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Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS James Taylor

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have Obama VS James Taylor, a homeless man who was arrested in Florida for getting just a little bit too rowdy after forgetting just how many beers he’s had. Let’s just say, he lost count somewhere between 1 and 45.
HUDSON, Florida (AP) — A man told Pasco County Sheriff’s deputies he had about 10 beers too many as he celebrated his birthday. Fifty-eight-year-old James Taylor says he drank 48 beers on Thursday evening, prompting a stern lecture from a deputy for causing a disturbance at Hudson Beach.
Yes, James Taylor, who is actually better looking than the original so one can only hope he’s not related, got his name on the national news for having a little too much to drink on his birthday.
I know the feeling—it was my birthday yesterday, and I got so tipsy on one Bahama Mama, that I went out and bought a fake Christmas Palm Tree with Christmas lights on it, as a present to myself, just because I have to annoy my neighbors somehow.
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Rum will do that to you. I didn’t have a beach, so I got the next best thing. I now have my own Corona Ad in my Library. Next year, I’ll put in a little kiddie pool.
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(Reader wonders: Is she sober yet?)
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And then, there’s the one man who has the highest running quotient of not being perfect, in fact, this time, we can assume he will never get to that status.
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Ever.
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Since Obama started bombing Libya, most of the nation are crying, “foul” because he never got permission from Congress. Some at the Pentagon are insisting that he is going against the Constitution.
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To which he said, “Well, I had ten beers too many.”
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Okay, he didn’t say that. But he got his lawyers to say this:
White House counsel, Robert Bauer, and the State Department legal adviser, Harold H. Koh — who argued that the United States military’s activities fell short of “hostilities.” Under that view, Mr. Obama needed no permission from Congress to continue the mission unchanged.
As you can see from the bombing pictures taken in Libya, a bomb is not hostile. It will kill you, but in NO WAY is it hostile.
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Good to know that the winner this week in the   Nobody’s Perfect contest is, once again, our President, who unfortunately, will not be walking on the beach in Hudson Florida, any time soon, but what’s stopping Congress?
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Nobody would love it more, than to see the entire Democratic Members of Congress getting arrested for drinking too many beers on Hudson Beach. After all, if you’re going to be worthless, you might as well get drunk and get out of the way. I suggest…ten Bahama Mama’s, a life jacket, and James Taylor on the IPod. Maybe if I can get them all drunk enough, they’ll follow me into the ocean.
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Did I just say that? How many beers is that? I’m ten over?

June 18, 2011 - Posted by | Obama |

4 Comments »

  1. I was going to say that too… “Wow, he’s really gone downhill since ‘You’ve Got a Friend’…”

    If he’s homeless you’d think he could at least build a house out of his empties.

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    Doug's avatar Comment by Doug | June 19, 2011 | Reply

  2. I live about 12 miles from Hudson Beach. FL is the home of the looneys. Ya, I know I said that while sitting here 12 miles from Hudson Beach. LOL

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    Dandapani's avatar Comment by Dandapani | June 18, 2011 | Reply

  3. Your Birthday present.

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    Amfortas's avatar Comment by Amfortas | June 18, 2011 | Reply

  4. James Taylor, eh. Not the one wot wus married to Carley Simon. How about writing something about her, Joy. Wonderful poetry in her songs.

    But enough of all this Presidential stuff and beer and Libya…. let me get to IMPORTANT matters….

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

    🙂

    I know, I know, it was yesterday. I am a day late. Put it down to the time differences, the date line, the Chilean ash-cloud that has disrupted everything here except the unrelenting garbage coming from Gloriana Julia’s palace in Canberra. It wasn’t a beer-overdose.

    So, what does it feel like being 33 again?

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    Amfortas's avatar Comment by Amfortas | June 18, 2011 | Reply


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