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Nobody Thinks Serena Williams Disgraced All American Women

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Clearly, this is the best example of the characteristic narcissistic behavior of the princess of bad behavior from Serena Williams. Her temper tantrum on the court was embarrassing to every American that watched it.

She was clearly losing. Even though, she was obviously out of shape since she had her baby, it seems she didn’t even bother to get in shape for the match. It was pretty clear to everyone watching that she KNEW the camera was on her, and she was trying to blame her losses on the ‘sexism” of the judge.

Typical liberal attack. Hey, Hillary used that excuse…why not?

She was warned. And unlike the men in tennis who were warned….she didn’t shut up. She kept harassing the man and demanding an apology. She just would NOT shut up.

He was right. She was wrong. And just like Hillary Clinton, she tried to blame her losses on her ‘sex.’

Her coach wasn’t stupid. He admitted right away that he was “coaching” and HIS excuse was “everybody coaches.”

Well gee…if everybody cheats…it should be okay, right?

Serena couldn’t blame it on her black face because her opponent was black. And by the way, was ALSO female.

And to add just how pathetic this whole “I’m a female and you are against me” crap is, Billy Jean King came out and praised her for her tantrum.

Poor Serena. Only 23 grand slams. She’s sooooooooooooo abused.

What was even worse was the way the crowd, who had no clue what was going on, because Serena was trying to act like she was wronged….actually caused great pain to the young woman who beat her. Her tears were one of great sorrow, from Serena’s disgraceful actions.

How DARE you beat the great Black Amazon! How DARE she!

Serena’s actions were those of a thug….a bully. She bullied that poor kid and the umpire. And they both had the class and the smarts and the GRACE to show good sportsmanship.

God bless that judge, and the other judges who didn’t bend to her tantrums.

I actually have heard from some liberal today on TV that breaking a racket shouldn’t be a big deal. Another liberal thought she should be excused because, you know, WOMEN GET EMOTIONAL.

Good lord. Haven’t the liberals been telling us that all women were equal to men? And they should be doing men’s jobs? And…and…if we have a woman President will we excuse her bombing some country….because….you know…WOMEN GET EMOTIONAL? 

There are rules. And the elites break them daily. And when they are stopped, they throw major temper tantrums like little kids.

It’s what the whole progressive moment is doing right now, throwing major tantrums.

Serena Williams might be a good tennis player, but today, she showed how classless she is. And how scared she is that her days are over.

Frankly, I think she should be banned from tennis for a year.

Watch this video, because all the other video’s will soon be edited to support her claims.

Nobody Asks the important question: Serena Williams…just WHO do you think you are? Superfly?

The smart thing to do was to lose gracefully and admit, you just had a child and the other woman just beat you fair and square.

That’s what Tiger Woods does, but then again…you’re not Tiger Woods.

Face it…you’re just an emotional…woman.

Go home and have a good cry, you’ll feel better.

September 9, 2018 Posted by | Sports, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

White Nationalists Cheer on Black Man With Clubs

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I started out my day listening to the usual political pundits on Meet the Press, Fox News, and all the other garbage put out as news programs. The vicious racist attacks on Trump were almost too much for Kelly Anne to bear let alone me. The President is a racist. That’s all they said, over and over and how BRAVE the new black princess of racial hatred is (Ombrosa) the new black queen crowned for coming out JUST IN TIME for the mid-term elections to warn the people of all the White Nationalists out to support President Trump.

White Nationalist is the new dirty word, have you noticed?  If your white and love your country, why YOU are a bigot.

You want to keep colored people in bondage. The big news was how the white supremacist were going to have a rally somewhere.  Jesse the Race baiter Jackson was brought out of HIS mansion to talk about the terrible white people.

But what I witness today, was a crowd of white nationalists that made me proud of white people. And I was proud of one very talented black man. One black man who should be held up high as a shining example of what a bunch of racist morons all the black athletics that take the knee in protest of…racism in American.

Tiger Woods is back.

The NFL players, could learn a thing or two from Tiger Woods. They could learn what sportsmanship is all about.

They should learn…to grow up.

One o’clock came about and I wanted to get away from all the racist crap on TV.

“Let’s turn on the PGA tournament…maybe we’ll see our son.” He had tickets to the affair. After all, it was here in St. Louis. We watched as a whole CROWD of white nationalistic racists cheered on their favorite golfer: Tiger Woods. Who by the way…is black.

EVERYBODY in St. Louis was cheering and very loudly, for the champion golfer of their lifetime.

The support for Tiger was so immense, so LOUD, so uplifting, even HE had tears in his eyes at many points from the support of all the people who had come to see the tournament.

I talked to my son afterwards. He was on cloud nine. He ran from hole to hole following Tiger, and even told him on the lst hole when he was close enough to him….”Come on Tiger, show them what you can do.!”

He was sure Tiger heard him.

Brooks Koepka may have won this PGA tournament, but to the St. Louis Crowd, it didn’t matter. St. Louis has always been a great sports town and they love a comeback.

You should have HEARD the reception Tiger got on the 18th hole but it was the most fantastic crowd explosion of sheer support I have EVER seen for anybody.

St. Louis LOVES Tiger Woods.

Tiger plays a gentleman’s game. He plays by the rules, and Tiger never joins in on politics. Tiger is humble, truthful, and always a good sport.

Tiger just plays the best golf he can. And the people love him for it. That’s how all sport should be played. I don’t care what sport it is, or what color you are: Just play the game, and the whole world will admire you if you do good.

After the game, 60 minutes came on. They were going to report about the Russians hacking our democracy, and Oprah was going to show the horrors of blacks being lynched so long ago…yada yada yada…

They wanted to catch the white nationalists crowd right after the PGA to teach them how racist they are.

Well, I’m sick to death of all this racist crap. Most white people are. The democrats are losing the black vote and so this all was brought out to help get the blacks to the poles in the mid terms.

Actually, it’s pretty disgusting what they are doing…spreading lies. Putting white people down.

But today, they couldn’t. Today, my son got to see one of the greatest golfers of all time, which was an inspiration to him, and to millions.

Thank GOD he’s back.

So, you go Tiger. Come back. We all need to remember what sports is really about.

Tiger just transcends the moment…and shows, what one man can do, with a club. And what Tiger did today was pretty spectacular.

Maybe we should set up free golf lessons for Antifa.

 

 

August 12, 2018 Posted by | American Culture, Sports, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Matt Wallace: Hole in One

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You don’t even have to be a golf fan to like this.

St. Louis hasn’t had this much fun since the Cardinals won the World Series.

ENJOY!

August 11, 2018 Posted by | Sports | | Leave a comment

How Can We Have a ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT When the French go Nuts?

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Have you SEEN all the French waving their E.U. flags after their big soccer world cup win? Neither have I. But who knew there were SO many people crazy about their country and their flag?

The French won the world cup. Watching that big crowd celebrating in France makes me wonder: Has it been THAT long since these people had a reason to celebrate? Isn’t this…ummm…uh...nationalism on display?

Is this picture not a support for nationalism? Isn’t ‘nationalism’ a dirty word now?

I’m been searching these pictures coming out of France, and I don’t see too many Muslims waving the French flag…do you?

It doesn’t matter who you are or what country you are from: very few people do NOT follow some kind of sport.

It’s a funny thing about sports fans. Last time I visited my doctor, he had a bow tie on with his favorite team’s logo: THE RAMS. Too bad they moved out of St. Louis, poor guy must get on a plane and go see them.

It’s also strange when your doctor confesses that he doesn’t know WHY he gets so sad when his team loses. It makes no sense to him.
I’ve often wondered about this myself, being as once upon a time I was absolutely hooked on the St. Louis Cardinals, back in the 1980s when they had Ozzie Smith doing flips, and Willie McGee stealing bases, and Jack Clark, (the last of the no-steroids batters) hitting REAL home runs.

“Yes, I know what you mean.” I said. “I had to go cold turkey on baseball. Four hours out of my day was getting ridiculous.”
I told him, I think the reason people get so hooked on their ‘teams’ is because the REAL world is so unfair, but in sports, the rules apply to everyone. No one can cheat. And everyone imagines what it must be like to be the hero. Not to mention, the sheer amazement at witnessing humans sometimes doing what seems to be the impossible: It’s the big rush of ‘hope’ that we all need to help us get through the drudgery of our jobs, our debt problems, our aging parents, sickness and deaths in the family…you always know that next season, your team will have another shot at the championship. It’s the hope that ….just wait till NEXT year, I will win like my team.

It’s hope at it’s best. It’s the human spirit alive and well for a few hours of escape.

And that’s why when the American football players used the game to express their anger, they took away the fan’s hope. Who want to go to a football game and be made to feel like a piece of shit? Hey, they are there to make US feel better. How dare they.

I also wonder why the owners of the NFL let their players ruin their profits and bottom lines? Nobody else selling a product would even think of that.

But what IF…the elites of the world really do want a global government? (We know they do.) Then soccer must come to take over football in America as the biggest sport. That way, we could play other nations rather than other cities…make us feel more like “global citizens.”

I’m sure the NFL owners could just as easily own a soccer team. The fields are all there.

Did you notice that for the first time in America’s history, soccer was played daily on many of our local and cable stations? Did you notice that the games were being announced every hour by whomever you were listening too?

Did you care a hoot about it? Yeah, me neither. But it was a first…Why should we care about the soccer world cup when we weren’t even in it?

So tell me: How are the elites who are trying to make this a ‘diverse’ world, going to get all the nations to stop celebrating their ‘heritage’ or their ‘country, when they are determined to make soccer the unifying element for the world of sports?

Or is the plan to let us all get out our ‘competition’ natural proclivities on the field of sports…like in old Rome, as a distraction to what they are really doing to us?

Okay, it’s a theory. Humans thrive on competition, and the politicians are scraping that wonderful human trait out of our society. Everyone in grade school now gets the star. Nobody can ‘excel’, anymore. But if our team wins: Then so do we.

Hey, how else did we make it to the moon? We had to beat the Russians. Want to get something done: competition.

It’s that simple. It’s also why America loves President Trump: He’s out to win. Not “get along.”

Or is it just the fact that people just want to celebrate?

Maybe I’m overthinking this.

Think I’ll go watch “The Hunger Games.”

July 15, 2018 Posted by | Sports, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Cares About the Stupidity of the NFL

Nobody Cares

I love it. All they talked about today was the stupid Eagles no-show party at the White House. They couldn’t have been ruder.

And now they say Trump is twisting their message.

Really? What a bunch of baloney.

Nobody with any sense cares that President Trump canceled the White House celebration of the Eagles victory in the NFL, when there was going to be only 2 guys from the team, to show up.

It doesn’t matter HOW many idiot reporters say President Trump is wrong and doing it for political reasons. You can BET that every NFL player in America has been to one of President Obama’s wild parties at the White House, so they really don’t care…they can do their drugs at the nearest D.C. bar. They’re rich enough.

There is nothing secret about President’s Trump love of the country. Before he was even President, he fought the politicians in Florida who wanted him to take down his big American Flag at Mara Lago. He refused and took them to court.

President Trump LOVES the country, and the flag. Nothing new there. What? Do you want a President who doesn’t care about you?

This whole thing was started by President Obama, and his race-baiting against the cops, and now, it’s just an excuse to get the National Anthem out of all sports games.

Liberals have agendas: Get rid of guns: Get rid of conservatives: Get rid of the Constitution: and you start by getting rid of all American traditions.

It’s pretty clear what the end game is here.

The Eagles Coach, Peterson came out today to make a statement, and all he said was he was going to concentrate on his job: training a winning team. Lame attempt to keep the fans. He knows that without fans, he could lose HIS job. We will never know how much money the NFL has lost due to protesting fans, who paid big bucks for tickets, but I bet it’s a lot.

Football, is JUST A GAME! A commodity. A commodity that you pay for. And part of that commodity is the National Anthem before the game. I remember when the National Anthem was played on the TV set before the station cut out for the night.

If the players were really concerned, they could go talk to the democratic politicians that have made cesspools out of the black neighborhoods. So you know this is all nonsense.

Talk about ‘tribal.’

President Trump stopped going to the White House Press party, so I hope he stops giving parties to sports teams that hate his guts.

What he did instead was honored the flag and our soldiers.

Good for him.

Those players might look back someday, and claim they won the fight against President Trump.

But at what price? Someday millions of black kids will not get to become multimillionaires like them, because football stadiums will become soccer stadiums. And soccer, is usually filled with Hispanics.

And you can bet, the coaches know it.

President Trump seems to be the only rich man fighting for America.

Too bad the big owners could care less, about the fans, but you can bet, it doesn’t matter.

Like the CEO’s of the big banks of Wall Street, you watch…..

They will all get big bonuses.

June 6, 2018 Posted by | Sports, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

The Essense of Having Fun While the Globe is Warming

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It’s Saturday night, and I’m watching the XGAME big air ski jumpers…all young guys, who are…basically

Fearless. Clearly, none of them have had a bad landing in their lives.

They never miss a landing.

All these guys are from Norway, Switzerland, Sweden…nobody is from America.

Amazing. Their mothers must have put them on ski’s when they were still in diapers.

I never got off the Bunny Hill in Aspen.

I couldn’t find a video of 2018, but I’m sure from what I’m watching, they are even more unbelievable.

Enjoy!

UPDATE: Henrik just won his fifth Gold Metal! Wow.

 

January 27, 2018 Posted by | Sports | | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes a Man Who Hates Drones….

Nobody Flashes

Wow…I was really angry yesterday…and for some reason…this video made me feel a WHOLE lot better!

Steven Stankos,  one of the best hockey players around, just happens to hate drones….and has a good idea how to take them down.

Thanks Steven, I needed that.

Enjoy!

 

 

September 18, 2015 Posted by | Sports | | 1 Comment

What’s Another Football Stadium to a Billionaire?

Nobody Knows:

Think the rich don’t rule America?

I don’t know what’s worse…taxpayers subsidizing the building of sports stadiums for billionaires, or having to fork out subsidizes to pay for multi-million dollar X Presidential libraries and their lucrative X Presidential foundations.

Old football stadium

Old football stadium

St. Louis…is a great baseball town. Next to the New York Yankees, the Cardinals have always been one of the most successful franchises in the MLB.  St. Louisians are also big hockey fans. We have the Blues and the fan base is just as strong.

But when it comes to football, there really is not much of a passion here for it.

Still, the taxpayers built a very nice football stadium for the RAMS, which was indoors, in 1995…but then, the Rams…sucked. They sucked for years. If you don’t have a winning team, you will not fill those seats. The sucky Rams were sold to a man named Stan Kreoenke..who said he wanted a NEW stadium or he would move the team.

Right. Blame it on the stadium. He wants OUT:

On January 31, 2014, both the Los Angeles Times and the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported that Stan Kroenke purchased approximately 60 acres of land adjacent to the Forum in Inglewood, California. The purchase price was rumored to have been between $90 million – $100 million. Commissioner Roger Goodell represented that Mr. Kroenke informed the league of the purchase. As an NFL owner, any purchase of land in which a potential stadium could be built must be disclosed to the league. Kroenke subsequently announced plans to build an NFL stadium on the site, in connection with the owners of the adjacent 238-acre Hollywood Park site, Stockbridge Capital Group.[23] This development has further fueled rumors that the Rams intend to return its management and football operations to Southern California. The land was initially targeted for a Wal-Mart Supercenter but Walmart could not get the necessary permits to build it. Kroenke is married to Ann Walton Kroenke who is a member of the Walton family and many of Kroenke’s real estate deals have involved Walmart properties. On January 5, 2015, The Los Angeles Times reported that Stan Kroenke and Stockbridge Capital Group are partnering up in developing a new NFL stadium on the Inglewood property owned by Kroenke. The project will include a stadium of up to 80,000 seats and a performance venue of up to 6,000 seats while reconfiguring the previously approved Hollywood Park plan for up to 890,000 square feet of retail, 780,000 square feet of office space, 2,500 new residential units, a 300-room hotel and 25 acres of public parks, playgrounds, open space and pedestrian and bicycle access. The stadium would likely be ready by 2018. In lieu of this St. Louis countered with a stadium plan for the north riverfront area, with the hope of persuading Missouri native Stan Kroenke to keep the Rams in the city. On February 24, 2015 the Inglewood City Council approved the stadium and the initiative with construction on the stadium planned to begin in December 2015.

Got that? Now, here’s the absurd part: The Democrats who RUN the city want to build a new stadium, football team or no football team.  St. Louis has a democratic Mayor, and a democratic Governor, Jay Nixon. But we are still paying for the old stadium, which may I add. is INDOORS. Bonds for construction of the Dome are still being paid through 2021 with Missouri paying $12 million/year and St. Louis City and St. Louis County paying $6 million/year each— So how are they going to pay for the new one on top of the old one?Football stadium

Common Core math.

Democratic Gov. Jay Nixon and the Regional Convention and Sports Complex Authority want to build a new stadium along the Mississippi River to counter the Rams’ possible relocation to Los Angeles. The Missouri Development Finance Board approved the $15-million plan despite opposition from Republican Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder, a board member who is running for governor. The sports authority plans to request another $17.5 million in tax credits next year and the year after, for a total of $50 million. That’s only a small chunk of funding needed for the project, which is estimated to cost $998 million.

Now, understand, the taxpayers are STILL on the hook for paying off the old stadium for another thirty years.seriously-side-eye-baby

The republican Missouri legislature is fighting this–and the city had an ordinance on the books to make sure that the voters would decide if they would support the heavy tax burden on them, once again, but a judge has simply, set it aside.

Which means, Jay Nixon is pushing for the taxpayers to pay for a brand new stadium which by all accounts won’t even have a team. On top of that, this is being pushed by the man who let Ferguson burn, Democrat governor, Jay Nixon.

Even if they could get a good team, there is no big money left here in St. Louis, what’s Nixon going to do? Bus in rich guys from around the country?

Nobody who lives here DARES go downtown anymore because that new stadium can be seen from Ferguson on a clear day. Like Detroit, downtown St. Louis is not much different from East St. Louis now….and yet…

The democrats want that stadium built and they want the poor guy barely making  $40,000 a year to pay for it.

And the people paying for it will never be able to go, due to the price of the tickets. Add to that…it’s outside, near the river…add humidity to the cold and you have..misery. That football team better win the Super Bowl.

St. Louis needs a new football stadium like they need a new Arch.

Thanks to…those democrats who “care” so much about the “little middle class” people, Nobody Thinks, just like Obamacare, they are going to force it down our throats…where I’m sure the democrats are HOPING the Mexicans will move here and want to play soccer in the brand new stadium.

What else makes sense? It’s not only the black lives that don’t matter here—-for the democrats—- It’s the voters who would rather have a safe city than another sucky football team.

When democrats are always jumping into bed with their rich donor friends, whose looking out for YOU kid?

 

 

September 3, 2015 Posted by | absurd, Sports, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

NFL Loses Hot Air, Democrats Full of It.

Nobody WondersTom Bradu suspended

Does a football commissioner have the same right as a Judge? The big talk of course that has saved Hillary Clinton once again for even being discussed, is that Tom Brady of the Patriots, JUST like Hillary Clinton, destroyed evidence that would convict him of a “crime.” …the big crime being he cheated in the Superbowl.

Tom Brady not only violated his sport’s integrity by participating in a scheme to tamper with the inflation levels of footballs but actively tried to cover up the conspiracy, National Football League commissioner Roger Goodell ruled Tuesday, upholding the Patriot quarterback’s four-game suspension.

In a stunning statement, Goodell alleged that Brady’s “very troubling’’ coverup effort involved instructing his assistant to destroy his cellphone less than 24 hours before he was interviewed by Ted Wells, the NFL’s special investigator in Deflategate.

I remember a time when sports were sports…and I remember a time when you had to get a court order to look at someone’s private phone records.

There might be another reason that Tom Brady wanted his phone destroyed, and obviously, taking a page right off the Clintons’ book of delay, erase, destroy evidence bible, he thought…Hey, if Hillary can do it, why can’t I?

The thing that is disturbing here is that a football commissioner can DEMAND to see your last four months cell phone texts.confused dog

And how is that possible?

Have we gotten so used to the loss of our 4th amendment rights that now it is understood that we MUST hand over all personal data about ourselves…with no rights of protection whatsoever?

Hillary’s crime is one thing: she is paid by the citizens of this country and we have legal rights to her records, but Tom Brady is a citizen. What right does any football commissioner have to confiscate his phone records?

When the money is big, and your career depends on winning at all costs, we have see our politicians cheat, commit crimes, fraud, bribery, all the while protecting themselves by denying, lying, and protecting themselves with every deceit they can muster.

Sports in America is also big money, and why were we surprised when Mark McGuire and Roger Clemens denied for years that they took steroids?

Did they have to provide their cell phone data up?

They lied. They wanted to win. They needed to pump up to win. They did it.

And why not? Our politicians lie to us every day and get by with it.

Nobody Wonders…if a deflated ball gave him THAT much of an advantage over every other football player.

You STILL have to make the throw.

You STILL have to make the right call.

You STILL have to be one of the best.—Unlike our politicians, who it seems can be community organizers from Kenya one day, and President the next, most of the Sports stars ones who make it to the top are of the one percent.

Too bad our politicians can’t go through the same training.

 

 

July 29, 2015 Posted by | Sports, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Lesson: The Coach that Cheats…Harms the Whole Team.

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Anybody that has had a kid in Little Leagues knows the scenario of cheating all too well. So, I’m sorry. The all black team that won the Little League highest honor last year, and they won it by stacking the deck with kids that were not suppose to be on that team…should lose those trophies.

Unfair you say? The adults did it? Mmmm………

According to my brother, the decision by the little league officials was right: You won the game boys…you have that honor, but you don’t get the title.

The kids won’t care he says. They won. It’s not their fault.Obama and little league

My brother has raised his son through the league, and he and I were both raised in a different America. The coaches played by the rules. But not today. I don’t know how many times I’ve heard my brother talk about five-year olds playing against kids twice their sizes by 100 pounds. Or teams with sixteen-year olds playing against 13-year olds. The kids try, but they can’t compete.

Guess what? The coaches have been doing this all over America. They go and get the best talent to make it to the top. Little league has become VERY competitive.

It’s a shame. The kids know they can’t beat the stacked team. And don’t be fooled, ALL the parents are aware of what’s going on too. The team that won the little league trophy was from Chicago.

That should tell you all you need to know.

But today, I did not hear ONE person anywhere say that the kids should forfeit the little league trophy.

The reason? It’s not the kids fault. Okay, It’s not, I agree. BUT…..

Let’s assume that the kids didn’t know that some of the kids on the team were NOT from the same place. That the coach had handpicked winners from around the area, and broke the rules.

The very fact is, rules were broken. It doesn’t matter if it’s not their fault, if everyone forgives the kids because their black or they’re just kids, than the message is:

You CAN cheat. Adults can cheat. If they get caught, nothing happens to them.

Jesse Jackson has called anyone a racist who thinks that rules were broken.

Please. How about playing another card…like the joker.

The team that lost, should receive that trophy, with an apology from the coach.

And then the kids on that team would learn a lesson about cheating. They would never forget it, and it would make better citizens of them all. They will see what happens when “leaders” who cheat hurt the people they are supposed to be leading, and they hurt the citizen…by cheating.

You either have rules, or you don’t.

IN America, cheating is not only allowed, it’s admired. Obama cheats every single day. He stacks the deck. And America has suffered dearly for it.

Anyway, let’s hope the officials at Little League stick to their decision.

(Thanks to my brother for his excellent take on it, and for making me see all sides.)

February 13, 2015 Posted by | corruption, Sports | , | 1 Comment

Nobody Wants a Tee-Shirt

Don't Tread on meNobody Reports

Nobody thinks it’s only right that a coach from a Boston Team called the Patriots wear a shirt that says, “Don’t Tread On Me.”

I want one….

 

February 3, 2015 Posted by | Sports | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Coach Pete Carroll VS France

Nobody’s Perfect

This week was a no-brainer. We have two contestants who SHOULD have won their respective contests, but blundered beyond comprehension.

First Up: The coach of the Seahawks, Pete Carroll, who by making the wrong call in Superbowl history, lost the game.football history

This writer sums it up …perfectly:

It was the height of stupidity, the epitome of idiocy, moronic nirvana.

It was a mistake of monstrous and monumental proportion, the Great Wall of dumb surrounding the Grand Canyon of dumber.

It went down in flames, and it will go down in history, quite simply and simple-mindedly, as “The Call.”

It was, by acclamation and without argument outside the Seattle Seahawks brain trust, the most imbecilic, senseless, defenseless, half-witted, empty-headed, brain-dead call in the history of organized football – and every other sport known to man in the history of the world.

And then there’s France.

France, has the reputation of being number one in the world of fine cuisine. The French got that honor right after they got rid of the guillotines and gave the government back to the rich Kings, and put the chefs back to work.

But this week…the French LOST the international chef contest! In fact, it placed…

Get your forks ready…7th!

From the National Post:

PARIS — It is considered to have one of the finest cuisines in the world. But France faced gastronomic humiliation after it failed to make the podium on home soil in a global cooking championship.

Norway won this year’s gold medal in the Bocuse d’Or, a contest often described as the World Cup of chefs. France only managed to muster seventh place in the competition in which chefs must “demonstrate creativity, spontaneity and the mastery of their art”.

Rubbing more salt into the wound, America – home of fast food and “le hamburger” – took silver, a historic first, with Sweden clinching the bronze.USA second

This is truly epic: America, land of chicken McNuggests, Whoppers, sloppy Joes, and onion rings, came in…second.

This could be an international crisis.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

How did our losers handle their defeat?

Nicolas Davouze, the main French Chef, who had high hopes for his “facon grenobloise and guinea fowl truffee petites farces bourgeoisis” said:

“Whatever happens, I have no regrets. I gave everything.”

(He forgot to put salt on the truffee petites, I’m sure of it.)sea hawk

Coach Carroll said:

“We were going to run the ball in to win the game, but not on that play. I didn’t want to waste a run play on their goal-line guys. It was a clear thought, but it didn’t work out right. The guy (Butler) made a play that no one would have thought he could make.”

(Evidently the ONLY person in the world who didn’t imagine what would happen was Pete Carroll. )

Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

The French have held the tradition of making god awful crepes stuffed with cream crudités a la fish for ages, and will continue to win, all they need to do is get new judges next year.

Pat Carroll’s “call’ on the other hand, will NEVER be forgotten. Not even in France. Not even while dining out at the finest restaurants in all the world, right now, at this VERY moment people are eating their dinners and saying—-CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT CALL?

Congratulations Pete! You may have lost the Superbowl but you have won the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week!

I suggest if any of us happen to run into Pete, we all buy him a drink, and suggest he take a nice long trip to France, where he will feel…more at home where he can share a heartfelt cri de coeur. (cry in French.)

There’s always next year.

 

 

February 2, 2015 Posted by | Food, Sports, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

What? You Haven’t Seen this?

Nobody Flashes

Okay, you all made it through the week reading my very depressing and very often, sarcastic opinions, so it’s only fair I share some laughs on the weekends, right?

If you haven’t seen this video, you might be the only one in the world who hasn’t.

Enjoy! (I like the pickle comment.)

January 23, 2015 Posted by | humor, Sports | , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Patriots VS Costa Rican

 Nobody’s Perfect

“Thou Shalt Not Steal” said Moses. And it was a pretty good rule too. All those starving people were probably stealing grandma’s favorite goats out there in the desert… but that was long ago, BEFORE the world invented such temptations like Superbowl rings, and color TVS.

Football Fan

Football Fan

And so, This week, we compare a football team, and an unknown lady, both accused of cheating.

Let’s start with the one most talked about: The Patriots are accused of “cheating” and thereby ‘stealing’ a win, in their last football game, which happened to take them to the Superbowl:

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. – Patriots coach Bill Belichick said Monday he will cooperate with an NFL investigation into whether the Patriots used footballs that were not fully inflated during Sunday’s 45-7 win over the Colts in the AFC Championship Game.

The potential use of underinflated game balls was first reported by Bob Kravitz of WTHR.com two hours after the game. Using underinflated footballs can help quarterbacks and receivers grip the ball better, especially in the rain. It rained during the game and there were occasional downpours.

 

Yes, even though the OTHER team got to catch that deflated football TOO..logic does not serve here.

And then you have the Costa Rican Lady who just wanted to steal a TV…and did.

Pretty slick, huh? Either she has thighs that would fit on the hubs of a RAM Truck, or this is NOT the first TV she has stolen.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it the Patriots, who by their very name are no doubt hated by Eric Holder, and Barack Obama, if for no other reason than they are not named after an Indian Tribe? Nobody Thinks even if the football WAS deflated, it’s not like they are the only ones allowed to touch it. I didn’t see the game, but something tells me, they should blame whatever rep handles the footballs, not the teams. Nevertheless..deflated football

This is not the first time the Patriots have been involved in a game-day controversy. In a 2007 game against the Jets, they were accused of taping the Jets’ sideline defensive signals. The NFL determined the Patriots violated NFL rules and made them surrender their 2008 first-round draft pick. The team was fined $250,000 and Belichick was fined $500,000.

Wow. That’s serious. Taping the other team? Whoa.  I don’t know.

Or is it the lady who had the “squat and insert” position down pat?

Or maybe we should be asking, “What would Moses do?”

I don’t know. Nobody Thinks the trophy for best cheater and stealer of the years goes to the Costa Rican woman. Who KNOWS how many things she has stolen? I bet she could walk out with a lawn mower, microwave oven, one of those expensive mixers I can’t afford…..a new washer, at least ten boxes of expensive perfume..

What was her name again?

As for the Patriots?

Keep the name fellows. Deflated football or not…I don’t follow football, but something tells me, if you can’t play with ANY kind of ball in the rain, then you deserve to lose.

I suggest the Colts go to the gym, and start developing those thighs.

 

 

January 19, 2015 Posted by | corruption, Sports, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

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