Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Bedroom Movies? Mmmmmmm

Nobody Flashes

All the big movie stars are in a panic, because, besides the latest Marvel fantasy 3-D blockbusters, where the PR is in the billions, nobody is going to the movies anymore.

The Malls have closed, and the big threates are becoming obsolete.

Netflick, has taken over.

Spielberg is especially annoyed, and this nobody wonders why? (Can you say the word: MONEY)

Sure, we love 3-D, and a good story, but everybody now has a nicer TV set, and ten dollars a month with thousands of movies to pick from, not to mention, originals made just for Netflick, and home made popcorn?  A comfy bed? And with everyone now too lazy to even walk around the block….

Beats spending a small fortune at the big screen any day.

The novelty of the 3-D has worn off. And it takes a good story with great characters to get you to want to spend your money. Both Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings movies did that.

But that was a different time.

Not to mention, Hollywood now basically makes movies to appeal to China.  After all, the market there is much bigger. Most all of the new movies are released over in China first now. And China owns half of the theaters here anyway.

So, this idea of putting ‘beds’ in a public theater to get people back? Not sure how many people would to it more than one.

Why? BECAUSE YOU CAN’T WATCH IN YOUR Pajamas! And they think that nobody will have sex while in them?

Are you kidding?

I guess that’s coming. Kind of like how they are  letting people shoot up in the park. Couples will be allowed blankets upon request.

Nevertheless…with Obama and Michelle on Netflick’s board, this Nobody Wonders when the price will go up, and people will be watching some other platform because the movies will all be about racist white supremist and the horrible America.

By then, everyone will have a 3-D TV.

I don’t know folks. It’s the end of Mother’s day, and I just think it’s….silly.

Hope YOUR mother’s day was a good one.

 

May 12, 2019 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

   

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