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Today, the mayor of New York, announced that the legislatures should give all the illegals work permits so they could get jobs at….wait for it….WAIT FOR IT…!
As lifeguards!
Because he said they were all good swimmers!
Now, THIS Nobody would like to know just what the people in New York think about those illegals just rushing to save them in the water!?
What if they are Muslims and see a Jew drowning?
What if they are Mexicans who had too much to drink that morning?
What if they were from Africa, and didn’t speak the language? What if they thought that someone shouting “Help!” meant that they wanted something to eat, or to talk to a friend in the pool?
And didn’t we hear enough about the illegals drowning crossing the Rio Grande? How does the Mayor of New York KNOW that they are all good swimmers?
And most importantly, will there be enough pool opening to give them all jobs?
What? We have MILLIONS of illegals flooding the country. Will we have to build more pools?
I don’t know about you, but I can’t even afford to pay to swim in my local pool this summer.
Growing up in this city, long ago, they didn’t charge you. The pool was free.
Now it’s about $270 and that’s only for a mere 2 hours at noon, and only for 2 months!
No, I’m not joining this year, even though I love to swim, but really, in the old days, they had about four lifeguards…NOW they have over 15 at a time. It’s ridiculous.
So, New York? They will probably hire a lifeguard for every two people. But why should the rich care? They all have their own pools.
Whose going to PAY all these illegal lifeguards…YOU will pay for it! It will probably cost $500 and THAT’s why you better move to Florida as fast as you can…in fact, I have some property!
I’ll sell it to you!
What if this idea goes national? Help me.
Okay, someone tell the Mayor he needs to quit going to Happy Hour with Kamala Harris.
Just saying.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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