Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Nobody’s Email: What’s in YOUR Water?

Nobody Gets…Email advice:

I might start drinking wine……(Thanks to J.R.) confushed baby

A glass of wine   
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine   and those who don’t and are always   
seen with a bottle of water in their hand:
As a wise man once said:   
“In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria”.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,   
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink   
1 litre of water each day,   
at the end of the year we would have absorbed   
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria 
found in feces.   
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.
However,   
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer  
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process   
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Remember: 
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health   
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of Shit   .
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:   
I’m doing it as a public service

November 21, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

   

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