Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Why Do the Birds Go On Singing? Don’t they Know, It’s the End of the World?

Nobody Knows

Tomorrow…is the end of the world. Oh…you didn’t know that?

Well, some guy who has predicted the end before when it didn’t happen, (believe me, his name is NOT important) has said the rapture will start, and only 2 percent of the population will be taken up into the sky to be with Jesus. The other 98 percent of us no-good nobodies will have to remain and wait for the devil to come get us. We will be forced to watch old Sean Penn movies and Hillary Clinton speeches in-between earthquakes.

And that’s at the END of our torture!

NEVERTHELESS…I’m prepared. I’ve got a helmet (see picture) just in case Jesus comes for me.

I understand I will have to roll underneath the ground all the way to the holy land from Missouri. Thank GOD it’s still there. Who knows how many rocks, sewer lines, cable lines, tree roots, worms and moles I might roll over on the way. I’m a little worried about crossing underneath the Atlantic, but I will have no choice.

If this is the end, I would like to dedicate this song to you.

If it is NOT the end, then don’t worry, it will come soon enough!

Now, excuse me while I go have some carrot cake to get ready.

Oh yes, enjoy the song and Skeeter’s hairstyle…I did!

May 20, 2011 Posted by | Life | | 2 Comments