Joyanna Adams

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The Big Weiner Is Now…The Little Squirt

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Today, was another great moment in American History–it was the day that the Weiner resigned from his job as the fine patriotic and upstanding politician that he was.
Just ask him.
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He not only brought Americans comic relief in the middle of a great “recession,” but is at this very moment giving the Chinese and Taiwanese jobs making Weiner dolls and Wiener condoms.
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Nobody is speechless at his ultimate bulge on the American culture, and the brave sacrifice that he made by resigning.
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And a great bulge it was…just ask him.
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Yes, forever more, June the 16th will be celebrated as Weiner Day, where Americans everywhere will have hot dogs on toasted buns to honor the man who dared…to be a proud and unrepenting weiner.
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Although, he will get paid a very handsome pension till he dies, he will not have to resort to working as some lowlife lobbyist, no, he will make millions promoting the Weiner brand.
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And a great brand it is!
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So, all hail to the great Weiner! Nobody will be looking for his picture on the Ketchup bottles at my local grocery store.
Forever more, Nobody will think of him not as the big Weiner, but as the little squirt who took his own name much too seriously.

June 16, 2011 Posted by | humor | | 2 Comments