Nobody Remembers Butts, Congress, Casey, and Guns

Nobody Remembers

Last Week!
I turned on FOX today to get the news, and instead I got the trial that it seems everyone in the world is watching, but me. In fact every news channel had it on. The camera couldn’t take it’s lens off the face of a mother who had somehow “misplaced” her little two year old girl, and was being tried for murder, because they found her in a plastic bag.

This stuff happens all the time. BUT, when you have a broken down dysfunctional government, all the media gets in lockstep it seems by command, and digs up something really juicy for us all to watch because the REST of the news is so bad. Last week, it was Weiner. This week, it’s Casey. Next week, I’m hoping it’s Alec Baldwin again. (Why can’t WE pick the distractions?)

And while we are all in discussions about scandals, In the background the debt clock is ticking…tick….tick…will the Republicans and the Democrats actually come together and cut spending?

 Nobody’s Perfect: Are you kidding? For all the tough talk about how Boehner and his party of strict conservatives have been saying that they want spending cut…they voted “no, he can’t do it” on the President bombing Libya without getting their permission, but then…gave him more money to do it! That’s the way to go boys! And since  Nobody’s Perfect that reminds me…

 Nobody Cares that Kim Kardashian believes she is perfect and so she has x-rayed her REAL butt to prove it. That’s not a fake butt, no guys, that’s the real thing…and speaking of butts…

 Nobody Flashes: Check out Derek Dilday’s lovely tattoo. He says he is a Maverick fan and did it to honor some guy named Dirk. Dirk has yet to reply…but I bet he wishes it was Kin that was showing off that tattoo instead of some guy named Dilday.

 Nobody Wonders: Not to change the subject…but as long as we are in the gutter, let’s talk about real gutter junk, Chicago Police Supt, Garry McCarthy, who says..”There are no accidents in the universe.” (Wrong Gary, you’re proof.) Garry said this:

“So here’s what I want to tell you. See, let’s see if we can make a connection here. Slavery. Segregation. Black codes. Jim Crow. What, what did they all have in common? Anybody getting’ scared? Government sponsored racism. Now I want you to connect one more dot on that chain of the African American history in this country, and tell me if I’m crazy. Federal gun laws that facilitate the flow of illegal firearms, into our urban centers across this country, that are killing our black and brown children. “

 Nobody Says: Yes Garry, you’re crazy. The African Americans don’t HAVE to pull any trigger, that’s their choice. You are basically saying they are savages and can’t control themselves…you are a racist.

He went on to attack Sarah Palin: “She was caribou hunting and talking about the right to bear arms. Why wasn’t she at the crime scene with me?”

Uh….did you deputize her?

Garry is  Nobody’s Fool: Obama, Hillary, Rahm,…all the liberals want to get rid of our guns. Now, they know getting Americans to get rid of their guns is near impossible, so they have to outlaw them, and how are they going to do that? They will say having a gun will be considered racist, and therefore, against the law.

And speaking of guns…

 Nobody Knows just why it’s bad for the citizens to have guns to protect themselves against all the Chicago gangs, but it’s okay for the mayor. Chicago spends over $3 million a year in protecting just their politicians, This figure will skyrocket next year when Obama hosts the G-8 and NATO.

Wait…I thought Chicago was broke? Tick, Tick…Tick….

Nobody Reports that House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va) and Senate Minority Whip Jon Kyl (R-Ariz) pulled out of negotiations, citing Democratic demands for tax increases as part of the deficit solution. And Geithner said:

“Any feasible solution is going to have to combine some very tough economic reforms with some temporary financial assistance as a backstop to let those reforms work.”

Oh…he was talking about Greece…tick, tick, tick,…tock. As for us…we need to raise the debt limit or Nobody Wins. Well…he wins. The rest of us…not so much.

Nobody Thinks my favorite story of the week was the woman who bit off the tongue of a guy who tried to rape her, in Stanford, Ct.

Let’s send her to Congress! I can think of more than a few tongues she can start on…

June 24, 2011 Posted by Joyanna Adams | politics | politics | Leave a comment