Joyanna Adams

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The Fathomless Mind of Yvetter Felarra

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I got this last week, and my mind was a bit blown by this girl’s complete dismissal of reality. If you watch this loony girl, (Who, god help us, is a teacher) insist that every conservative basically does not deserve to exist, and then realize, she is dead serious, you have to wonder what kind of sex life she has.

How she can insist that she has the right to hit people, because she doesn’t like them?

She should have been arrested for the assault you see her commit in this video. In fact, all over the country, Trump supporters are getting beat up, some of them badly. Not much is happening to them. Cops are even letting it happen in some places.

And yet, these mentally deranged children (which is what they are) say that it’s because of the violent attacks happening all around THEM, and at them, that gives them the right to fight back.

–violent attacks from the “alt-right’ which of course, are not happening.

Yvette labels Trump supporters as fascists, which is exactly what SHE is, but don’t tell her. If she had a brain it would explode, and frankly, the streets are in bad enough condition.

All I can say is….amazing.  Also, notice how she expands the meaning of the word “fascist” to mean a whole butt-load of things, including genocide.

Someone should ask her just WHO is breaking windows and setting fires, (It’s not the alt-right) and why that isn’t fascist.

And by the way, nobody on the right, not Milo, or anybody is calling for ‘genocide.’

I tell you one thing, if she would have pushed me like that, I would have pushed back.

Yvette Felarra: Mindless, obnoxious, and close to becoming Soros’s new unmitigated bully.

Milo should dare her to a debate! THAT would be a good show.

(Thanks to ‘g’ man)

February 15, 2017 Posted by | absurd, communism, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Will the Muslims Shop At Target?

Nobody’s Win!

Let’s not worry about the 9th circuit court’s decision to boss around the President of the United States, let’s instead, look back and remember what a few million people can do,target-four

Trump is trying to make America great again, and the Rino’s demanded their global carbon tax this week.  John McCain can’t keep his mouth shut, and the Rino’s stand silently by while the Democrats bully President Trump’s order to have a sensible immigration policy.

Because Daddy Bush has promised some big money donor somewhere that Mexico and America will merge…The North American Territory will go on…and his family can keep their big ranch in South America. After all, they have John Roberts to damn Trump. They are hoping this goes to the Supreme Court.

That’s why Trump should stay away from the Supreme Court and make the Congress impeach the damn Judge, or do something.  

In the meantime…back to my subject.

When Obama made it his wish to let all bathrooms in the United States be unisex, Target jumped right on board. target-three

So people just stopped shopping at Target. The store shares fell about 23 percent since last April and they have lost over $10 billion. Because of that they had to shelve some projects they had lined up for the future.

So, just think, if boycotting Target caused that much damage, just imagine how many people will never pay to see a Meryl Streep movie ever again?

No WONDER she is so mad. target-one

On the other hand, the liberals are boycotting Ivanka Trump because they don’t like her dad. And he has every right to say something about it.

I’m not worried. I’m going to start buying her stuff, so will a lot of women.

But the funny thing is, they ALL attack Trump and his advisors for even mentioning Ivanka.

They start the fight, Trump fights back…and HE becomes the meanie…it’s truly insidious.

I’m sick of them all…how about you?

 

February 9, 2017 Posted by | absurd | , , | Leave a comment

And You Thought People on FOUR Wheels were Stupid.

Nobody’s Perfect

It’s summer, and once again, I have to manage my pet peeve.men on bikes two

Here’s my pet peeve. I can’t STAND the thousands of Lance Armstrong wannabe’s riding their bikes on the street of America, as IF they were in the Tour de France and being broadcasted around the world, and about to become the next famous long distance star on the road to fame and Nike commercials.

The last time I rolled down my window and yelled at a guy on a bike, (whose butt was high in my face even though I was in a car) he turned around and told me to “F*$&% OFF.” He was riding in the middle of the street, in FRONT of my car, and going about 10 mph.

He was SURE he had the right of way. He even yelled it at me.

What did I say? “Have you got a brain!?”

And that’s how I look at it. All over the country, our politicians are saying that cars should give the right of way to the bikes on the side of the road.

And sometimes those bikers get going really fast, and they are going downhill, and they come to an intersection, and they DON’T stop for the light, leaving everybody’s heart pounding for the splat.

There IS no commons sense whatsoever in this.

I don’t care if you are Lance Armstrong, you should not be on the shoulder of a road where the cars are going 40 mph or faster.

Hell, you shouldn’t even be riding down the middle of a street in a subdivision.bikes four

THEY HAVE SIDEWALKS FOR THAT MORON! We have beautiful parks all over the country, with bike paths, why not get your ass in gear, and go there to get your workout?

Oh…no girls will see you? Could that be it? Or did you flunk math? Is this just an ego thing? You want the whole world to see what fine shape you’re in?

Here we are…in the 21st century, and all over America, men in their groovy speedo’s, cool Ray Bans, $200 dollar biker shoes, and $400 dollars bikes, THINK they are …superhuman and they would actually live if someone hit them from the back.

And that’s ANOTHER pet peeve I have. Who decided that NOT being able to see the car behind you is smart? If you go against the traffic, at least you have a few seconds to get out of the way, should Cathy the college girl decides she needs to text her boyfriend at the moment your bike hits a rock.

Let’s see, how much force will hit you if a ten ton truck going even 30 mph slams into you? Will you live? CAN your bones survive such an accident?

And let’s talk about that helmet? Is it going to protect your neck when it snaps? Does the thought of a wheelchair for life excite you?

I know the “progressives” want to get us out of our cars, so that we just ride our bikes like the good Europeans, but this country is not built for such nonsense. They have nothing but idiots over there.

And it’s not just the bikers that are in trouble…walking can get you killed too:

Pedestrian and bicyclist deaths rose faster than the overall rate — 6.4 and 6.5 percent, respectively. Last year, 4,743 people were killed while walking and 726 while biking. This is a long-term trend: Walking and biking are becoming more dangerous relative to driving. Occupants of passenger vehicles make up 65 percent of fatalities now, down from 75 percent in 2003, while “non-occupants” (i.e. pedestrians and cyclists) make up 17 percent, up from 13 percent. Motorcyclists now account for 15 percent of casualties, up from 9 percent.

And the worst of it, if the driver hits a man on a bike, it’s ALWAYS the drivers fault.

Construction workers die every day.  Around three quarters of cyclists killed have major head injuries.bikes five

Bikes are giving guns in this country a good run for stats.

Common sense tells you NOT to jump in front of an oncoming train.

Common sense says don’t ride your bike on the side of any road where cars are flashing by at speeds way beyond anything you could ever attend.

You are NOT a car.

You are a just a man with a missing link, who somewhere in his life, decided he was going to ride his bike…in traffic.

You’d be safer bungee jumping. I’m just saying.

And I will continue to yell to any bikers that I see..things like:

.”Hope Obama CARES about you!” (Because I don’t.)

Nothing fits the saying “It’s just an accident waiting to happen.” like guys riding their bikes in traffic.

It’s going to be a lo000000000000ng summer.

 

 

 

 

 

June 20, 2016 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Harvard: Home of the Baal Worshipers.

Nobody KnowsBaal

I’ve been getting an email from a writer friend of mine, who was REALLY upset at the news that the Temple of Baal, was going to be built in New York and London…he sent me a link:

The newest wrinkle in our trek to insanity is that to sympathize with, or to show support for, a particular group of people, America and England are going to have full-size, 48-foot temple entrances of the god “Baal” erected in New York’s Times Square and Trafalgar Square in London.

The organization behind this is the Institute of Digital Archaeology, which is a joint venture between Harvard University, the University of Oxford and Dubai’s Museum of the Future.

Per a WND column written by Matt Barber in 2008: “The principal pillars of Baalism (Baal worship) were child sacrifice, sexual immorality (both heterosexual and homosexual) and pantheism (reverence of creation over the Creator)” (i.e., evolution).

And there’s more: “It turns out that the precise day the reproductions of the arch that stood in front of the Temple of Baal are to be erected in Times Square and Trafalgar Square is also the exact day a very important occult festival related to the worship of Baal begins – April 19 – known as the first day of a 13-day period of time known as “the Blood Sacrifice to the Beast.”

That is not the end of the story: “The Institute for Digital Archaeology plans to construct approximately 1,000 such versions of the arch in cities throughout the world.”

Okay….I thought. So there really IS an illuminati, and they do get naked in front of gigantic owls in the Bohemian Grove, and have orgies, and so they probably thought…hey, why not put a temple in New York and London and maybe have a few orgies in front of Baal…California is SO far away.

Evidently, the rich men of Harvard, Oxford and Dubai, want the rest of the world to know that they truly worship the devil, or someone who is close to it, and ISIS can destroy the original so therefore, they’ll just build their own. wonder

I ….have…NO…idea if this is true…BUT

Enough people have gotten upset about the news that the elites have called it off, and have decided to just put a 3-D picture up of the Baal Temple, probably on the Empire State building which is certainly politically correct and will put just about anybody on its surface, including Ted Cruz, who Glenn Beck has proclaimed is the next Moses.

I’m waiting for the day when Zuckerface tells the world he IS Baal.

Personally, I think we have bigger worries.  I hope my friend gets over it.

April 12, 2016 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Dennis Skinner and Jordan Spieth

Nobody’s Perfect’

This week…two important events made it impossible for me to ignore.

The first one up being..Dennis Skinner…a man who made a most wonderful observation about the Prime Minister of England, and was quickly kicked out of Parliament for calling David Cameron

“Dodgy Dave” due to the recent report that Cameron’s father had been hiding his massive wealth in offshore accounts:

The Panama Papers leak revealed that Panamanian law firm Mossack Fonseca helped several world leaders conceal their wealth stashing their money in offshore accounts.

 Yes, Dodgy Dave had his father hide his investments in offshore accounts.  How nice.  No taxes…but of course, being the elite of the world all you have to say is it wasn’t to avoid taxes and there is nothing wrong with great wealth, and anybody who dares speak out against you, will be punished. Saying it’s not HIS money of course but his dad’s, and don’t you wonder how OLD Daddy is?

So much for the free speech of England. I want to adopt Dennis, but I’m sure they wouldn’t let me into the country.

And another man on Sunday, had a rather bad day:

Yes, the young Texan Jordan Spieth was on the way to winning the Masters, and in the words of Donald Trump: “He choked.”

Englishman Danny Willett took advantage of a stunning meltdown by defending champion and runaway leader Jordan Spieth after the turn to win his first major title by three shots at the Masters on Sunday. 

I only know about this because I called my son on Sunday…AFTER the game was over, and he was in a deep depression and didn’t want to talk.

“Who won?” I asked.

“Some Englishman.”  and then..he moaned and said he was going to sleep. I talked to him all of ten seconds. It was too much for him to bear.

The good news is that in America you can call somebody “Lying Ted” or “Little Man” and you will only be thrown out of the Republican party, and as far as we know, you can say almost anything in the Master’s locker room.

Nobody will ever know.

 

 

 

April 11, 2016 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Wonders…As Usual

Nobody Wondersmap of red and blue

–Can we just divide the country up? Mark Levine tonight is suggesting the United States divide into two parts: One for patriotic Americans, and one for the loonies. My mother had this idea in her last days on the planet….she thought that we should give the East and West Coast to the liberals, and the good people would get the middle of the country. This was around the year 2000.

“We’d have the bread basket” she said. Nobody Wonders how many Americans right now are thinking this is a good idea…they could keep their progressive Unicorn world, and as Mark said, Donald Trump could build us a big wall to keep them all out.


–If Jeb Bush thinks that putting on VERY expensive suits and reading from a teleprompter, and running his ads every hour on FOX is going to get him back in the race. Oh…he also magically got a very dark tan…in one day. Is Jeb’s big Hollywood makeover going to help?


—-If the new sitcom Minority Report is going to miss me. In the very first scene that I watched tonight, the black lady cop showed DASH (one of the telepathic psycho) a picture of the hand of the Statue of Liberty.minority report

And when Dash said he didn’t know what that was…she said it was the Statue of Liberty and they were celebrating Amnesty Day…(remember, this program is in the future) the day where 10 million immigrants were granted citizenship.

“Oh…that’s it.” I said. I looked at my husband.  We not only turned the channel, we erased all future recordings. Nobody Wonders how many other American did the same thing, but evidently a lot…because it’s being canceled.


—-Have you noticed that liberal politicians, actors, famous singers, etc, ALWAYS criticize America when they are OUT of the country? There’s a legal reason for that…they can’t be sued.


—-Why every late night comedian has to attack Bobby Jindal with nasty jokes when he so graciously dropped out of the race. Would they do that to a democrat?


—-Why the huge Mosque I passed today NEVER has any cars in the parking lot…where are all these ‘religious’ people?


Why Obama is trotting all over the world again. Was it just an excuse to ride in Air Force One and make all the other countries bow to him?


—-If ANYBODY believed that Charlie Sheen did NOT knowingly give lots of women AIDS?

–If dog treats from China have crack in them, because my dogs act like addicts when it comes to certain ones.

–And lastly…

–How I found a video of that kid and his father that I talked about today…but here it is…and you have to wonder: Seriously?

November 19, 2015 Posted by | absurd, American Culture, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Do Climate Scientists Own Cats? This Would Explain a Lot.

Nobody Wonders..

—How Paul Ryan, now that he has the leadership of the House, can make the claim that he knows the Constitution. He made it perfectly clear that he plans to do nothing in the remaining days of Obama’s Presidency, because, Obama would just veto anything they put on his desk, so why bother?King Paul

It’s pointless Ryan says. Waste of time. Not pragmatic. Stupid. Which means, Obama can do anything he wants because Paul Ryan will not use the power of Congress to impeach the man for the many times he has broken the law and put the country in danger because

Why again? Paul Ryan ACTS as if the House has no other options to oppose Obama but to just sit around and take a salary. Impeachment is off the table.

Must be nice.

So, because Obama CAN do anything, he is ignoring the law. He signed in amnesty by executive order, and Federal judge Andrew Hanen’s order STOPPED Obama’s DAPA and Expanded DACA programs because it was un-constitutional, but guess what? What are they going to do to him?

Paul Ryan is the speaker. Nothing.Obama in flames

The internal memo reveals four options of varying expansiveness, with option 1 providing EADs to “all individuals living in the United States”, including illegal aliens, visa-overstayers, and H-1B guest-workers, while option 4 provides EADs only to those on certain unexpired non-immigrant visas. Giving EADs to any of the covered individuals, however, is in direct violation of Congress’s Immigration & Nationality Act and works to dramatically subvert our carefully wrought visa system. 

 

—How Paul Ryan can stand by, and let Obama sign into law, an upcoming global warming treaty, where the United States will be required to pay billions to other countries? If you thought your health care costs were bad, just wait until you see your new electric bills, that is if Iran doesn’t start WWIII first.

Nobody Wonders why I can’t stop blaming Obama and start blaming Paul Ryan for the damage that Obama will do in the next year.

And Nobody also wonders how Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.) can accuse Republicans for of denying science in their opposition to the deal, when the North Polar Ice is growingclimate cold

“They say they’re not scientists and I would agree with them,” she said. “They ought to be listening to the 97 percent of scientists who tell us human action and activities is causing too much carbon pollution.”

Nobody wonders why no one saw the hypocrisy going on last week after the CNBC debate. Last week every conservative jumped on CNBC for attacking the republican candidates with obnoxious and demeaning questions….and NOBODY mentioned, noooooooooooooooo nobody mentioned that FOX’s Megyn Kelly and Brit Baier started the nastiness, with the very first question they asked Donald Trump, in the very first debate.

What makes them any better?

And

—-if Russia will ever admit that their plane was shot down by ISIS, and if Putin will say it was a video.

—-If the rich people in D.C. know that Chinese plan to take over D.C., and put Dr. Chu in control.killer cat

–Why there isn’t a Thomas Edison Holiday…since just about everything we do today, was built on Tom’s many inventions.

—-Why Michelle went to India, instead of her usual vacation place, Hawaii. (or did she drop in on her way back?)

— If Obama can let enough prisoners out of jail to make it time to vote in the next election, and if he will be handing out free bus rides filled with free medicinal marijuana and a job at the IRS to them all for their vote.

—If Jimmy Fallon has been partying with Rahm Emanuel because he’s running out of fingers to destroy, or if he just doesn’t want to play the guitar anymore and needed an excuse.

—-If our children will ever be able to salute our flag in their classrooms ever again, or be made to study Sharia law.

—If the only one to see Tarantino’s new movie, will be Obama.

____What the heck my Muslim neighbor was screaming about outside his house at 11 o’clock on a Sunday and why he had to wake up the whole neighborhood. What was he saying? .

I don’t think it was “Peace on Earth good Christens!”

And Nobody Wonders…

–IF the same scientists that have discovered that all domestic cats really want to kill their owners, are the same scientists that say that global warming is real.

We can only hope that those scientists all own cats, because we DO know for a fact, that in their case, it’s absolutely true.

 

 

November 2, 2015 Posted by | absurd, Congress, Obama, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

What’s Another Football Stadium to a Billionaire?

Nobody Knows:

Think the rich don’t rule America?

I don’t know what’s worse…taxpayers subsidizing the building of sports stadiums for billionaires, or having to fork out subsidizes to pay for multi-million dollar X Presidential libraries and their lucrative X Presidential foundations.

Old football stadium

Old football stadium

St. Louis…is a great baseball town. Next to the New York Yankees, the Cardinals have always been one of the most successful franchises in the MLB.  St. Louisians are also big hockey fans. We have the Blues and the fan base is just as strong.

But when it comes to football, there really is not much of a passion here for it.

Still, the taxpayers built a very nice football stadium for the RAMS, which was indoors, in 1995…but then, the Rams…sucked. They sucked for years. If you don’t have a winning team, you will not fill those seats. The sucky Rams were sold to a man named Stan Kreoenke..who said he wanted a NEW stadium or he would move the team.

Right. Blame it on the stadium. He wants OUT:

On January 31, 2014, both the Los Angeles Times and the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported that Stan Kroenke purchased approximately 60 acres of land adjacent to the Forum in Inglewood, California. The purchase price was rumored to have been between $90 million – $100 million. Commissioner Roger Goodell represented that Mr. Kroenke informed the league of the purchase. As an NFL owner, any purchase of land in which a potential stadium could be built must be disclosed to the league. Kroenke subsequently announced plans to build an NFL stadium on the site, in connection with the owners of the adjacent 238-acre Hollywood Park site, Stockbridge Capital Group.[23] This development has further fueled rumors that the Rams intend to return its management and football operations to Southern California. The land was initially targeted for a Wal-Mart Supercenter but Walmart could not get the necessary permits to build it. Kroenke is married to Ann Walton Kroenke who is a member of the Walton family and many of Kroenke’s real estate deals have involved Walmart properties. On January 5, 2015, The Los Angeles Times reported that Stan Kroenke and Stockbridge Capital Group are partnering up in developing a new NFL stadium on the Inglewood property owned by Kroenke. The project will include a stadium of up to 80,000 seats and a performance venue of up to 6,000 seats while reconfiguring the previously approved Hollywood Park plan for up to 890,000 square feet of retail, 780,000 square feet of office space, 2,500 new residential units, a 300-room hotel and 25 acres of public parks, playgrounds, open space and pedestrian and bicycle access. The stadium would likely be ready by 2018. In lieu of this St. Louis countered with a stadium plan for the north riverfront area, with the hope of persuading Missouri native Stan Kroenke to keep the Rams in the city. On February 24, 2015 the Inglewood City Council approved the stadium and the initiative with construction on the stadium planned to begin in December 2015.

Got that? Now, here’s the absurd part: The Democrats who RUN the city want to build a new stadium, football team or no football team.  St. Louis has a democratic Mayor, and a democratic Governor, Jay Nixon. But we are still paying for the old stadium, which may I add. is INDOORS. Bonds for construction of the Dome are still being paid through 2021 with Missouri paying $12 million/year and St. Louis City and St. Louis County paying $6 million/year each— So how are they going to pay for the new one on top of the old one?Football stadium

Common Core math.

Democratic Gov. Jay Nixon and the Regional Convention and Sports Complex Authority want to build a new stadium along the Mississippi River to counter the Rams’ possible relocation to Los Angeles. The Missouri Development Finance Board approved the $15-million plan despite opposition from Republican Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder, a board member who is running for governor. The sports authority plans to request another $17.5 million in tax credits next year and the year after, for a total of $50 million. That’s only a small chunk of funding needed for the project, which is estimated to cost $998 million.

Now, understand, the taxpayers are STILL on the hook for paying off the old stadium for another thirty years.seriously-side-eye-baby

The republican Missouri legislature is fighting this–and the city had an ordinance on the books to make sure that the voters would decide if they would support the heavy tax burden on them, once again, but a judge has simply, set it aside.

Which means, Jay Nixon is pushing for the taxpayers to pay for a brand new stadium which by all accounts won’t even have a team. On top of that, this is being pushed by the man who let Ferguson burn, Democrat governor, Jay Nixon.

Even if they could get a good team, there is no big money left here in St. Louis, what’s Nixon going to do? Bus in rich guys from around the country?

Nobody who lives here DARES go downtown anymore because that new stadium can be seen from Ferguson on a clear day. Like Detroit, downtown St. Louis is not much different from East St. Louis now….and yet…

The democrats want that stadium built and they want the poor guy barely making  $40,000 a year to pay for it.

And the people paying for it will never be able to go, due to the price of the tickets. Add to that…it’s outside, near the river…add humidity to the cold and you have..misery. That football team better win the Super Bowl.

St. Louis needs a new football stadium like they need a new Arch.

Thanks to…those democrats who “care” so much about the “little middle class” people, Nobody Thinks, just like Obamacare, they are going to force it down our throats…where I’m sure the democrats are HOPING the Mexicans will move here and want to play soccer in the brand new stadium.

What else makes sense? It’s not only the black lives that don’t matter here—-for the democrats—- It’s the voters who would rather have a safe city than another sucky football team.

When democrats are always jumping into bed with their rich donor friends, whose looking out for YOU kid?

 

 

September 3, 2015 Posted by | absurd, Sports, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Another Great Advantage Given to Illegals–Their Own Crossing Signs!

Nobody Cares

This was the bizarre topic at the local swim met today.Dead

  1. CHARLES COUNTY •A man whose remains were found scattered along Highway 370 Thursday was heading home from a tavern in the New Town area of St. Charles and walking from his broken down pickup truck when he was hit by a vehicle that did not stop, authorities said.

The man was identified as Shawn Christopher Daugherty, 35, a boat fiberglass repairman and bachelor who lived in St. Charles. Authorities are seeking the vehicle that struck Daugherty but don’t have much to go on.

Why is this so strange? Because someone called the police at 2.15 a.m. saying someone was trying to cross the highway. This is a highway that everyone at the pool takes daily, weekly…in fact my son drives on it to work every day.

He must have been hit soon after that, but, the police didn’t investigate the scene until …a WOMAN police patrol thought those bits of pieces of corpse lying all over the road were actually…human.

She called this in at 4.30..pm. Right about rush hour. The body was torn up into hundreds of little pieces, which means, drivers on that highway the whole night, and WELL throughout the whole next day, just kept running over what remained of Shawn.

Everyone said they thought it was a deer.

Nobody Knows who hit him first. BUT…you would have thought that SOMEBODY else would have reported that mess to the police. I’m sure hundreds of cars ran over the body.Illegals have signs

What does this mean? I would have called the police and said, “Hey, there’s a big mess out on the highway and people are going 70 mph, and this could cause a major accident! Get somebody out here to clean this up!”

Either nobody called, or nobody in the police department cares to talk about the fact that they didn’t investigate. I’m SURE more than one police car ran over that body too.

It’s disturbing enough to wonder why the guy was trying to cross the road, and why the person who HIT him kept going. But isn’t it even more disturbing that thousands of cars just kept going over him?

Poor guy. He had just been at a bar with his buddies watching the baseball game.

It didn’t make the national news, because he wasn’t an illegal.

In this country…they put up crossing signs for the illegals— like they do for deer…so they can cross safely.

The regular citizen gets no such respect.

Nobody Wonders...if it was an illegal that actually hit him in the first place and that’s why he didn’t stop. Makes sense.

But...Nobody Cares.

 

August 7, 2015 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Record All Your Sex on IPHONE? GREAT Idea!

Nobody Flashes

You knew this day was coming: Apple now has an app so that you can record ALL your sexual activity…you can then send it to your best buddy and start comparing..but Nobody would like to remind you…that this could also be used against you, and not just because you wife might happen upon it…

Think of the lawsuits people. Wow! So and so will be able to prove they had unprotected sex, or got that venereal disease, or now show the girlfriend/wife that you are not just making things up.Iphone sex

Apple’s iPhone will now let people track exactly how often, when and how they have sex.

As part of new “reproductive health” tracking features, Apple has added an option for “Sexual Activity”. When users click on it, they can enter information on whether protection was used as well as the date and time.

Ha ha ha ha! Reproductive health. Just THINK what they could do with Bill Clinton’s app.

On another fine note: Did you know that BOTH Russia and China have protected their electrical grids from an EMP attack?

We….have not. If we get hit, China and Russia will be laughing and drinking their last bottles of California Wine.

Last time Congress voted on getting our protected, it went down to one vote…and didn’t pass.

A few frustrated men are trying to get this done, but they fear time is running out.

So what you say?

One EMP attack could kill more than half of the people in the United States. We would have no electric for years…unless of course, the few states that have already protected themselves let us all come live there.

What good would the Apple Sex App be then?

AND…you wonder….Will the NSA be able to get your sexual activity records?

Does the wolf still howl at the unprotected full moon?EMP attack one

June 9, 2015 Posted by | absurd | , , | 2 Comments

Don’t ALL the Relatives of Black Murdered Victims Deserve The Same?

Nobody Wonders

Okay. I don’t follow football all that much. And I happen to think idolizing sports players is a bit like idolizing Cher—-who, I saw in the tabloids this morning, is dying of depression, because her muscles feel like jelly. She hasn’t figured out yet it’s her jello brain that’s her problem, but we all know she’ll be dead before that happens.HERNANDAZ

Because of my own ignorance in all things pertaining to football, imagine my surprise when this morning I saw that all cable channels were turned into the verdict of some football player named Aaron Hernandez.

Yes, he’s guilty, they all said. Of what? Making too much money?

Former Patriots star Aaron Hernandez has been convicted on all counts in the June 2013 killing of Odin Lloyd, including first-degree murder. He has been sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.

Hernandez’s lawyers repeatedly asking jurors why Hernandez would ever kill his friend and soon-to-be-brother-in-law.

After that, America was put through almost an HOUR of Odin’s relatives going on and on about “How he rode his bike to work, and he will never get to see his nephew, and he wore the same pair of Nike sandals until they fell off his smelly feet.” (Okay, they didn’t say his feet were smelly, but just imagine.)

Exciting as that sounds, Nobody Wonders why they don’t give the relatives of all the young black men that are murdered in this country every day, the same air time?

Or…how about a new cable program called, “Remembering the Murdered?”Odin's mother

Really.  If the networks think that the murdered relatives of black men expressing their sorrow to the world is such a ratings bonanza.

Why not do more?

God know, NBC could use the viewers.  Brain Williams needs a new job.

April 15, 2015 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Christians: Heads Up! Ann Coulter is NOT the Enemy

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There was a big controversy on Twitchy (see comments) today about Ann Coulter’s latest column. It seems good Christians everywhere are angry that Ann was criticizing the Christian ministry for spending millions of dollars taking care of African Ebola patients, and not devoting more time here.Ann Coulter 2

She also bought up the cost of bringing two people back here to treat. Think of how many mouths $2 million would feed.

She makes a good point:

About 15,000 people are murdered in the U.S. every year. More than 38,000 die of drug overdoses, half of them from prescription drugs. More than 40 percent of babies are born out of wedlock. Despite the runaway success of “midnight basketball,” a healthy chunk of those children go on to murder other children, rape grandmothers, bury little girls alive — and then eat a sandwich. A power-mad president has thrown approximately 10 percent of all Americans off their health insurance — the rest of you to come! All our elite cultural institutions laugh at virginity and celebrate promiscuity. So no, there’s nothing for a Christian to do here. 

Whoa. Did she get the Christian people upset with THAT!

But, I’m with Ann on this one…let’s fix America FIRST. Is it more righteous in the sight of Christ, to save a life here as opposed to a life overseas? Is one here worth more than the other there? Is a man born in Africa worth saving more than a man born in the United States?

What would Jesus say?

Why did Dr. Brantly have to go to Africa? The very first “risk factor” listed by the Mayo Clinic for Ebola — an incurable disease with a 90 percent fatality rate — is: “Travel to Africa.”

This is much like Obama today, given billions of dollars to develop the African nations, and putting electricity in their towns, when our own country needs to update our own infrastructure.

Why doesn’t Obama fix his own country first? He says it’s Congress fault. No. That’s a lie. Obama wants America to fail. Blaming everyone but himself has worked for six years.

And just like our President, Christians in the United States are picking and choosing who they will save. Like the Jihadist trying to make points with Allah by blowing himself up, they hope that Jesus will give them a better place in heaven if they travel into the jaws of Ebola and die.

Now, somebody has to treat these people, but…I think the main reason those two doctors were brought back here, was for research. (I could be wrong, but …I doubt it.)

And how many years, have we all been conditioned to think that America is too rich, and therefore, the poor in other countries suffer worse?

Sure, Ebola is horrible. The huts they live in are horrible. And Christians are always the first in line to help –it’s what makes the religion superior to Islam.

But we’ve had YEARS of liberal brainwashing, and the liberals use the teaching of Christianity to their purpose. Democrats are trying to outlaw Christianity in all our institutions, but boy, when it serves their purpose, they are quoting Jesus and Moses, and delivering campaign speeches from the churches…even putting on fake accents.

One of the things you learn in life, is you can’t help anyone else if you have nothing to give. Parents who are poor, cannot help their children. Parents who have babies out-of-wedlock, lock that child into poverty. If America doesn’t start taking care of their own, they will hasten the death of their own nation, and then, who WILL help the rest of the world?

Christians in the United States are picking and choosing who they will save, and I don’t think Jesus would pick what life is worth more….according to the Bible….we are all God’s children.

So, lets’ in the name of common sense, save the children of God right here.

It’s noble of the religious to want to sacrifice their own lives for strangers…but its no less noble for Ann to want the Christens to help right here at home.

Jesus said: the TRUTH shall set you free. And the truth is, Ann is not the enemy….Christians two

 

 

 

August 7, 2014 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments

If Not for the NRA, Chris Would Be Alive! According to Dad.

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Typical. The father of the narcissistic kid who hated women because he wasn’t getting the attention he thought he deserved, decides to blame the NRA for his son’s killing rampage. Will we find out if his ‘therapist’ had him on drugs?Chris the killer

His father said this:

Why did Chris die? Chris died because of craven, irresponsible politicians and the NRA. They talk about gun rights, what about Chris’ right to live?” he continued.

“When will this insanity stop?” he said. “When will enough people say, stop this madness, we don’t have to live like this? Too many have died. We should say to ourselves — not one more.”

His father made a film…where people kill with bows and arrows….which ‘kill’ people too.

Chris had a right to live?

Dad is obviously a big liberal who gave everything in the world to his son, but wisdom

While I don’t believe you can blame parents when their children go berserk, (most severe mental illness is just not anyone’s fault) a man with class would have apologized to the people who lost loved ones.

All THIS guy could think of was his loss. This kid was so screwed up, if he couldn’t find guns, he would have thought of another way.

Like father…like son. I am not posting the kid’s video because frankly, it’s boring.

So sad.

 

May 25, 2014 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

   

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