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Nobody’s Perfect: Michelle Obama VS School Bus Lady

 

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have the first lady, Michelle Obama, VS School Bus Driver

Let’s start with Michelle…her federal lunch program is NOT popular. Veggies and fruits are served while the kids are starving:bug in food two

One concerned food service worker from Montana put it this way:  “It’s completely flip-flopped in terms of portion size.” The “new federal guidelines require vegetables to comprise the largest portion of a student’s lunch, while the entrée is now being treated as a side dish.”

Another school food service worker said that “Two ounces of protein won’t cut it for high school athletes.” Maybe Michelle feels that if she can work out those impressive biceps on an empty stomach, high school athletes who need food-driven power to plow through those football dummies should quit complaining and toughen up.

But…it gets worse. NOW..the kids are finding bugs in their food:bug in food one

And if your kid is starving, that could be the least of his worries. This lady bus driver decided to take a tip from Obama, and do a selfie of herself, and what she likes to do while driving the kids to and from school, she likes to drink beer:

The selfie, which was posted on Facebook shows, the driver for the Princeton City School District behind the wheel of her bus with her lips around a bottle of beer, WSYX reports.

The photo caused a brouhaha when parents and district officials saw it. The driver, whose name has not been released, was immediately fired by her employer, First Student Transportation.

Mmmmmm….they won’t release her name. Wonder why?

So…who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it the lunch lady who needed to drink while driving, putting the kids lives in danger? No doubt starving kids can get pretty feisty. school bus driver

Or is it our first “Lady” who could care less if the kids of the nation eat bugs, meat, or anything for that matter. She’s on vacation in Aspen, hitting the slopes and eating at the finest restaurants on our dime, while her husband plays golf…in Palm Springs.

Which reminds me…I was once gazing at Marie Antoinette diamond earrings on display in the New York Museum, and some kid behind me was bugging me. And so I said to him….

“See those earrings?” And he looked. “They were in the pocket of Marie Antoinette when they cut her head off.:”

“You’re lying!” said the brat.

“No, I’m not. It says so right here. You know why they cut her head off?” I asked.

The kid laughed, and shook his head. I had finally got his attention. “Because she STARVED her own people.”

A lesson we should pass down to all our children.

Let’s face it: Michelle Obama is starving the school children of America, while her kids eat Pizza, burgers, and whatever they like.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Michelle Antoinette. I hope she’s enjoying her Aspen vacation, don’t you?Michelle obama

By the way, this picture, is considered…”racist” So of course I posted it, to remind her:

‘Once upon a time….there was a queen….who starved her people…and she had diamonds…and furs….and…and….and…she…..’

 

 

 

February 16, 2015 Posted by | Food, Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

SNL….We Don’t Really NEED a 50th Anniversary…O.k.?

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Did you watch the SNL 40th anniversary last night? I must admit, I thought half of it was pretty lame, especially the Californians satire. As a “boomer” of course, I grew up with the Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy, Bill Murry crowd, whom I prefer. I realize the younger generation has their own sense of humor…which relies on fart and gross jokes and so on, so here’s some of my thoughts on the matter:

As to the best humor of the night: The woman who imitated Beyoncé, Maya Rudolph, cracked me up. Second to that, was Bill Murry singing about Jaws, because it was just so stupid. If you want to see that segment and missed last night, it’s below.

I kept waiting for John Belusi.Kanye west

As for music, Sir Paul McCartney’s vocal chords are giving out, as are Paul Simon, but at least they still sing live.

Adam Sandler was just himself. He is so much himself it’s hard to compare him…but I did like his “REUNION!” Jewish shout.

Miley Cyrus was so good singing an old Paul Simon song, one wonders why in the world she went off the deep porn end.

Wayne’s World was a good skit, and they seemed ageless…. and Seinfeld in his own little way, gave Sarah Palin a bit of payback being as many people think Tina Fey did such a great job of making fun of her it affected everyone taking her seriously. Good for Sarah for showing up.

The two moments that were the most annoying is when Chris Rock made the statement that Eddie Murphy single-handedly SAVED SNL. You would have thought Eddie Murphy was Obama, another one of Chris Rock’s favorite Gods. And instead of being brave and doing a skit like Bill Murry, or even Steve Martin, Eddie did nothing.

While Eddie Murphy was great, he was just one of the many. Chris Rock has rocks in his head.

And once again we were all wishing John Belusi was alive and could make fun of Eddie Murphy.

Many conservatives were upset about Jane Curtain making fun of FOX news babes, which is ridiculous. Of COURSE Rupert puts big busted babes on his show. It’s the truth…silly.

Chris Rock rant was WAY over the “Blacks ARE better than white people, and it’s time you all step aside and let us have the floor.” BS that’s becoming popular, you know, with the likes of Kanye West.

And speaking of Kanye West…this rich multimillionaire continues to sing the “I’m black and oppressed blues” because he was lying on the floor. if Kanye thinks life is unfair that Beyonce never gets her big award, WE think its unfair that a no-talented guy like Kanye can become a billionaire, and then get a platform to attack every white person on the planet.

While it was nice to see some old faces, and get a few laughs—-let’s hope they skip the 50th anniversary.

The site of Chevy Chase barely standing, was enough to pull a heart.

 

February 16, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

   

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