Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect; Two Lost Teenagers VS John Kerry

Nobody’s Perfect

Admit it…everyone at sometime in his life gets lost. I once got lost in East St. Louis, by missing my turnoff at the highway crossing over the Mississippi. I put on my baseball cap, hunched down behind the wheel as low as I could, and prayed…nobody would notice my white skin, because it was about 2 O’clock in the morning. I truly thought I was as good as dead. And this was in 1975.

We’ve come a long way baby! stoned

So, this week, I thought we talk about a few lost souls that got lost last week: Two Teens in Canada VS John Kerry.

Let’s start with the two teens first.  Being typical teenagers, they thought that, “Hey dude! Let’s go get stoned in the park!” would be fun. Teenagers going into the woods to get stoned has been happening ever since The Whole Earth Catalog showed everyone how to grow marijuana in their backyards. It’s something that happens probably more often than bears shitting there.

Anyway…there they were, in Canada, roaming a 50-acre undeveloped park, wandering around lost, and decided, in their infinite wisdom to call 911 and ask for help because..they probably ran out of Oreo cookies.

When a police dispatcher asked one of the young men if there were any landmarks around, he responded that he saw trees. So the dispatcher tried asking him to shout “Help” to alert the searchers, according to Acting Sgt. Adam Morris. Instead, the man said “Yeah,” in a quiet voice.

“Our dispatcher was able to determine they were on something,” Morris said.

And then there’s John Kerry.John Kerry stupid

I swear to the Godda di Vida, I have NO idea where John Kerry is at any given moment in time…he is all over the place.  Even HE doesn’t know where he’s at.  I guess the plan when you are Secretary of State is not to make phone calls, but to GO to the actual place and talk to whomever will see you. And if they don’t see you, no problem: you can eat at some pretty nice restaurants. John Kerry goes to so many places, you can’t tell me he remembers where he is at, at any given moment, and I don’t think he really cares. He just wants to talk…to anybody.  Like those two teens, the reports we get from him are just as clueless and nebulous as those teens. Yesterday, he was in South Korea, and last week he was treading all over the middle East trying to get a deal with Iran. Now he is trying to write global laws for the internet:

Speaking on behalf of the Obama administration, Kerry said that Internet policy is “a key component of our foreign policy.”

First, no country should conduct or knowingly support online activity that intentionally damages or impedes the use of another country’s critical infrastructure. Second, no country should seek either to prevent emergency teams from responding to a cybersecurity incident, or allow its own teams to cause harm. Third, no country should conduct or support cyber-enabled theft of intellectual property, trade secrets, or other confidential business information for commercial gain. Fourth, every country should mitigate malicious cyber activity emanating from its soil, and they should do so in a transparent, accountable and cooperative way. And fifth, every country should do what it can to help states that are victimized by a cyberattack.

It’s that last part where John seems to find his place: Yes. Every country should to what it can to send money to other countries that need our help.stoned funny When it comes to redistributing the American taxpayers money, John Kerry is NEVER lost.

So who win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it the two teens, who probably dropped Acid and got so lost, the thought of having to sleep in a big scary forest at night without their X Boxes was just too much to bear?

Or is it John Kerry, who never recovered from losing the run for the Presidency to George W. Bush. He’s in some kind of weird “I can’t believe I lost” perdition.

Let’s put our hands together for John Kerry!

The teens had enough sense to dial 911…they KNEW they were &$%^UP.woods

John Kerry….has no clue..that he is. Like the teens, he is just taking a long lost walk—- in the woods.

Somebody dial 911!

May 19, 2015 - Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | ,

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