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We HAVE Hope Michelle….After Eight Years of Misery….

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If this isn’t the most sorry-ass piece of shit coming out of a woman’s mouth who was given the almighty privilege of living in the White house, and vacationing on the taxpayer’s dime, I don’t know what is.

No First Lady in the history of our Republic has ever been so arrogant, so WRONG, so elitist.

(Wait, there was Hillary. Okay, I take it back. There’s a tie. )

So…classless. So…IGNORANT. So…so…okay. Hold me back. I’ve kept my mouth shut for 8 years about the arrogance of this women, but not tonight.

I’m sorry. How these two rich bitches (Can you tell I really don’t care now what I say) have the nerve to continue to act as if Obama has done such wonders for our country, is beyond any sane person’s logic.

Oh…yes. Hope. Hope will save us…if you just give the Democrats about oh..say….50 more years. Hold on to hope. Hope is going get you that job. That house. That education. That medicine that you need to save your life, that you can no longer afford.

Just hold on to ….hope. Mama Michelle will be there to give you hope when you get a boo-boo.

How condescending! How…oooooooo0000000000….

I could…just scream.

Michelle, Obama, and about 100 staff and secret service have been dragged off to Hawaii for their month vacation. I hope, she saw that tonight, on her TV…the America that she thinks “has no hope.”

There was a TV special on tonight called “Rock the Troops.” Put on by….THE ROCK!

It was one big party, held at Pearl Harbor base, for our troops!

If Michelle had watched this she would have seen that hope abounds. We never saw anything like this when Obama was President.

The Rock has in the tradition of Bob Hope, brought entertaining the troops back into fashion.  America…is BACK! And it’s about damn time. It was one of the most uplifting things that I’ve seen in eight years.

I know it’s Christmas. I know, this doesn’t sound much like I have the Christmas spirit…attacking Michelle like this….but…

But there is one thing that I’m sure: Millions of American have hope, once again, knowing we will have: President Donald Trump.

Rock This Michelle: You could have respected your country enough, the country that gave you the HONOR of being the First Lady of the United States, and ended it on a high note. You could have ended it with dignity. With grace. Will the same tradition that every First Lady since the beginning of our country has…but no.

You just had to be your nasty self.

That’s okay, because you know what dear? Our soldiers will be free to be the best that they can be again. They will not longer have to suffer under a President and first Lady who really didn’t care for them at all, and I saw that happiness in their faces tonight.

It’s about TIME somebody started caring about our troops.

Now, pardon me, while I try as hard as I can to forget you.

Rock on Michelle..go on. Rock on, ……………….and rock out.

And thank you. Thank you for showing us…just in case some of us weren’t sure…that  you really are: ……..Clueless.

Clueless to what it means…to be…an American.



December 18, 2016 Posted by | Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Michelle Obama VS Kings of Saudi Arabia

Nobody’s Perfect

Striving for perfection is noble. But some people TRY to hit the mark of nobleness, only to leave the rest of us wondering how they could end up the mark of disgust instead.Michelle Obama

Take Michelle Obama for instance. On the day that America honors the veterans and soldiers who serve our country, she gave a graduation speech at the all black Oberlin College, and it had nothing whatsoever to do with the importance of that day…unless of course she was looking for black soldiers to recruit to her cause. The cause of black revolution.

Notice the words she uses in her speech:  She brags about Obama’s achievements while in office, but she cannot call it “progress.” …because it’s NOT progress. No it’s change:

“Think about how even with all the gridlock and polarization in Washington, we have made so much change these past six years:  12 million new jobs.  Sixteen million people who finally have health insurance.  Historic agreements to fight climate change.  Epic increases in college financial aid.  More progress on LGBT rights than any time in our history. And today, it is no longer remarkable to see two beautiful black girls walking their dogs on the South Lawn of the White House lawn.  That’s just the way things are now,” Obama said to applause at the liberal arts college.

Right, 12 million new jobs..mostly part-time, and MOST of those jobs went to immigrants. Depending on what site you are on, 80-97 percent. Epic increase in college financial aid, is higher taxes for people who can’t afford to even pay for their own college.  Gays have more rights and HER black girls can walk on the White House lawn. But…a black girl who tries to talk to the black President will be shot..and killed.

Remember that one? (And be sure to leave your black babies at home._

“See, that is how you will rise above the noise and shape the revolutions of your time. That is how you will have a meaningful journey on those clamorous highways of life. And, graduates, that is how you will carry on the proud legacy of this great institution for generations to come.”

If you read her big ‘change’ report, you have to wonder…blacks are doing worse than ever, Obamacare is failing all over, and saying that a black man got elected as President…leaves you with WHAT?

That’s ALL you have accomplished? And you didn’t accomplish that…did you?Saudi's

And then there’s Saudi Arabia, who needs more executioners:

With Amnesty International reporting at least 90 executions in 2014, Saudi Arabia is having to expand its ranks of religious executioners.

In the job advert posted on the Ministry of Civil Service website, the role is advertised as “executing a judgement of death”, but also states there may be the need to “perform amputations on those convicted of lesser offences.” The penalty of amputation, however, is rarely given by judges. According to Saudi lawyers it is considered “distasteful”. In for a penny, in for a pound, as they say.

What can you say about a Kingdom that just doesn’t have enough people to cut of all the heads?

 Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

The first Lady Michelle Obama, who is trying to continue to incite discontent and riots among black people…(Oberlin is a black college) telling them to revolt and take over?  (Sorry, that’s the message I get)

Why else talk about revolution? Who are they revolting against?

Or is it the Saudi Kings who have to advertise in the paper to find good men with sharp swords?

 Nobody Wins…The people of Saudi Arabia, and the citizens of America are both losers, because their leaders are tyrants. But the criminals in America have it better than Saudi Arabia. In Saudi Arabia, you’ll head will be cut off….

                                                                                                       Here, you can grow up to be President.

Obama and ice cream






May 26, 2015 Posted by | Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Michelle Obama VS School Bus Lady


Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have the first lady, Michelle Obama, VS School Bus Driver

Let’s start with Michelle…her federal lunch program is NOT popular. Veggies and fruits are served while the kids are starving:bug in food two

One concerned food service worker from Montana put it this way:  “It’s completely flip-flopped in terms of portion size.” The “new federal guidelines require vegetables to comprise the largest portion of a student’s lunch, while the entrée is now being treated as a side dish.”

Another school food service worker said that “Two ounces of protein won’t cut it for high school athletes.” Maybe Michelle feels that if she can work out those impressive biceps on an empty stomach, high school athletes who need food-driven power to plow through those football dummies should quit complaining and toughen up.

But…it gets worse. NOW..the kids are finding bugs in their food:bug in food one

And if your kid is starving, that could be the least of his worries. This lady bus driver decided to take a tip from Obama, and do a selfie of herself, and what she likes to do while driving the kids to and from school, she likes to drink beer:

The selfie, which was posted on Facebook shows, the driver for the Princeton City School District behind the wheel of her bus with her lips around a bottle of beer, WSYX reports.

The photo caused a brouhaha when parents and district officials saw it. The driver, whose name has not been released, was immediately fired by her employer, First Student Transportation.

Mmmmmm….they won’t release her name. Wonder why?

So…who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it the lunch lady who needed to drink while driving, putting the kids lives in danger? No doubt starving kids can get pretty feisty. school bus driver

Or is it our first “Lady” who could care less if the kids of the nation eat bugs, meat, or anything for that matter. She’s on vacation in Aspen, hitting the slopes and eating at the finest restaurants on our dime, while her husband plays golf…in Palm Springs.

Which reminds me…I was once gazing at Marie Antoinette diamond earrings on display in the New York Museum, and some kid behind me was bugging me. And so I said to him….

“See those earrings?” And he looked. “They were in the pocket of Marie Antoinette when they cut her head off.:”

“You’re lying!” said the brat.

“No, I’m not. It says so right here. You know why they cut her head off?” I asked.

The kid laughed, and shook his head. I had finally got his attention. “Because she STARVED her own people.”

A lesson we should pass down to all our children.

Let’s face it: Michelle Obama is starving the school children of America, while her kids eat Pizza, burgers, and whatever they like.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Michelle Antoinette. I hope she’s enjoying her Aspen vacation, don’t you?Michelle obama

By the way, this picture, is considered…”racist” So of course I posted it, to remind her:

‘Once upon a time….there was a queen….who starved her people…and she had diamonds…and furs….and…and….and…she…..’




February 16, 2015 Posted by | Food, Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Do We REALLY Need to Dance With Turnips?

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If you want to know just how low, the office of the Presidency has fallen, all you have to do is see our “First Lady”, or should I say, “First woman to ever dance with a turnip” send this message out on the White House site to the nation.

When I saw this, I asked my husband….  “So, what dishes are made with turnips?” I honestly have never used a turnip nor care to. But my husband said, “I used to eat them when I was a kid, I would put salt on them.”

Proof that my husband should be promoting turnips, NOT Michelle Obama…or is this video, something else?

Is this Michelle’s way of communicating a secret message? And if so? To Whom?

Does Obama want her to turn up for another fundraiser in that honky state of Iowa? And this is her way of telling him she is NOT doing it?

Is she telling Oprah she’d better turn up to help her husband or she knows ‘what’ will happen to her?

Is she telling kids they should turn up to school and dance with their turnips, because that’s all they are getting?

Or…has she just lost her mind and wants to start a soul group called, The Dancing Turnips?

I truly hope the “ladies’ of the nation make their own video’s, and dance with cupcakes, donuts, and Ding Dongs.

Let’s send a message.You can lead a nation to a turnip, but you can’t make them eat it!”


October 15, 2014 Posted by | Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

In Her Own Words: Michelle is Smarter than Obama

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Out of all the first ladies in my lifetime, my favorite was Laura Bush. I admired her for the image that she always presented. The Image, was fitting for the United States. But, that’s about it. I must admit, after the Bushes left office, they have done all the politically correct, ‘globalization” politics that you would expect of a Jimmy Carter or a Bill Clinton.Bushes ranch

They continue to try to make us believe that global policies, and pumping US tax dollars into the world, are good for the United States— but then–I recall that the Bush family ranch is sitting on the largest fresh water aqueduct in South America, and the utopian dream of politicians putting America FIRST, comes crashing down.

When the water war comes, the Bushes will be richer than King Saud.

Reminded of that–Barbara Bush, just looks like a very smart woman.

But, it IS all about the “world” isn’t it? Both the Obama’s and the Bushes are on the same global page of “We must reform the rest of the world, and we will do it with your money!”

The elite theme being pushed this week is AFRICA! America to the rescue! (Never mind China is already there.)

In this quote below, Michelle Obama let out the typical feminist exclamation: Women ARE superior to men. (We must help them too.)

 In a conversation with former First Lady Laura Bush at the U.S Africa Leaders Summit in Washington D.C. , Michelle Obama explained that as First Lady it was important to remember to use the position to highlight their personal interests:

“We can’t waste this spotlight, it is temporary and life is short and change is needed and women are smarter than men. And the men can’t complain because you’re outnumbered today,” she said as the audience laughed.

Nobody Says: There is absolutely no proof ANYWHERE that women are smarter than men. (Some women, but…on a curve…let’s not go there.)

That’s like saying the moon is superior to the sun. You can say it till you’re white in the face Michelle, and it won’t change.Michelle and Laura

There is so much wrong with that statement, (even if said in jest) that you have to wonder: Did Michelle Obama not know that MORE women graduate from universities than men? Why does she keep acting as if women are not getting opportunities when the facts prove the opposite?

(As if we don’t know that answer.)

According to The Department of Education, women are now earning the majority of college degrees in the US, with approximately 140 women graduating from college for every 100 men.woman and college

The proof that men are smarter is in that fact alone: Most of them are not stupid enough to waste their money on an inferior product, or are too busy building the rest of the world. Not to mention, the government is stacking the cards against them–the goal is to have the state raise the children. Men have to become obsolete for the state to take over complete control.

Obviously the Obama’s like to leave out facts.

Nobody Wonders if the New World Order is to have women run the world, when in fact, it will still be the men making the decisions in the background.

As for the Bushes dream of liberating women from Islam? Sweet, but not at all realistic.

Many men lost their lives for that utopian dream, and look what it got them. Maybe its time the men of Islam fight to free their own women.

As if.

Nobody Wonders: Is this dream of equality to Muslim women really about changing the world?—-Or is it just about the good feeling the elites get from saying it?

August 6, 2014 Posted by | feminist, Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Brandeis University VS Topeka High School

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have two American schools that are in contention for the Nobody’s Perfect Award: Brandeis University in Boston, VS High Schools in Topeka, Kansas.

It seems the administrators of both these institutions invited two very famous ladies to talk at their universities, but…they ran into some complications they didn’t expect:

Let’s start with Brandeis: Brandeis Universily

Not too long ago, Ayaan Hirsi—a woman who reminds you that all Hillary Clinton has done in life was push the wrong red button— was invited to speak at Brandeis University to receive an award for being such a great advocate for Muslim women’s rights.

After taking heat from some of its own over a decision to grant an honorary degree to an advocate for Muslim women who has made comments critical of Islam, Brandeis University withdrew the honor Tuesday night. More than 85 of the 350 faculty members signed a letter getting her booted off the honorary degree recipient. The university said in a statement that Somali-born Ayaan Hirsi Ali would no longer receive the honorary degree, which it had planned to award her at the May 18 commencement.

She was…Islamaphobic. ( I love it when liberals make up big names don’t you?)

You would be too if you had lived her life:

Ms Ali was raised a strict Muslim, survived a civil war, genital mutilation, beatings and an arranged marriage, and this was BEFORE she met Bill Clinton! (Sorry, I thought you might like to know the joke going on in my other mind))— and then, she renounced her faith and bravely worked with others to get out the message. She had to flee to the United States to save her own life. Muslim hero

And here’s why Brandeis University decided to cancel her: She had once said:

” Once it’s defeated, (Islam) it can mutate into something peaceful. It’s very difficult to even talk about peace now. They’re not interested in peace. I think that we are at war with Islam. And there’s no middle ground in wars.”

Yep, that’s what got her in trouble. Obama has declared, “We are not at war with Islam and never will be.”

Over 3800 online signatures tried to get her reinstated, but Hey…it’s Boston.

And then we come to Topeka, Kansas. Michelle Obama decided, at the last-minute, that she would come to Topeka’s graduation class and give a big historical shout out to the 60th anniversary of the Supreme Court, Brown vs. Board of Education,, brought against Topeka by some African-American parents. Topeka Kansas

You think Michelle would let THAT historical race market by without a big photo-op and propaganda message?

(Will she bring Oprah?)

Much to her surprise, over 2,000 people have signed a petition telling her to stay away.

Here’s what the petition said:

“We are honored to have the First Lady speak at commencement and the student body was literally crying and jumping for joy when the news was announced and we are in no way shape or form ungrateful for what the Board has done for us.

There are problems that come with the combining of the commencements. First of all, for most families in 501, money is short and we have spent hundreds of dollars buying graduation announcements that are now incorrect. The district has stated they will not refund this. Topeka High School’s graduation on its own takes approximately two and a half hours. The combining of five high schools will increase that to about six hours. With increased security the total time will be brought up to eight hours. Secondly, families have many people coming from states away taking sick leave to see the graduation. They will come to Topeka, only to find that they cannot be involved. Those with divorced families have to choose which side of the family they want to invite, this doesn’t even include siblings.”

Not to mention, everybody’s plans, and parties will be ruined because of the hordes of FBI and secret service that will be in town…streets will be shut down, hotel rooms already rented will be canceled. The ceremony will be 8 hours long and good luck finding a bathroom. Parents wait their whole lifetime for this event, but do you think that is going to stop the African Queen? Do you think she cares if people suffer by her decision?


So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?Michelle obama not welcome

The faculty of Topeka, Kansas who did not say, “Well, we love to have you dear, but it would be much better if we just set up a big screen and have you deliver your message from the White House.” OR —the faculty of Brandeis University who did not want to offend their Muslim men donors?

You know what? I’m picking a winner: Topeka Kansas.

It’s one thing to ruin a hero’s life Ayaan Hirsi Ali..that’s just one life, and I’ve heard her speak. Her light only grew stronger from the snub. From what she has gone through…getting ditched by a bunch of elites is a laugh.

And Michelle, If I may say so myself: It’s immensely rude, and egotistical to ruin the lives of thousands of people’s one day of jubilation, just because you want to make a political speech to help your image.

Obama’s star is fading, and that’s why we are seeing Michelle everywhere.

So, congratulations Topeka! You win! Have fun!


April 21, 2014 Posted by | education, Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , , , | 3 Comments

Nobody Flashes Michelle’s China Vacation

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You have to feel sorry for the Obama’s girls. Instead of getting to go to Cancun for Spring Break, Mom decided to take them to on vacation to China. The Obama’s have now officially made it the policy that only photo’s they approve will be released…from now on. Did that stop the New York Times? NO! They sent their own photographers over to China, where they were shocked…just shocked:

The Examiner: Reporters say that they have been blocked from events, screamed at by officials, held back with red tape and told not to move from prepositioned lookouts, possibly to avoid taking embarrassing photos. On Monday, the New York Times filed a pool report about the first lady’s tour of Xi’an, a city dating to the 14th century. “Event below marred for press by obnoxious Chinese advance man screaming and shoving us behind his ever moving red tape line,” said the report. Sales of a popular t-shirt sold at stalls near the wall that show President Obama in a Mao military-style hat were temporarily banned.Obama Mao


Ah…banned? I bet Michelle got more than one to take home.

So, what can we say? Get used to it New York Times…it’s a new world and you work for them now.  You have for the last decade, it’s just that now, you don’t have to hide it anymore.

In the meantime, Michelle and the girls got to visit all the tourist spots at our expense.


Have fun girls! I know China is boring sometimes. But..don’t worry…odds are dad will let you go back to Cancun before he gets out of office.

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Just to remind you…..



March 24, 2014 Posted by | Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Do These Rich Moms Care About YOU?

Nobody Cares

Here’s the latest puke Obamacare propaganda film made by the moms of Jennifer Anderson, Alicia Keys, (among others) and the most famous ‘single’ mom of all: Michelle Obama who claims she is being obnoxious because she loves you. That’s why I suppose, Obama has to lie every single day: He loves us.

I’m going to have NIGHTMARES tonight after watching this.

Notice how they all say how “bad” those kids of theirs were? In other words, only mom is an angel, and in the words of Michelle Obama “you guys are knuckleheads.”

Even if your 28, you’re still a child, and the state needs to take care of you.

Hey, I’m sure every one of these RICH kids could afford their own medical bills, they don’t NEED Obamacare, so if you happen to be that 32-year-old child who is feeling bad after watching this because these moms care for you…

Write them a letter and ask them to pay for yours. After all, they can afford it…you can’t.

Do I sound pissed off? Good.

March 14, 2014 Posted by | Michelle Obama, Obamacare, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Michelle Has Gone From Giving Free Cell Phones to a Life In a Nice Neighborhood!

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This very ’emotional’ gun control rant by Mochelle is so soppy with fakeness, it’s almost laughable. She has shifted from caring about the fat kids, to now caring about the fact that the fat kids need to feel safe, and not just from guns, but from all the evils of society, and unlike her, who had everything handed to her on a silver platter, those poor darlings don’t.

Here we see the combination of two agenda’s: Outlaw all guns, and move the black people into really NICE white neighborhood that the white people have been living in: Obama and Mochelle are going to give MORE than just food stamps!

You poor black people are going to get the BEST FROM HUD!!! – To ensure that “every American is able to choose to  live in a community they feel proud of,” HUD has published a new  fair-housing regulation intended to give people access to  better neighborhoods than the ones they currently live in. The goal is to help communities understand “fair housing barriers” and “establish clear goals” for “improving integrated living patterns and  overcoming historic patterns of segregation.” “This proposed rule represents a 21st century approach to fair  housing, a step forward to ensuring that every American is able to  choose to live in a community they feel proud of – where they have a  fair shot at reaching their full potential in life,” said HUD Secretary  Shaun Donovan. –

(Nobody suggest they start with Beverly Hills)

Nope. Obama can’t give you a job, but he can sure get you out of the Ghetto, where black drug dealers won’t kill you anymore!

What is so funny about this is that in my neck of the woods, they just spent over $ 1.3 million dollars giving the black kids a brand new, state of the art high school, and the kids did so badly, the school lost it’s accreditation. So now, 1300 students are being shipped to white neighborhoods, where the schools aren’t even half as nice. Even though they spent all that money, it was still considered to be the most dangerous high school in the city.

Nobody Remembers the old saying: You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink…

Her last sentence is a real screamer. Michelle would have been shot at 15…if ONLY.

I guess the cell phones were just not enough.

July 23, 2013 Posted by | Black History, education, Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Offers Condolances to Prisoner IN the White House

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Michelle Obama, just told the world, at a conference for women in Africa, why she is spending serious taxpayer money on monthly vacations around the world: she is just not digging hanging out at that prison called the White House:Michelle Obama prison

It went like this:

Because it can sometimes be a little confining, living in the White House is sometimes like living in a “really nice prison,” First Lady Michelle Obama said Tuesday, according to remarks sent to the press. No, there are prison elements to it,” Mrs. Obama responded. “But it’s a really nice prison, so –”
“But with a chef,” former First Lady Laura Bush reminded the crowd

.“You can’t complain,” Michelle Obama said. “But there is definitely elements that are confining.”

Hey, Michelle. Come to my house. We’ll trade. How many American would LOVE to be confined to the White House for eight years? A house where you never have to do your laundry, cook a meal, wash a window, mow a lawn, and eat the best cuisine in the world anytime you want.
–especially, when you then— get to go anywhere in the world and it doesn’t cost you a dime. Want to get out of the White House? How about a trip to the local mall— in Spain? Are all those hundreds of Christmas Trees in the White House getting you down? (that you did NOT have to put up) Well, take the girls to a skiing trip in Aspen! Or Europe. How about Paris? That’s right…just get out of that house Michelle, where you are SO miserable. A trip to Africa? Hey, why not?
Or, how about the Bahamas? And then there the many Hawaiian vacations…aren’t you due for another? Oh my god, we had NO idea. You poor thing.

The only time you are in the White House Michelle, is when you get to have a concert for yourself….like your upcoming birthday party.funny cat

Michelle Obama makes Marie Antoinette look like an orphan from Zimbabwe. Poor Michelle. She suffers so. Let’s send her our sincerest condolences…Or not. Spoken like the spoiled IMMATURE brat that she is. Cookie Roberts tried to come to her rescue, by saying this:

Martha Washington, our first First Lady, wrote in the first year that she was First Lady, she wrote to her niece that she felt like a ‘Chief State Prisoner,’” Roberts said.

Trying to save her face. But Martha Washington never said it in public. Martha Washington ran a farm, Michelle, on the other hand, like her husband, seems to be only able to run her mouth.

The difference between Martha and Michelle can be summed up in three words. Mrs. Washington– was a lady.

If it’s any consolation Michelle, many of us wish you weren’t even there. I personally will pray every day, that you get released from the “prison” that you so abhor.

You’re welcome.

July 2, 2013 Posted by | humor, Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: Michelle in Skinny Jeans…(expensive) Skinny Jeans…

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Evidently, Michelle Obama would rather wear a real hot sexul outfit to a Kids Choice Award, than anything that would give the kids the idea that she was actually a “MOM.” My self, I think if I were her— I would have had second thoughts about the “skinny” jeans. That’s the biggest front zipper that I’ve ever seen! Or did she stable that together? Doesn’t the White House have Mirrors?

Do I sound catty? Well? Sure I do! Even in Las Vegas, that’s a bit…suggestive. But then again, all the Obama’s got left is “style.” The substance is just not there. And…where are the bangs?

And for the amount of money it costs for the taxpayers to send her there, they could have left open the White House for another four years.

So, the only answer to this problem, is to reopen the White House and put them up in a Holiday Inn. After all, it’s being remodeled anyway…how much is THAT costing?


(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

A new standard in First Lady fashion.

Our First Hooker       

$1,596,899.49 to attend a one day national event dressed like a hooker.         Many thanks to the 51%        that voted them back in!

March 8, 2013 Posted by | American Culture, Michelle Obama | , , , | 1 Comment

White House Theme: We’re Spending LOADS of Your Money for our Holiday!

Nobody Wonders

Why would anyone put up 58 Christmas trees in the White House, and then…go to Hawaii and not even look at them? Is this a record for Christmas trees in the White House? And is that the biggest gingerbread house ever made?

While the country is about to be forced into a major depression, Obama and Mochelle seem to think nothing of spending another $4 billion on a three-week vacation (at our expense) in Hawaii…and that’s not counting the REAL cost. So…tell me—Why do they need 54 Christmas trees at the White House? Oh wait, they are called “Holiday” trees…right.

Oh..and just to make us all feel good about the fact that they ACT LIKE KINGS! They have announced that this year’s theme is JOY TO US! I mean…’Joy to All’

This year's theme is Joy to All.

(Translation: Have fun now folks, because in a few months, the joy will be gone.)

It celebrates the many joys of the holiday seasons, the joy of giving and service to others, the joy of sharing our blessings with one another and of course, the joy of welcoming our friends and families as guests into our homes over these next several weeks.

(“Service to others? Gee…how about doing  us all a big service and don’t tax us to death. Nobody’s sure, as soon as you get back from Hawaii, those 58 “holiday” trees will be chump change compared to the elaborate parties you are going to throw for your second inauguration. You want us to hate the rich? Well, you’re helping that theme right along.)

We've also continued the tradition of decorating trees throughout the House. We have 54 trees in the White House. 54! That's a lot of trees.

(Wow..Michelle…can count. Who knew? Let’s all send copies of our household expenses to Michelle….and ask her to count it all up. Maybe she can learn how to balance a budget, now that she can actually count. )

We have found some wonderful ways to pay tribute to your service and sacrifice as an important part of our holiday decorating efforts here at the White House. And it starts, as you all have seen, the minute visitors walk through the White House for their tours, the first thing they see, the very first tree they see, honors our men and women in uniform for the extraordinary sacrifice they and their families have made. And thanks to several of you here today, I know that this tree is now decorated with special gold star ornaments bearing the names of some of America's greatest heroes, those who gave their lives for our country.

(Service and sacrifice–translation: You WILL sacrifice everything, because we are going to take it from you. )

We are also honoring our military families with some very special decorations on the official White House Christmas tree that's in the Blue Room. That's the biggest tree in the house. It's huge, stands close to 19 feet tall, it is one of my favorite trees. This very special "Joining Forces" tree is covered with hand-decorated ornaments made by military children living in U.S. bases around the world.

(Oh…give the BIG tree to the vets because THEY didn’t get to vote. How generous of you. Many of the ones losing their jobs and benefits can now go and see their “joining forces” tree and feel better. Good thing you won’t be there.–smart. )

And of course, keeping with past holiday traditions, we have our annual White House Gingerbread House. Yeah, have you guys seen that yet? A White House holiday staple since the 1960s, this year's house weighs nearly 300 pounds so it's a pretty big house, and its walls are made to resemble granite, so he did some kind of technique to make it look like real granite. And it even includes chandeliers that light up. It glows.

(Come on Michelle,…put 58 Christmas trees in that GINGERBREAD House, and really make it glow. Wait…those are “holiday trees.” A gingerbread house that looks like concrete? Wow–very fitting. I would like to shake the hand of the artist.)

So..if you are wondering why anyone who had the privileged of spending Christmas at the White House with 58 beautiful trees..why in the world, would they want to leave?

Because.— Obama once so very gallantly said: You can put red lipstick on a pig…but it’s…still a pig.

Do you honestly think a Muslim wants to spend Christmas anywhere?


December 4, 2012 Posted by | Christmas, Michelle Obama, Muslims, Uncategorized, White House | , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Michelle Obama’s Jobs Growth Program

Nobody Gets Email:

Have you noticed? Obama and Michelle haven’t taken one of their expensive vacations this year. Well, here’s some fine facts from the Canadian Free Press that will get you to thinking, that if these two are reelected, YOU will be lucky to even be able to afford your next vacation at the “Putt-Putt” down the street. And you can be sure that, as soon as the election is over, they will be going on their most expensive vacations EVER. (Not to mention more rapper parties in the White House.) Remember as you are looking at all these “salaries” –How many “social” people are working for Obama? Next time someone makes fun of Mitt’s wife having horses, they should suggest that “At least she doesn’t need 22 people to get her dressed. ” (Thanks to Tom Beebe)

First Lady Michelle Obama’s Servant List and Pay Scale

The First Lady Requires More Than Twenty Attendants (That’s 22 to be exact)

1. $172,200         Sher, Susan (Chief of Staff)

2. $140,000         Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady.

3. $113,000         Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Services)

4.$102,000          Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady )

5. $100,000         Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief of Staff to the First Lady)

6. $90,000           Medina, David S. (Deputy Chief of Staff to the First Lady)

7. $84,000           Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)

8. $75,000           Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady,)

9.70,000              Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady.)

10. $65,000         Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)

11. $64,000         Reinstein, Jospeh B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)

12. $62,000         Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator for the First Lady.

13. $60,000         Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady.)

14. $57,500         Lewis, Dana, M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)

15. $52,500         Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)

16. $50,000         Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special-2 Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide to the First Lady)

17. $45,000         Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)

18. $43,000         Tubman, Samantha (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)

19. $40,000         Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief of Staff to the First Lady)

20. $36,000         Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)

21  $35,000         Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)

22.  $35,000        Jackson, Deila A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)

(This is community organizing at its finest.)

NOTE: This does not include makeup artist Ingrid Grimes-Miles, 49, and “First Hairstylist” Johnny Wright, 31, both of whom traveled aboard Air Force One to Europe.

There has NEVER been anyone in the White House at any time who has created such an army of staffers whose sole duties are the facilitation of the First Lady’s social life. One wonders why she needs so much help, at taxpayer expense, when even Hillary only had three: Jackie Kennedy one: Laura Bush one: and prior to Mamie Eisenhower social help came from the President’s own pocket.

Friends, these salaries add up to six million, three hundred sixty-four thousand dollars ($6,364,000) for the 4 years of office? And we are in a recession? Well, most of us are. I guess it’s okay to spend wildly when it’s not your own money.

Yes, Yes, I know. The Canadian Free Press has to publish this because the USA media is too scared they might be considered racist.


October 13, 2012 Posted by | corruption, Michelle Obama | , , | 2 Comments

Michelle’s Not So Victorious Victory School Lunches

Nobody Wins

Alex, is a big boy for 14. I have watched him grow up, and fill out, and last summer he was what you could call..obese.  I’d always see him at the pool—he never swam. Puberty had hit him, and he was there for the girls. And every day, he would get a big Mountain Dew.

“Hey, Alex, if you would quit drinking  that big Mountain Dew each day, and swim a few laps, you’d be thin by the end of the summer!”

He smiled really big. “I know! But I can’t stop drinking Mountain Dew! I gotta have my Mountain Dew!”

Alex could care less. He was not about to give up his Mountain Dew.

My son, at 14 looked a lot like Alex. But, one day he found an old calorie counting book in my library and starting counting calories.  He lost all his fat. He learned so much about how to lose weight he now helps others do it. And he did it all by himself.

But not every kid, or adult is the same. We all have different metabolisms. Our food has changed. Even the healthy food we eat is deprived of nutrients because our soils have been depleted. We are not getting the nutrients they had so long ago.

And don’t even get me into Monsanto…but you can’t just blame it on the food.

When I was young, kids played baseball after school. We walked everywhere. Now it’s not safe anymore for the kids to walk to the parks or even to their friends homes.  Look around you, you hardly EVER see kids playing baseball or football in the parks. They are all playing video games….for hours on end.

And now, Obama and Michelle have decided that they know how to slim down the kids, and the kids are complaining about the new menu.  They hate it so much they are now throwing the food away,  and going hungry.

Under the new regulations, cafeterias are required to serve twice as many fruits and vegetables while limiting proteins and carbohydrates. For an average high school student, that means two baked fish nuggets, a cup of vegetables, half a cup of mashed potatoes, one whole grain roll and 8 ounces of fat free milk is the fuel that served to get them through their last four hours of classes.

“We hear them complaining around 1:30 or 2:00 that they are already hungry,” said Linda O’Connor, a high school English teacher at Wallace County High School in Sharon Springs, Kansas. “It’s all the students, literally all the students… you can set your watch to it.”

What does that tell you? These kids will store MORE fat due to stress.

Remember when Michelle starting planting gardens on the White House lawn? She didn’t start that. She stole that idea from Eleanor Roosevelt. Eleanor spurred 20 million home gardens by planting one on the White House grounds in 1943. But she didn’t go so far as to dictate the schools’ lunch menus.  Now we have millions of “community” gardens, thanks to Michelle. Commune living is being incubated all over the country…quietly.

So, what are they telling the kids that are hungry because a couple of carrots just doesn’t cut it for the whole day?


Okay! Those kids will go to the nearest quickie mart and buy a nice big Mountain Dew  with some  Hostess Cupcakes, Twinkies, and Ding Dongs.

That’s what I would do, in fact, I used to do it. I never got fat from it. I walked everywhere.

Obesity is a problem, but everyone knows, the more exercise you get, the less you weigh.

Nobody Thinks they should put gym back into the schools.  When they took it out, all the kids started getting fat. Then the schools were so afraid of kids getting hurt, or bullied, or whatever—nobody was “equal” so they took it out.

The kids would lose weight, and not get hungry for cupcakes and soda. Their bodies would stop craving sugar. I know…Michelle got the “Let’s Move” program going—but how’s that working out? Like the rest of their big ideas…you see nothing.

You can’t tell people what to eat. They will rebel. Tell Michelle to keep her rules out of our schools.  It’s one thing to suggest healthy food, it’s quite another to control every single kid’s food intake for their whole day.

That’s a dictator. That’s not freedom…and Nobody Wins..

September 26, 2012 Posted by | Michelle Obama | , , , , , | 3 Comments

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