. They just move the pieces on the chessboard and the same people stay at the top.

And that’s why, our Congressmen say nothing.

They all have kids.

December 8, 2019 Posted by | Deep State, democrats | , , | 2 Comments

Nobody Knows Good Old Joe

Nobody Knows

History is repeating itself right before our eyes, and YET…nobody seems to care.

Joe Biden, according to ALL the polls taken anywhere in the universe not only leads the democratic party, but President Trump by remarkable points.

How can this be? He can hardly talk, he looks old, acts old, almost always says stupid things, and YET…we are being lead to believe that the American people want him to be President. ]

We saw this happen with Hillary. She couldn’t draw over 300 people out to see her, and yet we were told right up until the very last minute that she would be the clear winner.

One thing I do know. I am reading “Art of the Deal” again, and when Donald Trump wants something, he plays the long game and NEVER gives up. He plays years ahead, and knows exactly what he’s doing. Joe Biden hasn’t a clue what years he was Vice President, and yet we hear the same old “Well everybody hates Trump” crap, and we are being told daily not to believe our own eyes.

Bernie Sanders was leading Hillary in the primary, and the “state” just kicked him aside, and put her in.

The same thing is happening here. If history repeats itself, Joe will be the democratic party ticket with some kind of black or Hispanic VP, and once again, Bernie and all the socialist will be kicked out.

The play here  is to turn America into a socialist country without us knowing it. And good old Joe…they think he can win. He can fool us all, and continue where Hillary and Obama left off.

Nobody Knows in what universe they are doing these polls, but it must be the same universe as when Trump was elected.

The nebulous galaxy of B.S.

September 3, 2019 Posted by | Presidential Elections | | Leave a comment

All the Things that Clueless Joe Didn’t build.

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Thanks to video, and Youtube, we can go back and visit that lovable guy, clueless Joe, who in this video mocks Mitt Romney for wanting to go into Syria…and Joe will also tell you, he REALLY didn’t build this in his house:


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September 23, 2014 Posted by | corruption | , | Leave a comment

Where oh Where Have You Been Middle Class Joe? Say it isn’t so.

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Joe gave his usual speech about the greatness of Unions in Detroit today. Yes, bankrupt Detroit. That city run by Unions. The city run by Democrats. The beautiful shining city light on the hill. The city that everyone wants to live in, where the street lights are out, dogs roam the streets, and the people HAVE water, but either can’t afford to pay their water bills, or have decided free water is a union RIGHT.

But that didn’t stop Joe for claiming that the Unions built America. Joe is just a middle class guy.

Joe Biden went on to end this rousing speech about how they were going to get those guys! (The rich) And he ended it with this:

“Folks, the American people have not stopped dreaming! The American people have not walked away from what they believe they’re entitled to. Just give them a chance! No hand out, just give them a chance! (Applause) Because once you give them Americans a chance, they have never, never, never, never ever let their country down! Never! So folks, it’s time to take back America as we said. It’s time change the tax code! It’s time to make sure you get the equal share, because ladies and gentleman, if you don’t, if we don’t,  America is in trouble! And we’ve always done best when we act as one America. Everybody in the deal. Everybody. And as long as I’m around and as long as the guys behind me are around we’re going to fight with every breath in this to make sure we reestablish the bargain. God bless you! Don’t give up! Keep dreaming! We’re going to come back.”

“We’re going to TAKE BACK AMERICA?”

Uh…Aren’t you the Vice President Joe? Who are we taking it back from…Obama?Kris 18

I thought Obama and Joe have been in charge? Where IS Joe? Isn’t he in Washington? I mean—- why does he have to come back? Where did he go?

It could be Joe is telling you a little secret here. According to an FBI agent who knows, middle class Joe flies back on Air Force Two at least twice a week to his hometown (costing us billons) and he has given orders to the FBI, to keep the nuclear football at least an hour away from him, because he wants to KEEP looking like that middle class guy and not have all those limo’s following him. There are only two nuclear footballs. So, if something should happen to Obama, we could all be dead, because Joe Biden couldn’t get to the football in time to save us.

Yes, America would look like Detroit sooner rather than later.

Good to know Joe. You’re right. We’ve never let the country down, but you sure have.

Joe wants the corporations to give us all an equal share, he wants to tax those companies that are still left…MORE. He wants to bring back the unions, the unions who demanded so much from companies they all left.

Wow. Obama and Joe are campaigning as if they were not President and Vice President.

Well, bust my angry orchard and throw me an apple. This is a new level of hopeful audacity.


September 1, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized, Union | , | Leave a comment

Sheik Obama, Condemns American Torture…Joe Biden Runs Naked

Nobody Cares

In Obama’s last speech before everyone takes a vacation today, it was much the same tone as he has been doing; Get Harry Reid to stop all bills put forth by the House, then blame the House for doing nothing.

It’s such a con game, and too many Americans fall for it—-only because they stopped teaching the Constitution a long time ago–so many people will believe whatever he says:

This gives him the excuse to play dictator once again: He caused the border crisis, so now he will come in and fix it with his mighty pen.Obama fun fact

In the meantime, he can blame the GOP, and YET, the Senate, and Harry Reid can remain in his back pocket as a rubber stamped and blameless.

The man is despicable.

But the MOST idiotic thing he did today (besides letting the world know his birthday was on Monday about 746 times) was apologize for ‘torturing” Al Qaida, after 9/11.

The United States tortured al Qaida detainees captured after the 9/11 attacks, President Obama acknowledged Friday, in some of his most expansive comments to date about a controversial set of CIA practices that he banned after taking office.

“We tortured some folks,” Obama said at a televised news conference at the White House. “We did some things that were contrary to our values.”

Torturing is off-limits to Obama, but killing millions of Muslims with his Drones: is not.

We find out today that John Kerry actually messed up the peace agreement by bringing in Hamas’s lawyers, and of course, it backfired on him.

And tonight, somewhere our Vice President, Joe Biden, is skinny-dipping, making the female Secret Service upset because they have to watch his naked body.

And you thought it was only Bill Clinton that had no class.

Do we care?Joe Biden in pool


August 1, 2014 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Joe Biden: Gore Won!

Nobody Wonders—

Just how well Joe Biden knows the Constitution: He said this about his good buddy Al Gore:vote 2000

“This man was elected president of the United States of America,” Biden said according to the pool report. “No, no, no. He was elected president of the United States of America. But for the good of the nation, when the bad decision in my view was made, he did the right thing for the nation.”

“Al, you set an example for this country that is going to live as long as recorded history, about the man who won by a decision that I think constitutional scholars now and in the future will conclude was an ill-fated decision,” Biden said. “The way you stepped up, it was amazing.”

Well gee…Bush won the electorate votes 271 to 266. Al Gore won the popular vote. This has happened before in 1824, 1876, and 1888,

Without the electoral college, we would seize to be a Republic and become a full-fledge democracy which would mean California and New York would decide every single Presidential election. Even Joe Biden could become elected! Joe Biden and mental

Looks like the next step to destroying the Constitution is getting rid of the ‘old fashioned” and unfair electoral college, and I can’t wait to hear everyone start talking about how backward and outdated it is.


June 12, 2013 Posted by | Constitution, corruption, Joe Biden, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Joe Biden VS Olderandwiser49guy

Nobody Wins

There isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t hear a radio commercial pleading for the American ‘conservative” to call their Congressmen and tell them to vote for the immigration bill, because it’s the ‘conservative’ thing to do.

There is nothing conservative about it. The continued mass invasion of our country, is NOT a good thing. The Gang of Eight have been working hard on this project, and Joe Biden said this today, to help them out:Joe Biden and cop

“I believe in international relations, as in any relationship, it comes down to respect. Do we respect one another? And do we show respect? For my country, that means reforming our immigration system so the 11 million — 11 million — undocumented men, women and many children, who came through no choice of their own, can come out of the shadows and be full participants in American life because they are already in many cases participating and contributing to the growth and prosperity of my country, but required to constantly live in fear and live in the shadows,” he said, as posted on the White House Office of the Vice President’s website.

Come out of the shadows? WHAT shadows? They go to our schools, collect our welfare, get American jobs. They get more ‘respect’ than the average American citizen. In many cases, they are getting college educations on top of welfare and food stamps.

And so, why in the world would they want to come out of the ‘shadows’ when they have it better than the average American?cartoon on illegals two

Here’s how one Nobody, who goes by the name of olderandwiser49guy commented about the subject on WND:

On the subject of illegal aliens, there are currently over 50 million people of Latin descent in America, 32 million of whom are from Mexico. Of that 32 million, over 18 million are here directly as a result of illegal entry. Only 25 years ago, Mexican citizens represented 3% of the US population, but now represent over 10%. Of the estimated 11 million new Hispanics in this country added between 2000 and 2010, over 7 million were new births. These illegal’s didn’t come seeking asylum. They came to become citizens the easy way-by Congressional edict. The Government Accountability Office (GAO) is an arm of Congress, and they prepare well-researched reports to Congress. What does it say about our Congressmen when their own people are telling them that legalizing 11 million illegal’s will ultimately cost the American people $6.7 Trillion, and our Congressmen still continue in their quest to pass this bill? A condition of the 1986 Amnesty was the securing of the borders, and we see how well that was done. Yet, they are once again trying to peddle this atrocious piece of vote-buying legislation on the promise of “future” border security. And why has nothing been said about properly defining the “Anchor Baby” law, excluding any baby born to anyone here illegally or on a temporary or work visa? Our Congress is as complicit in the assured destruction of this country as is our illegal Resident in the White House and our bobble-headed Vice President. I love my country, but I am thoroughly disgusted with every smug, conceited, and pompous dilettante currently holding an elected or appointed office in the District of Corruption.

Yes, olderandwise49guy gets the Nobody’s Better than Most Somebodies award for the week!

Well said olderandwise49guy. If only YOU were VP.

May 29, 2013 Posted by | imigration, Uncategorized | , | 6 Comments

The Great Bank Robbery of Cyprus

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By now, everyone has heard about the unprecedented move the Bankers have taken in the EU: they are going into the bank accounts of ordinary people and grabbing money. This actually has been going on over here but under a different name: it was first done by George W. Bush, because what else is a bailout? It’s stealing money from the taxpayers and giving money to the bankers and the rich who are “too big to fail.”

The very fact that the Bankers and the EU do not consider it “stealing” from private property, but just “taxing’ —goes beyond belief.  It’s sets a precedent for future leaders all over the world to go into everyone’s bank accounts and take whatever they like.

Nobody Thinks, that a “cashless’ economy…..(debit cards, online banking) ..while seemingly a step forward in not having to lug around dollar bills…is quite a double edge sword. When banks hand over money that is not theirs to give, in order to keep themselves and the rich propped up…then the convenience  of having a bank account, goes out the door.

I tell young kids that I talk to, that paying all their bills online to me  is very scary. They look at me like I’m nuts. Who doesn’t get those bank statements trying to urge everyone to put EVERYTHING on their credit cards?—Groceries, gas, all your daily needs. They WANT a cashless society.

The people in Cyprus, the ones who can’t even get at their money, are right now in disbelieve: They are wishing they had that hard cash in their own hands, and not in the bank.  It’s cold hard theft what the bankers are doing, and even though they admit it, no man or woman in any bank or government will go to jail for it.

And that’s how powerful the wealthy one percent have become. That’s why Joe Biden can run up half a million dollar hotel bill, and nothing is done to him for theft. Because that’s what it is: he is stealing our money.

Sooner or later the people will rebel. And that’s why…they want our guns…because they will be coming after more of our cash, you can bet your grandmother’s shiny penny on it.

March 24, 2013 Posted by | American Culture, American History, Bailouts, Banks, conspiracy, The rich | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Remembers Obama And Joe Biden As Kids

Nobody Remembers

Roger Ailes the top guy at FOX NEWS, has got a new book out about him, and it’s sure to be a best seller. Lots of quotes are coming out of it, and some not so nice about Joe Biden and Obama: You are the message

From the Washington Times

 The biography, by Zev Chafets, quotes Mr. Ailes as saying that President Obama “never worked a day in his life” and “never earned a penny that wasn’t public money.” The Fox News chief also derided the president for being “lazy” and playing too much golf and basketball.

Roger also had another great story about how Senator Obama once asked him to meet at a restaurant, where he tried to intimidate Mr. Ailes. It seems, Obama didn’t like what Hannity was saying about him, and wanted him to stop. Roger then told him not to worry about it, nobody who was a fan of Obama’s ever watched Hannity. (LOL!) Good answer. Obama got up and left. The reason this story is so important is that it shows the kind of arrogant man Obama is…he actaully thought he could get Roger Ailes to stop Hannity from saying anything against him.

This book is really going to upset the liberals, and Van Jones, the admitted communist, has already started the attacks:

“This is the kind of stuff that is really disgusting at the end of the day,” he said. “First of all, Barack Obama’s hair is white. He looks like the black Santa Claus shaved his beard off. You don’t go looking from Tiger Woods to looking like Morgan Freeman in three years if you’re not working hard. There’s a racial charge I think that some people find offensive.” Mr. Jones went on to imply a racial double-standard because “Nobody calls  [House Speaker John] Boehner lazy,” because he said he plays golf four times more than the president.

Oh, that’s scientific for you: Work causes your hair to turn white. And here I thought it was hereditary. Gee…What makes you go bald then?

So, once again: Obama and his friends are going to play the race card…well Nobody Says…why not? Okay! Here’s some unknown footage I just found of Barak Obama and Joe Biden taken when they were just kids hanging out in the neighborhood, proving that even as kids, they wanted everything to be handed to them…for free. Yes, the seeds of greed and gluttony were there to see even as kids.


March 7, 2013 Posted by | Black History, History, humor, Joe Biden, Obama | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Gets Email: Biden Vs Biden

Nobody’s Email

This video was just too funny and on the mark NOT to post…Remember this man is one click away from the Presidency if Obama should stay in power.


October 28, 2012 Posted by | humor, Joe Biden | , | 1 Comment

What’s in a “Racist” Dictionary?

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There is certainly one thing that has been extremely annoying about having our first mulatto President. Wait…no…I mean our first BLACK President. (Was that a racist remark?) I don’t know. And that’s the point, it seems that if you say,  “Obama is a ketchup eater” —you WILL be called a racist.

And today it seems, the ‘racist’ Sarah Palin said this:

“Why the lies? Why the cover up? Why the dissembling about the cause of the murder of our ambassador on the anniversary of the worst terrorist attacks on American soil? We deserve answers to this. President Obama’s shuck and jive shtick with these Benghazi lies must end,” Palin wrote.

According to the user-submitted Urban Dictionary, the term “originally referred to the intentionally misleading words and actions that African-Americans would employ in order to deceive racist Euro-Americans in power, both during the period of slavery and afterwards.”

Wow. Who knew that the black community used to try to deceive, rob, and harm “racist” European Americans? I didn’t.

And if the shoe fits, why can’t we say it? I’d say Sarah used the perfect selection of words. Notice that when Joe Biden was addressing a mostly black audience he talked like a “black” man and threatened that they (meaning all the blacks) would all go back into chains if Romney was elected.

That’s the way to talk to those plantation negroes Joe! Put them in their place!

Also notice, how he got out of that “racist” comment. Joe Biden could call Obama his long-john looped homeboy nigga nimrod, and everyone would just laugh

Here’s Joe’s “racist” comments in August:

Nobody Says that Nobody Wins when you lose your free speech rights, and so Nobody quotes from the dictionary of Slang and Euphemism:

Joe Biden is a batshit dipwad, and Obama is a joto beamer.

Look it up. Lots of people have dictionaries, but Nobody Wins when you can’t criticize your President because he’s black.

October 24, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, American History, Barack Obama, Black History, Sarah Palin | , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

What Happens When You Can’t Blame Bush Anymore?

Nobody Wins

Imagine, Joe Biden says—What would have happened if the tea party people wouldn’t have taken over the House of Representatives?

Well, most of us can imagine. Obama would have declared himself King, and probably gotten rid of all future Presidential elections.

I want to know why the “tea party” representatives did not stop Obamacare, and the upcoming drones flying over our barbeques pits.

But Joe is right. The tea party wants Obama out. We’d like it done yesterday. I guess blaming George Bush is getting old. Next thing you know, the deficit will be the Tea Party’s fault.

Nobody Wins when the Vice President of the country puts down the people who make it great. And somebody should remind Joe that once upon a time…his own boss was once a tea party patriot, as we see here, when he was marching in a July the 4th parade in Chicago in 1997!

Too bad he didn’t keep that patriotism up. (And somebody tell me…it that REALLY Obama? Or just a look-alike?) It’s sooooooo against his character, I’m just having a hard time believing it. Unless of course, he thought he was practicing for his inauguration. THAT would make sense.

May 23, 2012 Posted by | History, Obama, tea party, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Joe Biden VS Mark Abaire

Nobody’s Perfect:

We have two very minor mistakes made by two men in Florida last week. One man was a major player—

Vice President Joe Biden visited the Florida Everglades on Monday to promote the Everglades Restoration Project and joked about his Secret Service detail threatening to shoot the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation commissioner.

Okay, whether that “joke” about having his secret service man shoot the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation commissioner came AFTER he called the Everglades, EverGators, is not known by this Nobody. I wasn’t there. So, mark another great slip of the tongue by our Vice President Joe Biden, right up there with the other slip of the tongue last week by Marco Rubio (see former posts) and it seems the heat in Florida is getting to the brains that are not used to thinking anyway.

Joe , far as we know, will be Obama’s running mate again. And we also know: he is very afraid of “gators.”

Then–we have this man Mark Abaire, who, in my old hometown of Naples, Florida, decided to get a cup and go get himself a free soda from McDonalds. Nobody finds it comforting to know that in my old hometown, the citizens are not about to take this lying down: The employees called the police.

 Mark Abaire, 52, of Naples, Florida, was arrested by Collier County deputies after leaving a local McDonald’s without paying for the soda he put in his complimentary water cup. While the felony theft charge he faces for the $1 theft sounds a bit like something out of a Victor Hugo novel, it turns out that Abaire is a repeat offender In Florida, a third-degree felony can mean a sentence of up to 5 years in prison and a $5,000 fine. Abaire faces additional misdemeanor counts of trespassing and disorderly intoxication. He was held in Collier County jail with bond set at $6,500. Which is $6,499 more than the price of a soda.

Nobody Thinks the Collier County police might want to look into our VP threatening to shoot their Game commissioner, but, then again, maybe they should just invite him back to wrestle Mark Abaire for a soda.

Something tells me the two men might just hit it off.


April 24, 2012 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

‘President’ Obama Talks to Easter Bunny

Nobody Wins

For his Easter message, Obama has come out and tried to tell us all, just how much strength he gets from Jesus, because you see…Obama said this:

“Like us, Jesus knew doubt. Like us, Jesus knew fear, It puts in perspective our small problems relative to the big problems he was dealing with. It gives us courage, it gives us hope. We all have experiences that shake our faith. There are times we question God’s plan…but that’s precisely when we should remember Jesus’ own doubts and eventually his triumph.”

Obama likes to talk about Jesus, especially on Easter: Last year, he said this:

“I wanted to host this breakfast for a simple reason — because as busy as we are, as many tasks as pile up, during this season, we are reminded that there’s something about the resurrection — something about the resurrection of our savior, Jesus Christ, that puts everything else in perspective,” he said. “We all live in the hustle and bustle of our work. And everybody in this room has weighty responsibilities, from leading churches and denominations, to helping to administer important government programs, to shaping our culture in various ways.”

The Easter Bunny, who was standing next to him…had to interpret what Obama told since ‘Presidents’ have speechwriters. According to the real Easter Bunny, who was hiding in the bush next to Obama, Obama turned to the FAKE Easter Bunny and said this:

“You know …I’d like to tell Jesus, he had it good. He didn’t have a lot of nasty Republicans out to crucify him every single day. They want to nail me to the cross. I think, that…well, I could be Jesus. I’m a whole lot like Jesus, because nobody seems to realized just how hard it is to be President. I didn’t make this mess. And uh..uh…I have plans to fundamentally change the world…HELL, I could SAVE the world, just like Jesus, don’t they get that? These stupid hicks in the United States are making it hard to do what I need to do. I can’t pay attention to that crummy Constitution, and I’m getting tired of tiptoeing and reading teleprompters. I want to really say what I want, when I want. Hell, what’s wrong with these people? Too many people are clinging to their guns and bibles. I glad they think that Jesus was a swell guy, in fact, he was a lot like me. I know I’ve been picked to save the world, but it’s just going to take time. ….(pause) ….That’s why I need all the help of the church. I want all the priests in every Sunday Easter Service to get on my message. Tell them they need to get their congregation to vote for ME…uh..because I have suffered like Jesus…That’s how I’m going to get the votes I need. Tell them to tell the people in that I…I’m being crucified, just like Jesus. Tell them that they will STARVE because they won’t get any more money from me, unless they get those lazy Sunday home fried chicken-eating idiots out to the voting booths. Jesus…I only have so many buses. I want that repeated every Sunday until election day, and I mean it.”

(Fake Easter Bunny shakes his head, yes. REAL Easter Bunny burps.)

“I want to feed the poor blacks, the hungry, the Muslims, and I need another four years to get my important government programs set in stone. So, uh..remember that on Easter…now, Joe…take off that silly bunny suit, and go get me a Latte. ”

(Nobody Wins when your President starts thinking he’s Jesus.)

April 5, 2012 Posted by | humor, Obama | , , , , | 4 Comments

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