Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: George Zimmerman VS the Duchess of Cambridge

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have two people who just couldn’t seem to get it right—

First up, George Zimmerman, the most hated man in America. It seems George just could NOT keep his natural proclivity to want to do a good deed in check:Zimmerman

George Zimmerman, who has been in hiding since he was acquitted of murder in the death of Trayvon Martin, emerged to help rescue a family who was trapped in an overturned vehicle, police said today.  Zimmerman was one of two men who came to the aid of Dana and Mark Gerstle and their two children, who were trapped inside a blue Ford Explorer SUV that had rolled over after traveling off the highway in Sanford, Fla. at approximately 5:45 p.m. Thursday, the Seminole County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement.

George just can’t seem to stay in his car can he?

And second: Kate Middleton, The Duchess of Cambridge, gave birth to…(gasp!) A BOY! Who will someday be KING of England!

Damn the luck. Every elite feminists in the world was hoping for a girl, and just to be sure she would rule, the Queen was going to change the succession rules.Dutchess

Or did she?

Whatever. The poor English countryside is DRUNK in disappointed tonight. They are drowning their sorrows in the great river of pub ales, toasting themselves silly.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?

I’m not going to be the judge of Zimmerman OR Kate. Nobody Thinks the award should go to the British people, who will get drunk on just about any occasion, and still not realize…they will have to wait a long time to get another Queen.

The Americans, send their good wishes and condolences.Brits celebratingKing of England born

July 22, 2013 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

Freedom To Be Fools: Geraldo & Melissa

Nobody Flashes

In America, you are free to make a complete fool of yourself. No matter what age, what sex,  or what party affiliation. Freedom to make us all laugh and wonder….Geraldo thinks we want to see how sexy he is, and the MSNBC host, Melissa Harris-Perry, wants us to see how pretty tampons are without the blood! Okay. She said she is protesting Texas for not letting women get abortions whenever they feel like they just don’t want that live thing growing in their belly.

The caption under Gerald said, “Notice, he has rose colored glasses one.” So in that vein, the caption under Melissa  …..should be,

“I didn’t make it to Neiman Marcus today.”

“What? Sometimes I just can’t find a bathroom.”

“My husband doesn’t understand why I get crabby. So I wear these to remind him.”

“I’ve already filed for a design patent. Martha Stewart has signed up for a matching necklace.”

“I feel pretty! Very Pretty! I’m so pretty I simply have wings!”

“You TOO, can be the next woman on the block to be the envy of every women who goes out WITHOUT one!”

“I’m a perfect fit guys, I’m ready. Call my agent at MSNBC and ask for Operation Texas. ”

What comes out of her head, is the same as what she wears on it. Fluff and cotton, filled with bloody hatred for Texas.

As for Geraldo? Somebody tell me this is photo-shopped…PLEASE! If that’s the next 70, I’m not sure I want to see the next 100.

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July 22, 2013 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

   

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