Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Wonders How Much Baloney We Can Eat

Nobody Wonders

Last night on Coast to Coast a.m., there were a couple of scientists all excited because they were about to reveal to the world the truth: They found a small 8-year-old body of what seems to be…related to humans. They already tested the DNA.

Nevertheless…to their eyes…it was proof of an alien. And so they immediately made a movie to show the world, and make the governments come out and admit …that aliens are real…and pissed off that we are destroying the planet with fossil fuels.

Now, being as that little skeleton can’t talk, I’m not sure how he told all these scientists that he has come to tell us we are destroying our planet with fossil fuels…unless of course, Al Gore is his real dad. There is a strong resemblance but I don’t think we will ever know for sure.

Nobody Thinks it’s about time that we all join together in hysterical fear…from an attack from an alien planet because we, the nasty humans of the earth, (especially TEXAS) are killing the planet. Therefore, a carbon tax on the  United States will have to be enacted as soon as possible because this one very gay scientist who cares so deeply about the planet that he stopped saving lives in the E.R. to make this movie and warn the world insists that: We are not alone…and the aliens will leave MORE than dead 8-year-old bodies among us if we don’t stop driving our cars.

Yes, since the old global warming isn’t taking hold, they had to step it up a notch. FEAR is the new wave of social engineering, because it was the old wave of engineering.

And Carl Sagan would say we need a very strong baloney detector here.

 

April 24, 2013 - Posted by | Marxist Propaganda | , ,

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  1. No-one talks about it so they make a film and show it on TV. How does that work?

    No-one talks about it but 1600 teams are already to go. Presumably without any of them talking about it even amongst themselves.

    So, we get to hear about it, despite the wicked efforts of wicked guvmunts, and try hard to overlook the sheer, in-ya-face FACT, yes a FACT that a gay scientist is saying so. GAY !! Hear that. Its a mark of Integrity. If you do not believe and get behind (‘scuse the pun) you are homophobic.

    Fear, Joyanna? We don’t have to be afraid of aliens from Sirius, we are already quacking with phobic terror at strange people who play with one-another’s private parts. Investigate their propulsion systems? WE already have video channels showing how they insert their pork ring spanners in their best alien buddy’s warped drive chambers.

    I think also that the final proof that guvmunts are covering up is that O’Barmy has not said a word about any of it.

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