Nobody Wonders How Much Baloney We Can Eat
Nobody Wonders
Last night on Coast to Coast a.m., there were a couple of scientists all excited because they were about to reveal to the world the truth: They found a small 8-year-old body of what seems to be…related to humans. They already tested the DNA.
Nevertheless…to their eyes…it was proof of an alien. And so they immediately made a movie to show the world, and make the governments come out and admit …that aliens are real…and pissed off that we are destroying the planet with fossil fuels.
Now, being as that little skeleton can’t talk, I’m not sure how he told all these scientists that he has come to tell us we are destroying our planet with fossil fuels…unless of course, Al Gore is his real dad. There is a strong resemblance but I don’t think we will ever know for sure.
Nobody Thinks it’s about time that we all join together in hysterical fear…from an attack from an alien planet because we, the nasty humans of the earth, (especially TEXAS) are killing the planet. Therefore, a carbon tax on the United States will have to be enacted as soon as possible because this one very gay scientist who cares so deeply about the planet that he stopped saving lives in the E.R. to make this movie and warn the world insists that: We are not alone…and the aliens will leave MORE than dead 8-year-old bodies among us if we don’t stop driving our cars.
Yes, since the old global warming isn’t taking hold, they had to step it up a notch. FEAR is the new wave of social engineering, because it was the old wave of engineering.
And Carl Sagan would say we need a very strong baloney detector here.
