Government Officials:RUN TO THE BUNKERS! IT’S SNOWING!
Nobody Cares that most everyone in the United States woke up today to the dire warnings from their TV’s that, once again, global warming is destroying the earth.
Chicago will be the first to go….
“In fact, scientists have been warning for at least two decades that global warming could make snowstorms more severe. Snow has two simple ingredients: cold and moisture. Warmer air collects moisture like a sponge until it hits a patch of cold air. When temperatures dip below freezing, a lot of moisture creates a lot of snow. A rise in global temperature can create all sorts of havoc, ranging from hotter dry spells to colder winters, along with increasingly violent storms, flooding, forest fires and loss of endangered species.”—Al Gore and his global buddies.
(They forgot to mention that due to global warming, George Bush was born.)
Not only that, but the ice and snow storm that is sweeping across the United States tonight is considered so serious that we were told early this morning that all the prominent officials of our city and county were already safe inside the “bunkers.”
That was a first for me.
Since when does a snow storm require that all major government officials have to react as if it’s a major terrorist attack and go running into some undisclosed bunker? Most of them have big beautiful homes. Wouldn’t they rather be at home, snug in their own beds?
What are they afraid of?
The sleet came down, and our mailman delivered the mail, and the trash was picked up, and yet, I was picturing our whole city government somewhere underground doing what? Playing poker? Watching reruns of “The Day After Tomorrow?”
Last week I went with a friend to a retirement party for police officers. The chief of police made a long speech about health care etc..but, he warned: they all better be sure to give him a number where they could be brought back into service on short notice because he said, “It’s not IF we have a terrorist attack, it’s when.”
How many times have we heard THAT before?
I’m starting to think they are using this “storm” as a practice run for these terrorists attacks they know are coming. All the elites need to know where to go..god forbid we lose any of them.
As you can see from these pictures, other counties do not FEAR great snow. They also do not fear nuclear attacks as much as we do, because even China and Russia have bunkers for their people. Al Gore personally gave billions to Russia when he was Vice President, and they in turn, used it for just that purpose. Millions can fit into their bunkers, thanks to us!
As for the snow, other countries just deal with it. It does not always mean “Call out the National Guard.”
It’s seems in these dire days, we have a LOT to fear: snow, ice, food shortages, Iran, no heat, no cell phone service, no internet, Muslims in our neighborhood…Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney, fat people, old people, tea party people, salt, McDonalds, soda, gasoline, Glenn Beck, plane delays, traffic jams, hundreds of Movie Award Shows…
But the biggest fear of all to this nobody is:
Government officials in bunkers….who are afraid of the snow. We’ve seen what happens when you get them all in one place.
I’m just saying.
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Yeah…you’re a good guy for helping out the ladies Signpainterguy.
I’m going to go get my “Shirley” (Don’t call me Shirley, say Rick…LOL) papers from her driveway for her.
And thanks Zilla (Can I call you Zilla? ) come back and visit again! (After you see Doug FIRST of course.)
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Good one girls, it snows in winter, melts when it warms up, amazing ! Sorry I couldn`t word that as sciency as the Goracle !
Love the pics – “cool” deno dinos and “Man, that`s some deep snow !”
And I dread having to shovel a foot of snow……
The two widow ladies across the street appreciate it, (they offer pies and cakes or a ham sammich, sans olive pits of course) but when I was about to start on the new neighbor`s steps, (I haven`t really met the mom and daughter yet and the first two times, they had gone somewhere else so I just cleared their steps and left), I spotted the mom and asked if she wanted me to clear her steep steps, she said, “No.” I don`t think she understood, “IT`S FREE !”
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Doug Powers was right, you are delightful to read! I agree wth you, I don’t trust a bunch of control freaks with powerful government positions who we know are not exactly sane all hunkered together in a bunker somewhere. And for goodness sake, it’s SNOW, that’s what happens in WINTER, why does everyone forget what happens in winter and act surprised every time it returns?
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