Joyanna Adams

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Christmas Dancing in the Snow With Irishmen

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This song simply HAS to be played today…for me.

I was talking to one of the men putting in my patio door today, an Irish looking guy. Our old one cracked into tiny pieces. We had been putting tons of pillows and curtains and boards up to keep the cold out, so we were pretty excited to get a new one.

It’s a three paneled door, and we had been waiting for 2 months for it to be manufactured and then installed. It was only 57 degrees here today, warm for December, so the door installers said they would be coming by 10.30.

To say I was excited is an understatement.

10.30 passed.

11.30 passed.

12.30 passed.

1:30 passed.

2:30 passed.

Where were they? I thought.

And then the head guy called and said they’d be there by 3.pm

3:30 passed, and they arrived at 4:30. It gets dark at 5:pm here, so I was surprised when they apologized, said they had trouble at the first job, and jumped in to repair our patio door, which by the way, is three huge glass panels and takes up a whole wall.

5:30 PM, they got the old frame out…and all of us: the three contractors, my husband, and I…went quiet.

There, underneath the frame, were THOUSANDS of termites.

Quickly we got an old can of termite spray from the house, and Justin, the man in charge sprayed the whole can on top. I ran up to the local hardware store and bought more cans.

What to do now?

Justin said, “Well, we’ve got to put the door up, otherwise you have a whole wall with nothing there. You need to get an extermination, and we need to come back TAKE the door down, replace the rotten wood, and put it in right.

Now, it’s dark out, and getting cold. And I said, “Well, 2017 has NOT been kind to us.”

First, our garage door opening stopped working.

Then, our 64 inch big screen TV, the only one we watch, died.

Then our basement flooded. It was completely finished off. Bedroom, pool room, bathroom…bar…everything had to be repaired. We had to tear out the rugs, rebuild the walls, and put up new drywall.

Then, our oven died. It was a wall oven, and my husband and I had to try to “lift’ the new one in all by ourselves. Labor would have been $500, never mind the expense of a new wall oven.

The electrician for downstairs still hasn’t given us our bill. We had to rewired most everything.

And then…the sewer line backed up. Good thing all the rugs were already torn out. But, because whoever built the house did not leave room for a ‘line’, they had to remove the toilet downstairs to clean out the sewer backup.

Anyway….there was more stuff, MUCH more, it’s just that my mind is trying to BLOCK the rest out.

So, back to the story. I was telling them what a bad year we had. And then, like Christmas magic, we all bonded in silence. The working class. The WHITE working class men mostly, making the world go round, and yet, each day a struggle.

And one young guy shook his head. “Yeah, it was a bad year for me too.”

“Well, make us feel better.” I said. “Tell us your bad deal.”

“My fiancé broke up with me. I found her with another guy.” He has spent $6,000 for a ring. She gave it back but he only got $350 for it when he sold it.

“Her big loss” I said. And I meant it. Then we all told him he was lucky it happened BEFORE the marriage and no kids were involved. Surely, I told him, he would find another.

Just ordinary Americans. These guys were the good stuff. The good stuff that this country was built on. And every time I hear Hillary trash white people, I…well…where’s that termite spray.

Trump, is…so right.

Tonight, I opened a Christmas card from my neighbor who lives three doors down. I was supposed to get together with her, and do something last March, I called her, left a message, but she never called me back.

Being my typical self, I told my husband, “Well, I guess she’s just doesn’t like me.” and tried to just shrug it off. (That never really works, does it?)

But then, the reason why she never called became clear: Our phone number has been changed (she’s right) and she has stage four ovarian cancer most of the year, and is going through chemo.

What’s a few termites compared to cancer?

We sat on the long bus rides to high school together. She is the only girl who ever laughed at my jokes.

Cancer. Horrible.

So, THAT’s why I’m posting these very happy drunk Irishmen.

Join me, and toast! To the Irish Rovers!

To my favorite Irish man! (He knows who he is.)

To all the termites in my house! (Your days are NUMBERED SUCKERS.)

And to President Trump! May he defeat the swamp with swiftness and bold American bravado.

God bless the Good King of Christmas!

And God bless all you who read me, and wonder when I’m going to drive myself crazy.

I’m already there…dancing in the snow with Irishmen.

Thank you for your help, and your kind emails.

I don’t think I could have made it through 2017, without you.

Okay…another glass? These guys are too much fun!

God bless freedom loving people on the planet wherever they are! The tyrants will be defeated.

They always are…so…

Tonight, I dance with the drunken Irishmen.

Care to join me?

 

December 16, 2017 Posted by | Life | | Leave a comment

Nobody Loves You Like A Dog

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Dog lovers will love this.

It’s got to feel good to come home to this much love.

Enjoy!

December 15, 2017 Posted by | Life | | Leave a comment

Salvador Mundi VS Ketchup

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While the universe was obsessed with sex scandals, other fun news was happening.

It almost seems impossible, that a Leonardo Da Vinci would show up out of nowhere, and depict the most famous person in all of history: Jesus Christ, but it did.

This painting was thought to be a hoax and once sold for $60 dollars, and then, it was discovered that it was the real deal and a Russian bought it, and paid about $174 million for it, so he made a nice profit. Somebody bought it for $450 million.

Since Mona Liza is the most famous painting in the world, Jesus certainly gets the bigger bang for the buck.

Gasps rippled through the Christie’s auction house. And then cheers. “Salvator Mundi,” a 600-year-old painting by Leonardo da Vinci, had just sold for $450 million.

Most of us have seen a lot of picture of Jesus, but even looking at it on the internet, I have to say, it’s probably my favorite. Still, why would the Russian sell it?

Fake or not, it’s beautiful.

And then you do have the real fake…a painting that has what I like to call it the “Hillary Clinton” effect. It’s a painting done with Ketchup. A painting that even a 4-year old could pull off, and some fool paid $50 million for it.

So, what FOOL paid $50 million for a canvas of Ketchup that he could have done at home for under $50?

I guarantee you, it was a liberal fool, because THIS is how the liberals described it:

Red is the colour of wine, but also of blood, and these canvases encompass both the sensual pleasure and violent debauchery associated with the god. This contrast is echoed in the paintings’ combination of euphoric loops that soar upwards and vermilion floods of paint that ooze and cascade down the canvas. The unfurling gestures of these paintings were made, like Henri Matisse’s works in old age, with a brush affixed to the end of a pole, which lends them their vitality and scale.”

Well, I have ketchup ooze and cascade down my hamburger too. What a bunch of BS hooey. Sounds just like a liberal: conning you to buy their paintings just like they con you to buy their politics. With big fancy words of description meaning absolutely nothing.

And these people rule the world.

I want to know who bought both paintings, don’t you?

I HOPE the Vatican bought the Da Vinci. It should be among the most valuable treasures. It should stay in Italy.

And the Ketchup? Well, one thing for sure…it wasn’t President Trump.

Now, if it had been GOLD cascading….

November 17, 2017 Posted by | Life | , | Leave a comment

Machio Kaku: The Mind of God

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GOD according to Michio KaKu!

Enjoy!

September 23, 2017 Posted by | Life | , | 1 Comment

Nobody Prays

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President Trump declared this a National Day of Prayer.

So, this nobody prays for all the lonely hearts and the suffering going on today in Texas. (And the rest of the country for that matter.)  Let’s hope that the strength of God and the people of Texas pull through this.

If you don’t believe in God, then I feel sorry for you.

It’s much like…never having a child.

Unless you experience his (Or it’s spiritual) presence, you really never know what you’re missing.

So, I’m saying a prayer…that God helps us SAVE America.

And can I also pray that John McCain, Paul Ryan, and Mitch McConnell…get voted out?

Come on. Okay, how about term limits?

I’m taking Monday off, because my husband and I will be nailing 2x4s’s to concrete walls. We will have the usual. “WAIT..did you measure that before you installed it, and what do you mean I don’t listen to you?” husband and wife conversations that always make the day…less boring.

Everybody have a great Labor Day Weekend! I’ll be laboring, as most Americans will, and will see you back here on Tuesday.

 

September 2, 2017 Posted by | Life | | Leave a comment

Dad’s: What Would We Do Without Them?

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!

June 17, 2017 Posted by | Life | | Leave a comment

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

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HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL GOD’S WONDERFUL MOTHERS!

May 13, 2017 Posted by | Life | | Leave a comment

Milo Yiannopoulos Shows the True Meaning of “tolerance.”

Nobody Flashes a man of great tolerance on a Sunday.

We’ve heard again and again about the need for tolerance in society, by Obama, and Hillary. In fact, they barely ever shut up about it.

The truth is: Americans have been more tolerant than any civil society in history.

Okay. We all know they use the damning to control speech, and behavior, in order to make a docile society, but Milo, knows all of this.

And he points it out here by visiting these people who were damaged greatly by the Obama “gay” warriors.

How can you NOT be a fan?

Enjoy!

December 10, 2016 Posted by | Life | | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes Stress Relievers: Stars and Elephants

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Does anybody else want to get away from the nasty and depressive news? I do. I was so keyed up tonight, I ALMOST brought a Gargoyle online. I decided against that, and opted instead to get out of the house, and just walk.

When I’m stressed, two thing usually put my mind back into perspective: The vastness of the universe (Which proves how insignificant most everything is on this planet.) and the sweet, sweet  innocence of babies.

Any babies. And THIS baby is one of my favorites. He brings his joy right back into my needy spirit, bless his heart.

Enjoy!

October 15, 2016 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Walk In THEIR Shoes….

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I’m old enough to remember the days when Nike first starting charging $120 for kids’ tennis shoes. I was a single parent at the time, and the marketing was so good, that if your kid didn’t have a pair of Nike’s, he (or she) was doomed to forever be a nobody, and so, I always somehow managed to find the money.

In fact, marketing executives are so good now, our politicians probably have Nike working for them.

I myself wear very cheap tennis shoes from Wal-Mart. BUT….I might buy myself a pair of these.

Unless of course they charge over $500. What do you think? Would you buy a pair?

Or is it just all the usual hype?

 

 

October 9, 2016 Posted by | Life | | 3 Comments

Somewhere Tonight…

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Somewhere tonight in America…

Somewhere tonight in New York, bombs are going off, set by evil people who mean to kill.

Somewhere tonight (it’s 10.43 pm on Saturday night) a newborn baby is off to sleep, the mother exhausted.

Somewhere tonight, a woman goes home alone: lonely. A little drunk.

Somewhere tonight, a black man shoots another black man on the streets of Chicago.

Somewhere tonight, lovers kiss, make love, than watch TV, munching on Potato chips.

But somewhere tomorrow, IF it’s nowhere near Miami Beach, a ladybug will fly, with no one to witness it.

And at least more than half of the people in America will go through their whole lives thinking…that ladybugs don’t fly.

God keeps his most precious gems alive, and hidden…thankfully, away from us all.

What little we know.

 

September 17, 2016 Posted by | Life | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes on a Sunday

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Here is ONE reason we can all celebrate the internet….you can find out that you are actually an empty walking slug of bacteria.  And if I’m a walking bag of empty bacteria, what is Michael Moore?

I’m wondering when was the last time my cells died.

Enjoy! After all, Hillary is going to be on TV, and all of us only have so many summers left.

July 23, 2016 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Summer is here! Crazy Russians Are Out!

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This is the weekend the pools open! So how about we watch this crazy Russian show us how excited he gets when he put dry ice into his swimming pool.

I have to admit, this guy cracks me up. He doesn’t even have to do a thing. I want him to be my neighbor.

Dear Russian Crazy man: Where do you live? I want to move next door!

Anyway, enjoy…and go ahead and do it at YOUR house. Put the kids in first.

 

 

 

May 27, 2016 Posted by | Life | | Leave a comment

Getting Old…Means Not Having to Say You’re Sorry

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I’m in a very cantankerous mood lately, due to the fact that soon, I’m having another birthday, and I’m just not aging gracefully. And I WANT to. But, I just can’t damn it. I realize that death is an unknowable equation…and I’m lucky to have lived this long…considering all the close calls I’ve had working at night in downtown St. Louis.

After all, so many people die young. And they didn’t even get to realize how precious life is…that knowledge usually doesn’t come until you realized you don’t have many years left…Old

For instance…all the babies that die young.  Nothing in life is more heartbreaking than losing a child. Whether it’s a baby, or a man who lost his life in war…I can’t imagine the pain of the parents, and they could never put it into words. And here I am..still living.

Not fair.

And so, when I think of these things I get …in a bad mood. An angry mood. And I get even angrier when I think that right after I write this and post it, some NSA computer is going to store it in some little computer chip for…probably some company to send me ads…for all eternity.

(Want to live longer? Try Metamucil…Use SEA SALT!)

Which brings me to the subject tonight of the fight in the news between Alex Jones, and Glenn Beck. Glenn Beck it seems has sucked up to Zuckerface. Ever since Glenn Beck lost his following when he started condemning people for not voting for Ted Cruz, he’s been losing it, and Alex Jones thinks he’s part devil.

It’s been pretty amusing. After all, what do I care? But I do care. Our ‘heroes’ are pretty stupid nowadays.  When the biggest ‘hero’ on the block is Mark Zuckerberg, you’ve got a problem.

And here’s one thing nobody talks about. When you get old, and you see young men like Mark Zuckerberg, being so rich and famous, and so full of…shit..it just pisses you off.

I must admit, I’ve gotten my opinion about Zuckerberg from the movie The Social Network. Jesse Eisenberg did an excellent job portraying the boy as a spoil, rich, and insufferable snob.

When he invented “FACEBOOK” it was clear, that he took (stole) an idea, and did everything he could to make it his alone.

Ruthlessness is the name of the game to be a success it seems.Zuckerberg 2

So, why is Facebook so popular? People want to connect..and show the world who they are. It’s a simple concept and trust me, it didn’t take a genius to think of it.

I probably am one of the only people who compares Facebook with any other invention. It’s not that big of a deal….the propaganda about it is.

You don’t have to be on FACEBOOK to live a life. FACEBOOK has not made my life, easier, but is has made the FBI pretty happy.

It’s not like the invention of the automobile or the airplane. It’s just another web invention.

And really…how can a man who is a genius be so STUPID when it comes to everything else?

His politics are “get into bed with every government so your product makes you MORE rich!”  

What I’m trying to say is the older I get, the more I see how history is always the same: Some men float to the top of the heap, and more times than not, the man that should rise to the top, NEVER does.

Animals in the wild eat their own…so…does…man.

So, I’m not having a happy time getting old. I keep reading all these snazzy articles in magazines about how it’s all how you look at life that matters.old two

BULL.

My doctor says my life is written in my DNA. No use in fighting it. As you can guess, I don’t get along with my doctor very well, but because of Obamacare I’m lucky to even HAVE a doctor, so I’m stuck.

Frankly, I want him to lie. Yes. Lie.Oprah Windfrey

So, I have to celebrate something on my birthday…and I’ve decided the one thing I have to be thankful for, is that Oprah Winfrey has retired too. I don’t have to see her when I’m changing the channels on every talk show. Thank you Oprah, for the wonderful birthday present.

Watch…tomorrow I’ll see her on the Glenn Beck program.

Pass the salt.

 

 

May 24, 2016 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | , | 6 Comments

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