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Nobody’s Perfect: Who Loots the Best? East or West?

Nobody’s Perfect

This week is a contest of vandals—The East Coast VS the West Coast!

Let’s take the West coast first: After the Giants won the World Series, it seems the fans in San Francisco got so excited, they decided to do the usual, stuff—go outside and destroy whatever happened to be around…and HEY! This is a time honored tradition in San Fran…

Vandalism included bonfires set along Mission Street and around AT&T Park, and beer bottles thrown at police. Some fans hopped on top of Muni buses and cars along Market Street; at least one car had been tipped on its side. Windows of stores were broken, and Dumpsters were torched.

Two years ago, fans acted similarly when the Giants also won the World Series in 2010. That year, a patrol car was damaged, at least three private vehicles had their windows smashed, a window of a Giants’ dugout store was broken, and one couch was destroyed after being lit on fire and tossed out a window. There were also reports of graffiti on store windows in the Mission district.

Ah…those silly liberals…you’d think that they could just stick to Occupying Wall Street.

BUT….will the East Coast show those West Coast Obama fans how to REALLY vandalize? The whole Eastern seaboard is being torn apart by Hurricane Sandy, and we all remember the wonderful looting scenes we saw in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina—Who knew that Televisions could jump into rafts pushed by people?

Something tells me, we are about to find out if Hurricane Sandy gives Katrina some competition.  Here’s some Tweets getting ready for the looting party of the year:

“Bout to do some looting when this hurricane finally hits….gonna get a new laptop and tv…this hurricane might be the best thing to happen.”

“If this hurricane gets real bad I’m looting stores ! i always wanted to do that “I’m gonna go looting once this hurricane hits Utica”

“Has Hurricane Sandy made landfall yet? My bitch ass is ready to go looting!”

“helllll yeah I’m gonna go looting after the storm hits.”

“Who wants to go looting with me when Sandy hits?! I need some new shit!

So, who is going to win the ‘looting and vandal’ rewards of 2012? East Coast? West Coast?

Nobody Thinks: Obama.

“Anything they need, we will be there,” Obama said. “And we are going to cut through red tape. We are not going to get bogged down with a lot of rules. We want to make sure that we are anticipating and leaning forward.” In Virginia, one of the most competitive states in the race, election officials eased absentee voting requirements for those affected by the storm.

Too bad he didn’t say this during Benghazi.

Yes, Obama will be looting votes, and then will continue to vandalize the nation.

The World Series of Looting has just begun.

October 29, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, Looting, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 1 Comment