Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Poor Obama…Has to ‘Work’ 4 more years…

Nobody’s Perfect

It’s a “cliff-hanger” of suspense…If ‘President’ Obama and the Congress don’t make a deal in the next couple of days…I’ll have to sell my old drum set, and my grandfather’s old watch,  and Timmy Geither will just have to move to Switzerland.  But gee…what’s a President to do? He won the election, booked a 3 week vacation in Hawaii…and now he has to fly back Washington D.C. to “talk” again to the same people who he didn’t want to talk to in the first place.

How unfair is that?obama in Hawaii

First, we heard he was coming in Wednesday morning. THEN..it got updated to Thursday afternoon. THEN it go moved to more like Thursday night. Michelle wasn’t about to cancel her fun, so, will Obama come here for a Photo-op and go back out to Hawaii?

And how much will that cost us?

Or will he just bring his golf buddies back with him and take Air Force One down to Cancun?

It’s just so annoying to have your vacation interrupted by the Nation’s business. BUT..there IS a solution, and I’m so glad Nobody thought of it. Because it’s not being reported that the Obama’s have bought a house for $40 million dollars in Hawaii. I’m sure they have got a lot to do…especially hiding the fact that they are part of the 1% they keep talking about.Obama's Mantion

Barack and Michelle have just purchase an estate in close proximity to land owned by the University of Hawaii, where the Obama presidential library and “political center” will be located. The estate is valued at $40 million. There’s a movie theater in the mansion and it already is set up to play ALL of Obama’s speeches over the last 20 years – in a continuous loop. ”It was fun while it lasted”, Miss Marion is quoted by Chicagoans as saying, “but wait until you see the place they’re buying for Michelle and Barack!”Obama's Mama

What we need to do, is get Obama…”THE BEAM,” and it’s a steal at $16,000. It walks, it talks, it connects, and it will save the taxpayers BILLIONS…no make that TRILLIONS of dollars. All it will need is one body guard to take it up and down stairs.

Take it from a boss who loves it!

Palo Alto, Calif.–Engineer Dallas Goecker attends meetings, jokes with colleague and roams the office building just like other employees at this company in Silicon Valley. But Goecker isn’t in California, he’s more than 2,300 miles away, working at home in Seymour, Indiana. It’s all made possible by Beam…a mobile video-conferencing machine that he can drive around his company’s offices and workshops in Palo Alto. The five–foot-tall device, topped with a large video screen, gives him a presence that makes him and his colleagues feel like he’s actually there.

Think of the GAS he is saving! Think of all the plane tickets he won’t have to buy! Think of the fact that he can’t touch his secretary in all the right places!Japanese work robots

I think the Republicans would LOVE it. They might like talking to a robotic screen so much, all kinds of deals would get done. In fact, I say we send them all one, and let them stay home in their districts, where they might have to actually SEE the damage they are doing to the country.

Or they could ALL move to Hawaii!

Software engineer Josh Faust beams in daily from Hawaii, where he moved to surf, and plans to spend the winter hitting the slopes in Lake Tahoe. He can’t play ping-pong or eat the free, catered lunches in Palo Alto, but he otherwise feels like he’s part of the team.

So, there you go. I think it would work. Beam them in. Let Obama go back to Hawaii and stay there…and you know what? He won’t need Air Force One anymore. Park that gas-guzzling sucker Mr. “President” in D.C.

You would save so much money, that we could expand welfare, and nobody would have to work, ever again. Use it to give free Airplane rides to Hawaii to visit your house!

After all…we paid for it. Obama's living roome

 

December 26, 2012 Posted by | Obama, technology, The rich, Welfare, White House | , , , , , | Leave a comment

If ONLY We Could Make Bo President

Nobody Flashes

I just found out a few minutes ago that my liberal friend, JR, has advanced prostate cancer. He is over 70, and I don’t think he realizes yet that he may not get the chemo he needs due to Obamacare, and like all of us, we tend to take our lives for granted until we know death is certain. He loves life, and my heart is very sad for him right now.

JR sent me this video today. It will warm your heart….JR loves animals. I’ve seen my own dogs do this many times.

And then, we have BO the famous dog in the White House, who seems to be alone here…and it’s too bad we can’t keep it that way. Would having a Mascot for President be an improvement?

Ahh…..Yep.

Enjoy.

(Thanks again to JR..and hang in there buddy)

December 26, 2012 Posted by | humor, Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

   

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