Nobody Offers Condolances to Prisoner IN the White House
Nobody Flashes
Michelle Obama, just told the world, at a conference for women in Africa, why she is spending serious taxpayer money on monthly vacations around the world: she is just not digging hanging out at that prison called the White House:
It went like this:
Because it can sometimes be a little confining, living in the White House is sometimes like living in a “really nice prison,” First Lady Michelle Obama said Tuesday, according to remarks sent to the press. No, there are prison elements to it,” Mrs. Obama responded. “But it’s a really nice prison, so –”
“But with a chef,” former First Lady Laura Bush reminded the crowd.“You can’t complain,” Michelle Obama said. “But there is definitely elements that are confining.”
Hey, Michelle. Come to my house. We’ll trade. How many American would LOVE to be confined to the White House for eight years? A house where you never have to do your laundry, cook a meal, wash a window, mow a lawn, and eat the best cuisine in the world anytime you want.
–especially, when you then— get to go anywhere in the world and it doesn’t cost you a dime. Want to get out of the White House? How about a trip to the local mall— in Spain? Are all those hundreds of Christmas Trees in the White House getting you down? (that you did NOT have to put up) Well, take the girls to a skiing trip in Aspen! Or Europe. How about Paris? That’s right…just get out of that house Michelle, where you are SO miserable. A trip to Africa? Hey, why not?
Or, how about the Bahamas? And then there the many Hawaiian vacations…aren’t you due for another? Oh my god, we had NO idea. You poor thing.
The only time you are in the White House Michelle, is when you get to have a concert for yourself….like your upcoming birthday party.
Michelle Obama makes Marie Antoinette look like an orphan from Zimbabwe. Poor Michelle. She suffers so. Let’s send her our sincerest condolences…Or not. Spoken like the spoiled IMMATURE brat that she is. Cookie Roberts tried to come to her rescue, by saying this:
Martha Washington, our first First Lady, wrote in the first year that she was First Lady, she wrote to her niece that she felt like a ‘Chief State Prisoner,’” Roberts said.
Trying to save her face. But Martha Washington never said it in public. Martha Washington ran a farm, Michelle, on the other hand, like her husband, seems to be only able to run her mouth.
The difference between Martha and Michelle can be summed up in three words. Mrs. Washington– was a lady.
If it’s any consolation Michelle, many of us wish you weren’t even there. I personally will pray every day, that you get released from the “prison” that you so abhor.
You’re welcome.