Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Would Touch Powdered Long Pig


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I was reading an excerpt last week, from a guy who was at Jamestown, Virginia, during the starving time of 1609, and it got me to thinking about…food. Those first adventures to the “New World” were not exactly easy..in fact, due to poor management and planning, everybody started to starve…and this guy wrote about it:

As for our hogs, hens, goats, sheep, horses, or what lived, our commanders, officers, and savages daily consumed them: some small proportions sometimes we tasted until all was devoured. Then swords, arms, pieces, or anything we traded with the savages, whose cruel fingers were so oft imbrued in our blood that what by their cruelty, our governors indiscretion and the loss of our ships, of 500 within six months after Captain Smith’s departure there remained not past 60 men women and children. And those were preserved for the most part by torts, herbs, acorns walnuts, berries, now and then a little fish. Nay so great was our famine that a savage we slew and buried the poorer sort took him up again and ate him : and so did diverse one another boiled and stews with roots and herbs. And one among the rest did kill his wife, powdered (salted) her, and had eaten part of her before it was known for which he was executed as he will deserved. Now whether she was better roasted boiled or carbonadoed broiled, I know not. but of such a dish a powdered wife I never heard. (rim shot)

 Nobody Knows if that last line was a joke, or if the guy was serious.

So, here’s the question: if you were starving would you put salt on your wife or husband and eat them? Wouldn’t it be easier to eat someone you’d never met? OF COURSE! It’s okay to eat your enemies, but not your wife.

(insert your joke here…………………………………………………….)

Did anybody bother to ask Jeffery Dahlmer what part of the human being tasted the best and what herbs he used? Was a toe, better tasting than an ear?

Remember in the movie “Alive” about the survivors of Flight 571 where the rugby team broke down and ate…butt?

Aren’t you glad that you’re biggest problem of your day today, was whether to turn your air conditioner down one more notch?

Nobody it seems, but me, thought that cannibalism was a very rare human event, and had only happened a very few times in history. Well, if you think that…THINK AGAIN!

According to Wikipedia, (and do we believe them?) many poor souls have been somebody else’s prime rib for most of our history. Thousands (nay, millions) have gone into some guy’s barbeque pit for stew a la Joe.
The Korowai still eat human flesh as a “cultural” practice.

If it’s “cultural” does that make it okay? That means it would be permitted in San Francisco.

Cannibalism has been documented from Fiji, (better known as the Cannibal Isles) to the Amazon Basin, to the Congo, to New Zealand, and to the Marquesas Island of Polynesia, where the delicacy of human was called LONG PIG.

Does this mean that humans taste like very long Bacon noodles?

In America, the Mohawk, the Attacapa, the Tonkawa, and other Texas tribes were known to their neighbors as “man eaters.” ( Not to be confused with Hall and Oates.)

Is that why George W. Bush won the Florida Recount?

During the Crusades, the victorious army would have human thighs after a hard day of killing.

Reports of cannibalism were also recorded during the First Crusade, as Crusaders fed on the bodies of their dead opponents following the Siege of Ma’ arrat al-Numan. There were also further cannibalism incidents on the march to Jerusalem and efforts made to delete mention of these from western history.

Did you know that? No wonder they took victory so much more seriously back then, if you lost…you would be roasted slowly over a fire with sweet onions, while having to listen to a bunch of guy tell dirty jokes and sing “Nearer My God to Thee” off key.

So, now you know. Men have been literally eating each other since the beginning. Nobody thinks that now we need to pay attention to the main menu where jihadists have listed : American Pie as the first entre.

Should we eat our enemies like in the old days? Would you really want to suck on the fingers of bin Laden?

Me neither…I’ll…stick with McDonalds.

But, back to the question. What would you do?

Nobody likes to think I would just eat…dirt. I tried it as a kid, and as I remember…it’s not all bad. You don’t even need salt.

July 21, 2011 Posted by | History | | 2 Comments

Rupert Murdock…Humble and Right

Nobody Wonders

WOW— all of a sudden, Rupert Murdock, and his vast media empire, has been thrown into the proverbial firing pan.  Here in the States, FOX News has been the main conservative and common sense cable station, and all the rest—CNN, MSNBC, and the other seemingly meaningless sitcoms and stations, are almost wacko in their attacks on anything conservative. When Bill Clinton was in office, CNN was his personal body guard.

So, as you can imagine, Rupert Murdoch is looked at as sort of savior to conservatives in America.  Whatever shows we get from the BBC are filled with very liberal attutudes…bleending hearts sort of things. And all of a sudden, we find out, as if on cue: (Weinergate, Caseygate.. and now..Murdochgate) that yes folks…we have…another criminaL

It’s clear that the “elites” on the liberal side have decided to throw in their prime minister as a bonus. Why not kill two birds with one stone? And who ARE these people?

And if you want to really know the “elites” watch Charlie Rose. Charlie’s whole brain is plugged into the “elites” of the world who seem to reside in Edinburgh somewhere. Nobody feels that after WWII, the Americans took over the “empire,” but somehow (probably due to Churchill) the elites of the British kept control. The Royals and the Lords etc…are still connected deeply to our American elites. Many of our world leaders from both parties have spent time at Oxford. It’s like “elite” school 101.

Some call it the illuminati…some just call them rich and arrogant. Let’s just say, they all hang out together, want to control the whole world, and are now fighting over it.

Whatever…most of us will never know the real truth, mainly because, so few people control most of everything now we see now.  With all the ‘elites” talks of democracy there is NOTHING democratic about the European Union, the dictators of the middle East, China, or as we are now so painfully witnessing.. America.

We little nobodies just sit and watch the big boys put out their best scandals, and fight over all the money that they can grab from the millions beneath them. It’s like watching pigs fight at a trough.

And the pigs are out to get Murdoch, and I’m not saying he’s innocent of anything, I just like his product.  Something tells me his editor was in the middle of the storm, and was the one he trusted…all that red hair, who wouldn’t? I’m sure there were many others.

I’ve only read a few details on the Murdoch case, but I did watch him read his statement and thought it was straightforward…and honest. On Charlie Rose, they tore him apart, saying that “Oh he read the lawyer thing very well didn’t he? “—as if the man were senile. They predicted the end of Rupert, but I can’t see that happening, but then again, he is a danger to them. They insinutated that he had something to do with the “death” of the whistleblower.  Right, so who put that bullet hole in Ron Brown’s head again?

For that matter, many feel Princess Diana was murdered. How in the world will we ever know? And speaking of unknowable… how in the world did that comedian get that close to Rupert? Really, who among us Nobodies thinks mabybe he was just “let” in? Is the British security really that daft?

As for the hacking of phones, Piers Morgan did it, and now he’s on CNN holding a cushy job. Why is he not being indicted? Nobody Thinks if FOX did this stuff to get a story, then  so did CNN, MSNBC…and most all of them. They are just using it now to hang the man and his influence which has been overwhelmingly against liberals. As Ann Coulter pointed out in her piece today, when Newt Gingrich was illegally taped, Time Magazine was all over it. Nobody thought anything was wrong about it. It was an “accident.”

Sure.

We all know the sex scandals.that come out on politicians at JUST the right time in order to get rid of them. They are now saying the Prime Minister Cameron saw the FOX news people too many times? Gee, over here, Obama not only sees Jeffery Immelt every single day, he puts him on taxpayers payroll.

And where can you find the real truth? On Snopes?

George Soros owns Snopes.

Who do you trust? Wiki Leaks? With all the information out there, and so many of us trying to pick and choose, what’s true, what’s not…heck we still don’t know who killed Kennedy, really.

What we do know…is not very pretty.

I got this video from a very liberal friend. It’s shows what liberals think of Rupert Murdock. Frankly, I think satellites are a good thing. But then again, I’ve never lived in Britain. It’s nevertheless a very clever and entertaining piece of satire.

(Thanks to JR)

 

 

July 21, 2011 Posted by | British, conspiracy, Global Government, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments