Joyanna Adams

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The NEW Human Species

Nobody Wonders

Give a guy a degree and what does he do with it? Do good things to save humanity?

NO! They think humanity is a cesspool of rednecks, and idiots! They want to start over.

Some men want to redesign the whole world. Raymond Kurzweil and Vernor Vinge, two prominent nerd computer wizards have predicted the end of humanity as we know it:

“Within 30 years we will have the means to create superhuman intelligence. Shortly after, the human era will be ended.”

Great news! We don’t HAVE to pay off our debt! I’ve got over $320,000 credit left on my credit cards…where shall we go?

You would think both these guys would be very depressed about this stuff, but no. They think letting the computer take over human minds is a wonderful thing. Look what it’s done for Egypt!

To which Nobody notes: Does that mean you will allow the computer to plug into your head too, Mr. Wizards? The question is: will all the men who THINK they are superhuman let themselves be plugged into AT&T?

I hope so.

And even if the computer driven brain is not something to be desired…don’t worry, the computers will take over the humans because they will be just so much smarter than man. Somehow, someone should tell them, SOME man will mess their dreams all up, and it might be them!

And then you have the George Church’s of the world. George is fooling around with human DNA and proclaims that, unlike nature, where it take thousands, even millions of year to develop a new species, Church could do it with one shotgun blast of new genes. What good could possibly come of this?

Will they make a “blue” species of people to grab more welfare money? And what politician would pay Church to make them half woman and half man and then be able to reproduce with “itself”? Or even lay eggs?

Creating a new species will deem many problems. We will have to have new species rights of course. Anyone making fun of the new species will be sent to jail for at least ten years.

But, back to Weiner…if Wiener had been plugged into the “network” then every computer on the planet would have received a picture of his pride and joy, and somebody could have downloaded a nasty virus back to him, and saved us all from seeing any repeats of his anatomy in the future.  Just think…no more Weiner photos!

As for developing new species…I’ve SEEN their ugly flowers. Don’t get me started on Monsanto.

It’s funny…the liberals are always screaming about how we need to protect mother nature before it’s too late, but they are the FIRST ones to muck it up. Hopefully,they will keep their DNA, computer brain experiments among themselves, and then one day, the real people can take over again, and put them all on the endangered list of; Circuit Breaker Elite Human Number One is NOT compatible with Man.

Sorry….but we WILL build you nice apartments in the inner cities, or send you all to the outback of Australia.

REAL people, do not discriminate, do we?

And in that case, I suggest nominating me to take care of all “new species” patents.

What?

 

 

 

July 2, 2011 - Posted by | conspiracy, disasters, science

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  1. Hmmmmm.

    The outback is full of friggin’ enormous spiders, amongst other quite ‘orrible things. And sand, rocks, scrubby shrubs, blazing sun, in fact a lot like the Mojave. And our cities, I am happy to say, are particulalry beautiful. We have few of what you would call cities – one major city per state plus a few small ones, but they all have distinctive character. Melbourne, for example, is not at all like Florida’s Melbourne (both actually named after Lord Melbourne) and was voted the Most Liveable City in the World a few years ago. Admittedly it is somewhat larger than Greater Los Angeles, but far, far more trees everywhere and a splendid position alongside a huge bay.

    I would love to show you around Melbourne. You would be delighted.

    The city I live just on the fringe of, is Tasmania’s Major city, Hobart. It has barely 220,000 population. It sits on an estuary of a very pretty river that opens into an island-strewn coast that Admiral Bruni D’Entrecasteaux described as the most beautiful anchorage in all the world.

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    Amfortas's avatar Comment by Amfortas | July 3, 2011 | Reply

  2. I’d rather live in the Outback than be locked up to die in a City.

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    Dandapani's avatar Comment by Dandapani | July 3, 2011 | Reply

  3. You put that last bit in for me, didn’t you. The ‘Outback’ bizzo. If nothing else it is a tribute to us all that you speak the Oz lingo and call it what we call it.

    But did you know that we have another zone between the city and country parts and the Outback? We call it ‘The Bush’. There is a lot of it too and it wasn’t named after George or his dad. ‘Country’ NSW or Victoria is where we grow things. Other states grow a bit here and there too, of course. Mainly Mars bars and pretzels. We have some small cities scattered around there for farmers of modest acreage to go to to buy tractors and ice-cream and stuff. Beyond them is the Bush where big farms are. I mean 100,000 acre spreads, and beyond that is the Outback. In the Outback they have farms called ‘Stations, which cover areas the size of modest European countries. Two are each bigger than Texas by the way.

    ‘Up Country’ in WA we have mines, Friggin’ enormous ones that no one sees ‘cuz they are a thousand miles from the nearest city. And we also have mines in Queensland, mainly for coal. Huge things with their own 1000 miles of railways and ports that do sod all but fill ships that line up a hundred at a time.

    There is plenty here for some New Humans to do. Lots of deep holes. The Lord Harry knows we have far too few ordinary humans here to fill the place.

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