Nobody’s Perfect: Jane Fandango Fonda
Nobody’s Perfect
I WAS going to write about Hunter Biden this week, but since Joe has come out and said that every news network on the planet says neither HE nor his son Biden did anything wrong, Hunter Biden is old news. And since the news seem to bother just too many people, well don’t worry. Hunter won’t get on any more companies boards.
—Until the primary’s where he will appear besides his dad in commercials of how much he helped America by leaving the Navy.
Thank you Hunter! We have enough cocaine floating in the ocean.
Today, this is NEW news! Jane Fonda has a new job, and thank God. She says she has only 11 years to save the planet and it’s so dire that she is going to sacrifice her Fridays, get picked up by a D.C. Cop, (get arrested) who will no doubt take her to the nearest Starbucks, to do her part in saving the planet, and they will print her picture on their paper cups.
Good timing. It’s almost Halloween.
Somebody tell why SHE seems to be the only American citizen being arrested for protesting about the climate? I’ll be waiting for that answer…in the meantime…
Fonda says if the governments of the earth don’t comply, then…she’ll just have to take over those governments. She will get on her cannon again, probably in China, and shoot the U.S. a big cannon ball of anger for keeping the coal industry alive. After all, they lied to her. Just like Nixon did. That’s why she made commie broadcasts those many years ago.
But she’s learned since then. That stunt in Vietnam really pissed off a lot of Americans. Worried about that, she NOW, says that all the people who work for the coal industry should be paid a full salary by us, so that they never have to worry ever again in their lifetime.
Jane Fonda: A GOOD commie! Next time she gets an Oscar she will go up and say, “You REALLY don’t hate me!”
Sally would be so proud.
Fonda has figured out getting rid of her plastic is just not enough. We will all be dead in 11 years and Syria will no doubt still have deserts.
That’s just not fair.
Well Jane, the hat is just not good enough either. What are YOU trying to hide?
Wrinkles on the neck and forehead? Botox coupons running out?
And most importantly….will you still be here in 11 years to find out if you’re right?
What’s really funny is Jane probably looks out the window of her California mansion and thinks the whole world is on fire.
Still in your little bubble Jane? You have a President who wants to get us out of all wars and THIS is the thanks he gets?
Have a latte.
Scaring the World with Climate Change
Nobody’s Opinion
It’s raining out of my window right now. Frankly, I’m glad because we’ve been hearing about this downpour for over a week, and it never seems to come. We don’t even listen to our weather men anymore because they ALWAYS get it wrong most of the time. The batting average of all three of our local stations here in St. Louis is about 3 out of 10 times they will get it right.
Go outside and look up. You will know if it’s going to rain. 
Nevertheless, they scare the heck out of you. Just the smallest ‘hint’ of a tornado and every show is taken over by scary graphics and horror stories, that most of the time never appear, but will take up hours of interrupting whatever you are watching.
But that doesn’t matter. ABC, NBC, and CBS all have the same marching orders. Make SURE the weather is the most important subject on the news.
That’s their orders.
BECAUSE, as we all know, “Climate Change” is coming to destroy us all.
By now, the educated person knows that Climate Change is the name they have picked to bring in the New Global control. Here in the Midwest, the skies are clear on a sunny day. The flowers and plants look gorgeous, in fact, you are more likely to die from mold and pollen allergies than climate change. 
Mr. Munster himself, Obama’s famous “WE LOVE IRAN!” Secretary of State, John Kerry, was on FACE THE NATION this morning, praising the global efforts of all the kids on the planet who took the day off from school to protest climate deniers. He stated that the United States should be the leader in the world to do what was necessary…you know, get rid of all cars, plastic, houses, cows, meat, whatever it takes, and low and behold, according to John Kerry, China will follow.
I want to know what kind of Heinz Ketchup deal Kerry has going for him in China.
Kerry praised the children, who he knows has been brainwashed since kindergarten to think the world is going to end.
Notice, they NEVER talk about how much money the average nobody will have to pay to afford saving the world from climate change, but Tucker Carlson said it pretty well….
Speaking on his Tucker Carlson Tonight, Carlson said that the millions of children who skipped school around the world were part of a “coordinated left-wing political protest. It was called Climate Strike. So naturally, MSNBC was there to cheer them on.”
The other lie you heard today is that the strike was about the environment. It was not about the environment. The main goal of the protesters in this country, for example, was to implement Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal.”
Carlson concluded his statement by comparing the agenda to Mao’s Great Leap Forward. “And there you have the modern left’s climate agenda: no drinking straws, no automobiles, no airplanes, no meat, no democracy. In their place, endless propaganda and a parade of 15-year-old Red Guards yelling at you to stay in line. That’s what they’re promising. All of a sudden, the future really does that bleak, and it has nothing to do with rising temperatures.”
God Bless Tucker Carlson. You have to wonder….
Movie- where they hang climate deniers.
How long is FOX going to let him speak? Somebody somewhere is searching for sexual crimes that he did in grade school.
Or some black face picture.
Or some interview with a Russian official.
This Nobody Thinks that the climate is fine. I also think that the elites are doing everything they can to start fires, floods, and hurricanes, by seeding clouds, and using tech that we don’t even know about to cause as much damage as they can.
ANYBODY can start a forest fire. And they always come at the most political time. That’s not…mother nature. What? You don’t think that the ‘elites’ would mess with mother nature to further their agenda?
Well, I do.
As one famous comedian said long ago..
The earth is fine. It’s the PEOPLE that are *$%& up.
Is Al Gore with Justice Ginsburg? Has Anybody Seen Him?
Nobody Wins
I don’t mean to make fun of all of you who are up North, and your electric went out, and you are being forced to burn wood for warmth, but, remember, once upon a time cavemen had it much worse.
Just ask these guys. They are TOO much fun.
Yes, we have ICE! Look out your door.
You couldn’t PAY me to live in Chicago, which is getting hit really bad and setting records. So, much sympathy goes out to all those Chicago people who are stuck there today.
The real question nobody has asked is where is Al Gore?
Enjoy these guys…I certainly did.
Once again: Where is Al Gore? I really would like to see his chart on this global warming event.
Is he with Justice Ginsburg?
Nobody Writes to President Macron
Nobody Wins
Dear President, Macron:
First off let me say as an American citizen, I’m so glad you had a good time on your visit to our country. We enjoyed seeing you here. 
As history is not taught in our schools anymore, it was also nice to see two Presidents giving a French/American history lesson of how our two great countries have always had each other’s back. Somewhere in California, some illegal was passing a joint and going, “Dude…what?”
Your wife is so lovely, and actually had the cutest little school girl smile when she looked at you.
So French! So sweet. Love…is…timeless.
It was also nice of you to say yesterday, that the French people love the Americans. (Cough) Even though I had ALWAYS heard that the modern French abhor Americans, you were gracious enough to say they did.
Thanks.
So, as an American, I feel that I must apologize for the very fact, that being as you gave the speech of your life today, in front of the Congress, all we read on our news outlets is how Kanye West loves President Trump. But nothing of you…nothing.
I don’t know how this happened.
After all, you have taken our President’s great American mantra and upped it to include the whole planet!
Imitation really IS the highest form of flattery. That slogan helped get Donald Trump in the White House, and somewhere in a Brussel’s think tank, it’s was clear, that surely the American public would recognize that slogan and think the Paris accords is a good thing, and demand their President to keep sending you our money.
Cleary, the EU sent you here to promote climate change and get us BACK.
You mentioned in your speech about how you and our President must take care of the middle class.
But, that’s the problem isn’t it? It’s the middle classes that get royally ‘screwed’ by the Paris Accord.
Our President, has expressed our wishes clearly:
As President, I can put no other consideration before the wellbeing of American citizens. The Paris Climate Accord is simply the latest example of Washington entering into an agreement that disadvantages the United States to the exclusive benefit of other countries, leaving American workers — who I love — and taxpayers to absorb the cost in terms of lost jobs, lower wages, shuttered factories, and vastly diminished economic production.
Thus, as of today, the United States will cease all implementation of the non-binding Paris Accord and the draconian financial and economic burdens the agreement imposes on our country. This includes ending the implementation of the nationally determined contribution and, very importantly, the Green Climate Fund which is costing the United States a vast fortune.
We…feel the same. Sorry, Mr. Macron. 
I watched as the Democrats hooted and howled with wild applause today during your very ‘progressive’ speech before Congress.
“We must save the planet for our children!”
Translation (America must NOT stop giving us all money.)
Then you very carefully walked the idea that Iran must never get nuclear weapons. Still we all know that France has a lot of lucrative money-making deals with Iran, and they already are developing them.
What…are YOU going to stop them in ten years? Wait until they use one you say?
France needs the money?
Uh….
You also were very concerned about the ‘sovereignty” of the Nations of Iran, Yemen, you know, all those nasty Muslim countries that want to kill the Jews. What I don’t understand is how can you defend the right of nations to have their own sovereignty, but the United States doesn’t have that same right.
You want us to give up OUR sovereignty to the global EU world of Brussels. Open our borders…take some of those Muslims off your hands, and ….keep sending you the billions you are so used to getting.
Clearly, you are proud of being a Frenchman.
And the PR to MAKE THE EARTH GREAT AGAIN is sure to win you some votes in…Germany.
Just don’t expect America’s middle class to start wearing your hats.
Americans have done quite enough to make the planet great…Go ahead…Google all we’ve given the planet. Lights, cars, computers…France.
Yes, we saved YOU too.
You deplore nationalism unless it’s Viva La France!
So, Dear President Macron. If you want to make the Earth great again, step aside and let America get back to her old self.
KEEP AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Quit ripping us off.
And while you’re at it, send over some of those great French soldiers to help defend our borders.
You sent your soldiers once before…why not again?
May God Bless and Keep You…
Sincerely,
Joyanna Adams.
VIVA..LA..REALITY
The Climate That Nobody Wants
Nobody Flashes
Today was a very special day for just about everyone.
For the conservatives: Trump got payback for the Washington Correspondence dinner by having his own rally broadcasted tonight.
For the progressives: They held protests for climate change in many cities:
Here’s a short summary:
Climate Change in Denver: 
Climate change in Washington D.C. (And yes, those are communists climate changers.)
And a very LOVELY climate change around my house:
Which is why I LOVE my climate change.
Have a great Sunday!
Can We GIVE John Kerry to France?
Nobody’s Opinion
John Kerry, the ‘American’ Frenchman, was on Face the Nation this morning, bragging about the great meeting of international global climate change party that was put together by …John Kerry and the French, and by his own accounts, what he has done is nothing short of landing on the moon. Come on…look at that background. John Kerry is a Frenchman first and an American second. He probably has a really nice house there, a great apartment in Paris, and only comes home to Martha’s Vineyard once a year.
The whole thing was a joke. More pollution was spilt on the Eiffel Tower last week by the rich and elite’s jets, than in all of China in one day, and that’s saying a lot.
Since no country in their right mind will ever sign an agreement to be punished for their use of oil or gas, the big wig blowhards at the U.N. convention, who have no jobs other than to give big speeches about how they are ‘trying’ to save the planet—-this whole Climate Change convention was just another big joke…but…it might not be, depending on WHO gets into the White House.
(Remember, Chris Christie will sign on to it.)
It doesn’t have mandatory targets for reduction and it doesn’t have an enforcement, compliance mechanism,” Kerry said during an interview on “Fox News Sunday.”
Kerry said such mechanisms were not included because Congress would have refused to gree
n light the deal.
Binding legal requirements would have made the Paris agreement a treaty, requiring approval from two-thirds of the Senate. Because no climate change measure could close to the high bar in the chamber, the Paris deal was written to avoid it.
So, what Kerry is saying is that these elites are not even paying attention to their own laws, but setting this up all by themselves outside of their people.
No wonder he was so excited.
Yes, these clowns think by spending…what did he say…$50 TRILLION dollars on alternative energy they can lower the temperature by one degree. This meeting wasn’t about climate change, this meeting was about government officials pledging to give so much money into a global pot to be redistributed (After they siphoned off trillions for their own bank accounts) to be put into sweet deals for themselves and their partners. Since we all know they don’t plan to put one single dime of their own into the pot to save the planet, where do you think this money is going to come from?
United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon admitted Monday that even if global warming can’t be seen or felt by humans, the world should still agree to an international treaty to cut carbon dioxide emissions.
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Ban also wants rich countries to pledge $100 billion a year to poor countries to help them adapt to global warming and make sure countries can be held accountable for CO2 and funding pledges.
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China pledged to peak CO2 emissions by 2030 and increase green energy use, but the country has given no firm plan on making actual cuts to emissions. India has also resisted calls to cut emissions, saying it’s more important to provide its citizens with higher standards of living — something that can’t be done without coal or oil.
John Kerry is a globalist.
He is about as American as Castro. Ricky Ricardo was more of an American than John Kerry.
I don’t know about you, but I’m paying enough money for my electric, I don’t feel like giving Obama and John Kerry one sent more.
John Kerry has done nothing for America or the world for that matter…but you can bet he has done wonders for the restaurants in France.
France…can have him….and his little dog too. (I bet he has a French poodle.)
Nobody’s Fool: Mark Steyn
Nobody’s Fool
Nobody in the world can put into six minutes the whole explanation of the tyranny of climate change like Mark Steyn.
“Why can’t we be China for a day” ? says Mark in his usual witty explanation of the bloody elitist who want to use climate change to push the world into a One World Government.
Congratulations Mark! You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the entire century when it comes to battling Climate Change. (LOVE THE PICTURE)
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Fool: Lord Christopher Monckton
Nobody’s Fool
Here’s a bit you will enjoy. Glenn Beck is best when he’s educating…and watch Lord Monckton explain that climate change is a big hoax to set up global government.
Ambassador John Bolton also puts in his two cents.
Congratulations Lord Monckton— besides being one of the sharpest minds on the planet, I LOVE your wonderful British wit! You win the Nobody’s Fool Award of the week!
Keep up the good work.
Venezuela VS California: What’s the difference?
Nobody Wins
Jeb Bush was talking about making Puerto Rico a state. Well…if you go by recent events and the politicians running the country, why don’t they just make Venezuela a state too?
After all…we have so much in common:
The Venezuelan government will begin rationing electrical supplies this week in response to high demand triggered by heat. Public employees will only have to work six hours a day until further notice, and police units will be sent to inspect private businesses to ensure they only use their allotted amounts. Venezuelan Vice President Jorge Arreaza blamed the measures on climate change.
But, of course all the government buildings will have PLENTY of electricity.
In the America Venezuela called California, they are doing basically the same thing:
Recently, Jerry Brown has given strict orders for the people of California to only use so much water. Nobody was paying any attention, so he got out his trusty pen (a trick he learned from the President) and signed an executive order…to stop people from going on about their day, and drinking! It’s outrageous!
SACRAMENTO – Gov. Jerry Brown on Tuesday called for $10,000 fines for residents and businesses that waste the most water as California cities try to meet mandatory conservation targets during the drought.
But he didn’t stop there, he is going to stop people driving, simply because, like President Jorge Arreaza, he blames global warming for the problems.
Gov. Jerry Brown issued an executive order Wednesday sharply speeding up this state’s already ambitious program aimed at curbing greenhouse gas emissions, saying it was critical to address “an ever-growing threat” posed by global warming to the state’s economy and well-being.
New York is the next to be on the global warming control of energy issues:
Amid a far-reaching push to reduce New York’s environmental footprint, city officials on Wednesday weighed a City Council bill to limit internal and external light use in many commercial buildings when empty at night, a change that could affect some 40,000 structures and rethink the shape, or at least the hue, of what residents see when they look up.
The environmental considerations are clear: reducing potentially wasteful energy use as part of the city’s bid to curb its greenhouse gas emissions. The administration of Mayor Bill de Blasio has expressed support for passing a version of the bill, calling light pollution a citywide scourge for migratory birds and sedentary New Yorkers.
Yes, Mayor Bill De Blasio is going to save the birds.
Of course, none of these politicians will have to cut their energy consumption.
Nobody Wins, when a government can control all your food, your water, and your money. The lights on Broadway…are going….dim.
You…lose.
Was This Acually British Humor At It’s Finest?
Nobody Flashes
Dick Morris isn’t on TV anymore, but I still like his opinions. Sure, he picked Mitt Romney would win the last election, but Nobody’s Perfect!
Here he explains things we don’t think much about when it comes to President’s signing ‘treaties.” Obama is going to sign this international BS, and Congress should immediately refute it.
And speaking of Obama…uh…do you get the feeling the OTHER leaders of the world, told him to take the first left..and meet them at the party?
But, the limo let him out…here? (Remember that old college trick?)
The Democrats are CLEAR: The End…is near.
Nobody Wonders
Since I am a “night” person, I had CPAN on last night and heard some pretty incredible statements by democrats, trying to get us all excited about ‘saving’ the planet
Senator Angus King said this:
“We have an obligation to pass on the earth to our children. It’s not going to be free.”
I love this. Democrats feel NO obligation whatsoever in their children’s future economic welfare, passing onto their children a $17 trillion dollar debt, or their educational future—passing on an educational system that isn’t even as good as the one in Estonia, passing on dying cities whose infrastructures are crumbling, passing on a bi-lingual nation, passing on an unprotected nation, and one daily more in dire danger from outside attacks from our enemies because they are too busy monitoring citizens, passing on a heath systems which will kill millions, passing on a nation with no jobs dependent forever on the state..
.BUT, they care deeply about the earth.
Senator Jeff Merkley actually claimed that
“Our winters are not as bad as they used to be”
Since Jeff is from Oregon, and this winter, Niagara Falls, AND all the lakes above Michigan froze solid, Nobody Wonders where e Jeff spends most of his time.
The US must lead this new “Save our planet” by paying for it through our electric bills. Sure, China is polluting, but if we would lead, he is SURE the rest of the world will follow! Also, he had fires in his state, because of global warming. Forgetting to mention that the National Forest Service does not take care of the Forests anymore, and we have lots of arsonist starting fires, and Obama makes sure that he controls the water to put out these fires, and won’t let them HAVE any water, as he did in Arizona.
Senator Christophe Coons of Delaware said that he took his kids on vacation last year, to see some glazers and it broke their little hearts when the glazier had been melting, and that’s why sea levels are rising!
Hey, it breaks my heart every year when I can’t take my family on vacation—ANYWHERE due to the poor economy. I would take a melting glazier any day of the week, and I promise, everyone in the family would be excited.
More Congressmen came onto the floor, and they punched it up: Military bases will be closed due to FLOODS! AND they will be stretched to the limit because its our military that goes all over the world to save people in climate disasters, people in Bangladesh will DIE! Companies are DEMANDING global warming taxes! Something must be done. ( I was waiting for somebody to mention chemtrails, but nobody did.)
And then, this morning, saving the planet was put on hold. Everything was forgotten because Diane Feinstein was pissed off because the CIA was spying on HER!
Something tells me, climate change is NOT going to be a subject on the democratic ticket in the upcoming elections. Our poor children will have to suffer, because the democrats care so much more about…
Power. Who knew?
And if Diane Feinstein thinks we care about her problem…I suggest she get herself a water bottle and squirt it on her face.
Obama’s Suggests Africans Should Give Up on Cars, Houses, and Air-Conditioning
Nobody Wonders
Yesterday, we found out why Michelle Obama can’t stay in the White House. Today, we found out why Obama hasn’t been helping the middle class, even though he says in every speech, all he cares about is the middle class.
It seems Obama thinks middle class people will destroy the earth: Here’s what he said at the University of Johannesburg-Soweto on Saturday. right before he announced his plans for a ‘sustainable’ African energy strategy.
“Ultimately, if you think about all the youth that everybody has mentioned here in Africa, if everybody is raising living standards to the point where everybody has got a car and everybody has got air conditioning, and everybody has got a big house, well, the planet will boil over — unless we find new ways of producing energy.”
Okay, is Obama a racist because he doesn’t want the youth of Africa to have nice things? Sounds to me like he is telling the African youth they should NOT strive to have a car, air-conditioning, OR a big house. Why can’t they have a middle class? Frankly, it would be the best thing that every happened to them.
Nobody Wonders when Obama is going to reveal his plans to get rid of all the suburbs and move everybody into little apartments in the cities. Does that mean that all the new American citizens that are going to get amnesty in America will be encouraged to live in tents?
If he going to build infrastructures in Africa, is his plan to get the people to keep their huts, but give them enough electric to plug-in their big screens, cell phones, and computers, but still have no running water?
Obama has always had contempt for the suburbs and the middle class that live in them, and now, he is telling everyone that houses, cars, air conditioning, will only be allowed for the rich?
Next thing you know, Obama will be against soap.
Can this guy get any more…idiotic? Does a dog howl at the moon? Does Al Gore have a private jet?
Yes, Obama doesn’t want the Africans to get any nice things. After all, too many people have them already. Sorry Africa. You lose. Take your complaints up with the NAACP.
Nobody’s Fool: Charles Krauthammer on Climate Change
Nobody’s Fool
It’s no coincidence that Obama came out of the G-8 summit, rushed home, and pronounced that anyone who thinks climate change is not real, thinks the world is flat. And flat in Obama’s world means he gets to now tax all of us with higher prices on electricity, so that he can give the rest of the world more money. He’s going to destroy our coal plants and give his friends in the field of wacko sundials and windmills a monopoly. It’s the globalization dreams of hog-heaven, and he claims he doesn’t need to wait for Congress…he’s doing this himself.
Charles Krauthammer put the petal to the metal and said what should be said: Obama is nuts.
Charles wins my Nobody’s Fool award for the week, and I’m sure it won’t the last time he does so.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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