Joyanna Adams

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“Are We Going to Set Our Hair On Fire?” Why Yes!

Nobody Knows

Here’s the big remark made by Obama’s press secretary today, when asked about whether Obama is doing a good job in Iraq:hair on fire

“Are we going to set our hair on fire?” because we lost a few cities?….he asked.

Well…sure! Obama has already set the world on fire, what’s a few more singed ends? Obama really doesn’t give a hoot about the democratic politics that have burnt down American cities, why should he care about some dustbin hole in Iraq?

It’s summer! The golf courses are in green.

Visions of Richard Pryor came to mind—Did this happen in the White House, a crack pipe got out of hand in the Oval Office, and some clever speech writer thought it would make a fine rebuttal to Obama’s failure in the Middle East?

Who says stuff like that at a press conference?

Nobody Knows…but nobody believes that Obama is going to ‘take Ramadi back’. or that he even wants to.  If he armed the Kurds and Christians MAYBE they wouldn’t run from ISIS, but they are the last people Obama wants to arm. Obama is running from ISIS as surely as the Iraq army he says will go back in and take back all that has been lost.

Just let him finish this putt.

By the way…he likes to run…have you noticed? His little jog, whenever he knows the camera’s are on when he exist his planes? He thinks it makes him look cool..

I’m waiting for the big trip.

And speaking of running…

Hillary Clinton is finding it harder  to run hide:Hillary emails two

From the Daily Caller:

New documents obtained by Judicial Watch and made public Monday show that then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and other senior officials under President Obama were given intelligence within hours of the Sept. 11, 2012, Benghazi attack describing how it had been planned at least 10 days in advance “to kill as many Americans as possible.”

Gee…that old news again? Men go out every night in Libya just to kill Americans. Heck, they go out in America to kill Americans. What do you want from this poor women? Her emails? She WANTS to give you those emails. Better yet, she wants to really talk to her old friends…because she has so many of them.  Like that Sidney Blumenthal who just happened to want to start businesses in Libya and sent her lot of emails telling her all about how a video is making people mad in Libya…

Hillary, caught in another lie. You’d almost think Bill was behind all of this, it’s just too good.

So when Hillary was at one of her staged events, a REAL reporter gave her a hard question…and DARE he.

She would answer his question in her own good time.

So, Hillary pops out like praise dog…and then back in again. She runs and hides. Back to her jet. Back to her luxurious life.  I wouldn’t doubt if she has at least ten maids to press her pantsuits. Michelle has 27, Hillary could do with a few more don’t you think?

And Nobody Knows I think this is about the most perfect ad ever made to sum up the Queen:

Nobody Knows how many people could survive a Queen right after we’ve had a Pharaoh, but I wonder how many people in the United States would vote for the Presidency to be stripped of all powers but state dinners?

Raise your hands?

What is never reported is how many state dinners Bill and Hillary threw in the White House when they lived there..And how much it costs us.

The couple that used to sell the Lincoln Bedroom has move up to selling foreign nations their time. If Hillary becomes President, she might be tempted to sell the whole House.

Nobody Knows that there is another sign of tyranny coming:

No, it’s not the canary in the mine shaft, but it’s close:rainwater

Now, the government OWNS all water: From Moonbattery:

You might be aware that it is illegal to collect rainwater on your own property in some states, but did you know that doing so could actually land you in jail? That is exactly what is happening to Gary Harrington of Eagle Point, Oregon. He is now facing a 30-day jail sentence and fines of more than $1,500.

His crime? Harrington has been collecting rainwater in three reservoirs on his property, and the government doesn’t like it. In Oregon, all water is considered property of the state whether it flows from the tap or falls from the sky.

Yes, you can’t collect your own rainwater in Oregon…and it’s only a matter of time before it becomes Federal Law.

And if that doesn’t set your hair on fire, remember:

You can go thirty days without touching Michelle’s lunches, but only 4 days without water.

Tell me these people aren’t on Coke.

May 19, 2015 Posted by | Uncategorized | 4 Comments

Ayn Rand’s Warning…

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Just a nobody daily reminder:

“It only stands to reason that where there’s sacrifice, there’s someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there’s service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to b the master. ” Ayn Rand


May 19, 2015 Posted by | tyranny, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect; Two Lost Teenagers VS John Kerry

Nobody’s Perfect

Admit it…everyone at sometime in his life gets lost. I once got lost in East St. Louis, by missing my turnoff at the highway crossing over the Mississippi. I put on my baseball cap, hunched down behind the wheel as low as I could, and prayed…nobody would notice my white skin, because it was about 2 O’clock in the morning. I truly thought I was as good as dead. And this was in 1975.

We’ve come a long way baby! stoned

So, this week, I thought we talk about a few lost souls that got lost last week: Two Teens in Canada VS John Kerry.

Let’s start with the two teens first.  Being typical teenagers, they thought that, “Hey dude! Let’s go get stoned in the park!” would be fun. Teenagers going into the woods to get stoned has been happening ever since The Whole Earth Catalog showed everyone how to grow marijuana in their backyards. It’s something that happens probably more often than bears shitting there.

Anyway…there they were, in Canada, roaming a 50-acre undeveloped park, wandering around lost, and decided, in their infinite wisdom to call 911 and ask for help because..they probably ran out of Oreo cookies.

When a police dispatcher asked one of the young men if there were any landmarks around, he responded that he saw trees. So the dispatcher tried asking him to shout “Help” to alert the searchers, according to Acting Sgt. Adam Morris. Instead, the man said “Yeah,” in a quiet voice.

“Our dispatcher was able to determine they were on something,” Morris said.

And then there’s John Kerry.John Kerry stupid

I swear to the Godda di Vida, I have NO idea where John Kerry is at any given moment in time…he is all over the place.  Even HE doesn’t know where he’s at.  I guess the plan when you are Secretary of State is not to make phone calls, but to GO to the actual place and talk to whomever will see you. And if they don’t see you, no problem: you can eat at some pretty nice restaurants. John Kerry goes to so many places, you can’t tell me he remembers where he is at, at any given moment, and I don’t think he really cares. He just wants to talk…to anybody.  Like those two teens, the reports we get from him are just as clueless and nebulous as those teens. Yesterday, he was in South Korea, and last week he was treading all over the middle East trying to get a deal with Iran. Now he is trying to write global laws for the internet:

Speaking on behalf of the Obama administration, Kerry said that Internet policy is “a key component of our foreign policy.”

First, no country should conduct or knowingly support online activity that intentionally damages or impedes the use of another country’s critical infrastructure. Second, no country should seek either to prevent emergency teams from responding to a cybersecurity incident, or allow its own teams to cause harm. Third, no country should conduct or support cyber-enabled theft of intellectual property, trade secrets, or other confidential business information for commercial gain. Fourth, every country should mitigate malicious cyber activity emanating from its soil, and they should do so in a transparent, accountable and cooperative way. And fifth, every country should do what it can to help states that are victimized by a cyberattack.

It’s that last part where John seems to find his place: Yes. Every country should to what it can to send money to other countries that need our help.stoned funny When it comes to redistributing the American taxpayers money, John Kerry is NEVER lost.

So who win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it the two teens, who probably dropped Acid and got so lost, the thought of having to sleep in a big scary forest at night without their X Boxes was just too much to bear?

Or is it John Kerry, who never recovered from losing the run for the Presidency to George W. Bush. He’s in some kind of weird “I can’t believe I lost” perdition.

Let’s put our hands together for John Kerry!

The teens had enough sense to dial 911…they KNEW they were &$%^UP.woods

John Kerry….has no clue..that he is. Like the teens, he is just taking a long lost walk—- in the woods.

Somebody dial 911!

May 19, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment


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