Nobody Flashes Opinion on Christmas Lights and Doug Giles
Nobody Flashes
I got here late today, it was in the 50’s and all the neighbors were out putting up their Christmas decorations, and of course, I needed MORE lights, because they don’t make em’ like they use to in China anymore, NOW half the strand goes out, and you can hand that sucker to the most brilliant electrical engineer, and he will NOT be able to fix it. I know this, because I have done this….you know, left my lights with an electrical engineer to fix. 
China is not stupid. They have a built-in electrical bug that makes all their lights go out in six months….and you cannot repair.
I’m just saying….
So, I must flash something, and I thought this was a bit of brilliant use of sarcastic song redo by the always fun Townhall writer, Doug Giles.
Sung to John Lennon’s imagine: Enjoy!
Imagine there’s no America It’s easy if you try
Just a big Muslim mess No Stars and Stripes to fly
Imagine all our people Living as Islamic slaves
Imagine there’s no Country & Western It isn’t hard to do
No baseball or hot dogs As far a freedom goes, we’re screwed
Imagine all our pretty girls
Wearing black little sheets
You may say that I’m a doom-n-gloomer But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll wake the heck up And our nation will still be strong
Imagine there’s no possessions That’s the Muslim plan
No need for Ford or Chevy A veritable Suckistan
Imagine all our people Losing all we have
You may say that I’m a doom-n-gloomer But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll wake the hell up And our nation will still be strong
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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