Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Calvin Klein

Nobody’s Perfect

Calvin Klein got a lot of notice with a real ‘girl’ kissing a robot ‘girl’.

Nobody can figure out why.

After all, since she was a little…whatever she was…she was probably kissing her dollies. Her dog. Her mother. Wait…maybe her mother was a man…so, it’s just something she was paid a LOT to do.

Wait. No.

If this is suppose to sell Calvin Klein underwear, I’m not sure why.

If you put this underwear on, will a robot want to kiss you?

Does that sound like a good reason to buy that underwear?

Can that robot have babies yet? Or is kissing as far as it goes? Can you Frenchkiss and does it taste like plastic?

Will it fit into YOUR Calvin Klein’s too.?

Where’s Marty?

Do we really want to go back to the future and have Marty kiss his MOTHER in Calvin Klein’s?

Okay, I’m confused.

May 20, 2019 Posted by | absurd | | Leave a comment

   

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