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Do YOU Care IF Shariah Muslims Get Proper Shariah Food Stamps? I Don’t.

Nobody Cares

Ahhh….these poor Somali women, who are now living in Minnesota are truly abused. Their complaint is that the United States PROMISED to keep them out of poverty, but the food pantry does NOT have food proper to Sharia Law—–and although it will cost taxpayers thousands of dollars to get the special food for them, they said we PROMISED it.

There’s pork in the pork and beans, and the food is not fresh. They want the same stuff Michelle Obama gets.

I don’t know about you, but all of these women had expensive clothes on and looked VERY well fed. In fact, most of them were fat. And  notice the “Oh…my life is so hard!” look on their faces.

But the funniest part is at the end of the video. The lady doing all the talking remarks how very proud she is that these are women who can take care of themselves!

Yes, by demanding free food, free everything, they consider themselves brave, and liberated! ha ha ha ha…great idea. You work and get ME food!

If they want that food so badly, then get a job and buy it like everybody else. Heck, I love to have lobster more than once a year, but I’m not on food stamps.

If it was up to me, I would send every last one of these thankless human beings BACK to Somalia.

But Nobody Cares what I think. (Michelle Bachmann, what IS going on in your state?)

Having gotten that off my chest, I promise that this weekend will be filled with jokes and humor!

God knows you need a break from ME. Hey, I need a break from me. Everything is pissing me off lately.

September 26, 2014 Posted by | Angry Citizens, Mysteries, Welfare | , , | Leave a comment

While EVERYONE is Talking About Duck Dynasty……

Nobody Gets Email

Listen to this woman talk about how she will stay on welfare as long as she can, while contemplating the cost to the rest of us and our children in the graphs below.


December 29, 2013 Posted by | Deficit, Uncategorized, Welfare | , | Leave a comment

Overwhelm the System…

Nobody Flashes—

My favorite video of the week so far…

Don’t miss it.

June 3, 2013 Posted by | economy, Uncategorized, Welfare | , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Massachusetts VS Sheila Jackson

Nobody’s Perfect:

When it comes to stealing taxpayers money, we have two very close contestants this week.

FIRST: That lovable I’m black and I’m proud queen of the chamber potty-mouth: Sheila (I’ll slap your mama) Jackson.Sheila Jackson

It seems the good representative of Texas likes to travel…and she wanted to travel the world to visit all the communists countries—at our expense:

The Examiner:

According to the House Committee on the Judiciary — Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Tex., “traveled around the world on an official trip in February that cost American taxpayers $23,646. led by Sen. Mary Landrieu, D-La., — traveled first to Seoul and Hanoi in South Korea and then to Cambodia—But as Cooper noted Monday, Lee didn’t travel with CODEL. While other members of the delegation traveled together for the Feb. 16-22 trip, Lee took separate commercial flights to the region, and then left early on another commercial fight through Frankfurt Germany to explore ways they could “assist the region on child welfare reform and international adoptions.” Lee routinely upgrades her airline seats to first class.

Sheila evidently is a queen of righteous discontent if she isn’t treated like royalty, or Obama’s ugly step-sister.  Not only does she insists she is chauffeured exactly ONE block from work to her apartment, (200 paces) she’s been known to throw hussy fits on planes if they don’t have the food she wants. There was a report that one time she got really angry when she found the menu didn’t include a seafood special she wanted.

“Don’t you know who I am? I’m Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee. Where is my seafood meal? I know it was ordered!”

Nobody Knows how many couples in Texas want to adopt babies from Vietnam, but you would think that it would be low on the totem pole of Texas concerns.

Yes, We have wasted a lot of money on Sheila, who flies first class everywhere. But let’s just say, for her last trip, it costs the taxpayers a rounded, $50,000  (Come on…You know they jiggle the figures)

And then there’s Massachusetts. To let everyone know they are decent and loving people, evidently Massachusetts likes to make terrorists so comfortable the killers of the Boston Marathon lead a very cushy life at our expense.Boston bombers

The Tsarnaev family, including the suspected terrorists and their parents, benefited from more than $100,000 in taxpayer-funded assistance — a bonanza ranging from cash and food stamps to Section 8 housing from 2002 to 2012, the Herald has learned. This has since expanded its probe to include a full history of the benefits received by the entire Tsarnaev family.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award this week?

You know, I have to say…Massachusetts. Liberalism is a disease, and people are dead and lives changed forever because of their stupidity.

What do you expect from a state who hatched Ted Kennedy?

But…oh you KNOW I really wanted Sheila to win and my only consolation is:

With Sheila Jackson you know, there will be a next time.Wise Owl


April 29, 2013 Posted by | American History, Angry Citizens, communism, corruption, Welfare | , , , , | 4 Comments

Nobody Remembers Democratic Senator Huey Long

Nobody Remembers

—-Huey Long (D. Senator from Louisiana), because our schools make darn sure our kids don’t know much about anything…but thanks to YouTube, we can visit the early seeds of Obama’s democratic/Marxist philosophy, made long ago…and here Huey delivers it with a lot of what looks like drunken flair, delivered with down-home cornporn passoion…The utopian Marxist dream of redistributing the wealth is displayed here on steroids. It’s pretty funny to watch.

Here’s some more of what Huey said on the radio in 1934:

Now, my friends, it makes no difference who is President or who is senator. America is for 125 million people and the unborn to come. We ran Mr. Roosevelt for the Presidency of the United States because he promised to us by word of mouth and in writing;1. That the size of the big man’s fortune would be reduced so as to give the masses at the bottom enough to wipe out all poverty: and 2. That the house of labor would be so reduced that all would share in the work to be done and in consuming the abundance mankind produced. There are thousands of share-our-wealth societies organized in the United States now. (In 2012 it’s just one society of Democratics)

Huey went on to suggest that all the multimillionaires and billionaires wealth shall be reduced so that nobody had more than one million.

“But $3 to $4 million is enough for any one person and his children and his children’s children. We propose to limit the amount any one man can earn in one year or inherit to $1 million to the person.”

Huey said that with the money they got from the rich

 “We could provide a home and the comforts of home with such common conveniences as radio and automobile, for every family in America, free of debts. We guarantee food and clothing and employment for everyone who should work by shortening the hours of labor  to 30 hours per week. Provide education, to everyone, including college. We would give a pension to all persons about sixty years of age. And  would grant a moratorium on all debts which people owe that they cannot pay.

(Nobody says that already do that here in St. Louis. Every year, any one who got a ticket in St. Louis can line up and for $5.00, get their fines dismissed!)

Tell me…isn’t this exactly what they’ve been trying to do for the last decade? Someday when our deficit becomes to big for our children to pay, are they just going take GE’s profits and spread it around?

LOL!Cat laugh

By the way…just so you know and do not remember: Huey Long was assassinated….

Makes you wonder if Obama just learned about Huey.

January 17, 2013 Posted by | communism, democrats, Marxist Propaganda, politics, Uncategorized, Welfare | , , , , | Leave a comment

Poor Obama…Has to ‘Work’ 4 more years…

Nobody’s Perfect

It’s a “cliff-hanger” of suspense…If ‘President’ Obama and the Congress don’t make a deal in the next couple of days…I’ll have to sell my old drum set, and my grandfather’s old watch,  and Timmy Geither will just have to move to Switzerland.  But gee…what’s a President to do? He won the election, booked a 3 week vacation in Hawaii…and now he has to fly back Washington D.C. to “talk” again to the same people who he didn’t want to talk to in the first place.

How unfair is that?obama in Hawaii

First, we heard he was coming in Wednesday morning. got updated to Thursday afternoon. THEN it go moved to more like Thursday night. Michelle wasn’t about to cancel her fun, so, will Obama come here for a Photo-op and go back out to Hawaii?

And how much will that cost us?

Or will he just bring his golf buddies back with him and take Air Force One down to Cancun?

It’s just so annoying to have your vacation interrupted by the Nation’s business. BUT..there IS a solution, and I’m so glad Nobody thought of it. Because it’s not being reported that the Obama’s have bought a house for $40 million dollars in Hawaii. I’m sure they have got a lot to do…especially hiding the fact that they are part of the 1% they keep talking about.Obama's Mantion

Barack and Michelle have just purchase an estate in close proximity to land owned by the University of Hawaii, where the Obama presidential library and “political center” will be located. The estate is valued at $40 million. There’s a movie theater in the mansion and it already is set up to play ALL of Obama’s speeches over the last 20 years – in a continuous loop. ”It was fun while it lasted”, Miss Marion is quoted by Chicagoans as saying, “but wait until you see the place they’re buying for Michelle and Barack!”Obama's Mama

What we need to do, is get Obama…”THE BEAM,” and it’s a steal at $16,000. It walks, it talks, it connects, and it will save the taxpayers BILLIONS…no make that TRILLIONS of dollars. All it will need is one body guard to take it up and down stairs.

Take it from a boss who loves it!

Palo Alto, Calif.–Engineer Dallas Goecker attends meetings, jokes with colleague and roams the office building just like other employees at this company in Silicon Valley. But Goecker isn’t in California, he’s more than 2,300 miles away, working at home in Seymour, Indiana. It’s all made possible by Beam…a mobile video-conferencing machine that he can drive around his company’s offices and workshops in Palo Alto. The five–foot-tall device, topped with a large video screen, gives him a presence that makes him and his colleagues feel like he’s actually there.

Think of the GAS he is saving! Think of all the plane tickets he won’t have to buy! Think of the fact that he can’t touch his secretary in all the right places!Japanese work robots

I think the Republicans would LOVE it. They might like talking to a robotic screen so much, all kinds of deals would get done. In fact, I say we send them all one, and let them stay home in their districts, where they might have to actually SEE the damage they are doing to the country.

Or they could ALL move to Hawaii!

Software engineer Josh Faust beams in daily from Hawaii, where he moved to surf, and plans to spend the winter hitting the slopes in Lake Tahoe. He can’t play ping-pong or eat the free, catered lunches in Palo Alto, but he otherwise feels like he’s part of the team.

So, there you go. I think it would work. Beam them in. Let Obama go back to Hawaii and stay there…and you know what? He won’t need Air Force One anymore. Park that gas-guzzling sucker Mr. “President” in D.C.

You would save so much money, that we could expand welfare, and nobody would have to work, ever again. Use it to give free Airplane rides to Hawaii to visit your house!

After all…we paid for it. Obama's living roome


December 26, 2012 Posted by | Obama, technology, The rich, Welfare, White House | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Obama is coming for your Eggnog

“The president of the United States is also on an economically stimulating spending spree, and he’s paying for it with a lien on all the future job and business opportunities that your children will have. This means they won’t have them. I hope that your kids, once they’ve gotten their MBAs, enjoy stocking shelves at the Dollar Store. ”  –P.J. O’Rourke, Don’t Vote It Just Encourages the Bastards.

Nobody’s Opinion

I don’t know about you, but it’s hard to come back to reality after Christmas.  We had a month of Hallmark Christmas specials, and more than the usual Christmas cheer in the Malls. This year, Christmas was NOT a dirty word. After the election, half the country went into a stupor of –“Please…let us celebrate something!” And they did. Christmas is just what everybody needed.

Still, there are many families that did not have the usual fun and frolic: Those in homeless shelters, and this guy. Watch this video…it is proof that nothing is going right in Dodge. This man is incredibly intelligent, and honest…kind, sensible…and he’s in a shelter. (Thanks to amfortas for video)

He WANTS to work. I’m sure he could collect welfare, but he wants to work. This is too sad.

Imagine..having three degrees, and you can’t find a job. And to add absurdity on to the top of it, we hear Obama pushing for college education for everyone who wants it every chance he gets. He wants a nation filled with people with degrees…. Why? To keep the liberal university professors working?

So–How do we keep the optimism going in the year ahead? Do we wait with breathless anticipation to find out if we all have to pay MORE taxes next year? Obama is determined to tax the rich. He will never relent. He won’t stop spending….and he will blame the Republicans for the money that will be taken out of the paychecks of those that work…as if the 45 percent that DO work aren’t paying enough.

Nobody is suspicious. If you listen to the experts, 2013 will be the worst in our history…which will give the number 13 all the credit that it is due.

Nobody Wants to look back on these past four years…and there’s certainly not much to look forward to..except the good news: Families will become stronger next year…out of sheer necessity. You never know when that uncle you didn’t get along with, just might give you a job.

But hey…Let’s not think about that…Obama will be coming in from Hawaii to make a speech!Obama smug

And speaking of Obama…Adam Smith was talking about him a long time ago. …..tell me if this doesn’t just FIT him perfect.

The man of system…is apt to be very wise in his own conceit: and is often so enamored with the supposed beauty of his own ideal plan of government, that he cannot suffer the smallest deviation from any part of it. —Adam Smith

Yep. Hold on to your wallets compadres…Obama IS the system. Hide the eggnog.


December 25, 2012 Posted by | American History, Barack Obama, unemployment, Welfare | , , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: Don’t Feed the Bears…

Nobody Gets Email

(From Pattie)
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S.Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year, the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 46 million people. Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us “Please Do Not Feed the Animals.” Their stated reason for the policy is because “The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.”This ends today’s lesson in irony.
Which reminds me…
The other day while I was waiting in line at the Post office, I struck up a converstaion with the woman in front of me. I found out that she had moved down here from Chicago, and that she was worried about getting a job. She had been on unemployment for two whole years, and was having trouble finding one becasue she wasn’t familiar with computor programs.bear
“You can get free lessons at the library.” I told her.
But, she really didn’t WANT a job. What she really wanted was to keep getting unemployment until she got to retirement age, which in her case was three years away. SO…in her mind, the govenment should support her until she retired.
And I remember thinking, and so this is why he got elected….when you feed the bears…they come back for more.
Something tells me, that lady will get her wish.

December 23, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, Welfare | , , , | Leave a comment

The Cloward-Piven Obama Welfare Bomb..

Nobody Wins

By now, Paul Ryan has spoken to the nation and no doubt has told us about the danger coming from our national debt—We are spending too much, and Welfare includes more than food stamps. Much more. Hundreds of programs exist to ‘help’ the needy. You won’t hear  from the Democrats that welfare is not a good thing, nope. For Democrats, the more people on welfare the better. They even have ads out to ‘hook’ you into free whatever you like, like this grocery receipt someone found on the ground in Ohio.

Hey…I’d LOVE to pick up some lobster, how about you? After all, you PAID for it!

 I just downloaded ‘Google Chrome” and asked this questions: “How many people are on Welfare?”

I got this answer, “Not a good search.”

What? Google is now telling me what I can or cannot “intellectually’ handle. It gave me liberal sites to answer my question.  Those sites told me NOT to listen to what those conservatives tell me…only 4 million people are on welfare..all that other stuff—food stamps etc–that’s not welfare.

But–we know better don’t we? The facts are: More than half the people in the United States pay NO income tax, and the other half is supporting them. This little tidbit is from FORBES:

Over the 10 year period from 2009 to 2018, federal and state welfare spending will total $10.3 trillion. This does not include Obamacare’s massive expansion of Medicaid, or the massive new entitlement providing subsidies for families making close to $100,000 per year, and beyond. Together, this abusive entitlement spending will add trillions more. 50% of the entire budget. Not exactly stingy.

But, here’s what you won’t hear from Paul Ryan: This massive welfare state was well-planned, and Obama’s plan is to keep as many people on Welfare as he can. The old Democratic Party is dead, and in its place, (Glenn Beck has been on this like a dead bug on a windshield) is a Marxist ‘takeover’ planned—by two Columbia University Professors. Here’s their plan from article published in “Nation” in 1966, by Cloward-Piven: It’s called the “crisis” strategy.

Here’s an excellent explanation from David Horowitz-The Shadow Party

The strategy would be to overload the welfare system with a flood of new applicants and cause it to go bankrupt. They proposed a ‘massive drive to recruit the poor onto the welfare rolls”. Cloward and Piven calculated that persuading even a fraction of the potential welfare recipients to demand their entitlements would bankrupt the entire system. The demands would break the budget and jam the bureaucratic gears into gridlock. The Result would be “a profound financial and political crisis” that would unleash “powerful forces for major economic reform at the national level.”

Their article called for “cadres of aggressive organizers” to use “demonstrations to create a climate of militancy.” Intimidated by black violence, politicians would appeal to the federal government for help. Carefully orchestrated media campaigns carried out by friendly journalists would promote the idea of “a federal program of income redistribution in the form of a guaranteed living income for all, working and non working people alike.” Local officials would grab hold of this idea like drowning men reaching for a lifeline. They would apply pressure on Washington to implement the idea. With major cities erupting in chaos like Watts, Washington would have to act. 

This plan didn’t work..but, the Shadow Party, which helped groom Obama for office, has adopted the Cloward-Piven formula, applying it to many sectors of public life.

It’s his plan: Destroy the United States to rebuild it into his Marxist Utopia.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to live in Obama’s Welfare nightmare….I want to be able to buy my own lobster.  

(Thanks to Tom Beebe for pic.)

August 29, 2012 Posted by | Marxist Propaganda, Obama, Uncategorized, Welfare | , , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: Lesson–Don’t Feed the Animals

Nobody Gets Email:

Here’s a combination from two emails I got last week. The video you may have seen…Mitt doesn’t let any practiced welfare scam artist get the best of him..oh no. He KNOWS where to get the money!
Show me the MONEY!
And …Isn’t It Ironic? The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to “Please Do Not Feed the Animals” because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves. (Thanks to Tom Beebe, and Floyd)

March 3, 2012 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized, Welfare | , , | 2 Comments

Crack-Giving Addiction: Confession

Nobody Knows
I think I understand it now: the liberals bleeding hearts “we must take care of everyone, they can’t take care of themselves” attitude. I understand why they want to extend free welfare, free food, free housing, free education, free computers, free cable…and on and on. It’s not just for control, or votes, (although that’s a BIG part of it with politicians) or because they want to appear noble to the human race, there really is a human side to it.
And it took bird seed to bring me to the realization of just HOW and WHY liberals think this way.
Bird seed. I’ve been living with bird seed for over 30 years now. What started out as a simple hanging basket became two hanging baskets, then a great big birdhouse filled up with 5 pounds of birdseed daily. I would sit at my back kitchen window and enjoy the hundreds of little chickadees, robins, crows, and pigeons, and the funny squirrels.
Nobody loves watching them all gather to eat in happy chirps more than me.
Every year, I would celebrate my little Cardinal couple having babies, and THEIR babies have babies, knowing that my little wonders would never have to worry about food or water even in the coldest of winters made me feel very happy. If I could not control my life and the world around me, at least I could do something good. Feed the birds, the squirrels, and the raccoons.
Who doesn’t love baby raccoons? It wasn’t only the enjoyment of watching nature, it was the feeling I got for…sort of doing my part. I know— I’m not the only one doing this. Lots of folks feed birds, raccoons– even deer for their own feeling of enjoyment. But this week, I am in shock. Not only shock, but embarrassment. Embarrassed at how stupid I have been.
What’s that saying: Don’t mess with mother nature?
You see, when you feed birds, they drop the shells on the ground. Don’t listen to the man selling bird seed to you, your grass will die, while he is on vacation in Hawaii. I would buy 40 pounds of sunflowers seeds a week, and the guy would always say” “This will HELP your grass!” You might as well spray it with bleach.
And the seeds bring mice, then rats. And rats have litters of 19, and the realization that feeding the birds has a high price: you will also feed the rats, and rats can bring disease.
So, I have to stop. After 30 years it’s time, and not a moment too soon either. At these times of higher gas, food, electric, etc, prices, every single worthless American dollar counts. For every future dollars I could spend on feeding birds,— that might be one more meal that I would miss when I’m 75.
But, I never thought I’d feel so bad about stopping. What would my poor babies do without me? Just today, I looked at my window, and saw my Cardinal running all over the ground, as if he was in a panic. The squirrel he shares his evening meal with: right beside him. The same squirrel who came up to my back door window and looked at me for the first time, in anger, with a “HEY…where’s my FOOD!” look.
I feel terrible.
Like I said– stupid. I was stupid to get all these birds hooked on free meals. Now, I will have to watch them struggle, and go back to depending on whatever DNA God gave them to tell them to eat.
If they could go on strike, I’m sure they would. I’d see them carrying little union birdie signs saying, “How do you expect us to feed our children?” AND; TAX the rich lady in the house, SELL the house and give us our food!”
And that’s what happens: All the movie stars, the CEO moguls, the liberals, —cannot stand any suffering of any kind. They want to redistribute the wealth to those poor little babies in Africa, the illegal’s from Mexico’s–WHOMEVER– because you see…it makes them FEEL good about themselves.
Giving is a very important human emotion: no doubt it triggers TONS of serotonin, and you can get addicted to that “giving” crack. The biggest problem with the Michael Moore’s’, Obama’s, Oprah’s, and all the other bleeding hearts…is that, they are the ones hurting the world the most, and don’t even realized it, because, they want to feel GOOD about themselves. In the meantime, they are crack giving addicts. Obama feels good when he can take it from the rich, and spread it around. After all, he remembers how good he felt on Cocaine. Even if he is not still on Cocaine, (which is dubious) his addicting synapses in his brain didn’t go away.
Once an addict: always an addict.
After all the billions that have been given to all the nations in the world, tell me: Is Africa better off? How about Haiti? Mother nature meant for us all to take care of ourselves. Man is just as much part of mother nature as the little birds in the air.
Welfare is like crack cocaine. And here’s what happens when you give too much of it: the political rats come in. They use the “liberals” who just need their giving “fix” to grab money from the other birds who are doing fine taking care of themselves…to give to those others that have been addicted for so long.
It’s a no/win, no/win disaster.
When you have nothing but a heavy welfare state: You get rats giving you diseases like Obamacare.
It’s not good for birds, and it’s not good for humans. A few hundred humans cannot take care of the masses of the world, but they want their “fix.” The most humane thing for any man or woman to do, is to let other humans take care of themselves. Help out when necessary, but always aim to let mother nature take its natural course.
We need less of it, not more.
As for me…I’m still in withdrawal. It’s a painful lesson…I can’t wait for the day when I look out my back window and see my fine Cardinal friend still around. It’s time I started getting back to “Mother Nature” and let my grass grow back…who knows what lies beneath those crack- giving addicting weeds in my mind?
The possibilities are endless.

September 27, 2011 Posted by | Welfare | , , | 5 Comments

Nobody Flashes the Way to Obama’s Heart

Nobody Flashes:

Some of you I know, may not have seen this yet. Leave it to Drudge to dig up the really funny stuff that you have to see to believe.

I have only one thing to say: I will bet you —that  this guy voted for Obama. I think he needs more potato chips, don’t you?


September 20, 2011 Posted by | democrats, Welfare | , , | 2 Comments


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