Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Flashes Opinion on Christmas Lights and Doug Giles

Nobody Flashes

I got here late today, it was in the 50’s and all the neighbors were out putting up their Christmas decorations, and of course, I needed MORE lights, because they don’t make em’ like they use to in China anymore, NOW half the strand goes out, and you can hand that sucker to the most brilliant electrical engineer, and he will NOT be able to fix it. I know this, because I have done this….you know, left my lights with an electrical engineer to fix. 999284_10151774074413741_230503350_n

China is not stupid. They have a built-in electrical bug that makes all their lights go out in six months….and you cannot repair.

I’m just saying….

So, I must flash something, and I thought this was a bit of brilliant use of sarcastic song redo by the always fun Townhall writer, Doug Giles.

Sung to John Lennon’s imagine: Enjoy!


Imagine there’s no America It’s easy if you try

Just a big Muslim mess No Stars and Stripes to fly

Imagine all our people Living as Islamic slaves

Imagine there’s no Country & Western It isn’t hard to do

No baseball or hot dogs As far a freedom goes, we’re screwed

Imagine all our pretty girls

Wearing black little sheets

You may say that I’m a doom-n-gloomer But I’m not the only one

I hope someday you’ll wake the heck up And our nation will still be strong

Imagine there’s no possessions That’s the Muslim plan

No need for Ford or Chevy A veritable Suckistan

Imagine all our people Losing all we have

You may say that I’m a doom-n-gloomer But I’m not the only one

I hope someday you’ll wake the hell up And our nation will still be strong

 

 

November 23, 2015 - Posted by | Muslims | ,

2 Comments »

  1. I must be a redneck too…I left my bedroom Christmas tree up, I just have to add some Christmas jazz to it…..We did finish the outside, it looks like Toy R Us threw up on it.

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    Comment by Joyanna Adams | November 23, 2015 | Reply

  2. Being a redneck, I left my icicle lights up from last Christmas, so I’m going to have to plug them in and check them pretty soon.

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    Comment by snopercod | November 23, 2015 | Reply


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