Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Gets Blond Joke

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After the blast of heat from above and D.C. this week, we all could stand a good old-fashioned…blond joke. Don’t you think? I happen to believe this could have actually happened.
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(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
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The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. she initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
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Linda is blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.
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The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Bush’s fault.

July 23, 2011 Posted by | humor | | 1 Comment

Obama, Terror, and the Unmaking of America

Nobody Wins

Terror often arises from a pervasive sense of disestablishment: that things are in the unmaking …Stephen King

One thing you can say about most of the Republicans: When they don’t get their way, they are very lame. Not so the Democrats…they throw big temper tantrums. Veins stick out. Lips tighten. Fingers go up. They make DEMANDS. Do what I say: right now.

Remember when Bill Clinton got mad about being impeached and then went out the next day and bombed an aspirin factory? Obama’s numbers started dropping, and he went and dropped bombs on Libya.

And our Congress…lets them.

At this point, I’m all for getting rid of the office. The ones in power go into megalomania, and the older ones just won’t go away. Each President gives themselves even more power than the last, by executive degree.
Like Kings crowning themselves. It’s NOT what our founders intended.

While watching Obama throw his little temper tantrum on TV today, his anger barely being held beneath his condescending exterior— all nobody keep thinking was, “Hid the football!” We saw the great “black” rage of Obama today, because he wants more money, and John Boehner, the majority leader of the House said, “no more taxes” and then walked out. Good for him.

Obama got so pissed off he called a news conference, immediately. NOBODY walks out on Obama.

Uh….didn’t Obama walk out on John Beohner just a few days ago? I’m pretty sure he did. What? He can walk out, but nobody else can?

The speech was the usually democratic repetitious propaganda: “We” need more revenue, and a BIG DEAL, and he’d better get his way because the Republicans want to punish the middle class and the poor.

Frankly, I think Obama has been doing just fine in the area of punishing the middle class and poor.

There is only one thing Obama knows how to do really well…strike terror into everyone who is listening. His mindset is : Lie, deceit, and destroy. Obama causes chaos, which many say: is his intention.

So, what’s this all about? Here’s how one nobody put what’s at stake:
“Obama’s only chance at re-election is to get the GOP House to agree to a tax increase. This would anger GOP voters, and get them to stay home, and get Obama re-elected. Just say no to any tax increase, and he is gone in 2012, guaranteed. “

What stuck terror into my beating heart today was this: I heard a respected news reporter say that IF the debt limit is not raised, then the process of deciding where all the money will go will be up to the President and the Secretary of the Treasury.

What? Isn’t Congress suppose to do that according to our Constitution? Do we even HAVE a Constitution anymore?

Bill Clinton says Obama should just site the 14th Amendment and do what he wants.

You know, I’m about fed up with Bill Clinton. I don’t know about you, but at this moment in time, I almost wish some bimbo would take him to Alaska and leave him on an iceberg with Al Gore.

Nobody Thinks the crooks in Washington have run up such a big debt hole, passing trillions to their friends, and leaving us with the bill, and we know it. And they KNOW we know it. So they are passing the hot potato subject of “budget” cuts back and forth so that no one is left standing with it in their hands. And the rest of us that are watching this feud feel…that things are in the unmaking…forever.

If Obama gets his way…getting complete control of the money: terror might not be here yet, but it’s coming.

July 23, 2011 Posted by | democrats, economy, Obama | , | 4 Comments