Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Prince George Steals the Show…

Nobody Cares

It makes it especially hard to roar against a monarchy, when they bring out their cute little baby to promote how much you should love them all…and cute he is even though mum and dad look like they have smiled so much, the smiles are actually permanently glued into place: prince gerogeHere we see a baby upstaging his very proper and famous parents. The ‘dress’ was a bit old fashioned, and dad looks a bit giddy, but who couldn’t fall in love with George?

prince's thridAnd here’s the DNA bloodline, which shows us that hopefully, the future King will have a great sense of humor—when he is forced to marry a Muslim to keep peace in his Kingdom. prince's familyNO Joyanna you say, that would NEVER happen! A royal marrying a Muslim, mixing the royal blood with a Muslim? Why…that’s why Diana was killed. (Some would say)

Yes, and if only Diana could say something.

And—– if not for the expensive clothes and Mum’s handbag, this might look like any other corporate picture. It’s lovely amfortas. Toast.

It seem the success of the Royal family now, is due to picking very good-looking mothers, who can wear lovely cream dresses and not look fat.

I’m hoping little King George gets a bit of his deceased grandmother in him. Too many bloggers depend on it.


October 25, 2013 Posted by | The Royal Family | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: George Zimmerman VS the Duchess of Cambridge

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have two people who just couldn’t seem to get it right—

First up, George Zimmerman, the most hated man in America. It seems George just could NOT keep his natural proclivity to want to do a good deed in check:Zimmerman

George Zimmerman, who has been in hiding since he was acquitted of murder in the death of Trayvon Martin, emerged to help rescue a family who was trapped in an overturned vehicle, police said today.  Zimmerman was one of two men who came to the aid of Dana and Mark Gerstle and their two children, who were trapped inside a blue Ford Explorer SUV that had rolled over after traveling off the highway in Sanford, Fla. at approximately 5:45 p.m. Thursday, the Seminole County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement.

George just can’t seem to stay in his car can he?

And second: Kate Middleton, The Duchess of Cambridge, gave birth to…(gasp!) A BOY! Who will someday be KING of England!

Damn the luck. Every elite feminists in the world was hoping for a girl, and just to be sure she would rule, the Queen was going to change the succession rules.Dutchess

Or did she?

Whatever. The poor English countryside is DRUNK in disappointed tonight. They are drowning their sorrows in the great river of pub ales, toasting themselves silly.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?

I’m not going to be the judge of Zimmerman OR Kate. Nobody Thinks the award should go to the British people, who will get drunk on just about any occasion, and still not realize…they will have to wait a long time to get another Queen.

The Americans, send their good wishes and condolences.Brits celebratingKing of England born

July 22, 2013 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Jamie Fox VS the Brits

Nobody’s Perfect

I should have posted the video yesteday…as it was all over the internet. But…of course…it’s been taken down, (I think) because Jamie Fox said, for all the world to hear, that he got to kill white people in his movie and he really enjoyed it! It was such a WONDERFUL black thing to do!

If Jamie keeps this up…I’m almost SURE he will get next year’s Nobel Peace Prize.

Mmmmmmm…..silence. Notice NOBODY on the liberal networks are even talking about this?

Nobody suggests that all white people boycott that movie. But of course they won’t. There are too many stupid white people….who think that’s funny…black men wanting to kill them because they are white. I guess since Jamie is such good friends with Obama, he feels he can say he would like all white people dead and enjoy the moment? And uh…


So, if Jamie Fox can declare he would love killing white people, then any white person in the country should be able to say they love killing black people. Right? Free speech, after all.

I wonder how the “white” producers of Jamie’s new movie are going to go for that. They just lost a major portion of their profits. I’m not going to even RENT it.

On the other side of the loony bin last week, were the Brits. It seems Prince Williams’ Kate was very sick in the hospital when some Australian DJ’s decided to call up the hospital and pretend they were the Prince and the Queen, and since the nurse was NOT of British birth, she believed them and gave them information she shouldn’t have. Like, she was having trouble with the royal pregnancy.

Uh-oh. Big mistake.

So she killed herself. In true liberal guilt fashion, every one in the media now is more concerned about the two idiot DJ’s than the family___Family of Nurse

The family of the tragic nurse who took the hoax call to the hospital where the Duchess of Cambridge was staying have been given less support than the Australian DJs behind the stunt, an MP said yesterday. ‘We have the Australian DJs who are getting all this counselling, but what about the family? What about support for them?

But..That’s not all the Brits are doing. They are determined to control cow flatulence! While Hillary is taking taxpayers’ money we have, to build Mosques in Cairo, the British government is spending money on the flatulence of cows. Here’s what one reporter from the Daily Mail found out:

Millions of pounds of British taxpayers’ money has been spent on a scheme aimed at reducing the flatulence of Colombian cattle, The Mail on Sunday can reveal.

A £15million grant to ranchers and other organisations in the South American country was part of a £2.9billion package of ‘climate aid’ to developing countries which critics called ‘ludicrous’.

The initiative aimed to improve animal diets by cultivating trees and plants on their grazing lands – in doing so reducing the amount of methane escaping through belching and flatulence.

  • A total of £14million of climate aid finance to projects in Uganda, despite the Government recently stopping all aid to the country because of corruption.
  • £31million of British money going to Turkey – a  middle-ranking economy – to help develop geo-thermal and wind power.
  • The Department for International Development (DFID)  funding meetings between tribal ‘rain-makers’ and meteorologists in Kenya.
  • Who wins the nutjob of the week? You decide. I’m too tired. BUT…put me in a field of flatulent cows anyday…where I can be SURE I won’t run into Jamie Fox. I’d be just fine. Cows Brits

December 11, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, Race, The Royal Family, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 2 Comments


%d bloggers like this: