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Happy Halloween! Michelle Can Now Scare Us All

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Nobody Remembers….

Remember this Michelle Obama?

Or THIS Michelle Obama….

Right. Michelle is coming out FULL-BRO brother, (notice the hair) the black vote has to be pounced upon. The hate whitey, whitey hates you program to get the black out to vote, has to be fully employed now,

But I love how she remembers the ‘blacks’ moving in and the whites moving out. All these young black college kids getting a free college education have to be told what USE to be, because none of them are having that rough a time.

Usually, WHEN the blacks moved in, they didn’t mow their lawns, or smile at their white neighbors. Drugs became common place, and white kids were attacked and kicked in the head—(That happened to my son, luckily he survived.) Gun shots in the middle of the night were common.

They didn’t take care of their property, most of them being on welfare, and NOTICE…how she blames the whites for ‘leaving’ them all in despair, and their communities in shambles. As if it was UP to the whites to take care of them, like children.

As if their behavior is ALWAYS the fault of the whites.

What a bunch of crock.

Anyway, it’s Halloween. The democrats have “voted to impeach” the President.

Hillary is out on her broom.

I suggest, we all stay inside. After all, Michelle thinks white people are scared of black people.

And the eight years of Obama fanning the blacks flames of war, she might have a point.

Many of us didn’t leave. (I for one) And we all got along until the Obama move into the White House. The blacks got richer, and the whites got poorer. The black teenagers got more violent.

And isn’t it funny that not ONCE while she was first lady, did she wear her hair…naturally.

I can see why. It’s pretty scary. (But not as scary as her back)

Happy Halloween Everybody! I’m staying indoors, turning off the lights, and watching a scary movie.

Let the real monsters of the democratic party celebrate.

 

October 31, 2019 Posted by | Black History, black violence, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Michelle Obama Can’t Smile: Nobody Cares.

Nobody Cares

So, Michelle Obama cried for a half hour after President Trump’s inauguration.

Do we care?

The job was so hard she said? Are you saying that eating at the finest restaurants and having the best chefs in the world cook for you for eight whole years was hard? Did they make you wash the dishes?

Being adored the world over for just being the first black lady was…hard?

Not having to drive your kids to school, and having mom watch them while you had all those midnight parties with Stevie Wonder at the White House…was just so HARD? Oh…poor child…how did you manage it?

Moving into all white rich neighborhoods was…oh that had to be hard. I guess having to hang out with Oprah and Spielberg…that got rough. Having your own screening room and one of your 27 personal servants to bring you popcorn…how did you manage?

Well, I guess remembering all their names, that must have been hard.

Tell me, did you even have to unwrap your soap?

Having to watch Black Lives Matter burn down cities all over the United States while you stayed nice and cozy in the White House Mansion? I can only imagine your pain.

The only other woman to have it worse in the White House was Abigail Adams.

The vacations all over the world with your girls? That was tough.

And I bet you really miss Air Force One. Why, that was YOUR Plane and to think…some white man and woman is now sleeping in YOUR bed.

No wonder you couldn’t smile at Trump’s inauguration.

The truth is, you never wanted to leave. But, don’t worry…

As we Americans walk through our local drug stores all we see, is pictures of you and Obama, as if….you are still in the White House.

Take comfort Michelle for you are NOT alone. There is one thing you share with a lot of Americans.

When we see your face still being plastered on all the talk shows and magazines—

We can’t smile either.

At LEAST you have millions of dollars to comfort you and you and your children will never have to worry ever again in your lifetime. We have to worry about all our medical expenses since Obamacare raise our deductibles clear to Mars.

Thanks to you and your husband, MILLIONS of people were thrown into part-time work with NO insurance because of Obamacare.

You and your husband destroyed what was once the envy of the world…thousands of doctors retired. Thousands lost their insurance.

Right now, most people only go to the doctor if they are facing certain death. Too many illegals need our help, so we work in pain.

And you’ve even taken away our PAIN medication by flooding the country with drug cartels. 

If only, you could trade places with just one of us, you’d see,…okay.

You wouldn’t.

So, do we care if you were depressed after you left the White House?

Nope.

Not one bit.

In the words of your husband I only have one thing to say.:

“You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”

Yep. Your husband said that about a woman….and you said…nothing. How come?

I bet you were smiling too hard, right? Anyway…

Nobody Cares what Michelle Obama says anymore, except Oprah Winfrey.

And Nobody Cares about her either.

 

November 14, 2018 Posted by | Obamacare, Opinion | | Leave a comment

Will the Obama’s CRASH Harry’s Wedding?

Nobody’s Opinion

I was listening to the Queen’s Christmas message to her own people tonight, and comparing it to our own President’s Christmas message.

There are differences: While watching the Queen, you notice it starts out with “God Save the Queen” and being an American, if our National Anthem was “God Save the President.” NBC, MSNBC, and CNN would probably melt down right before our eyes. It would actually be fun to watch.

It’s remarkable how clear the Queen’s mind is for her age. And her sheer grace and style for which she has always been the very best in the world, is a wonder to behold.

Then along comes Michelle Obama.

It seems the Obamas want to attend the next royal wedding.

As we all know, Harry, the boy who we all got a good glimpse of at a Las Vegas nude party, has picked a most politically correct bride to marry: An American actress who is…half black. Or part black. Which has endeared Harry to the Obamas, who, see this as an American/black” invitation card to the royal wedding.

As we see from this video, Both the Obamas are trying really hard to get invited to Harry’s wedding. Basically, by throwing a lot of disrespect to President Trump. Harry must hate President Trump too.

Nobody Wonders, if the Queen will let them come. After all, she really couldn’t control Prince Charles and Camilla or Princess Diana. So can she control Harry? But as all the scandals of long ago were ignored by our past Presidents, we have a new President now…and to snub him will have consequences.

I’m sure the Queen knows this.

I suppose this all depends on who paying the bills, and how the wills are drawn up.

The Obamas have been meeting quite a bit with Harry. You have to wonder if there will be a plot in the future to put Harry on the throne?

That only happened in the old days you say? Think again. Do you honestly think the Obamas and Harry are just hanging out trading rap tunes?

While it seems very likely that the Crown is losing merry old England, as the Queen so cleverly mentions in HER video, England still holds a LOT of territory. She can always move to Australia or Canada if the London Mayor decides to takeover her castles.

By that time, she will be dead, and Charles will have to deal with it. And we all know, Charles needs to be retired and put out to pasture.

Still, I had to wonder. The Queen talked about her long marriage, so where was her devoted Phillip? She could have at least had him standing besides her…or is her husband only permitted to walk behind her like a dutiful servant while complaining about the population?

Anybody out there know?

The big difference about our President’s and the Queen, was the fact that the real meaning of Christmas was expressed more in the American message: The Queen did mention Jesus, and her faith alone, but Trump’ and Melanie’s message was…more…spiritual.

I took it as a good sign that she mentioned how people want to feel safe in their homes, and that she even mentioned the terrorists attacks.

Nobody Thinks, in her last days as Queen, since she has been through the horrible wars before, she is still, the most sensible one in the castle.

Nobody wonders also, if the Queen of England will reach out to the right man at the right time.

This is NOT the time to be siding with X-Presidents who has said, that he will always stand with Islam.

So, will the Obama’s be at the wedding?

Or does common sense still reign in British Empire?

December 25, 2017 Posted by | Obama, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

We HAVE Hope Michelle….After Eight Years of Misery….

Nobody Flashes

If this isn’t the most sorry-ass piece of shit coming out of a woman’s mouth who was given the almighty privilege of living in the White house, and vacationing on the taxpayer’s dime, I don’t know what is.

No First Lady in the history of our Republic has ever been so arrogant, so WRONG, so elitist.

(Wait, there was Hillary. Okay, I take it back. There’s a tie. )

So…classless. So…IGNORANT. So…so…okay. Hold me back. I’ve kept my mouth shut for 8 years about the arrogance of this women, but not tonight.

I’m sorry. How these two rich bitches (Can you tell I really don’t care now what I say) have the nerve to continue to act as if Obama has done such wonders for our country, is beyond any sane person’s logic.

Oh…yes. Hope. Hope will save us…if you just give the Democrats about oh..say….50 more years. Hold on to hope. Hope is going get you that job. That house. That education. That medicine that you need to save your life, that you can no longer afford.

Just hold on to ….hope. Mama Michelle will be there to give you hope when you get a boo-boo.

How condescending! How…oooooooo0000000000….

I could…just scream.

Michelle, Obama, and about 100 staff and secret service have been dragged off to Hawaii for their month vacation. I hope, she saw that tonight, on her TV…the America that she thinks “has no hope.”

There was a TV special on tonight called “Rock the Troops.” Put on by….THE ROCK!

It was one big party, held at Pearl Harbor base, for our troops!

If Michelle had watched this she would have seen that hope abounds. We never saw anything like this when Obama was President.

The Rock has in the tradition of Bob Hope, brought entertaining the troops back into fashion.  America…is BACK! And it’s about damn time. It was one of the most uplifting things that I’ve seen in eight years.

I know it’s Christmas. I know, this doesn’t sound much like I have the Christmas spirit…attacking Michelle like this….but…

But there is one thing that I’m sure: Millions of American have hope, once again, knowing we will have: President Donald Trump.

Rock This Michelle: You could have respected your country enough, the country that gave you the HONOR of being the First Lady of the United States, and ended it on a high note. You could have ended it with dignity. With grace. Will the same tradition that every First Lady since the beginning of our country has…but no.

You just had to be your nasty self.

That’s okay, because you know what dear? Our soldiers will be free to be the best that they can be again. They will not longer have to suffer under a President and first Lady who really didn’t care for them at all, and I saw that happiness in their faces tonight.

It’s about TIME somebody started caring about our troops.

Now, pardon me, while I try as hard as I can to forget you.

Rock on Michelle..go on. Rock on, ……………….and rock out.

And thank you. Thank you for showing us…just in case some of us weren’t sure…that  you really are: ……..Clueless.

Clueless to what it means…to be…an American.

 

 

December 18, 2016 Posted by | Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Michelle Obama VS Kings of Saudi Arabia

Nobody’s Perfect

Striving for perfection is noble. But some people TRY to hit the mark of nobleness, only to leave the rest of us wondering how they could end up the mark of disgust instead.Michelle Obama

Take Michelle Obama for instance. On the day that America honors the veterans and soldiers who serve our country, she gave a graduation speech at the all black Oberlin College, and it had nothing whatsoever to do with the importance of that day…unless of course she was looking for black soldiers to recruit to her cause. The cause of black revolution.

Notice the words she uses in her speech:  She brags about Obama’s achievements while in office, but she cannot call it “progress.” …because it’s NOT progress. No it’s change:

“Think about how even with all the gridlock and polarization in Washington, we have made so much change these past six years:  12 million new jobs.  Sixteen million people who finally have health insurance.  Historic agreements to fight climate change.  Epic increases in college financial aid.  More progress on LGBT rights than any time in our history. And today, it is no longer remarkable to see two beautiful black girls walking their dogs on the South Lawn of the White House lawn.  That’s just the way things are now,” Obama said to applause at the liberal arts college.

Right, 12 million new jobs..mostly part-time, and MOST of those jobs went to immigrants. Depending on what site you are on, 80-97 percent. Epic increase in college financial aid, is higher taxes for people who can’t afford to even pay for their own college.  Gays have more rights and HER black girls can walk on the White House lawn. But…a black girl who tries to talk to the black President will be shot..and killed.

Remember that one? (And be sure to leave your black babies at home._

“See, that is how you will rise above the noise and shape the revolutions of your time. That is how you will have a meaningful journey on those clamorous highways of life. And, graduates, that is how you will carry on the proud legacy of this great institution for generations to come.”

If you read her big ‘change’ report, you have to wonder…blacks are doing worse than ever, Obamacare is failing all over, and saying that a black man got elected as President…leaves you with WHAT?

That’s ALL you have accomplished? And you didn’t accomplish that…did you?Saudi's

And then there’s Saudi Arabia, who needs more executioners:

With Amnesty International reporting at least 90 executions in 2014, Saudi Arabia is having to expand its ranks of religious executioners.

In the job advert posted on the Ministry of Civil Service website, the role is advertised as “executing a judgement of death”, but also states there may be the need to “perform amputations on those convicted of lesser offences.” The penalty of amputation, however, is rarely given by judges. According to Saudi lawyers it is considered “distasteful”. In for a penny, in for a pound, as they say.

What can you say about a Kingdom that just doesn’t have enough people to cut of all the heads?

 Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

The first Lady Michelle Obama, who is trying to continue to incite discontent and riots among black people…(Oberlin is a black college) telling them to revolt and take over?  (Sorry, that’s the message I get)

Why else talk about revolution? Who are they revolting against?

Or is it the Saudi Kings who have to advertise in the paper to find good men with sharp swords?

 Nobody Wins…The people of Saudi Arabia, and the citizens of America are both losers, because their leaders are tyrants. But the criminals in America have it better than Saudi Arabia. In Saudi Arabia, you’ll head will be cut off….

                                                                                                       Here, you can grow up to be President.

Obama and ice cream

 

 

 

 

 

May 26, 2015 Posted by | Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Ayn Rand’s Warning…

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Just a nobody daily reminder:

“It only stands to reason that where there’s sacrifice, there’s someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there’s service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to b the master. ” Ayn Rand

 

May 19, 2015 Posted by | tyranny, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Michelle Obama VS School Bus Lady

 

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have the first lady, Michelle Obama, VS School Bus Driver

Let’s start with Michelle…her federal lunch program is NOT popular. Veggies and fruits are served while the kids are starving:bug in food two

One concerned food service worker from Montana put it this way:  “It’s completely flip-flopped in terms of portion size.” The “new federal guidelines require vegetables to comprise the largest portion of a student’s lunch, while the entrée is now being treated as a side dish.”

Another school food service worker said that “Two ounces of protein won’t cut it for high school athletes.” Maybe Michelle feels that if she can work out those impressive biceps on an empty stomach, high school athletes who need food-driven power to plow through those football dummies should quit complaining and toughen up.

But…it gets worse. NOW..the kids are finding bugs in their food:bug in food one

And if your kid is starving, that could be the least of his worries. This lady bus driver decided to take a tip from Obama, and do a selfie of herself, and what she likes to do while driving the kids to and from school, she likes to drink beer:

The selfie, which was posted on Facebook shows, the driver for the Princeton City School District behind the wheel of her bus with her lips around a bottle of beer, WSYX reports.

The photo caused a brouhaha when parents and district officials saw it. The driver, whose name has not been released, was immediately fired by her employer, First Student Transportation.

Mmmmmm….they won’t release her name. Wonder why?

So…who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it the lunch lady who needed to drink while driving, putting the kids lives in danger? No doubt starving kids can get pretty feisty. school bus driver

Or is it our first “Lady” who could care less if the kids of the nation eat bugs, meat, or anything for that matter. She’s on vacation in Aspen, hitting the slopes and eating at the finest restaurants on our dime, while her husband plays golf…in Palm Springs.

Which reminds me…I was once gazing at Marie Antoinette diamond earrings on display in the New York Museum, and some kid behind me was bugging me. And so I said to him….

“See those earrings?” And he looked. “They were in the pocket of Marie Antoinette when they cut her head off.:”

“You’re lying!” said the brat.

“No, I’m not. It says so right here. You know why they cut her head off?” I asked.

The kid laughed, and shook his head. I had finally got his attention. “Because she STARVED her own people.”

A lesson we should pass down to all our children.

Let’s face it: Michelle Obama is starving the school children of America, while her kids eat Pizza, burgers, and whatever they like.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Michelle Antoinette. I hope she’s enjoying her Aspen vacation, don’t you?Michelle obama

By the way, this picture, is considered…”racist” So of course I posted it, to remind her:

‘Once upon a time….there was a queen….who starved her people…and she had diamonds…and furs….and…and….and…she…..’

 

 

 

February 16, 2015 Posted by | Food, Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Do We REALLY Need to Dance With Turnips?

Nobody Wonders

If you want to know just how low, the office of the Presidency has fallen, all you have to do is see our “First Lady”, or should I say, “First woman to ever dance with a turnip” send this message out on the White House site to the nation.

When I saw this, I asked my husband….  “So, what dishes are made with turnips?” I honestly have never used a turnip nor care to. But my husband said, “I used to eat them when I was a kid, I would put salt on them.”

Proof that my husband should be promoting turnips, NOT Michelle Obama…or is this video, something else?

Is this Michelle’s way of communicating a secret message? And if so? To Whom?

Does Obama want her to turn up for another fundraiser in that honky state of Iowa? And this is her way of telling him she is NOT doing it?

Is she telling Oprah she’d better turn up to help her husband or she knows ‘what’ will happen to her?

Is she telling kids they should turn up to school and dance with their turnips, because that’s all they are getting?

Or…has she just lost her mind and wants to start a soul group called, The Dancing Turnips?

I truly hope the “ladies’ of the nation make their own video’s, and dance with cupcakes, donuts, and Ding Dongs.

Let’s send a message.You can lead a nation to a turnip, but you can’t make them eat it!”

 

October 15, 2014 Posted by | Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Forget Sex on Apple: How about the Sex in Washington?

Nobody Wonders

Sure…she’s old. But so is Henry Kissinger. So is Daddy Bush—and Joan Rivers had a LOT more energy than either one of them…SO…

Now, out of nowhere, she almost dies?:

The 81-year-old comedian went into cardiac and respiratory arrest last Thursday while undergoing a vocal cord procedure at a private Upper East Side clinic. She was then rushed to Mount Sinai Hospital, where she was placed in a medically induced coma.

Rivers’ family said on Tuesday morning that she remained on life support. The family didn’t specify on Wednesday whether Rivers’ move out of ICU meant she had been removed from life support.

So happy campers…do you smell a conspiracy here? Didn’t she just about say the worst thing anybody has ever said about Obama? IF in fact he is gay, and Michelle is a transvestite, they would have never made it to the White House. But is it possible?

This Nobody who made this video thinks so: (Be sure and see the testimony at the end.)

There is nobody more willing to believe that Michelle is a transvestite than me, but then I ask myself: So…who gave birth to the girls? There are many black women that look like men, but then, on the other hand, it’s pretty easy to believe that Obama is gay, and loves coke, and still does it. Hips are usually the way to tell if women are…women, and I must admit, I don’t really look at her hips much. OR her fingers. I have no clue.

On the OTHER hand, those kids could have had a surrogate mother and IN the elaborate plot to get Obama elected that would have been easy enough.

—-And if you go so far as to say that Obama and Michelle have fooled the American people about their marriage, could they have arranged for Joan Rivers to have an earlier than expected death by surgery?

Oh…this is fun! Of course they could! Bill and Hillary have paved the runway for unexpected heart attacks, plane crashes, and impossible suicides.

As for Joan, I certainly hope she makes a full recovery. And if she does, Nobody Wonders: Will she still be talking about the Obamas?

 

 

September 3, 2014 Posted by | Entertainers, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

In Her Own Words: Michelle is Smarter than Obama

Nobody Wonders

Out of all the first ladies in my lifetime, my favorite was Laura Bush. I admired her for the image that she always presented. The Image, was fitting for the United States. But, that’s about it. I must admit, after the Bushes left office, they have done all the politically correct, ‘globalization” politics that you would expect of a Jimmy Carter or a Bill Clinton.Bushes ranch

They continue to try to make us believe that global policies, and pumping US tax dollars into the world, are good for the United States— but then–I recall that the Bush family ranch is sitting on the largest fresh water aqueduct in South America, and the utopian dream of politicians putting America FIRST, comes crashing down.

When the water war comes, the Bushes will be richer than King Saud.

Reminded of that–Barbara Bush, just looks like a very smart woman.

But, it IS all about the “world” isn’t it? Both the Obama’s and the Bushes are on the same global page of “We must reform the rest of the world, and we will do it with your money!”

The elite theme being pushed this week is AFRICA! America to the rescue! (Never mind China is already there.)

In this quote below, Michelle Obama let out the typical feminist exclamation: Women ARE superior to men. (We must help them too.)

 In a conversation with former First Lady Laura Bush at the U.S Africa Leaders Summit in Washington D.C. , Michelle Obama explained that as First Lady it was important to remember to use the position to highlight their personal interests:

“We can’t waste this spotlight, it is temporary and life is short and change is needed and women are smarter than men. And the men can’t complain because you’re outnumbered today,” she said as the audience laughed.

Nobody Says: There is absolutely no proof ANYWHERE that women are smarter than men. (Some women, but…on a curve…let’s not go there.)

That’s like saying the moon is superior to the sun. You can say it till you’re white in the face Michelle, and it won’t change.Michelle and Laura

There is so much wrong with that statement, (even if said in jest) that you have to wonder: Did Michelle Obama not know that MORE women graduate from universities than men? Why does she keep acting as if women are not getting opportunities when the facts prove the opposite?

(As if we don’t know that answer.)

According to The Department of Education, women are now earning the majority of college degrees in the US, with approximately 140 women graduating from college for every 100 men.woman and college

The proof that men are smarter is in that fact alone: Most of them are not stupid enough to waste their money on an inferior product, or are too busy building the rest of the world. Not to mention, the government is stacking the cards against them–the goal is to have the state raise the children. Men have to become obsolete for the state to take over complete control.

Obviously the Obama’s like to leave out facts.

Nobody Wonders if the New World Order is to have women run the world, when in fact, it will still be the men making the decisions in the background.

As for the Bushes dream of liberating women from Islam? Sweet, but not at all realistic.

Many men lost their lives for that utopian dream, and look what it got them. Maybe its time the men of Islam fight to free their own women.

As if.

Nobody Wonders: Is this dream of equality to Muslim women really about changing the world?—-Or is it just about the good feeling the elites get from saying it?

August 6, 2014 Posted by | feminist, Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows: If I’ll Have Jelly For My Toast in 500 Days

Nobody Knows

This week was filled with questions like…why did it take so long for the gay guy to get picked for the NFL? Why did Karl Rove remind us all that Hillary Clinton might have brain damage? Why are they even holding elections in the Ukraine? And more importantly, when will we see Putin finding the cure for cancer?

Since I have trouble deciding what jelly to put on my toast in the morning, you can see, I’m filled with confusion..so, let’s me just pass some of the weekly confusion around like apple butter.

Speaking of Putin..


Nobody Knows that the Biden’s are getting into the Oil business in Putin’s Ukraine!Hunter Biden

Hunter Biden, the younger son of Vice President Joe Biden, is joining the board of a gas company operating in Ukraine, the company announced Tuesday, as the West seeks to help Ukraine wean itself off its dependence on Russian energy.

It must be nice to be the son of the VP, and have a liberal media who won’t touch you. If this was a Bush…they’d be all over it. But, how much money are the Biden’s going to be making ‘helping’ Ukraine? Nobody Knows.

And since Hunter is NOT going to build solar power in the Ukraine– Will there be an EPA over there making sure that the gas emissions don’t contribute to global warming? Where is CNN on this environmental destruction?

And speaking of environmental destructions—


Nobody Knows that according to the French, we will all die horrible deaths in 500 days. Standing next to John Kerry, Prime Minister Fabius said:Kerry and Fabius

“And very important issues, issue of climate change, climate chaos,” the foreign minister said. “And we have – as I said, we have 500 days to avoid climate chaos, and I know that President Obama and John Kerry himself are committed on this subject and I’m sure that with them, with a lot of other friends, we shall be able to reach success on this very important matter.”

Nobody knows how much money Fabius and Kerry are going to make off this grand scare, but if we all die due to climate change chaos, I am personally blaming France. It’s about time we blamed them for something.

And speaking of blaming…


Nobody Knows why Michelle Obama is all concerned about the stolen girls in Nigeria. She was so concerned she held up a sign, “Bring Home Our Girls.” Rush Limbaugh Michelle Obama and signreports that the Obama’s actually blame the Christian Nigerian government for inciting Muslims to kidnap, rape, and torture young stolen women, and that’s why the Boko Haram thugs were never put on the terrorist lists. So why all the attention now? Was it because Putin was making Obama look like a girly girl on the world stage?

Nobody Knows why four dead Americans in Benghazi didn’t deserve a Michelle Obama sign that said, “We will find you.” but Obama has sent drones, special forces—he is going all out to find those girls.

Meanwhile—the killers of ambassador Stevens are still riding around waving their free Obama US military weapons. Why did Obama forget all about those thugs? The guys in Benghazi where white. The Nigerian girls are black…uh…naaaaaaaah….

And speaking of riding around….


Nobody Knows why Alec Baldwin won’t ride his bike on the right side of the street in New York:

He was stopped by officers for riding the wrong way on a street. When the officers asked for ID, he got belligerent because he had none on him,” In Touch Weekly reported. “The officers placed him under arrest for disorderly conduct.”

Alex Baldwin on bike

Gee…do you think that the world is just out to get Mr. Baldwin? Alec had this to say:

“New York City is a mismanaged carnival of stupidity that is desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign.” 

Spoken like a true conservative: Wait…Alec is a big liberal. Nobody Knows how come he keeps getting “harassed” by officials, but I even liberals have to learn you can’t call your daughter a pig, and you can’t call people ‘fags’. Poor Alex…he just can’t be his own lovable self.

I think, they should make him sell his bike. Nobody Knows why Alec Baldwin never loses his jobs over his unacceptable publically correct behavior, but he always keeps working…..

Unlike the rest of America….


Nobody Knows that the real drive behind amnesty is big business, but here’s a big hint:Cheap labor

Jay Timmons, the president and CEO of the National Association of Manufacturers, said he believes an immigration bill will pass near the end of this year. He said creating some pathway to citizenship for non-legal residents is “absolutely essential” for manufacturers to help bring skilled workers to the United States.

So, we will be flooded with cheap labor, but Obama is fighting to get them higher wages so that when they get here, they will get paid more at McDonalds than the average American citizen graduate with a degree.

—-And Obama’s higher minimum wage idea, is hurting…once again—-veterans.

 Gamble Guest Care, which owns Shreveport Manor, explained in a statement its refusal to increase wage rates: “The additional labor expenses are simply unaffordable. As such, many long term care providers have indicated that they will no longer seek or renew V.A. contracts.”

The old guys will be out on the street again. Thanks Obama. We know you hate the military but putting the old guys out on the street?homeless vet

What did I learn from all this confusion?

I should be thankful I can still choose which jelly to put on my morning toast.

I might start hoarding.

May 14, 2014 Posted by | American Soldiers, Barack Obama, Benghazi, Uncategorized | , , , | 4 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Brandeis University VS Topeka High School

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have two American schools that are in contention for the Nobody’s Perfect Award: Brandeis University in Boston, VS High Schools in Topeka, Kansas.

It seems the administrators of both these institutions invited two very famous ladies to talk at their universities, but…they ran into some complications they didn’t expect:

Let’s start with Brandeis: Brandeis Universily

Not too long ago, Ayaan Hirsi—a woman who reminds you that all Hillary Clinton has done in life was push the wrong red button— was invited to speak at Brandeis University to receive an award for being such a great advocate for Muslim women’s rights.

After taking heat from some of its own over a decision to grant an honorary degree to an advocate for Muslim women who has made comments critical of Islam, Brandeis University withdrew the honor Tuesday night. More than 85 of the 350 faculty members signed a letter getting her booted off the honorary degree recipient. The university said in a statement that Somali-born Ayaan Hirsi Ali would no longer receive the honorary degree, which it had planned to award her at the May 18 commencement.

She was…Islamaphobic. ( I love it when liberals make up big names don’t you?)

You would be too if you had lived her life:

Ms Ali was raised a strict Muslim, survived a civil war, genital mutilation, beatings and an arranged marriage, and this was BEFORE she met Bill Clinton! (Sorry, I thought you might like to know the joke going on in my other mind))— and then, she renounced her faith and bravely worked with others to get out the message. She had to flee to the United States to save her own life. Muslim hero

And here’s why Brandeis University decided to cancel her: She had once said:

” Once it’s defeated, (Islam) it can mutate into something peaceful. It’s very difficult to even talk about peace now. They’re not interested in peace. I think that we are at war with Islam. And there’s no middle ground in wars.”

Yep, that’s what got her in trouble. Obama has declared, “We are not at war with Islam and never will be.”

Over 3800 online signatures tried to get her reinstated, but Hey…it’s Boston.

And then we come to Topeka, Kansas. Michelle Obama decided, at the last-minute, that she would come to Topeka’s graduation class and give a big historical shout out to the 60th anniversary of the Supreme Court, Brown vs. Board of Education,, brought against Topeka by some African-American parents. Topeka Kansas

You think Michelle would let THAT historical race market by without a big photo-op and propaganda message?

(Will she bring Oprah?)

Much to her surprise, over 2,000 people have signed a petition telling her to stay away.

Here’s what the petition said:

“We are honored to have the First Lady speak at commencement and the student body was literally crying and jumping for joy when the news was announced and we are in no way shape or form ungrateful for what the Board has done for us.

There are problems that come with the combining of the commencements. First of all, for most families in 501, money is short and we have spent hundreds of dollars buying graduation announcements that are now incorrect. The district has stated they will not refund this. Topeka High School’s graduation on its own takes approximately two and a half hours. The combining of five high schools will increase that to about six hours. With increased security the total time will be brought up to eight hours. Secondly, families have many people coming from states away taking sick leave to see the graduation. They will come to Topeka, only to find that they cannot be involved. Those with divorced families have to choose which side of the family they want to invite, this doesn’t even include siblings.”

Not to mention, everybody’s plans, and parties will be ruined because of the hordes of FBI and secret service that will be in town…streets will be shut down, hotel rooms already rented will be canceled. The ceremony will be 8 hours long and good luck finding a bathroom. Parents wait their whole lifetime for this event, but do you think that is going to stop the African Queen? Do you think she cares if people suffer by her decision?

THINK AGIAN!

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?Michelle obama not welcome

The faculty of Topeka, Kansas who did not say, “Well, we love to have you dear, but it would be much better if we just set up a big screen and have you deliver your message from the White House.” OR —the faculty of Brandeis University who did not want to offend their Muslim men donors?

You know what? I’m picking a winner: Topeka Kansas.

It’s one thing to ruin a hero’s life Ayaan Hirsi Ali..that’s just one life, and I’ve heard her speak. Her light only grew stronger from the snub. From what she has gone through…getting ditched by a bunch of elites is a laugh.

And Michelle, If I may say so myself: It’s immensely rude, and egotistical to ruin the lives of thousands of people’s one day of jubilation, just because you want to make a political speech to help your image.

Obama’s star is fading, and that’s why we are seeing Michelle everywhere.

So, congratulations Topeka! You win! Have fun!

 

April 21, 2014 Posted by | education, Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , , , | 3 Comments

Nobody Flashes Michelle’s China Vacation

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You have to feel sorry for the Obama’s girls. Instead of getting to go to Cancun for Spring Break, Mom decided to take them to on vacation to China. The Obama’s have now officially made it the policy that only photo’s they approve will be released…from now on. Did that stop the New York Times? NO! They sent their own photographers over to China, where they were shocked…just shocked:

The Examiner: Reporters say that they have been blocked from events, screamed at by officials, held back with red tape and told not to move from prepositioned lookouts, possibly to avoid taking embarrassing photos. On Monday, the New York Times filed a pool report about the first lady’s tour of Xi’an, a city dating to the 14th century. “Event below marred for press by obnoxious Chinese advance man screaming and shoving us behind his ever moving red tape line,” said the report. Sales of a popular t-shirt sold at stalls near the wall that show President Obama in a Mao military-style hat were temporarily banned.Obama Mao

 

Ah…banned? I bet Michelle got more than one to take home.

So, what can we say? Get used to it New York Times…it’s a new world and you work for them now.  You have for the last decade, it’s just that now, you don’t have to hide it anymore.

In the meantime, Michelle and the girls got to visit all the tourist spots at our expense.

 

Have fun girls! I know China is boring sometimes. But..don’t worry…odds are dad will let you go back to Cancun before he gets out of office.

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Just to remind you…..

 

 

March 24, 2014 Posted by | Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Gay Man, FIRED By Michelle Obama

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Yes, a gay man was fired from his job as Chef at the White House. Notice how I picked out the headline? It’s a falsehood. It was reported that the gay chef quit. If a republican President had accepted the resignation of a gay chef for whatever reason, THAT would be the headline, “GAY MAN FIRED BY GEORGE W. BUSH” insinuating that the President did not like gays. Gingerbread White House on display in the State Dining Room in Washington

But, in reality, he wasn’t fired, he just quit:

“Yosses is leaving the White House in June to work on a  new project focusing on “food literacy” and The New York Times says Michelle is  “partly to blame.” The openly gay chef was hired by Laura Bush in 2007 to make  his trademark cookie plates and sugar sculptures. Mrs. Obama took over in 2009  and ordered Yosses to make healthier plates in smaller portions.”

(Hired by Laura Bush? You mean a conservative first lady hired a…gay? I thought all conservatives were anti-gay? )Michelle obama cookie

“Yosses began replacing butter with fruit puree and sugar with honey and  agave. But Yosses was never fully committed to the new policy.

“I don’t want to demonize cream, butter, sugar and eggs,” Yosses said, noting  that his departure from the White House is a “bittersweet decision.”

Fancy that: Michelle Obama wanted the chef to stop making sweet things that have been made for centuries. Probably because, she was getting fat on them.

You can ‘say’ the chef quit, but in reality, Michelle forced him out. And this nobody, is proud of Yosses for sticking up for butter, eggs, and sugar. Comrade Michelle will have to find another chef to bully…or has she already?

March 18, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized, White House | , , | 2 Comments

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