Joyanna Adams

Pythons, Iguana’s…Not as Dangerous as the Media

Nobody’s Notes

I was talking on the phone to my oldest friend in Naples, Florida this morning. She was telling me about the pythons being everywhere and how they are eating up the deer. And they have a real iguana problem. She is very well off, but not after a very bitter divorce. She now lives alone with her three dogs and two cats, and life is good.

Needless to say, like old friends do, we talked about mostly health problems, family problems, but then it came to talk politics.

I told her that whatever you want to say about the President, he sure has exposed the D.C corruption.

“Yeah, but he’s not innocent” she said. “And the thing I hate about him the most is how he talks. You know, my parents brought me up to not like that kind of talk.” She was referring to his “Pussy” comment, which everyone has distorted beyond belief. Realize that Janet is single, and her husband was a dirt, so she is very bitter.

What was funny, was not that she is a liberal, but what was upsetting to me, was the ANGER that came out of her. Clearly disturbing.

But here’s the thing in life, AFTER I got off the phone, I thought of what I should have said. How many of you have done that too? I should have called her out on her own verbal language.

This girl, can tell, the most nastiest, dirtiest, most disgusting dirty joke I’ve every heard in my life. After about an hour of listening to her rattle them off, (Her memory is amazing) I have often wanted to say…”Uh, do you know any CLEAN jokes.” I liked her to much to tell her that spending an hour listening to sometimes really embarrassing jokes was not exactly something I cared to listen to.

I tried to tell her that compared to what the liberals do AND say bout him, Trump is really mild. Really? I mean he calls them “Little Marco.” or “Sleepy Biden.” What do they call him? Well, I won’t repeat it here.

I said, “But, they held up his bloody head! What’s he suppose to say.?”

Like a liberal, she didn’t answer.

So, here was my friend claiming to be too ‘proper’ to have to listen to our President, and yet, has one of the dirtiest mouths this side of the Atlantic. I SHOULD have reminded her of that.

And get this: She was tired of hearing about blacks wanting reparations and mad because the Confederate Flag is part of our history.

I know. Me too.

What can you do? Clearly, the iguanas are taking over South Florida. They must be spitting on everybody too.

Why do I write about this? Because I think every one of us knows someone who really isn’t dumb, they just haven’t figured out that they are being brainwashed 24/7. It’s up to us to TRY to talk some sense into them.

Which I intend to do. I THINK my friend can be brought to at least vote for him in 20/20.

But I might have to listen to some more dirty jokes.

 

December 6, 2019 Posted by Joyanna Adams | politics | politics | Leave a comment