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Nobody’s Perfect: Calvin Klein

Nobody’s Perfect

Calvin Klein got a lot of notice with a real ‘girl’ kissing a robot ‘girl’.

Nobody can figure out why.

After all, since she was a little…whatever she was…she was probably kissing her dollies. Her dog. Her mother. Wait…maybe her mother was a man…so, it’s just something she was paid a LOT to do.

Wait. No.

If this is suppose to sell Calvin Klein underwear, I’m not sure why.

If you put this underwear on, will a robot want to kiss you?

Does that sound like a good reason to buy that underwear?

Can that robot have babies yet? Or is kissing as far as it goes? Can you Frenchkiss and does it taste like plastic?

Will it fit into YOUR Calvin Klein’s too.?

Where’s Marty?

Do we really want to go back to the future and have Marty kiss his MOTHER in Calvin Klein’s?

Okay, I’m confused.

May 20, 2019 Posted by | absurd | | Leave a comment

Bedroom Movies? Mmmmmmm

Nobody Flashes

All the big movie stars are in a panic, because, besides the latest Marvel fantasy 3-D blockbusters, where the PR is in the billions, nobody is going to the movies anymore.

The Malls have closed, and the big threates are becoming obsolete.

Netflick, has taken over.

Spielberg is especially annoyed, and this nobody wonders why? (Can you say the word: MONEY)

Sure, we love 3-D, and a good story, but everybody now has a nicer TV set, and ten dollars a month with thousands of movies to pick from, not to mention, originals made just for Netflick, and home made popcorn?  A comfy bed? And with everyone now too lazy to even walk around the block….

Beats spending a small fortune at the big screen any day.

The novelty of the 3-D has worn off. And it takes a good story with great characters to get you to want to spend your money. Both Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings movies did that.

But that was a different time.

Not to mention, Hollywood now basically makes movies to appeal to China.  After all, the market there is much bigger. Most all of the new movies are released over in China first now. And China owns half of the theaters here anyway.

So, this idea of putting ‘beds’ in a public theater to get people back? Not sure how many people would to it more than one.

Why? BECAUSE YOU CAN’T WATCH IN YOUR Pajamas! And they think that nobody will have sex while in them?

Are you kidding?

I guess that’s coming. Kind of like how they are  letting people shoot up in the park. Couples will be allowed blankets upon request.

Nevertheless…with Obama and Michelle on Netflick’s board, this Nobody Wonders when the price will go up, and people will be watching some other platform because the movies will all be about racist white supremist and the horrible America.

By then, everyone will have a 3-D TV.

I don’t know folks. It’s the end of Mother’s day, and I just think it’s….silly.

Hope YOUR mother’s day was a good one.

 

May 12, 2019 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

What Came First? The Elite or the Egg?

Nobody Knows—

How much the gap growing between the ‘wealthy’ in this country and the sinking middle class has effected our very lives. Since the middle class has been slowly destroyed with NAFTA, CAFTA and all the other AFTA’s, the people who HAVE money, just don’t think the other people who are still struggling…get it.

For instance, I had an appointment today with a place that helps fix injuries in the latest technology: stem cells used to fix—WHATEVER.  We were discussing my knee when the man trying to sell me the whole course of work at this fabulous place somehow got on the subject of eating right. He told me that for TWO YEARS…I was not to exercise at all, or the program would not work.

“But I’ll get really fat! And then who knows? I could get diabetes, or heart failure, or put even more weight on my knees than they could handle.” I said.

It sounded stupid. Don’t move for two years…and their program will work. He was trying to tell me that I would not gain weight if I ate right.

He bragged about how he buys his own grass-eating cow, and eats nothing but hormone free chicken, everything, you know, we all know about what they are doing to us with the food, and then I said–

“Yeah, but eating healthy can be REALLY expensive.” In other words, maybe YOU can afford to buy the whole cow….

Wrong thing to say. He starting ranting about how much cheaper he can feed his family on all his health food, and I wanted to ask him if he did the grocery shopping, but he basically said, you should pay whatever it costs to eat healthy, and I was a fool not to.

And he told me eggs were bad for me. Right. Insult the person whom you are trying to get to sign a $7,000 contract for 8 weeks of knee messages and ONE shot of stem cells, and insult the poor egg.

My point being, it’s not the whole food conversation that is wrong, it’s the fact that the guy thought that he was SO superior about his diet, and everybody was making the same amount of money as him. And surly he thought I should spend what money I had on buying that cow.

Did I mention that this guy look like “The Rock” on steroids?

He was…an elite. And he saw me as a moron.

Now, notice in this video the same point is made: The elites believe themselves to be superior in every way to the lowly plebeians below them.

Hillary can’t even drive a car. She never had to. And so, because they are so superior, they can do whatever the heck they like. Even commit felonies. THEY know, it’s all okay.

Anyway, as you can guess, I just saved myself $7,000, to which my husband was very happy, and he went out and bought himself a new XBOX.

Nobody Knows how that logic works, but it’s okay, because my husband would never tell me in a million years NOT to eat eggs.

Good thing, he wasn’t with me.

 

December 18, 2018 Posted by | absurd, Elites, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Who’s Cold? Lady Gaga, or Hillary Clinton?

Nobody Flashes

What? Lady Gaga sang this song on the Muppet’s show? Who knew? Is somebody going to tell the View that this clear and present danger to children was on the Muppet’s Christmas show?

Who also knew that Donald and Hillary were also singing this song, and here we thought they were debating.

What else can they do with technology? Who knew Trump and Hillary actually could sing?

Enjoy!

 

December 15, 2018 Posted by | absurd, humor, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

WHEN Will This Insanity Stop?

Nobody Wonders

Is there anybody else besides me that wonders how in the WORLD are the democrats getting by with committing such blatant crimes?

When did we become a nation ruled by lawyers and judges?

When did a whole CONGRESS step aside when it comes to justice? Where are their voices?

What in the world happen to rule of law?

Why is Mueller allowed to spend millions of dollars trying to find crimes on anybody that even questioned Obama, or Comey, or Hillary, and why are the real criminals being allowed to continue their quest to get rid of an election?

Why did Jeb Bush allow the same criminals that committed crimes in 2000 continue to hold their offices?

How can democrats commit crime after crime and EVERYONE is afraid to throw their butts in jail? Or even arrest them?

How can they continue to count votes after a deadline? How can such fraud and corruption even be permitted in our country?

When DID America become a banana republic?

Why do we have to take in 5 million more ‘refugees?’ simply because the Bush family and the Clinton family think it’s a good thing? Simply because the liberals want more votes?

How long have the lies, misinformation, and fake news been going on?

And how, can movie stars like Robert De Niro keep insulting our President without paying a price.?

WHEN, did movie stars become so classless? So ignorant? So hurtful? So greedy?

So, inhuman?

When exactly did 2018 become 1984?

And when will, if ever, this insanity stop?

 

November 13, 2018 Posted by | absurd | , | Leave a comment

NASCAR’s Cars are Fast: Their Firetrucks…Not so much.

Nobody Flashes

Has anybody said that DAD actually got there BEFORE the crew and if he hadn’t gotten there, his son might have suffered severe burns or even death?

NASCAR reported that Jones was cited for breaking the rules by running onto the track. He will serve a probationary period for the rest of the season.

“We have sat down with Mr. Jones and discussed what transpired on Saturday, and he fully understands our position on non-safety personnel entering the track surface during an event. We are all grateful that there weren’t any injuries, and we look forward to getting back to racing,” NASCAR said in a statement reported by ESPN.

If Dad had not been on the crew ‘team’ I could see their point. But he was right there. He did what any parent, or even someone on any crew would have done.

How is this any different from someone who is told “wait for the police” and in the meantime dies?

Something tells me they should change the rules.

Typical bureaucracy…be a hero, get hammered.

President Trump deals with this every day

Mr. Jones…did what any good parent would have done, and I bet somewhere “mom’ is thanking GOD that Dad was there.

Dad, was just happy to have saved his son.

And it doesn’t get any better than that.

June 23, 2018 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Does X President George W. Bush Even LIVE in America?

Nobody Reports

President Bush, in order to keep HIS legacy from being erased from history, used his works on ‘aids’ to come out and support the New World Order plan for America to continue to support the rest of the world.

Nice idea, if the American people didn’t have to pay for it all:

“America is indispensable for the world and the dangers of isolation loom. The price of greatness is responsibilities. One cannot rise to be in many ways the leading community in the civilized world without being involved in its problems, without being convulsed by its agonies and inspired by its causes,” Bush said, quoting the prime minister, after accepting the Atlantic Council’s Distinguished International Leadership Award in Washington on Thursday evening. “If this had been proved in the past as it had been, it will become indisputable in the future. People in the United States cannot escape world responsibility. I wholeheartedly agree.”

Indirectly referring to President Trump’s “America First” presidential campaign theme, Bush said, “As we saw in 9/11, how people live overseas can affect us here at home. When we confront suffering, when we save lives, we breathe hope into the devastated populations, strengthen and stabilize society, and make our country and the world safer.”

Say Mr. Bush, have you SEEN the tents in Los Angeles? Have you BEEN to our cities of Detroit, Baltimore, St. Louis? Do you even LIVE here? We’ve given TRILLIONS to other countries and they STILL hate us.

This man really pisses me off. Sorry.

In other news, the fashion designer Lagerfeld did a “Trump” and express an honest, logical statement on the fanatic Angela Merkel:

“One cannot – even if there are decades between them – kill millions of Jews and then bring millions of their worst enemies in their place.” Lagerfield

Oh, but according to George W. Bush, that’s Germany’s responsibility.

Right?

May 12, 2018 Posted by | absurd | | Leave a comment

When You HAVE Nothing to Show: GIVE AWAY FREE STUFF!

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The communists will take over our country yet! Comrades! Hillary will only be in her 90’s!

From Breitbart: 

The Free Beacon noted that the invitation for the gathering read:

It’s 2022 and we are celebrating policy victories across the nation: Medicare for All and Free College, and next on the agenda is Reparations.

Because we’re governing with gusto, we’re seeing victories up and down the ballot—including winning a governorship in Texas and putting 38 electoral votes in grasp by 2024.

Stop in 2020 and 2019 when local power builders turned Arizona and Florida solidly blue and established Virginia as a progressive governance jugger

So, make sure the transformers in Puerto Rico keep blowing up, keep the borders wide open in Arizona, and Texas, and give blacks free everything for reparations, and let everyone shit in the streets. Make arresting anybody illegal. Let the country be run by all women.

It’s not just free beer and hot dogs anymore to get the vote, it’s free everything for all kids and illegals!

That’s a winning communist ticket! In fact, if it was up to Zuckerberg, everyone would get a paycheck so that he could keep on spending on products sold on Facebook!

Sounds like heaven?

Only one catch: They might have to dig up Bernie out of his grave to be Zuckerberg’s VP.

 

April 19, 2018 Posted by | absurd | , , , | Leave a comment

You Don’t Even NEED to Brush Your Teeth Today

Nobody Flashes

Well…according to about 30 YouTube video’s Nostradamus, NASA, the Bible, Jesus, Michio Kaku, TODAY, will be our last day on the planet. (Well, maybe.)

The earth will be hit by planet Nibiru and there you go. We won’t have to hear the shrill voice of Hillary Clinton ever again.

It seems the elites that knew this, didn’t want to panic us, so they just gave us hints in movies.

Today, September 23, 2017, will be our last day on earth.

Hopefully, I can wash my car first, and it waits until after lunch.

I’d  HATE to die on an empty stomach.

 

September 22, 2017 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Wonders About Magazine Editors and Flat Irons

Nobody Wonders

The democrats spent $30 million trying to get young pajama boy Ossoff elected to the House in Georgia, but the state of Newt stayed true, and elected Republican Karen Handel.

Good to know Georgia is NOT France. Another Trump victory.

So, this Nobody Wonders how many Russians were counting the votes?

Just watch…the democrats will say they won…the “moral” victory. What moral victory?

What ‘morals’ do the democrats stand for anyway? Socialism? Islam’s treatment of women? Freedom to set fires and burn cities down? What’s moral about any of those?

Which brings me to something I was wondering about today: America’s magazine editors, and how “morality” has a much different meaning to the various corporate editors of most of our Magazines.

Let’s take the two editorials I was reading today:
A Farce to Be Reckoned With…written by Graydon Carter in Vanity Fair.
And Celebrate Your Independence by Michele Promualayko, in Cosmopolitan.

First: Let’s start with Graydon.
Vanity Fair has many articles, mostly celebrating the rich and the English Royals, but Graydon has been so pissed off that Trump won the election, he has devoted every single editorial since Trump got elected to tearing President Trump apart.

He’s wearing out his poor dictionary trying to find words…to describe how much he hates Trump.

Here’s a sample:

“If you think you are having a tough time of it since the election, please have some sympathy for the journalist, career civil servant, and White House supplicants who have to deal with Trumpian levels of insanity on a minute-to-minute basis. Trumpian! The word “trump’ formerly was a verb used in polite bridge and whist circles. (He should know,) Trump, the man, is now up there with Hercules and Sisyphus with his own branded adjective. I’m not completely sure what it stands for. But when it finally settles into the lexicon, I’m certain that it will be a disconcerting combination of petulant, preening, ignorant, shameless, vulgar, paranoid, vainglorious, reckless, imperious, impulsive, unhinged, callous, corrosive, narcissistic, intemperate, juvenile, disloyal, venal, chaotic, squalid, what have I forgotten? Oh yes! And just mind-numbingly, epically incompetent.”

And then there’s Michele. The LAST thing I expected to read in Cosmopolitan was a political editorial. After all, here’s some of the articles:

Could he be Faking it? You Sure?
Teach Your Flat Iron 4 New Tricks
Sun’s Out, Buns Out!
More Sex…Less Stress!

Yes, imagine. You start reading the title: Independence. Right. Love it. Then she says this:

“One of the most festive times is always July 4th, Independence Day. But among all the BBQs and fireworks displays, tis easy to forget the deep significance of the occasion and how lessons of the past can inform the present, in giant and tiny ways.”

She goes on to say that our founders were ‘radicals.’

“Undoubtedly each of us encounter times when we’re painted as radical when we want to go in a different direction than the pack. It’s always a hard thing to do. So, in this month’s issue, we’ve gathered women from divergent backgrounds who have all boldly raised their voices on topics they are passionate about, no matter how unpopular. In an exclusive essay, Senator Elizabeth Warren explains (How to braid your hair JUST like Pocahontas…sorry.) what it takes to persist when you’re swimming against a strong current.” (Has she ever BEEN in a river? Hey, I’ll watch.)

“And then there’s our cover star, Scarlett Johansson, discussing what she’s will to risk to speak here truth.” (Oh boy…can’t wait to read that one.)

Michelle goes on to say that their words can be used to motivate you to take over the world…

“COSMO is here to encourage you to celebrate you to strike out on your own.” (Bring your best Dildo!)

Well, you get the drift. Have LOTS of sex, and then hate Trump, and go protest, make sure you do your butt exercises.

I don’t know which editor is more of an idiot. Graydon for not getting over his hatred, or Michelle, who has decided to use her sex/fashion magazine to fulfill a REVOLUTION against the swimming tide of …

Of what?

They never say.

But, the good news is: President Trump is pushing all the right buttons.

I have a subscription to Vanity Fair. Every issue they celebrate the liberal, rich elite world of themselves. It’s good to know the liberal mind. But, I never ordered Cosmopolitan

Still…I’d like to thank the person who sends it to me, since they remain anonymous.

Someday, I intend to teach my flat-iron new tricks. You never know when you might need a good flat-iron, especially if those young women of the ‘revolution’ come after me.

I’ll…be ready. I might even plug it in first.

June 20, 2017 Posted by | absurd, Oligarchy, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Gangnam Style….and Peace?

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So, does anybody besides me wonder if Kim Jung UN got together with Psy and made a video, that maybe he would find stardom around the world to stroke his ego, instead of launching missiles to make himself feel good?

North and South Korea could come together with dance moves. They could have video dance offs.

You have to hand to the Asians…they took western music video’s and had WAY too much fun.

Nobody Wonders if the people of North Korea have even HEARD this song.

Yes. I do wonder.

 

April 28, 2017 Posted by | absurd, music | , | Leave a comment

Well, Heck.

Nobody Cares

Well Heck.

I’ve got a brand new computer, a brand new keyboard, a brand new book called “Windows 10 for Dummies” (over 8,459,34 pages) and like most new things, I’m going every other minute…WTF did I do?

For instance, I just found out that you can have two desktops, each with two different apps floating around the bottom, and the book said to put the weather app in one desktop and the mail app in the OTHER desktop. Cool. I did that. Not that I would EVER need two desktops, but then again, Bill Clinton didn’t really need Monica now did he?

Then it said to move the weather app from Desktop two, over to Desktop one, and it would be great. So, I tried it, and low and behold, the whole weather app disappeared.

Take about panic. My weather app is more accurate than the National Weather service, who said they truly knew last weekend that the blizzard petered out, but somebody in high power, decided to strand all those poor people in airports. Not their fault.

I’m sure, the order came from John McCain.

Thank god the weather app came back after I restarted the computer. When in doubt, just restart…unless of course you have some sinister John McCain operative trying to wreak your hard drive. I purposely blamed John McCain because today, I got over 20 calls from the same guy who, when I answered, just breathed heavily in Farsi.

As we ALL know, you cannot blame a Muslim for anything, least Allah comes down and decides to take your weather app.

So, now you know…I’m computer retarded, and I blame that on Thomas Edison, who thought memorizing things was stupid, and if you wanted to know something, you should just look it up. And that’s how he tortured his kids. He made THEM look up everything for him.

I can’t tell you how much I missed this past…how long was I gone? No matter.

John McCain needs to find a hobby, like, cleaning up those admirals who held big parties with prostitutes and….wasting the taxpayers money.

No doubt, he was there.

Can you tell I’ve been festering about McCain?

Okay. Enough. The good news is I’ll be trying to post, more, although I’m short on pictures…don’t ask. Long story.

Here’s the only one I have.

Me. After losing weather app.

The bad news is this new keyboard feels like it needs to be oiled. It has buttons on it that evidently edit film, cook bacon, and bring you coffee.

I do have some opinions about Obamacare TWO rollout–tomorrow.

I must say, it’s good to be back.

 

 

 

 

March 15, 2017 Posted by | absurd | | 3 Comments

The Fathomless Mind of Yvetter Felarra

Nobody Gets Email

I got this last week, and my mind was a bit blown by this girl’s complete dismissal of reality. If you watch this loony girl, (Who, god help us, is a teacher) insist that every conservative basically does not deserve to exist, and then realize, she is dead serious, you have to wonder what kind of sex life she has.

How she can insist that she has the right to hit people, because she doesn’t like them?

She should have been arrested for the assault you see her commit in this video. In fact, all over the country, Trump supporters are getting beat up, some of them badly. Not much is happening to them. Cops are even letting it happen in some places.

And yet, these mentally deranged children (which is what they are) say that it’s because of the violent attacks happening all around THEM, and at them, that gives them the right to fight back.

–violent attacks from the “alt-right’ which of course, are not happening.

Yvette labels Trump supporters as fascists, which is exactly what SHE is, but don’t tell her. If she had a brain it would explode, and frankly, the streets are in bad enough condition.

All I can say is….amazing.  Also, notice how she expands the meaning of the word “fascist” to mean a whole butt-load of things, including genocide.

Someone should ask her just WHO is breaking windows and setting fires, (It’s not the alt-right) and why that isn’t fascist.

And by the way, nobody on the right, not Milo, or anybody is calling for ‘genocide.’

I tell you one thing, if she would have pushed me like that, I would have pushed back.

Yvette Felarra: Mindless, obnoxious, and close to becoming Soros’s new unmitigated bully.

Milo should dare her to a debate! THAT would be a good show.

(Thanks to ‘g’ man)

February 15, 2017 Posted by | absurd, communism, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Will the Muslims Shop At Target?

Nobody’s Win!

Let’s not worry about the 9th circuit court’s decision to boss around the President of the United States, let’s instead, look back and remember what a few million people can do,target-four

Trump is trying to make America great again, and the Rino’s demanded their global carbon tax this week.  John McCain can’t keep his mouth shut, and the Rino’s stand silently by while the Democrats bully President Trump’s order to have a sensible immigration policy.

Because Daddy Bush has promised some big money donor somewhere that Mexico and America will merge…The North American Territory will go on…and his family can keep their big ranch in South America. After all, they have John Roberts to damn Trump. They are hoping this goes to the Supreme Court.

That’s why Trump should stay away from the Supreme Court and make the Congress impeach the damn Judge, or do something.  

In the meantime…back to my subject.

When Obama made it his wish to let all bathrooms in the United States be unisex, Target jumped right on board. target-three

So people just stopped shopping at Target. The store shares fell about 23 percent since last April and they have lost over $10 billion. Because of that they had to shelve some projects they had lined up for the future.

So, just think, if boycotting Target caused that much damage, just imagine how many people will never pay to see a Meryl Streep movie ever again?

No WONDER she is so mad. target-one

On the other hand, the liberals are boycotting Ivanka Trump because they don’t like her dad. And he has every right to say something about it.

I’m not worried. I’m going to start buying her stuff, so will a lot of women.

But the funny thing is, they ALL attack Trump and his advisors for even mentioning Ivanka.

They start the fight, Trump fights back…and HE becomes the meanie…it’s truly insidious.

I’m sick of them all…how about you?

 

February 9, 2017 Posted by | absurd | , , | Leave a comment

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