The World According to Viagra and Gene Simmons

Simmons on US Economy.

Nobody’s Opinion

The big Irish idiot in the White House last week, made a big Irish fool of himself..without even drinking one pint of Irish ale, by demanding that the Jews give half of that little sliver of land floating among a sea of camel-munchers, to the camel munchers themselves. We all thought the world was going to end with this statement…but it didn’t, instead Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israeli, came over and gently told the young Irish two-year-old brat that the Jews have suffered a long time, and will not go willingly to be slaughtered…AGAIN…and by the way Mr. President, you have a great people, maybe you ought to listen to them.

In other words, we had to watch a much smarter man sit and talk to our embarrassing President, as if he were a child. He’s not the only one who thinks Obamamullingan is just a lot of Irish malarkey. Watch this video on Gene Simmons, (above) who being a Jew, admitted that he voted for Obama, but is giving him a failed grade in the manners of the world. Make Gene a dictator for six months, and he’ll put everything back in order, he says. So said, Donald Trump. And probably so will say a man who has finally tossed his hat into the ring, CEO of Godfather’s pizza, Herman Cain. The good thing about Herman is, he will more than likely not claim to be Irish to get votes…
And speaking of Irish…

Nobody’s Perfect…Obama is going to Ireland this week to visit his ancestral home. Yes Obama is part Irish. He’d be putting on that Irish face of his, giving up his “blackness” for a week, and going for the luck of the Irish pot-of-gold: votes from the Tammery Hall. In reflection of this, Nobody wonders if Irish dancers will be invited back to the White House, so that Michelle will learn to River Dance. Frankly, I’d LOVE to see her try it. You have to hold your top very still, and move all of your bottom–very fast. Face it, she’s not built for it.

And speaking of dancing,

Nobody Cares that I’m doing a bit of an Irish jig myself over the fact that Oprah the Winbag and Katie the Collie, are both leaving our prime time TV programs at the same time! Well, okay—So Oprah is not going away. Her new program OWN Cable Winfrey is doing terrible, and that fact alone is worth a few fairy twirls around Dublin. (Yes, I’ll be a fairy for a day..)

And speaking of fairies…
Nobody Wins when the x-President of Russia, Vladimir Putin, decides that the guy he put in to take orders from him while he pretended not to be still in power, has decided that he wants to stay in power. So, Putin is getting rid of him, by having another election where he will make sure he wins, and therefore he will stay dictator until he dies. Many at the Kremlin are happy, because there is only so many times you can listen to “Whole Lotta Love” in one decade, before wanting to resort to drinking Irish Whiskey for breakfast.

And speaking of drinking…

Nobody Wonders how much alcohol is going to be consumed in California when Kate and her merry boy William visit Hollywood. Victoria Beckham has ordered her baby taken OUT of her tiny little tummy, just so she can be ready to party. Having said that, this nobody is very jealous because it is said that Kate and William are going to visit Yosemite to see the Redwood trees.

Nobody Fool: Yes, we have here in America, one of the grandest forests in the world. Not that I have seen it. But, then again…I’d say the young Royal couple. are nobody’s fools. They have picked an excellent honeymoon spot in Yosemite. Hopefully, they’ll leave Elton John at home.

And speaking of homes..

Nobody Knows if Sarah Palin is going to run for the Presidency. She did a Hilary Clinton, and bought a home in Scottsdale, Arizona, so that she can run for Senator, and then go on to run for President. Right—the “I love Alaska and NEVER want to leave it” woman is moving to the desert, far away from the Northern lights, and snow, and mountains…and…

What can I say? I can say that…

Nobody Reports Pakistan wants China to build a Navy Base right on its own shores. China and Pakistan are joining military forces.  They have said if we attack Pakistan, it will be considered the same as if we attacked China. In the meantime, our great Western leaders, the Queen and Obama, are going to see the Irish? Are the Irish going to help us fight China?

Nothing like bringing a shovel to a nuclear-war fight.

Nobody thinks that the only answer to WHY all the crazy and suicidal decisions are being made by our ‘President’, and I’m sure Gene Simmons would agree, is that Obama has done way too much Viagra.

Yes, Viagra, it is being reported, makes you deaf. Our Irish President does not hear a word anyone is saying, therefore, he is clueless.

And Nobody Flashes that I hear thunder…so what does that tell you?

I have never taken Viagra, and I suggest ..you all stop.

May 22, 2011 Posted by Joyanna Adams | Obama, Uncategorized | politics | 6 Comments