Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Jane Fandango Fonda

 

Nobody’s Perfect

I WAS going to write about Hunter Biden this week, but since Joe has come out and said that every news network on the planet says neither HE nor his son Biden did anything wrong, Hunter Biden is old news. And since the news seem to bother just too many people, well don’t worry. Hunter won’t get on any more companies boards.

—Until the primary’s where he will appear besides his dad in commercials of how much he helped America by leaving the Navy.

Thank you Hunter! We have enough cocaine floating in the ocean.

Today, this is NEW news! Jane Fonda has a new job, and thank God. She says she has only 11 years to save the planet and it’s so dire that she is going to sacrifice her Fridays, get picked up by a D.C. Cop, (get arrested) who will no doubt take her to the nearest Starbucks, to do her part in saving the planet, and they will print her picture on their paper cups.

Good timing. It’s almost Halloween.

Somebody tell why SHE seems to be the only American citizen being arrested for protesting about the climate? I’ll be waiting for that answer…in the meantime…

Fonda says if the governments of the earth don’t comply, then…she’ll just have to take over those governments. She will get on her cannon again, probably in China, and shoot the U.S. a big cannon ball of anger for keeping the coal industry alive. After all, they lied to her. Just like Nixon did. That’s why she made commie broadcasts those many years ago.

But she’s learned since then. That stunt in Vietnam really pissed off a lot of Americans. Worried about that, she NOW, says that all the people who work for the coal industry should be paid a full salary by us, so that they never have to worry ever again in their lifetime.

Jane Fonda: A GOOD commie! Next time she gets an Oscar she will go up and say, “You REALLY don’t hate me!”

Sally would be so proud.

Fonda has figured out getting rid of her plastic is just not enough. We will all be dead in 11 years and Syria will no doubt still have deserts.

That’s just not fair.

Well Jane, the hat is just not good enough either. What are YOU trying to hide?

Wrinkles on the neck and forehead? Botox coupons running out?

And most importantly….will you still be here in 11 years to find out if you’re right?

What’s really funny is Jane probably looks out the window of her California mansion and thinks the whole world is on fire.

Still in your little bubble Jane? You have a President who wants to get us out of all wars and THIS is the thanks he gets?

Have a latte.

 

 

 

October 14, 2019 - Posted by | Climate Change, humor | , ,

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