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Who’s Cold? Lady Gaga, or Hillary Clinton?

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What? Lady Gaga sang this song on the Muppet’s show? Who knew? Is somebody going to tell the View that this clear and present danger to children was on the Muppet’s Christmas show?

Who also knew that Donald and Hillary were also singing this song, and here we thought they were debating.

What else can they do with technology? Who knew Trump and Hillary actually could sing?



December 15, 2018 Posted by | absurd, humor, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Lady Gaga Breaks ALL Feminist Rules

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Just when you thought that the feminists had their movie stars and music idols all under control, think again! Lady Gaga has come out with some life statements about ‘men’ and ‘women’ that is totally going to bug every feminist on every blog.Lady gaga in wig

When talking about men and her husband (boyfriend?) she gives this advice:

Yes, actually,” said Lady G, 27. “He’s totally in charge. I mean, when I am home, I am, like, shoes are off, I’m making him dinner. He has a job, too, and he is really busy!”

“I’m in charge all day long, the last thing I want to do is tell him what to do,” explains Gaga, who apparently doesn’t realize there’s a middle ground to be had. “It’s not good for relationships to tell men what to do, female listeners who are out there.”

Notice I underlined the reporter’s comments insinuating Lady Gaga is nuts.

“The definition I’m using with the word ‘submissive’ is the biblical definition of that,” she said. “So, it is meekness, it is not weakness. It is strength under control, it is bridled strength. And that’s what I choose to have in my marriage.”

She called her husband “a natural-born leader. I quickly learned that I had to find a way of honoring his take-charge personality and not get frustrated about his desire to have the final decision on just about everything. I am not a passive person, but I chose to fall into a more submissive role in our relationship because I wanted to do everything in my power to make my marriage and family work.”

Well…who knew? Could this be the start of the younger girls finally realizing that maybe you CAN be happy with a man…by being …(gasp)…submissive?Lady Gaga

Are the feminists going to call her out on this one?

So–we learn here that the Gaga who has done just about everything she can on stage, and who is obviously in control of her work life, decides to let the man be the boss at home.

Gee…like I said…wonders never cease. Somebody call Gloria. She might have to adopt kids in the Congo to make up for this abomination.

We’ll see.


March 25, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, Entertainers, feminist | , , | 2 Comments

Gaga Is Getting Old…

Nobody ReportsLady Gaga in wheelchair

Want to hear some fun news? Lady Gaga it seems, is either too worn out from dancing around every day, or she doesn’t want to trip once again in her 8-inch high heels. She is being carted around in a wheelchair…and not just any wheelchair.

From Luxury News:

The celebrated pop-star was spotted at Chicago on her 27th birthday – 28th March, and the night after, both times in her Louis Vuitton wheelchair! Seemingly, the LV wheelchair is not the only luxury wheelchair Gaga owns. She also has another in 24-karat created by Mordekai designer Ken Borochov. The Louis Vuitton wheelchair is a posh piece with chocolate-colored seating along with the monogrammed LV initials, a wooden hand rest and black body.

But that’s not where the good news ends. Gaga had a very rich gay guy drawing Gaga her very own birthday card:

Karl Lagerfeld has put his pen to paper, not to sketch an outfit for Lady Gaga, but to wish her ‘Happy Birthday’! The head of the fashion house Chanel poured his wishes on a piece of paper by sketching a portrait of Gaga wearing sunglasses and her golden locks falling over her shoulders.

And so…she instantly tweeted a picture to the world…Lucky Us! What…is she too vain to tell us she has a bad back? lady Gaga Birthday card

Who else would tell you such important things?

Actually, I was looking for an excuse NOT to go vote against another tax raises for our broke city, because NOBODY ever votes these things down but me.

Should I waste my time voting no?

I haven’t decided yet. What would Lady Gaga do?

April 2, 2013 Posted by | Entertainers | , | Leave a comment

The Obama Supporters…

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As the November deadline gets closer, the Obama voters are coming out in their finest clothes, to go that extra mile, to show us all that–only by voting for Obama, will we continue as a country to enjoy the many freedoms we have: like the freedom of tattooing your whole body , showing your underwear, wearing chains around your neck, getting fat, painting your face in rainbow colors, or  dressing up like a lobster just because you feel like it.

Word has it, that Lady Gaga is being seriously considered for the job of Secretary of Defense. All fashionable attire will be allowed in Obama’s next cabinet. The only thing you will not be allowed to wear are the colors red, white and blue. Unless of course, it has Obama’s logo on it. The 9/11 Teeshirt will be sure to make a big hit with the state Department! Get yours today, in order to remember that no one should make a video about Obama…I mean…Islam. What a better way to remind us all how we are all just one bump-in-the road away from being at peace with all nations and religions, and black panthers.

(Nobody Makes this stuff up.)


October 1, 2012 Posted by | fashion, humor, Obama | , , , | Leave a comment


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