Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Writes to President Macron

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Dear President, Macron:

First off let me say as an American citizen, I’m so glad you had a good time on your visit to our country. We enjoyed seeing you here.

As history is not taught in our schools anymore, it was also nice to see two Presidents giving a French/American history lesson of how our two great countries have always had each other’s back. Somewhere in California, some illegal was passing a joint and going, “Dude…what?”

Your wife is so lovely, and actually had the cutest little school girl smile when she looked at you.
So French! So sweet. Love…is…timeless.

It was also nice of you to say yesterday, that the French people love the Americans. (Cough) Even though I had ALWAYS heard that the modern French abhor Americans, you were gracious enough to say they did.

Thanks.

So, as an American, I feel that I must apologize for the very fact, that being as you gave the speech of your life today, in front of the Congress, all we read on our news outlets is how Kanye West loves President Trump. But nothing of you…nothing.

I don’t know how this happened.

After all, you have taken our President’s great American mantra and upped it to include the whole planet!
Imitation really IS the highest form of flattery. That slogan helped get Donald Trump in the White House, and somewhere in a Brussel’s think tank, it’s was clear, that surely the American public would recognize that slogan and think the Paris accords is a good thing, and demand their President to keep sending you our money.

Cleary, the EU sent you here to promote climate change and get us BACK.

You mentioned in your speech about how you and our President must take care of the middle class.

But, that’s the problem isn’t it? It’s the middle classes that get royally ‘screwed’ by the Paris Accord.

Our President, has expressed our wishes clearly:

As President, I can put no other consideration before the wellbeing of American citizens. The Paris Climate Accord is simply the latest example of Washington entering into an agreement that disadvantages the United States to the exclusive benefit of other countries, leaving American workers — who I love — and taxpayers to absorb the cost in terms of lost jobs, lower wages, shuttered factories, and vastly diminished economic production.

Thus, as of today, the United States will cease all implementation of the non-binding Paris Accord and the draconian financial and economic burdens the agreement imposes on our country. This includes ending the implementation of the nationally determined contribution and, very importantly, the Green Climate Fund which is costing the United States a vast fortune.

We…feel the same. Sorry, Mr. Macron.

I watched as the Democrats hooted and howled with wild applause today during your very ‘progressive’ speech before Congress.

“We must save the planet for our children!” 

Translation (America must NOT stop giving us all money.)

Then you very carefully walked the idea that Iran must never get nuclear weapons. Still we all know that France has a lot of lucrative money-making deals with Iran, and they already are developing them.
What…are YOU going to stop them in ten years? Wait until they use one you say?

France needs the money?
Uh….

You also were very concerned about the ‘sovereignty” of the Nations of Iran, Yemen, you know, all those nasty Muslim countries that want to kill the Jews. What I don’t understand is how can you defend the right of nations to have their own sovereignty, but the United States doesn’t have that same right.

You want us to give up OUR sovereignty to the global EU world of Brussels. Open our borders…take some of those Muslims off your hands, and ….keep sending you the billions you are so used to getting.

Clearly, you are proud of being a Frenchman.

And the PR to MAKE THE EARTH GREAT AGAIN is sure to win you some votes in…Germany.

Just don’t expect America’s middle class to start wearing your hats.

Americans have done quite enough to make the planet great…Go ahead…Google all we’ve given the planet. Lights, cars, computers…France.

Yes, we saved YOU too.

You deplore nationalism unless it’s Viva La France!

So, Dear President Macron. If you want to make the Earth great again, step aside and let America get back to her old self.

KEEP AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

Quit ripping us off.

And while you’re at it, send over some of those great French soldiers to help defend our borders.

You sent your soldiers once before…why not again?

May God Bless and Keep You…

Sincerely,

Joyanna Adams.

VIVA..LA..REALITY

April 25, 2018 Posted by | Climate Change, France, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Another Attack: This IS War.

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Everybody in the world by now, knows full well, that ISIS has declared war on the West. People in Nice, France were just out enjoying the nation’s celebrations on Bastille Day, and some evil mad Muslim dog took a trunk and ran over 80 people. Killed them all. Injured others. Horrible.

WHEN will our Congress declare war on them?

The sadness of the horror in France will fill our hearts for days.

What worries me is that, Obama bought a house just a few minutes from the White House for when he ‘leaves’ office, and he even leaving his dogs at the White House.  On top of that, he has left our country-wide open for our next attack…which they threatened will be bigger than 9/11.

You know where I’m going with this?

Of course you do.

I’m going to bed. I don’t want to think about this anymore tonight.

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Who now thinks that Hillary Clinton’s chance of becoming President just got further away?

 

 

July 15, 2016 Posted by | Jihad, Jihadists | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Coach Pete Carroll VS France

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This week was a no-brainer. We have two contestants who SHOULD have won their respective contests, but blundered beyond comprehension.

First Up: The coach of the Seahawks, Pete Carroll, who by making the wrong call in Superbowl history, lost the game.football history

This writer sums it up …perfectly:

It was the height of stupidity, the epitome of idiocy, moronic nirvana.

It was a mistake of monstrous and monumental proportion, the Great Wall of dumb surrounding the Grand Canyon of dumber.

It went down in flames, and it will go down in history, quite simply and simple-mindedly, as “The Call.”

It was, by acclamation and without argument outside the Seattle Seahawks brain trust, the most imbecilic, senseless, defenseless, half-witted, empty-headed, brain-dead call in the history of organized football – and every other sport known to man in the history of the world.

And then there’s France.

France, has the reputation of being number one in the world of fine cuisine. The French got that honor right after they got rid of the guillotines and gave the government back to the rich Kings, and put the chefs back to work.

But this week…the French LOST the international chef contest! In fact, it placed…

Get your forks ready…7th!

From the National Post:

PARIS — It is considered to have one of the finest cuisines in the world. But France faced gastronomic humiliation after it failed to make the podium on home soil in a global cooking championship.

Norway won this year’s gold medal in the Bocuse d’Or, a contest often described as the World Cup of chefs. France only managed to muster seventh place in the competition in which chefs must “demonstrate creativity, spontaneity and the mastery of their art”.

Rubbing more salt into the wound, America – home of fast food and “le hamburger” – took silver, a historic first, with Sweden clinching the bronze.USA second

This is truly epic: America, land of chicken McNuggests, Whoppers, sloppy Joes, and onion rings, came in…second.

This could be an international crisis.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

How did our losers handle their defeat?

Nicolas Davouze, the main French Chef, who had high hopes for his “facon grenobloise and guinea fowl truffee petites farces bourgeoisis” said:

“Whatever happens, I have no regrets. I gave everything.”

(He forgot to put salt on the truffee petites, I’m sure of it.)sea hawk

Coach Carroll said:

“We were going to run the ball in to win the game, but not on that play. I didn’t want to waste a run play on their goal-line guys. It was a clear thought, but it didn’t work out right. The guy (Butler) made a play that no one would have thought he could make.”

(Evidently the ONLY person in the world who didn’t imagine what would happen was Pete Carroll. )

Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

The French have held the tradition of making god awful crepes stuffed with cream crudités a la fish for ages, and will continue to win, all they need to do is get new judges next year.

Pat Carroll’s “call’ on the other hand, will NEVER be forgotten. Not even in France. Not even while dining out at the finest restaurants in all the world, right now, at this VERY moment people are eating their dinners and saying—-CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT CALL?

Congratulations Pete! You may have lost the Superbowl but you have won the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week!

I suggest if any of us happen to run into Pete, we all buy him a drink, and suggest he take a nice long trip to France, where he will feel…more at home where he can share a heartfelt cri de coeur. (cry in French.)

There’s always next year.

 

 

February 2, 2015 Posted by | Food, Sports, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

Best Buds: Obama and Hollande

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Obama has found a butt-buddy, in President Francois Hollande  at their socialist news love-fest today.  Obama wanted everyone to see that somebody in the world actually LIKES the man, and it’s not hard to imagine why.Obama and Hollande

Hollande is a big-time socialist. He passed a 75% tax on the rich in France, thereby causing many of the rich in France to pack their bags and leave…some of them came to Silicon Valley.  Even X President Sarkosy left so he wouldn’t have to pay the high taxes of his own country.

Obama would LOVE to do that here.

France has universal health care. Obama made sure he let us know that.

When it comes to Syria, Iraq, and the Middle East, both Hollande and Obama couldn’t praise our American soldiers enough. Why…Obama and Hollande are personally going to attend the D-Day celebration next year. (Don’t get too excited.)

Hollande hardily believes in a global climate change tax, and Obama is going to France to sign that cap and trade tax…with the help of Hollande.

When it came to the NSA…France has changed it’s tune though:

Today’s collaboration is a far cry from the strains of a decade ago, when France refused to join the Iraq war. But France also has made known its unhappiness over National Security Agency spying practices. Hollande told Time magazine that the agency’s tactics “should never have existed” and had caused “a difficult moment, not just between France and the United States but also between Europe and the United States.”Muslims and France

Today, he’s all for it! It’s wonderful! And why? Because France is a hotbed of Muslims. ( Who you gonna call? )

France is concerned, to the emergence of a predominantly African population and to rapid Islamization. Sheikh Abbas, head of the Great Mosque in Paris, in 1987 spoke of as many — 6 million Muslims in France. The reasons for this growth are not clear, but they could include the higher welfare payments in France or the relative ease of family planning, including the choice for a large family, in democratic France compared to semi-authoritarian Tunisia. Then there is  a rapidly expanding, young, and assertive Muslim community simply outpacing  a declining, aging, and unsure non-Muslim community. Many cities or neighborhoods in France have turned into all-Muslim territories. Their condition is not that different from the underclass of blacks and Hispanics in the United States. The  Muslim enclaves are ruled only by Muslims according to Islamic law and mores — and they obtain more funding remaining in poverty as such.

The birthrate of Muslims being three to four times higher than that of non-Muslims.

And wouldn’t Obama love to make THIS a more Muslim nation? Like France?Muslims in France

Can a duck quack?

Both these Presidents are going to need protection from the terrorists in their mist…and so, they agree on Syria, Iraq—, and did they mention once again they LOVE that army of ours?

And those wonderful veterans?

Yes.

France not only loves our army, he wants our ‘trade’ and Obama will give him anything he wants. As long as Hollande, remains his friend. Obama needs all he can get.

Tonight, at the state dinner, you can bet that WE the taxpayers will be serving the most expensive California, AND French wine money can buy.

If ONLY Thomas Jefferson could be there to greet them both.

February 11, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, Global Government, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

   

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