Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Nobody’s Email: Congress’s New Programs…RAPE, SHAFT, SCREW, AIDS, HERPES….

Nobody Gets Email

I liked this one, it’s very clever. ┬áIt seems simple..but trust me on this: Whoever wrote this has watched the government for a long…loooooooooooong time. Anyone know? Anyway..Enjoy!

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

Older employment notice!

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 and above on early mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retired Aged People Early)old lady TSA

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress for the SHAFT (Special Help After Forced Termination.)

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress.bewildered

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.Nancy & Gavel

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.


The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

PS-Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.Light at end of tunnel.

December 1, 2012 Posted by | Congress, humor | , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Email: It was bound to happen sometimes…

Nobody Get Email

This was just TOO funny and too American to NOT post. (Thanks to Pattie)

Moose Hunt


They dressed the truck up with the guy tied down on the roof.

The driver and passengers put on Moose heads.

Then they went down the toll road Interstate, causing 16 near accidents.

Yes, they went to jail…

Yes, alcohol was involved…


This actually happened.






December 1, 2012 Posted by | humor | | 3 Comments


%d bloggers like this: