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Nobody Wonders: How Great IS a Peace “Distraction” ? Pretty Great.

Nobody Wonders

How the press could IGNORE this great signing at the White House today? I watched the whole thing, and it was truly, a fresh beginning of Jews and Muslims coming together to take part in the future of the world. To bring about peace, and prosperity.

This is how you unite the world. You could tell by the smiles on their faces they all believe this will work.

You get them off of war. Too many elites make TOO much much money from it. And that includes our own global elites.

ONLY President Trump could have thought of this way to get the Middle East to come to their senses about Israel. Nobody Wonders, what Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, and George W. are thinking tonight. Carter ran around the world putting the U.S. down, and praising Muslims at every chance. Clinton, was of course, trying to give Arafat everything he wanted, only to be ignored. Obama sided with Iran, and decided to give them billions, only to use that money to kill our own soldiers. Year after year all we heard was “The poor Palestinians.”

That was the PLM “Palestinians Lives Matter” we had to endure for so many years.

Nobody Wonders HOW the progressives are going to 1: Attack the deal and 2: Take credit for it when it works.

What’s Biden going to say? “This was a terrible deal for climate change, because it will cause more greenhouse gases....” I don’t know, but it will be stupid whatever it is.

Pelosi has already come out and said it was “a detraction.” Well, she’s right! President Trump is trumping up ANOTHER major victory while they are going around telling everyone HE is responsible for the deaths from the Wuhan Virus. Nobody is listening to their propaganda, because this truly was a remarkable achievement.

They have GOT to be hysterical about this one. I might have to turn on CNN just to watch the meltdown.

It’s a great day for America. It’s a great day for the world.

Once again, our President makes us proud. Let’s hope, one day, no more of our boys will have to come home in body bags.

And no more mothers in the Middle East will have to feel, the loss of her sons.

What more could we hope for?

Nobody Wonders…could this be the start of a healing planet? Abraham would be proud.

We can only hope.

September 15, 2020 Posted by | American History, War, White House | , , | Leave a comment

Gay Man, FIRED By Michelle Obama

Nobody Reports

Yes, a gay man was fired from his job as Chef at the White House. Notice how I picked out the headline? It’s a falsehood. It was reported that the gay chef quit. If a republican President had accepted the resignation of a gay chef for whatever reason, THAT would be the headline, “GAY MAN FIRED BY GEORGE W. BUSH” insinuating that the President did not like gays. Gingerbread White House on display in the State Dining Room in Washington

But, in reality, he wasn’t fired, he just quit:

“Yosses is leaving the White House in June to work on a  new project focusing on “food literacy” and The New York Times says Michelle is  “partly to blame.” The openly gay chef was hired by Laura Bush in 2007 to make  his trademark cookie plates and sugar sculptures. Mrs. Obama took over in 2009  and ordered Yosses to make healthier plates in smaller portions.”

(Hired by Laura Bush? You mean a conservative first lady hired a…gay? I thought all conservatives were anti-gay? )Michelle obama cookie

“Yosses began replacing butter with fruit puree and sugar with honey and  agave. But Yosses was never fully committed to the new policy.

“I don’t want to demonize cream, butter, sugar and eggs,” Yosses said, noting  that his departure from the White House is a “bittersweet decision.”

Fancy that: Michelle Obama wanted the chef to stop making sweet things that have been made for centuries. Probably because, she was getting fat on them.

You can ‘say’ the chef quit, but in reality, Michelle forced him out. And this nobody, is proud of Yosses for sticking up for butter, eggs, and sugar. Comrade Michelle will have to find another chef to bully…or has she already?

March 18, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized, White House | , , | 2 Comments

Obama Doesn’t WANT Trump’s Money? Mmmmmm..

Nobody Flashes

As I supported the RICH man Donald Trump in the last election, many of my readers lost hope in me. But I had my reasons: If we are going to be ruled by an oligarchy, why not put a man in who loves the country and who actually could BEAT Obama?Donald Trump 2

Yes, I happen to know many democrats that would have voted for Trump.

I liked it when he questioned Obama’s birth certificate, and when he said he would build a party room for the White House so they wouldn’t have to keep throwing parties out on the lawn…and now, thanks to a suggestion from Newt Gingrich (who by the way, could afford to throw in a few bucks too) he is offering to pay for the White House Tours that Obama closed down.

From Newsmax:

Donald Trump says he’s willing to rescue the White House tours by financing the costs of the popular tourism activity the Obama administration cancelled last week as automatic spending cuts took hold.

“I guess it’s political. They want to hurt the people,” he said. “It’s just really ridiculous. I don’t think it’s a big deal, frankly. But it does make us look awfully bad and awfully pathetic.”

Yes, a fine word for Obama: pathetic.

I like it.  Nevertheless, Trump is out nothing because he knows Obama won’t take the offer, so therefore he can make himself look good by saying he’d do it, not that he wouldn’t do it…just that he didn’t get rich by making bad bets.

Anyway, I know he has drawbacks…but if we have to have a big rich ego in the White House, I’d take my chances with Donald.  White House tours

Okay…so he likes to put his name on buildings, but what politician hasn’t?

Don’t worry…this Nobody’s Pick for President will never happen….and that’s a good thing, because Donald would want his kids to become future Presidents, and we would probably have another family dynasty we would never get rid of.

March 11, 2013 Posted by | American History, Donald Trump, White House | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Poor Obama…Has to ‘Work’ 4 more years…

Nobody’s Perfect

It’s a “cliff-hanger” of suspense…If ‘President’ Obama and the Congress don’t make a deal in the next couple of days…I’ll have to sell my old drum set, and my grandfather’s old watch,  and Timmy Geither will just have to move to Switzerland.  But gee…what’s a President to do? He won the election, booked a 3 week vacation in Hawaii…and now he has to fly back Washington D.C. to “talk” again to the same people who he didn’t want to talk to in the first place.

How unfair is that?obama in Hawaii

First, we heard he was coming in Wednesday morning. got updated to Thursday afternoon. THEN it go moved to more like Thursday night. Michelle wasn’t about to cancel her fun, so, will Obama come here for a Photo-op and go back out to Hawaii?

And how much will that cost us?

Or will he just bring his golf buddies back with him and take Air Force One down to Cancun?

It’s just so annoying to have your vacation interrupted by the Nation’s business. BUT..there IS a solution, and I’m so glad Nobody thought of it. Because it’s not being reported that the Obama’s have bought a house for $40 million dollars in Hawaii. I’m sure they have got a lot to do…especially hiding the fact that they are part of the 1% they keep talking about.Obama's Mantion

Barack and Michelle have just purchase an estate in close proximity to land owned by the University of Hawaii, where the Obama presidential library and “political center” will be located. The estate is valued at $40 million. There’s a movie theater in the mansion and it already is set up to play ALL of Obama’s speeches over the last 20 years – in a continuous loop. ”It was fun while it lasted”, Miss Marion is quoted by Chicagoans as saying, “but wait until you see the place they’re buying for Michelle and Barack!”Obama's Mama

What we need to do, is get Obama…”THE BEAM,” and it’s a steal at $16,000. It walks, it talks, it connects, and it will save the taxpayers BILLIONS…no make that TRILLIONS of dollars. All it will need is one body guard to take it up and down stairs.

Take it from a boss who loves it!

Palo Alto, Calif.–Engineer Dallas Goecker attends meetings, jokes with colleague and roams the office building just like other employees at this company in Silicon Valley. But Goecker isn’t in California, he’s more than 2,300 miles away, working at home in Seymour, Indiana. It’s all made possible by Beam…a mobile video-conferencing machine that he can drive around his company’s offices and workshops in Palo Alto. The five–foot-tall device, topped with a large video screen, gives him a presence that makes him and his colleagues feel like he’s actually there.

Think of the GAS he is saving! Think of all the plane tickets he won’t have to buy! Think of the fact that he can’t touch his secretary in all the right places!Japanese work robots

I think the Republicans would LOVE it. They might like talking to a robotic screen so much, all kinds of deals would get done. In fact, I say we send them all one, and let them stay home in their districts, where they might have to actually SEE the damage they are doing to the country.

Or they could ALL move to Hawaii!

Software engineer Josh Faust beams in daily from Hawaii, where he moved to surf, and plans to spend the winter hitting the slopes in Lake Tahoe. He can’t play ping-pong or eat the free, catered lunches in Palo Alto, but he otherwise feels like he’s part of the team.

So, there you go. I think it would work. Beam them in. Let Obama go back to Hawaii and stay there…and you know what? He won’t need Air Force One anymore. Park that gas-guzzling sucker Mr. “President” in D.C.

You would save so much money, that we could expand welfare, and nobody would have to work, ever again. Use it to give free Airplane rides to Hawaii to visit your house!

After all…we paid for it. Obama's living roome


December 26, 2012 Posted by | Obama, technology, The rich, Welfare, White House | , , , , , | Leave a comment

White House Theme: We’re Spending LOADS of Your Money for our Holiday!

Nobody Wonders

Why would anyone put up 58 Christmas trees in the White House, and then…go to Hawaii and not even look at them? Is this a record for Christmas trees in the White House? And is that the biggest gingerbread house ever made?

While the country is about to be forced into a major depression, Obama and Mochelle seem to think nothing of spending another $4 billion on a three-week vacation (at our expense) in Hawaii…and that’s not counting the REAL cost. So…tell me—Why do they need 54 Christmas trees at the White House? Oh wait, they are called “Holiday” trees…right.

Oh..and just to make us all feel good about the fact that they ACT LIKE KINGS! They have announced that this year’s theme is JOY TO US! I mean…’Joy to All’

This year's theme is Joy to All.

(Translation: Have fun now folks, because in a few months, the joy will be gone.)

It celebrates the many joys of the holiday seasons, the joy of giving and service to others, the joy of sharing our blessings with one another and of course, the joy of welcoming our friends and families as guests into our homes over these next several weeks.

(“Service to others? Gee…how about doing  us all a big service and don’t tax us to death. Nobody’s sure, as soon as you get back from Hawaii, those 58 “holiday” trees will be chump change compared to the elaborate parties you are going to throw for your second inauguration. You want us to hate the rich? Well, you’re helping that theme right along.)

We've also continued the tradition of decorating trees throughout the House. We have 54 trees in the White House. 54! That's a lot of trees.

(Wow..Michelle…can count. Who knew? Let’s all send copies of our household expenses to Michelle….and ask her to count it all up. Maybe she can learn how to balance a budget, now that she can actually count. )

We have found some wonderful ways to pay tribute to your service and sacrifice as an important part of our holiday decorating efforts here at the White House. And it starts, as you all have seen, the minute visitors walk through the White House for their tours, the first thing they see, the very first tree they see, honors our men and women in uniform for the extraordinary sacrifice they and their families have made. And thanks to several of you here today, I know that this tree is now decorated with special gold star ornaments bearing the names of some of America's greatest heroes, those who gave their lives for our country.

(Service and sacrifice–translation: You WILL sacrifice everything, because we are going to take it from you. )

We are also honoring our military families with some very special decorations on the official White House Christmas tree that's in the Blue Room. That's the biggest tree in the house. It's huge, stands close to 19 feet tall, it is one of my favorite trees. This very special "Joining Forces" tree is covered with hand-decorated ornaments made by military children living in U.S. bases around the world.

(Oh…give the BIG tree to the vets because THEY didn’t get to vote. How generous of you. Many of the ones losing their jobs and benefits can now go and see their “joining forces” tree and feel better. Good thing you won’t be there.–smart. )

And of course, keeping with past holiday traditions, we have our annual White House Gingerbread House. Yeah, have you guys seen that yet? A White House holiday staple since the 1960s, this year's house weighs nearly 300 pounds so it's a pretty big house, and its walls are made to resemble granite, so he did some kind of technique to make it look like real granite. And it even includes chandeliers that light up. It glows.

(Come on Michelle,…put 58 Christmas trees in that GINGERBREAD House, and really make it glow. Wait…those are “holiday trees.” A gingerbread house that looks like concrete? Wow–very fitting. I would like to shake the hand of the artist.)

So..if you are wondering why anyone who had the privileged of spending Christmas at the White House with 58 beautiful trees..why in the world, would they want to leave?

Because.— Obama once so very gallantly said: You can put red lipstick on a pig…but it’s…still a pig.

Do you honestly think a Muslim wants to spend Christmas anywhere?


December 4, 2012 Posted by | Christmas, Michelle Obama, Muslims, Uncategorized, White House | , , , , | Leave a comment

President Hillary


Nobody Remembers

Listen to this and TRY not to get mad.

Here’s the response from our ‘President’ Hillary Clinton, to the anti-American Muslim violence happening all over the globe. I call her the President right now because our imposter ‘President’ is flying around the country having a good time doing what he likes to do most: Stand in front of adoring crowds, and pontificate about his own greatness.

Here’s Hillary, apologizing for the US, and rewriting  American history. Both Obama and Hillary have lately been spurting  out the most absolute nonsensical lie: That the United States was filled with Muslims at its founding.

What are they smokin?

Poppycock. Nobody Remembers the only Muslims that came to the United were a few thousand around 1890, long after its founding.

Jefferson’s “Koran” was just another book in his library. NOT some book he believed in or thought was noble in any way. But Obama leads the world to believe Jefferson honored his “Koran.”

Double Poppycock.

In fact, America’s first war with “Islam” and the Middle East, was during Jefferson’s Presidency.

For over  300 years the Barbary pirates wrought devastation on trade, at the top of Africa–robbing and killing anyone in their path.. They dealt heavily in human trafficking. The Ottoman Empire relied on the enslavement of non-Muslims as a crucial part of its social and economic structure. Slaves filled the Harem.

When John Adams met with the ambassador of Turkey, he told Adams that the Barbary States were in fact “the sovereigns of the Mediterranean” and America could not hope to be safe without a treaty. Adams rightly feared that such an accord would cost a bundle. Subsequent negotiations between Jefferson and the ambassador arrived at a price of $1,000,000 (10% of the American budget).  And every year it went up. Adams advised Jefferson that Paying tribute will merely invite more demands, and even if a coalition proves workable, the only solution is a strong navy that can reach the pirates.

 As Jefferson wrote to Adams in a July 11, 1786, letter, “I acknolege [sic] I very early thought it would be best to effect a peace thro’ the medium of war.”

In 1799 when George Washington died, the Pasha of Tripoli demanded a gift of $10,000 in honor of the dead President. By 1801 when he didn’t get his gift quickly enough he had the flag front of the US embassy cut down-a rather overt declaration of war.

(Now that just means a small group of misunderstood Islamic guys are upset, because WE are so insensitive.)

“From what I learn from the temper of my countrymen and their tenaciousness of their money,” Jefferson added in a December 26, 1786, letter to the president of Yale College, Ezra Stiles, “it will be more easy to raise ships and men to fight these pirates into reason, than money to bribe them.”

So, what? Hillary and Obama never took a history course? She says Islam is a “Great religion” A GREAT religion?

So, does this mean that Obama and Hillary think a religion that cuts people’s hands off, forbids free speech, treat their women like cattle, and kills gays and Christians…is great?

Well, she said it…she must believe it.

What does that tell you about her?

Hillary also says this remarkable thing: “Islam respects the fundamental dignity of human beings.’

Uh…can you believe she made this comment?

Either the Muslims have nukes all over the US and hold our leaders as hostages, or Obama and Hillary honestly think that by sucking up to the Muslims, and talking to them like 5-year-olds, that they will leave us alone. If that isn’t the epitome of stupidity I don’t know what is.

Nobody listened to this: and I’m still mad.





September 13, 2012 Posted by | Hillary Clinton, Middle East, Uncategorized, War, White House | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Reviews: Jack Abramoff


Nobody’s Opinion

 Jack Abramoff…not exactly a household name. I heard Jack on Michael Savage not too long ago.  If you watch Jay Leno, you know that not many people even know who our Vice President is, let alone who Jack Abramoff was.

Jack Abramoff…was one of the best lobbyist in history…and he hasn’t been out of jail for long. (2010)

Jack told Michael that the time he spent in jail made him realize, that even though in his job as a high paid lobbyist, he committed “crimes,” he never saw it that way at the time. Giving Congressmen money and gifts was just part of every good lobbyist’s job.

“What I did not consider then, and never considered until I was sitting in prison, was tha contributions from parties with an interest in legislation are really nothing but bribes. Sure, it’s legal for the most part. Sure, everyone in Washington does it. Sure, it’s the way the system works. It’s one of Washington’s dirty little secrets but it’s bribery just the same. “

After reading Jacks’ new book, Capitol Punishment, you realize that our whole political system is run on corruption and bribes, and you start wondering how much money is being given to Presidential candidates for their campaigns, not only from US companies, but from foreign countries?

And what do those foreign countries expect in return? Bill Clinton’s Presidential Library was practically built by donations from the Saudi Kings. What did he do for them? The same Saudi donations went to George W. Bush ‘s Presidential Library…what? Are we not drilling for oil so that President’s can have billons dollar monuments— so that they can be immortalized forever… by Saudi Kings?

Nobody Wonders about that…a lot.

Jack tells you in the book just how easy it was for a Russian leader to give a million dollars to Tom Delay by losing in a round of golf.

For those of you, who like me, had no clue what Jack Abramoff did to go to jail: He was accused of stealing money from the various Indian Casinos. Jack was hired by many of them to lobby Congress on their behalf –to help them… 1. KEEP the profits they made…and 2. make more.

For his hard work, Jack got paid around $300,000 a year….(the average for lobbyists) but in his estimation, he saved them billions.

Jack was a superman when it came to getting things done: to bribe Congressmen, he would get them the best tickets in town to any sports game going on: take them on trips around the world to play golf, and then make all his contacts (which were in the thousands) give Congressmen big fat other words…the whole culture of Washington is set up in bribes. Big businesses pay big bribes to big Congressmen, who vote this way or that on some big project.

It also runs major league sports teams too it seems, but that’s another blog.

That’s how Washington is run: You give to me, I’ll see that the government stays off your back, or as in GE’s case…you don’t have to pay any taxes. Or you can get out of Obamacare… Or in the case of Solyndra…you give Obama campaign money, and Obama will give you billions of taxpayer dollars.

So,…the very men that Jack gave big money to put in their campaign coffers, turned around and helped put him in jail. The question is why?

In an honest world, he should have gone to jail..but then, so should every lobbyist and every Congressmen in Congress. No matter what you think of Blogo’s hair, he is telling the truth.

When it comes to selling Obama’s senate seat. They ALL do it.  Just about everything in Washington has a price, and the Congressmen do not think taking money for their vote is illegal. For instance, Jack gives an example:

Congressman Bustamante once said to Jack:

“The Defense Department is planning to place a new naval base in the Gulf of Mexico, and I want it for my district. I hear they are looking at Florida instead. If I get that base, you get the votes. (for his casino) If I don’t, you don’t. The votes are from the Hispanic Caucus and they are solidly in my control. What do you say?”

I must admit: the book is not what I expected. It’s mostly a testimony for a life that wasn’t all that bad, a man justifying to the world that what he did, was mostly good stuff. He built Jewish schools. He helped organized the Republican Party in all states of the nation. He helped Ronald Reagan get in the White House. He was great friends with Grover Rehnquist, Mark Levin, and Tom Delay.

He’s not so enamored of Newt Gingrich, John McCain, or George Clooney, who once said on the Golden Globes awards, “What kind of parents would name their kid “Jack” when his name ends in ‘off?’ No wonder that guy is screwed up!”

It drove his daughter to tears.  

Yes, Jack lets you know all that goes into being a lobbyist, and what the book does do, is make you think about the whole concept of “lobbying.” You come away with the impression that— “Okay, we now know they all took bribes..but what does Jack leave out?”

Prostitutes? Drugs? What? I’m convinced that Jack Abramoff knows more than he will ever tell because he loves his family. He’s not about to risk his life, or theirs.   He swam with the sharks, he was the shark, and somewhere along the line, they went after him…because he knew too much.

And he was a devote Jew. I don’t know why, but I wouldn’t rule out his devotion to his religion as being a target. Somewhere along the line, and once in a while…our most corrupt politicians throw someone to the sharks..just to keep themselves out of jail. And the ones they throw into jail: know too much, or don’t follow orders.

If you don’t have time to read the book: go to the last chapter. Jack makes excellent suggestions:

“The reason there are tens of thousands of lobbyists is because the ever expanding federal government creates ever increasing opportunities of abuse. The more the federal does, the more lobbyists there will be to protect special interest at the expense of the common interest. “

“We need to eliminate any contribution by those lobbying the government participant in a federal contract or otherwise financially benefitting from public funds. If you get money or perks from elected officials be you a company, a union, an association, a  firm, or an individual, you shouldn’t be permitted to give them so  as one dollar.”

“Lobbyists should be banned from contribution to official organization and campaign funds. They should be banned from gift given as well.”

“Post public service lobbying employment needs to be eliminated. If you choose to serve in Congress or on a congressional staff, you should be barred for life from working for any company, organization or association which lobbies the federal government. “

Nobody Says—They should throw in that Presidential Advisors can’t get cushy jobs on major televisions networks to “lobby” the American people either for their X- bosses :  Dana, Rove–Mathews, Stephanopoulos…

“If you choose public serve choose it so serve the public. not your bank account. “

“Representatives should be allowed to serve for three terms of two years, senators for two terms of six year then they should get out of town.”

 “Apply every federal law enacted by Congress to the Congress itself. “

Anyone can see that these are excellent…and this Nobody hopes Jack continues now to use his “gifts” for lobbying every one he knows…to keep our Constitution.

The Constitution could use a good lobbyist right now. If Jack wants redemption…Nobody suggests Jack  starts with saving that, before it’s sold to Saudi’s for a future Obama Presidential Library.  THAT would be an honest day’s work, and a much better legacy.

March 19, 2012 Posted by | Congress, conspiracy, corruption, criminals, democrats, GE, Obama, Presidents, Ronald Reagan, White House | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Obama’s Tea Party

Nobody Cares

Last week all the talk was about how the Obama’s hid a Halloween party in 2009 that they gave for themselves and their kids at the White House because, they didn’t want the ‘people’ to think badly of them: throwing a party while the country was suffering. Come on: When has THAT ever stopped them? (Shouldn’t that salt that she is holding be a TEA BAG?)

The real reason was that the movie, “Alice in Wonderland” had NOT been released yet, and about half the country would have stayed home if they had found out that the Johnny Deppster was a big Obama supporter.

Anyway…The White House has corrected us all: THAT Halloween party was thrown for children of the military!

Well, now…that’s different. They decorated the White House with the finest ghoulish decor, which Nobody Thinks fits the theme of the occupants at the moment perfectly. They served blood looking drinks in glasses, and had a merry old-time, with the famous movie star, Johnny Depp. Personally, I don’t see what the fuss is about: Hillary Clinton threw a party every single day she was in the White House, serving thousand-dollar plate dinners, and by the looks of it, she spent a lot more money on White House Parties than the Obama’s so far. You can see all her parties in a book that she wrote.

Better yet: don’t. Wait for Obama’s White House Party Dinner book to come out and compare.

Today I looked for the World Series Cardinals, who were supposed to be honored by Obama at the White House. But…I guess he didn’t have time because Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt showed up, who are MUCH more important to Obama than a bunch of smelly baseball players.

Military Child Gets to Meet The Ghost of Obama's Future

Being as this party was for the kids of military families, I want to proudly show this:

IN this first picture, we see two children. The boy is obviously well pleased to get his picture taken with the daughter of no doubt, a general. Some of those kids in the background look like they are having a wonderful time!  We also see a fine imitation below of President Bill Clinton, celebrating the many years and parties he has given in the White House. The decor is just stunning. Artistically creating the very FEEL of the Obama home, and just how a Obama Tea Party should feel. Not to mention, the giant pumpkin head standing on all the other little pumpkin heads pretty much sums up the feeling of the country right now. Obama is Pumpkinhead.

The fun for the kids was not only on the inside party, oh no. Having men dressed up as skeletons marching around outside of the White House put JUST the right touch on the party that every military boy and girls dreams about! So very clever.

Nobody hopes the Obama’s release ALL their future parties pictures: After all, they are living in OUR house, spending OUR money, and its good to know that they care for our military children.

Now..pass the salt.

January 11, 2012 Posted by | humor, Michelle Obama, Uncategorized, White House | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Remembers: First Lady Obama Fashions

Nobody Remembers

Actually, I don’t. I don’t remember any first lady in the history of the United States feel like she had to run right out to Target and pick up some cheap stuff. So, when this was captured today and put all over the internet you have to ask yourself…

1. Is she on the board of ‘Target’?

2. How about Nike?

3. Is this all about trying to show she is sympathetic to the “poor” people, because she wants their vote?

4. Could that body-guard behind here look any more paranoid?

5. Is that “Pink Flush” she is wearing on her lips?

6. Could she buy an uglier pair of sunglasses?

7. Do you REALLY think that Michelle Obama would stand in line for anything?

And let’s not stop here: We must remember Michelle’s taste in clothes..refined. Who could forget the dress she wore when Obama accepted the Democratic nomination?

Oprah was in tears…beause the dress looked like someone had dropped about 8 gallons of vampire blood down the front. It was symbolic of course. Grace, style…revenge. Trademarks of a true patriot.

And how about the seven thousand dollar shoes?

Michelle, you have to say, has the best designers in the world making her outfits. But obviously , it’s just not her taste.

I say, we let her wear Target around the White House. Take off those designer gowns Mrs Obama, come down to the poor house with the rest of us!

Just promise us one little favor. Next time you visit the queen, wear something a bit more..respectful. We don’t want the Queen to think you’re…tacky, now do we?


September 30, 2011 Posted by | democrats, Michelle Obama, Nonsense, Obama, White House | , , , | 2 Comments

Obama: It’s MORE than just a name…

Nobody’s Perfect:

Obama loves Islam.

Hey, It’s Nobody Get Email weekend. We’ve all heard Obama say these things, but Nobody Remembers just how many times he has professed a love for the Muslim faith. Frankly, while I was watching this I was wishing he could have been talking about Americans. Sad. Maybe his “fundamentally changing America” has more meaning than redistributing the wealth.

Nobody Thinks the candidates should be talking more about this, and China.

(Thanks to Pattie)

September 3, 2011 Posted by | corruption, Middle East, Obama, Presidents, White House | , , | 3 Comments

Motowning the White House

Nobody Reports another “Black” party at the White House, with a few token whites let in for good measure. Joe Biden came dressed to honor his black roots, and the fact that he has shown, much to his credit, no semblance of a negro dialect, is worth mentioning.
I now know why Obama claimed to be black on the last census. If you are black, you can make every month black history month and throw a big party— which is just what the King and Queen of black Presidential history did…they threw another big party for their closest friends and themselves, at the White House, at our expense…of course.
It was a Motown party, with those Motown favorites, like Smokey Robinson, Stevie Wonder, and Sheryl Crowe.
Wait. Uh. Sheryl Crowe?
What kind of Motown party does NOT invite the Queen of Motown, Aretha Franklin? After all, she is not sick anymore, she says. And what is Motown without the OTHER Queen of Motown, Diana Ross? What is a Motown party without, “Stop, In the Name of Love!”
It’s a fake, that’s what it is.
What kind of pull does a black President have if he can’t even get the very heart of Motown to show up? What about the Jackson’s? I’m sure Stevie could have done all Michaels parts, and probably a lot better.
Michelle Obama was looking good in black, the preferred color of the night, and pimping out with gorgeously thick black fake eyelashes, when she was asked, “Who’s Your favorite Motown artist?”
 “Stevie Wonder, yes indeed.”
Okay, just how many times has Stevie Wonder been to the White House again? Is it me…or did this same party happen not too long ago? I’m beginning to think he lives there.
 Obama called Motown, “the soundtrack of the civil rights era,” and credited Motown’s tight lyrics, catchy melodies and deep soul with helping to “blur the line between music that was considered either black or white.”
Right…Elvis gets no respect from our black President.
Gee…if Motown was an example of civil rights, what in the heck is the rap music of today an example of? Civil destruction?
Imagine 50 years from now, a black President having a party at the White House to celebrate the black music of today? Good thing, most of us will be dead. I’m having a hard time picturing George Washington looking down on 50 Cents, Snoop Dog, and LiL Wayne.
Wait…Obama has another year…. and I do believe Snoop Dog, as we sleeping in Lincoln’s bed..

February 25, 2011 Posted by | music, Obama, White House | 2 Comments


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