Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Hitler Finds Out About Brian Williams

Nobody Flashes

Don’t you wonder what this actor thinks about all these different versions of himself playing Hitler?

This one is funny too. I can’t get enough of these.

Enjoy!

February 14, 2015 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Valentine Email

Nobody Gets Email on Valentine’s Day

Yes, Confucius had a lot to say on the matters of the heart, according to this email.

(Thanks to Kris)

******confusious one

Confucius Say: 

 It’s OK to let a fool kiss you, but don’t let a kiss fool you. 

 Confucius Say: 

 A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
 
Confucius Say: 

 It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
 
Confucius Say: 

 Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy. 

Confucius Say: 

 Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn’t know if he’s coming or going. confusious two

Confucius Say: 

 A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
 
Confucius Say: 

 Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.
 
Confucius Say: 

 Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
 
Confucius Say: 

 It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want. 

Confucius Say: 

 A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don’t get it. 

 

 

 

 

February 14, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

   

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