Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Email: The Good Citizen

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If you find this one offensive, go back to Air Force One, and have a drink.  Or back to the Mosque and pray for your own soul. 🙂IRan threat

(Thanks to Kris)

Please be warned! You may find the following story to be distressing.

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 Whilst strolling round the harbour this morning about 7 am, I noticed a character shouting:

“Allah be praised” and “Death to all infidels” and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn’t get help he would surely drown.

Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.

It is now 11 a.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet to respond.

I’m starting to think I wasted four stamps.

May 30, 2015 Posted by | Jihad, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

And HOW Did Al Gore Miss This?

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How about this? Is this not incredible or what? Make your trash into oil to run your MAD MAX machine. Never have to worry about the coming apocalypse! I want one.

And WHY is it not being done by our trash collectors? How come I haven’t seen Brad Pitt promoting this? What a great place to put all those plastic bags.

Imagine how much money the oil companies would lose if people starting buying these….which is why this great invention will probably never reach the masses.

But..great idea.

(Thanks to JR)

 

May 30, 2015 Posted by | science, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

   

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