The Big Weiner Is Now…The Little Squirt
Nobody FlashesHe not only brought Americans comic relief in the middle of a great “recession,” but is at this very moment giving the Chinese and Taiwanese jobs making Weiner dolls and Wiener condoms.
And a great bulge it was…just ask him.
Although, he will get paid a very handsome pension till he dies, he will not have to resort to working as some lowlife lobbyist, no, he will make millions promoting the Weiner brand.
And a great brand it is!
So, all hail to the great Weiner! Nobody will be looking for his picture on the Ketchup bottles at my local grocery store.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
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Great to see American Politics taking its place in the world of sexual shennanigans. Much of the last ten years has been rather limp. Even the British haven’t had an MP caught wearing a lady-friend’s stockings and suspenders (garter belt in Amercan) in quite a while. There was a danger in the Italians and the French making sexual peccadillos in politics respectable.
Of course the Weiner appendage is horrific simply because it is a male member. In our age the thigo shown in public causes old ladies to faint and young empowered ones to scream and dogs to howl. Whereas an Italian female MP can gain votes by showing every last square centimetre of her skin, even posing legs akimbo for the shifts of photographers. No need for secret mobile phone snaps.
Where is Weiner’s wife in all this? President Sarkosy took a fairly delighted view of his charming wife showing all of her charms, totally naked, a while back. No shameful head-bowing. Full Front page photos galore. He stood by his woman and smiled with pride. Mrs Weiner could exhibit the same attitude and happily exhibit her husband’s charms. After all it was just a very small exposure. 3 column inches is not too much to ask for..
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My goodness, you sure do keep up on these things, amfortas! How did I miss all those great pictures? And really…using the word “peccadillos” around me gets me going…it’s my birthday you know. Really. BUNKER HILL!
Joyanna Adams
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