Nobody REALLY Cares About the U.S Airway Dress Code
Nobody Cares:I mean, even TACO BELL has a dress code.
By now you’ve see this guy dressed as a woman, who was let on a US. Airways airplane because…1, there is no dress code, and 2. as long as you are not showing your private parts you are allowed to fly.
Can you imagine having to sit next to him? Uh…Her? And can you see a good looking woman with a GREAT body wearing that? If you go by that criteria, then I’m sure a whole new BUNNY AIR RANCH will be flying permanently on every flight.
Why…Miss America…of course! She represents all that the government hates…a beautiful American woman, which just HAS to be checked out …every…inch, by at least..ten or fifteen men, just to make sure she is not a terrorist, or God forbid she would happen to sit next to a Muslim who would be truly offended.
If you picked Cher, you would be wrong. It’s all in the wording. Nipples, can be said not to be in the area of “private parts.”
Not that anybody cares.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
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Really? Well, that’s just another fine mess we’ve gotten ouselves into!
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Er…. fair do’s Joy. Whilst a bunch of men may well line up to frisk Miss America they would have to put in a class action for equal employment opportunity first. Most of the ‘friskers’ at airports seem to be women, even the cross-dressing ones wearing trousers.
🙂
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