Ron Paul—Are You Stoned?

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The news today is: Presidential candidate Ron Paul, and Barney Frank, are going to introduce a bill to legalize marijuana. That’s like James Madison getting together with the Marquis de Sade to legalized porn in the 16th century.

The bill to be introduced by Frank and Paul would allow states to “legalize, regulate, tax and control marijuana without federal interference.” Last year, California voters rejected Proposition 19, which would have allowed marijuana to be sold for recreational use. Voters in Colorado and Washington state could vote on the issue this year.

Now, ask yourself: If there is one state that has been stoned since the sixties: it’s California. They should know firsthand how many kids are still surfing at 40, because of the daily joint.

Okay, granted—African Black, Acapulco Gold, Bambalacha, Manhattan Silver, Queen Anne’s Lace, Panama Gold, and my personal favorite: Creeperbud…by whatever name you call it, it’s been around a long time. You can get it anywhere. School grounds are filled with “hookups.” And you have to wonder, is this exactly a wise idea? Sure…we have drug wars going on, but do we really need MORE stoned people hanging out on the corner? I suggest a few Cheech and Chong movies to help you decide.

Nobody can see just see Obama going down to Columbia and saying, “I’m here to buy your Columbian Gold! The United States is ready to be a willing customer…we will help your economy! ”

Do we really think that our founders would be all in favor of people texting and smoking while driving at the same time?  And do you really think smoking Puna Butter is going to benefit the already half-dazed people, into getting ready to what’s coming ahead?

That’s it. A sedated and calm people is a dictator’s dream. Right now, too many people are upset about the flooding Obama is doing…destroying whole communities, and for what again? Too bad they are not stoned…

Or…maybe they are. Nobody is complaining. At least, not on my TV.

Their argument is that alcohol has killed many people, marijuana, none. All those poor people dying below the border has to stop.  And that’s just it. George Soros is making it one of his life’s goals to get everyone smoking Congo Hash. He has an agenda to pass, and the less people that care about it, the better.

Come on…people don’t care about ANYTHING when their stoned except…eating. Ask my neighbor’s son…he’s been stoned since high school, got kicked out of the army because he was stoned, and now, I can go outside and see him walking around in front of his parent’s home, smoking, because he still lives there…at thirty. Brain damage started around nineteen.

I can’t wait to see him at sixty.

We are just getting people off of lung cancer, from cigarettes.  Does Ron Paul really want to kill a whole other generation with a nicotine content ten times the amount of a cigarette?  What? Is the AARP behind this?

Will they put Homer Simpson on the label?

Obama will say: “Let grandma put up a toke and go in peace. Those pain medication are just getting too expensive, it will be cost effective. It will take down the deficit.  And try some of my Obamamama Gold. I give it to Michelle and she eats TEN burritos—“I can’t stop her!”

Many people love Ron Paul, but you have to wonder…where’s his common sense? You don’t let a kid run out in the street because you want to give him the libertarian freedom, do you?

Ron Paul…are you stoned?

 

 

June 23, 2011 Posted by Joyanna Adams | conspiracy, humor | Humor, Poltical races | 1 Comment