Trumka:—Hey there your highness, I hear you got some trouble going on over there!
Gaddhafi: Yes…you have heard? The rats are out in the streets. The media and the West is causing all this but you know, I will die here before I give into this scum. I have done what you do, Mr. Turka, I doubled the salary of my guards. Those scum in the streets will be sorry that thery were ever born. But hey, I hear you have trouble to where you are.
Trumka* Yeah, but our trouble is great! You know, they can’t win, I’ve got Obama on my side. They don’t know who they are messing with…you don’t mess with me…I can break them.
Gaddhafi: Yes, break the rats…kill them. Hey, I am thinking of making a trip to the White House. I would like to pitch my tent on the White House Lawn. I don’t think Mr. Trump will let me pitch my tent on his property again. Just until this is over..you know. You must get me a meeting with Obama, you talk to him every day, no?
Trumka: I’m not sure he would go for that, but hey…why don’t you come to Ohio? You can meet him there with me. He’s going to be practically living there in the next few years. Tell you what…you come over here and help me with these rat governors and I’ll come over there for you guys…but Gad…you really should be a little bit more quiet about who you kill…you know, there are other ways to get rid of your enemies. You want me to send my guys?
Gaddhafi: Hey, I have an executive order 134777 signed by George W. Bush. It is my, as you say, “Get out of jail free” card. No one can touch me. Not even that dimwit Ki Moon. He’s a rat. The world is FILLED with dirty filthy rats!
Trumka: Yeah, we got big ones over here too.
Gaddhafi: let them all run to Europe where they belong, with the whores of Christ and Jews.
Trumka: Hey Gad..you know, the AFL-CIO is now global. You should really think about letting us into Libya before you set those wells on fire. We are doing wonders in Palestine. Obama and I have plans that would blow your mind…you really need to get in on this…
Gaddhafi: just a minute (leans over and kisses his blond and busty Ukrainian nurse, Galyan. ) Uh..I am going now. Call me as soon as you can, and we will talk more. Remember…only virgins…and I must pick them.
Trumka: Yeah, I’ll get back to you on that…and Gad…if you come, tell Galyna to bring her sister.
Gaddhafi…grabs his nurse…Allah be praised…I am…still here.
(Nobody makes this stuff up.)