Joyanna Adams

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Jeff Bezos: He’s Polluting the Planet, So He Wants US to Get Off?

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You have to really be amazed at Jeff Bezos. He’s the richest man in the world, and he claims that due to climate change humans are destroying the planet, and so, he is going to develop space travel so he can get a lot of us polluters off the planet.

Let me tell you why Jeff Bezos could SAVE the planet himself if he just closed down Amazon.

Does anybody KNOW how many Prime Trucks are cruising the highways delivering Amazon online products to the whole country? During his recent interview he was overjoyed that he didn’t have to pay for a delivery system, it was already there:

The U.S. Post Office!

Look at his face when he says this.

Yes, let’s get down to the facts: Amazon is putting thousands of retail malls and stores out of business. Everybody now is just ordering online! Isn’t it wonderful? All those teenagers who had their first jobs at the local malls can now just sit at home and listen to Bernie Sanders on TV.

And all those packages are being delivered by…wait for it…BIG Amazon pollution producing trucks!

Prime trucks. Fed-X trucks. Post office trucks.

Bezos alone is causing more “global warming” than all the cows that ever farted in history.

Everyone was in such sorrow recently when AOC blocked Amazon from building a big company in New York. Well, I’m here to you, Amazon came here. Not far from my house they built a distribution center, and now, every time I get on the highway I’m in fear for my life. The local highways that go around St. Louis are FILLED with Mac Trailer trucks. And they are speeding for dear life…to get to their destination.

Our infrastructure was in bad enough shape, but now, there is no hope for ever being able to repair it. And do you actually think Amazon is going to pay for the repairs.

Do pigs fly?

I’ve never seen so many trucks in my life. Not even on the New Jersey turnpikes. But then again, I haven’t BEEN to the New Jersey turnpike in years.

Before Amazon came to my little area of the country, you might see, two or three big MACS in one outing.

Not anymore. Every third vehicle is a HUGE, HUGE sixteen-wheeler, following by smaller trucks, medium sized trucks, all going about 70mph, and spewing ALL THAT GLOBAL WARMING into destroying our planet.

I just talked to a woman who took a trip driving from St. Louis, to Montana, down through California, back to the Grand Canyon and she said that the trucks were EVERYWHERE.

EVERYWHERE.

So, you have to laugh when Jeff Bezos, one of the biggest polluters on the planet, says he wants to develop space travel to save the earth, because we, nasty people planet polluters that we are, are destroying the planet.

You can be SURE, that he will plant colonies on the moon, and will have his own fleet of Prime space ships to get you your size 10 shoes moon walking boots in 10 days flat.

All the time, the American taxpayer will be paying for their own destruction, because Jeff Bezos is just not rich enough. Somebody should mention to him, he’s the biggest polluter of all.

Nobody Wins, when one of the wealthiest men on the planet, can not only be one of the biggest polluters, but the one guy, who is destroying millions of jobs all over the world, and making Amazon into the God of all merchandize.

I’m starting to see the resemblance.

July 17, 2019 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

   

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