Nobody’s Perfect:
The girls are getting heat stroke this week. We have more than a few women going off the deep well of “insanity” due, no doubt, a combination of heat stroke and PMS, along with a few too many cocktails. It was just reported on Drudge that some lady tried to sell her 3-day-old at Taco Bell for $500 dollars.
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Her big mistake was that she did not try Starbucks. Those people are so caffeinated they would have thought the baby was a new flavor hidden beneath a blanket of whipped cream. All she needed to do was put a cherry on the baby’s head.
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You have to have good money to keep spending $200 dollars on coffee every week. When it comes to supporting your drug habit, you need to get a good job at Google or someplace like that. And yes, caffeine is a drug too…drink too much of the stuff and you will find yourself on the Tour de France without a proper helmet. But then, that shows you the insanity.
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Enough about drug addicts…let’s get to my two favorite least perfect women of the week.
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First: A woman who busted onto the news and caught the hearts and minds of America, just couldn’t stand it anymore. She didn’t want to go through another one of those wonderful microwave machines, so Yukari Miyamae decided to grab a boob and twist. Only trouble is, that boob belonged to an employee of President Obama’s army of well-trained boob touchers. Only THEY are allowed to grab, pinch, pull, twist, and eventually probably suck certain nipples, to search for explosive milk. Not you. The woman was arrested on “suspicion of sexual abuse” which is a felony.
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Wow…did you know that just the “suspicion” of sexual abuse is a felony? Looking back on many of my bosses, I feel bad about all those missed opportunities I could have had in court.
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How many people think about sexually abusing someone every single day? And just what is defined as “abuse”? Is there a manual? Like… “Abuses of Sex, and What to Look For” by Manny Feller, (real name: Wiener)
If twisting a nipple without permission is a felony, then at least 15% of every male attending Mardi Gras on the last night before lent, should fork up some money.
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Funny, no charges have been filed—so does that mean that just maybe, at least one third of the entire TSA staff is making “sexual” touches here that perhaps could border on abusive?
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And what does that say when Lady Gaga walks down the street and falls in front of a taxi and dies a horrible death because of her shoes? Would you say she is being “sexually abusive” ? Some men would say so.
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I wanna know the odds in Las Vegas.
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Miyamae has become a hero in many circles:
Yukari Miyamae had more than 900 backers Monday afternoon, with some praising her for her bravery and others offering to donate money to her defense. Others defended the TSA’s screening procedures, saying that people who don’t want to comply with security requirements shouldn’t fly.
She has to fly for her job. So does Angelina Jolie. I’m just saying.
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Second: And then there’s Ms (I just HAVE to get married even though I might get caught) Hinton. She was just getting married when the cops came into the ceremony and booked her, and they didn’t even give her time to get out of her dress. She has every right to get mad, I say, think of all she spent on a photographer who would not return her money. She was booked on a two-year old felony warrant accusing her of identity theft.
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I’m here to tell you …Ms Hinton…your identity theft didn’t take. I don’t know whose identity you stole, but it’s not exactly becoming to your great criminal mind.
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Nobody Thinks the full moon and the bad economy, might just want to make you want to blame all these women going nuts on the time of the month. Well, it’s not. It’s Obama’s fault…once again. Think about it: bad economy..TSA agents… Obama poor leadership has gotten the nation spiraling into a trickle-down “sexual abuse” landslide. Today, the TSA agents: tomorrow: Congress.
Wait…
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
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I can remember the days when one actually had to DO something to be sexually abusive, but these days even a ‘look’ is felonious. Saying ‘hello’ gets a smack in the face (that’s not abuse of course, it is ‘prerogative’). Now the Guvmunt licences its agents to abuse at will just because you want to fly in an aeroplane.
But talking of the cyclists, I have had the pleasure of having some purposeful activity at 10pm until 2 am every night. Watching the Tour de France. The televising is magnificent and every opportunity to show the viewer the beauty of France is taken, even if it means rewinding to see a huge crash / pile-up / tv car knocking a cyclist into a barbed-wire fence that occurred while a helicopter-guided tour of a Chateau was going on.
I doubt that watching a chap’s testicles being molested by a saddle is as pleasurable as getting a touch up or watching some Frog pinching a mam’selle’s bottom , but hey, it helps to pass the time. At least at airports they don’t make you pee in a jar during dinner.
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